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wolf2

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Today buddy im haveing a dring moms going down to the city shopping so im going to buy some old no 7 well i have a couple hours,man it,s just this friend of mine always catchs me their scott man he,sstu,s brother he said he wouldnt tell anybudy before man but just getting caught makes me think hes gonna tell lauri anyways he sais to me he said man whenevr you start to act alittle different you go to the liquor store and buy that and then your pefectly fine again for a real long time for you it,s like medicine keep drinking it i asked him not to tell lauri! aand this christams at graces im getting fouckn smashed off the rectifier man jack daniels no shit whener i start to do not to good i need whiskey only jack daniels fixes it now lets see who ctach me at the store later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 2:46:47 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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oh yeah that little recording with me and ron wasnt my wife that was way up north! i wouldnever do that to my women my woman has fouckn hit man she cant stand ron manhe,s alright except i dont know wether he has a persanality or a mood disorder he,s different every time you talk to him no shit i could see it being scary!yep and just me my woman and i romance alittle by myself with mari hoochi and jack daniels i could buy a big bottle and leave it in my shed i hope they have some old stuff sometime you can get some up here a little dusty i know this you leave it in the garage for a winter and in the sumer it,sgreat anyways just you my woman !later wolf2. anyways they tryed to get me and ron man for something i just kept blowing them away something like 63 cops man fouck that i aint doing like 9 years later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 3:25:21 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey donny have to drink the jack daniels man cant be going dillusional,back in 99 when i had a psychiatric assessment they told me my dillusions were coming from cancer in the right hand loeb of my bain he said your brain feels choked blue wolf2 he said but it cant kill you and it cant go anywere he said their something killing the cancer in their man he made me get wasted he said yeah wolf2 it,s the jack daniels that kill,s the cancer unbelieveable he said now that we know this we can help other people he said somehow when you were alone you figured out what it was but you had already owned jack daniels did you know that you would have died without it is that why you bought it? anyways he called jack daniels chan did and said this whiskey is unbelievable i have the owner right here chan said it,s almost tottaly got rid of any trace of brain cancer so im sighned with kingston psych to drink jack daniels hey donny!later wolf2. right now chans trying to figure out exactly how many types of cancer jack daniels can get rid of i think he told me he knew of 9 types later wolf2
Mon Sep 24 '07 3:50:48 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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yeah lisa berkley you crazy chic of mine i remember you saying you were gonna make that and ron cant! wohh! anyways babe theirs now ay ron will give me a ride way up their plus i cant remember where it is i would have to check my old posts to find out yeah im usually their every year! yeah that dealership is yeah your mine later wolf2. anyways when i told lisa that ron couldnt get it up she said im making this thing for the radio that sounds like he can and hes doing me you crazy nut sounds like we both did later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 4:22:35 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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anyways joe you wouldnt believe what happens to me i have this girlfriend that works like at a snowmobile dealership lots of motorcycle stuff too right anyways i alwats get the place my staright and narrow works at mixed up with lisa man this always happens to me me and ron go up north right we stop in at this dealership i go great maybe i will do my women ,right then i walk in i look around the counter isnt the same their isnt enough glass and shit i think lauri caught me wondering where i was again man im gonna have to look up lisa and see if ron will take me their anyways it,s a heavy trip man the hole wondering where i am thing later wolf2 oh lauris mine but lauris different later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 4:42:48 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Hey wolfie - I;m guessing you've got a bit of spare time today.
Mon Sep 24 '07 4:47:45 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
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US
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no kidding..geez..
Mon Sep 24 '07 5:02:57 am Set this message as last read

Hugsamuchilus

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Hi Joe ..... I'm in love with your guitar playin' my friend...you along with Jimi are my greatest influence. I love you so much and I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!

I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH!

I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH!

I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YA!!!

NO! NO! NO!

I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!!

Hugs to ya Joe. All the best!

Mon Sep 24 '07 5:10:35 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Zen Melvyn is very cool but his blood is not dirty enuff for my tastes, he reminds me very much of Robert Cray in that regard.....

Bleeding??

Edited Mon Sep 24 '07 6:04 am

Mon Sep 24 '07 6:03:37 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Go on! drink it! thinking of your checking the strain everybudy breaksdown sooner or later.Please dont let these shakes go on!later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 6:57:47 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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holy fouck man im starting to laugh for no reason! hey man just got back from getting the mix and the jack daniels man every time i go for jack thri all sold out of 26 ers man so buddy sais all we got is the mickeys now i said well these ones are not realy mickeys the mickeys are usualy over their he said yeah the smal ones these ones are 375 mil i bought 3 i mix with 7 uo im just listening to the rovers want that a party then i will call dale see if im too loaded to play a tune later wolf2 and yeah i only have to do the food thing 9 times a year she dropped it for me later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 7:31:54 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Man the jd is the only thing that will stop the shakes im already wasted already puked still going later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 7:41:19 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Man i had this heavy dream last night ,i dreamt my weights went missing man,and i was asking larry from the postoffice where my weights were and i i was going thorough the post office looking for them i founnd some in theithat were different it was nuts later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 7:50:25 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey man you should see me im a killing machine i have some of the best women in the world man i mean these chics are good man cant wait to do my goverment chics man oh yeah their nice man real fouckn nice i fouck alot hey man yeah my babes keep me occupied hey my little back of harley chic lisa right yeah i like you dont worry baby you can handle it i have some real good women man later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 8:36:39 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey you the one on the back of the yellow harley !do you love me! we cant do it unless you love me i promise i love doing you later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 8:47:27 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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holy fouck your the best that is i think the nicest chic i have ever had ,yeah your the best bay come on you know i love you anyways this first bottle is almost done the other two go in the engine room to get aged abit yeah their was no dust how old are you? who ripped it your the best the best fouck i hav ever had later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 8:54:26 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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i just dont know man lauri works fouckn magic and shit yeah i done her first wolf2 she loves me whic is good cuz under i get whipped law we cant do it unless you love me ,huh do yoiu love me want to fouck !later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 9:10:17 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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babie it,s me keep pumping! you got the best legs and ass i have evr seen keep pumping remember you were her next time we do it your mine yeah it,s your boyfriend no foucking the ugly act team chic bab ei promise your keep pumpming later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 9:31:31 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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im so fouckn hammered i can barely stand just fell over in the shop now im making a cup of instant coffee later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 9:47:00 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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just let me tell you how hammered i am im thinking about an ambulance man later wolf2
Mon Sep 24 '07 10:20:22 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Man decent lauri makes my bologna hey man it feels like im doing and eating her out when i eat it oh it,s preetty heavy trip man im trying tea now gazelle told me it was tea not coffee afterward i hate seeing ambulances man dont you ever have thos visions where you see ambulances ! cool hey my woman and bologhnie yeah man i have to make everything nice for her manlater wolf2. hey you yes! and you! you do love me hey thanks later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 10:34:17 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Jaysus wolfie, are we all your collective shrink??????
Mon Sep 24 '07 10:52:45 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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.yeah i got it all girl,s my mom just got back with it all see moms pretty good at working for the girls community boyfriend hey the babe that made my chocolate bars the smoothest and best i ever at and thanks for the 2 big bags of milk and um hey sly your supposed pam the pride of peterborough that time with you at the indy isnt ! she failed her bloodtest for the group the council failed her said she was haveing sex with blacks no shit!later wolf2.
Mon Sep 24 '07 11:27:34 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
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webmaster..needs to delete this guy..
Mon Sep 24 '07 11:37:46 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Wolfie - Through your knowledge of the cop chicks you know the drill, we know you are screwed up, you tell us you are hammered, next you'll be telling us of your chiselled looks. One thing comes out of all this, you're a friggin TOOL!
Mon Sep 24 '07 11:41:44 am Set this message as last read
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