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khoza
ian llorera
ligao, albay
phillipines
Plays: Drums (22 years)
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ey! joe i know it's gonna be hard but, can you give me some advice on how to make my hands more faster... (^__^) i really love your songs joe!
Sun Sep 30 '07 2:30:24 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Okay rubina,you have snails stuck and crawling all over your body and you want me to pick them off with my teeth!okay sure! anyways rubina condoms realy aint! just listen after they use like 8 computers on my thing and a machine to set it told me it could go like up to 25 they said they were making me condoms right! so after i got out i ran into this girl i know linda she said lets do it the condoms were suppose to be made and put at all the stores like even in the states anyways mine are trojanez larg or extra large that kingston pen makes for me they didnt have any yet so linda said well i havent done it since then so i said okay no condoms anyways kingston tryed to show me how to use it man sometimes i use lots but like how do you do it if your starting off at like 9 then it go though it,s teens until 20 or something it,s like what the hell! anyways the big grey boxs of trojanez you see everywhere are the ones kingston pen makes for me so sure!later wolf2 drinking coffe and yeah juabla no greatvalue shit always getting recalled later wolf2.
Sun Sep 30 '07 2:56:22 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Alright KELLY! you little uhhhh!brat! lets talk coffee filters like what do you people do on the web man!,okay just listen arnold swarznegger sais coffee is bad for you right in his books now i read on the net what bruce lee sais about it bruce lee sais it cures 94% of un pronounced disease anyways unpronounced disease is something everybudy has naturaly it,s the stuff that doctors dont teel you that their would be just to much of to fix and they cant fix it bruce lee sais 8-11 cups a day after the age of 22 in female and 26 in males will keep the body from unknowingly succombing to unprenounced disease 2of all kelly you ever look up like coffe filter ratings on the internet like i mean little miss cant be wron gk has the highest filtration quality rating in the world for the right price 2nd is the ones im using now the compliments value barnd it,s the oil in coffee that will kill you yeah um it will clog the arteries around the heart it happened to me in kingston pen you can feel it trying to push the block through the line i finally got to millbrook and rank some vinnegar to thin it down from the pen coffe then came home and drank galasses of vinegar and water till the clog was gone were good and up it,s usually the american stuff that clogs like max is colombian dont you remeber when juan valdez was on it later wolf2.
Sun Sep 30 '07 4:03:27 am Set this message as last read

theoskiadas

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WOLF2 : I read what you wrote about coffee. That's nice.... I already drink almost 12 Espressos Ristretto {please}. But I should propose not to overdoit. I need my kidneys for the next 40 years.... Chears...!
Sun Sep 30 '07 4:39:29 am Set this message as last read

theoskiadas

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Satriella : Cannot open the link Joe Mag

Repost please....

Sun Sep 30 '07 4:41:52 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Im just trying to figure out where im going to buy a new bicycle from.I always do this ,you knowyesterday man i dont know where i went to but my bicycle was showing some where it,s started to get eucred but like it has been tough though but i ride through the bush and stuff no shit man they bug me on the radio i go down blow their brains out then leave i do it all the time their stupid it,s death wish man yeqah no is deffiently mine oh they play my hit right on the radio they say you hit and it sounds like judas! thats what i do to them sometime i dont pay attention to the moreons on the radio police moreons i just go to the station dump a couple usualy i calcualte how many die by how long they bother me for last year 36 dead after the radio how many and who this year later wolf2.
Sun Sep 30 '07 5:50:05 am Set this message as last read

theoskiadas

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JOE
I hope that you will read at least this post....... I HOPE THAT IN FUTURE YOU WILL GIVE A TRY TO PRODUCE SOMETHING LIKE THAT HISTORY REPEATING .
IT WOULD BE QUITE INTERESTING FOR THE AUDIENCE , I THINK YOU WILL ENJOY WORKING ON A PROJECT LIKE THAT AND A REAL CHALLENGE FOR YOU. ASK RUBINA'S OPINION ALSO. THAT WOULD BE THE FIRST PROJECT OF THIS STYLE FROM A MUSICIAN-GUITAR GOD-HERO etc LIKE YOU. Just an idea....!!!
Sun Sep 30 '07 6:06:45 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Hey Michelle that Gibby story is indeed sad, that is what was in my "Ouch" post....

Cube what is the gloabal value of that heist??

Sun Sep 30 '07 6:17:42 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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yeah i here you goverment chic um but he did make the next hit hey! and i have independant hit men do the misses and so you will have to go to the next one on the list then ! and if you keep bugging your getting the same hit i use on kingston pen for the yellow later wolf2.
Sun Sep 30 '07 6:20:08 am Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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Hi everyone, its now only 5 days till i go to Florida, count them-5. Its now 18 months since i've spoken to my Fiancee, i dont like to interrupt her. Does anyone know why wrong numbers are never engaged. talk again soon.
Sun Sep 30 '07 6:25:33 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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from a few years ago eh Joe?

thoughts about Jimi

July 29, 1985.....

Sun Sep 30 '07 6:33:17 am Set this message as last read

ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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and yesterday, again
Joe is to guitar as Messi is to fooball.
Will he put in jeopardy " le Ballon d'Or " for Kaka ?
Sun Sep 30 '07 6:38:10 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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And yeah goverment chics we hobe e !i heard you say no pigs cool!now listen stupifd pigs you never get to talk to my wife at the goverment of canada it,s called hobe e where other people clap or talk to you the only person that gets in their is her husband ask al lowe what happens when you try to get past the hobe and talk to my wife tthey call and say honey you need to come get your uzi and kill them all one time the only cop left was al lowe jim evean and butorac and check this out it only takes a certain number of street girls to call the goverment and say your looking at them starnge or you were talking to them and my wife will say use the uzi anyways were good no hitting the wife later wolf2.
Sun Sep 30 '07 6:39:27 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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boy my kids must be getting big now hey babe cool oh i will be their sometime later wolfie.
Sun Sep 30 '07 6:40:22 am Set this message as last read

ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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Cheese
It's great how Paul talks about Jimi playing Sgt. Pepper's live, with The Beatles in the audience, just two days after they released the song ! jaws to the floor !
Sun Sep 30 '07 6:52:28 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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mikesb lots,, most of en are over 4K street. with a few hitting the 6 to 8 k point. . so my guess is lots !
Sun Sep 30 '07 6:56:08 am Set this message as last read

ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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talking about Clapton,
Three monsters on their instruments
Sun Sep 30 '07 7:01:22 am Set this message as last read

ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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Now, I'm so glad to introduce a Cream colour vid
Sun Sep 30 '07 7:20:57 am Set this message as last read

Dream 3
jamie anderson
melbourne, victoria
australia
Plays: Guitar
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G'day Satch a big HELLO from all your aussie fan's .....


Ya buddy always Jamie Melbourne Australia.....
Sun Sep 30 '07 7:23:10 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Scrubina? it realy is a wonder how i have any fucking sanity ,at alllistening to these cop chics on the radio !the only normal i get is my like my girlfirends and the goverment chics hopefully the cop chics havent foucked anything up! you know you know what i have been tell all these ones since they were like kid,s rubina .it,s your all nut,s and your fine! what a bunch of pains in the ass it is this time of year though where their bored you know anyways they live they shouldnt but they do i hate being tehir fouckn dad goverment chics you should see man i dont mind dad for my girlfriend but these cop chics are unbelievable their goverment chics they even slip up and call me dad and shit!it,s alright with e i guess i prefer to be like dad to said girlfriends though anyways man a bicycle man i wanted an amp research so bad joe but they dont make bikes any more just parts for em i might just do a bit of work to mine for next year but it would be more sensible to buy a new one anyways later wolf2. anyways i have my girlfriend thats mine that i am dad to too so dont worry later wolf2.
Sun Sep 30 '07 7:43:07 am Set this message as last read

Berdoo

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Hey Joe, What can i do to get on your g-3 tour, we are ready to hit the road and do what we do, Rock!! you are the most amazing guitarist i have ever seen. Last time I saw you perform was on the Flying in a blue dream tour, Steve Salas & color code opened for you. I gave a tape to your sound crew... > Berdoo from San Bernardino Ca. are here in Steamboat as locals and are going to perform some dates before taking off on a west coast tour before heading off overseas for the "living the Life of Rock & Roll" tour 2008. Berdoo will be at the Pirate's Pub October 13th Saturday night for a total hardrock show that is sure to melt your brain. Then October 26th Friday night at the Oak Creek Travern for a Halloween show and on November 10th Saturday night at the one and only Buffalo Rose in Golden Colorado. for more info: go to, www.angelfire.com/oz/berdoo www.youtube.com/JCBERDOO

po box 771117 steamboat springs, co 80477 970 879-6524 jcberdoo@hotmail.com Berdoo1@q.com thanx Joe...

Edited Sun Sep 30 '07 9:40 am

Sun Sep 30 '07 9:34:16 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Oh a mart one of mine have you been doing research on my hair babe?How did you know that my hair isnt screwed up it is suppose to be like that with that little desighny thingy it cost large !now did you research enough to know what it,s definitvitves and pro and preverbs are it,s only for one collour of hair girl! you ! later im haveing tea and a smoke now later right you too kim your!later babe wolf2.
Sun Sep 30 '07 10:55:09 am Set this message as last read

climber
Don Cutler
Washington
USA
Plays: Guitar (55 years)
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cheese 101
do you know what show the clips were from?
Sun Sep 30 '07 11:26:32 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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It,s the board of directors cut ,the mark of the panels distinguish for the sex educate bureau for women that have black hair acertain way it,s in peterborough but the paers go nation wide thats why my hairs like this my chic melanie has black hair but shes up north she wouldnt know nothing about it goverment chics later i have to fold laundry now be back in a bit wolfie.
Sun Sep 30 '07 11:58:06 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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mikesb, oopsie, I missed it.

Nice vids you peeps are putting up, but sometimes you just have to FOCUS. :-)

My son's band is in the basement practicing. I had to go down to see if any of my nic-nacs were walking off the shelves. This house is rockin'!!

Sun Sep 30 '07 1:14:08 pm Set this message as last read
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