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wolf2

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Just listen i like saying stuff like this to you, I realy love apples hey man their my favourite thing to eat rightit,s weird cuz sometime i think know one loves me because sometime even on sale their still to much money i wish their was a way i could have my apples at like harvest season being fall for the good sale price all year long their on sale around halloween hey because people hand them out today i got real lucky after i went to the bank i went to the grocery store they had this little clerance section i got one 3 pound bag of macintosh for 99 cents and one 3 pound bag of golden delicious for 99 cents so not bad but buddy it,s nothing for me to eat five pounds of apples in 3 days their great usualy i only eat mac,s weird hey but thats what i wish was later wolf2.

Mon Oct 1 '07 2:24:17 pm

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wolf2

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okay i rest my case! her name is christien spelled like that,i have been going out with her since i was eleeven she makes my apple sales like that the no love thing gets me evrytimewere good christ cant wait until the price is even better you have to check everything out man she only comes once i have tottaly eaten enough apples tina asked me to have sex with her one time when i was eating my apples anyways never sex with tina cuz her tattoos hers are guy brain damagers hey the only ink me is margie so were good little inks okay but anything with lots no way effects my body man anyways im madly in love with my apple girl hey man shes been doing my apples since i was eleven she came here about the amount of apples i was buying believe it or not anyways their my steroids man and yeah girls you love me later wolf2. and yeah my babe im apple day later wolf2.

Mon Oct 1 '07 3:46:06 pm

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michelle 8476 posts total \| IP Logged	Aaron, before wolf2 ate wolf1, this is how they spent their afternoons. Now all he does is post on T2W.
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cmatty 8 posts total \| IP Logged	Squirm Joe, may none of your interviews ever be as uncomfortable as that!!! =P Edited Mon Oct 1 '07 4:16 pm
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Wooleyman John Wooley Middleburg, Florida US Plays: Guitar 1128 posts total \| IP Logged	Cotton-eyed JOE dancing..good times man...good times..heehee..!!
Mon Oct 1 '07 4:15:12 pm	Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Man theirs margie doing the radio thing wanting me to live with her again!.What she does is makes my doctor her dad be worse then gruff with me like no his place stuff until i live with her man shes a heavy duty chic man man what am i suppose to tell my mom?I guess the same as always im going to live with margie right?it,s only in town man she might get real pissed if i dont pickher up and move in she always wants to keep me hey man .

Mon Oct 1 '07 4:18:11 pm

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wolf2 6365 posts total \| IP Logged	Hey michelle lets hope it,s good! anyways cool michell oh just groovy bayby!later wolf2.
Mon Oct 1 '07 4:23:17 pm	Set this message as last read

michelle 8476 posts total \| IP Logged	it's always good wolfie baby! cmatty, that was funny! Sooooo uncomfortable. lmao!!
Mon Oct 1 '07 4:25:20 pm	Set this message as last read

gruskada

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I finally got my signed SWTA booklet today, which means I'll now be giving away a signed copy of the Surfing Legacy edition on SatchNotes.com.

Everyone (non-US included) can enter by just emailing me any song or album info I don't already have on the site - it just needs to be attributed (and verified by me). The contest ends November 1st.

Sorry, I would post more, but Wolf2 keeps taking the words out of my mouth :-)

Mon Oct 1 '07 4:35:11 pm

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Soundborg Constantine Jajas Thessaloniki, Neoi Epivates Greece Plays: Guitar (22 years) 194 posts total \| IP Logged	Don't you just love Ace Ventura???LOL... Does he actually bang his head in the end?LMAO!
Mon Oct 1 '07 7:18:16 pm	Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape Aron Ortega Plays: Guitar (25 years) 1138 posts total \| IP Logged	wolfie, me likes the apples too!!!
Mon Oct 1 '07 7:53:44 pm	Set this message as last read

aussieRGman
Jason Ramsay
planet nowra, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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yay I'm playing at church tonite, whooo.. summer is on its way with 30 degree's cellciuse. hmmmm summer.. its nice to be home....

hey guys , for those who use say effects units/pedals/racks etc when you plug into the amp do u just plug straight in to the input or send and return, cause I want to use my effects unit , just the delay but still keep the tone/distortion etc of the amp.. any ideas?

my new site

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Mon Oct 1 '07 8:39:59 pm

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shredguy 439 posts total \| IP Logged	I wish I could help aussieman but I struggle with the same thing. If you find out, let me know lol. What's up Joe?
Mon Oct 1 '07 10:09:14 pm	Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
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Hiya Joe

Thanks for providing us with a family of friends through your music!

WEBMASTER JON - Maybe you could make it so that each person can only post once a day....I realize I could shoot myself in the foot here....coz I have done more than one post on many occasions....but it would tidy things up a bit...what do ya reckon?

Oh......I reached a milestone and missed it....never mind happy 1301 lol

Gruskada - Awwww I didn't notice you put a little notice up about me pictures too....thanks sooooo much....I am going to have to go through all the bootleg videos and tapes I got...see if I can dig some info up....I will be sitting there with me pen and paper now straining my ears for a little snippit of info from Joe! LOL

KtzA - Yeah I do just love Ace Ventura LOL...he is ....er....well Jim Carey is GREAT!

Dr McNasty - HAHA welcome to the board by the way...yeah OK technically this was your second post I know but....haha you are giving your age away you know! BTW there used to be a little lever at the back end of the arm ya know so ya didn't have to lift it yourself....oh if only you had known all those albums would still be good LMHO!

I am actually quite annoyed that I just got a new turntable and that little lever is now gone....so you HAVE to do it yourself.....and I thought modern technology was supposed to improve hehe

Kiwifulla - Welcome to the site....but we could ask the same of you ya know. Wolf has been here ages and you don't have to read what he says...or anyone else for that matter...including this HEHE

Maximagnet - Hiya ....you so full of love for joe its amazing!

Joe Satrini - thanks for staying in touch sweety!

anibur - gooo gooo ga ga LOL

Hugs Satriella xx

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Mon Oct 1 '07 11:16:18 pm

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Soundborg Constantine Jajas Thessaloniki, Neoi Epivates Greece Plays: Guitar (22 years) 194 posts total \| IP Logged	WE LOVE YA JOE!
Tue Oct 2 '07 12:21:43 am	Set this message as last read

Kiwifulla 2 posts total \| IP Logged	Satriella - thanks for the welcome! re my WOLF comment, I was thinking along the same lines as you regarding your one post per day comment as to stop the spamming... but you are right - who am I to say anything as I am the new guy! Anyway...all the best Joe - proud to have been influenced and educated by you and Mr. Vai ;OP
Tue Oct 2 '07 12:36:42 am	Set this message as last read

Hugsamuchilus

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Hey Joe what has been your most embarrassing moment on stage?

I do remember reading about when you were playing Surfing and had just gotten thru the intro and one of your strings just decided to snap......so you had to stop the show in front of a big crowd and a load of suit type guys from guitar teaching schools.

NOT GOOD!!!

But you said they were fine about it and you didn't get too much of a grilling over it!!!

I love you Joe like you're my brother (well we are guitar playin' Bro's i guess!) you have brought a much needed boost to my life and if i hadn't discovered your music i think my guitar playing life would've been VERY VERY DULL!!! LOL.

I really can't put into words how much i love you Joe for i am starting to cry thinking about you coz you make me so happy with your music. Your attitude towards it .Your happy smiley face when u play makes me smile cuz you got such a great smile and it reflects on me i guess and it makes wanna play!

You see Joe do you see?!! All you have to do is smile and i'm racing for my guitar!

Smile and let the whole world know you're happy and not afraid to show it!!

There's only one Joe Satriani AND I LOVE HIM LOVE HIM LOVE HIM!!!

I'd also like to tell you once again Joe that i am very very pleased that i have some more footage of you!

THANKYOU JOE!!! Thanks for the S.w.t.a bonus DVD. :-D

SATRIELLA!!!! SATRIELLA!!!!

Another lovely person who makes me smile!

(-: THANKS FOR CHEERING ME UP YESTERDAY :-)

When i was all glum! I really appreciated it THANKYOU!!!

I hope EVERYBODY here has a great day and hugs to you all From Magnet.

Right back to Joe!!! hehe

Joe i love ya love ya love ya love ya!!!

Lots n lots n lots n lots!!!

KAYLA!!!!! Where are you girl? Miss ya hun! Hope you're good and all is ok with your world. Hugs!

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Tue Oct 2 '07 2:03:41 am

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slanshroom roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years) 3677 posts total \| IP Logged	MaxiMagnet:Thats a great Q for the board, lets see if we can get some chuckles ripplin round the room, i,m almost afraid t post mine most embarrassing moment on stage? Joe:you must have one, care t tell all? Edited Tue Oct 2 '07 3:21 am
Tue Oct 2 '07 3:17:54 am	Set this message as last read

wolf2

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It,s called behjline in chinese with the apples without apples i curl about 86 pounds in each arm apples get rid of the kreotene in the body behhline is the most sophisticated for a chinese martial arts managment in the world if you have ever seen me walking around with real huge arms it,s no apples man i do the apple thing and curl 30 pounds it,s better plus my police force likes it moe later wolf2 they use to put me in jail at the station for being to big when i was younger no shit!later wolf2.

Tue Oct 2 '07 3:28:25 am

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slanshroom roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years) 3677 posts total \| IP Logged	Wolf2 i dig your country music bro
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wolf2 6365 posts total \| IP Logged	I think i d like to be a movie cowboy!
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michelle 8476 posts total \| IP Logged	Love ya Joe!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZZ!!! Hope you have a great day!
Tue Oct 2 '07 4:03:52 am	Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey rubina! i won again! i got the prize alana said it on the radio earlier YOURHell,Angels is your throughout ontario cool man usually it takes about 7 months after a meting thats good i was trying to win again a haaaa! that littlle petersen he,s mine aside from ed he has to do it or i will ratt him out to my motorcycle club ! cool hey alana if you were tina she would be freaking out trying to figure out some way to put me in later wolf2.

Tue Oct 2 '07 4:06:33 am

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wolf2

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Anyways cops picked me up for being to big a few years ago took me to the station and gave me injections no shit! they wouldnt tell me what the injections were for some owns the police force stuff probably those cop chics can be like little frankensteins man ! anyways enough about that! You think i have schizophrenia cuz youyour read here that i said i do anyways right now im the only person in canada with schizophrenia that has ahigh quality assessment thats fit to stand trial basicaly it works like this other people go to just a psychatrist right they get diagnosed they get pills they have never been properly asessed in a functioning schizophrenia holding domain like a permanenet psychaitric resident anyways on the basis of all this im the only one in canada fit to stand trial that mean no goverment rgulations attched to my schizophrenia just listen you think i have schizophrenia ? now listen my schizophrenia is like this they say im a grade 12 adavanced class student but sometime 43 times smarter on average anyways i do have rules because with schizophrenia it,s like i dont have it !,one of them is my bicycle it goes through the police force as my transportation of without schizophrenia and the cops monitor the use of it because im normal i have to live my life like i dont have it!no shit it,s cool i like it! later wolf2.

Tue Oct 2 '07 4:35:06 am

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slanshroom roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years) 3677 posts total \| IP Logged	ZZ happy birthday, thx for the heads up Michelle! Wolf2:bro you are a movie lol, y just got t slow down the shutter speed t one large post/frame & everyone is happy Edited Tue Oct 2 '07 4:41 am
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