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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Blue Moon:As your family is rich y can afford time t sit on yer ass n have fun & go 2 a good college n get a good education....

a reminder our wee celtic brother

not that y didntEb4 b4 bro, just t remind y if y stray onto DJ Turf your soul is owned!



Edited Fri Sep 28 '07 10:48 am

Fri Sep 28 '07 10:06:14 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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I Hate ! Days Like today! here,s whats happening sometimes okay sometimes i do alot of things at the bank right,like for example i bought my own bankaccount and paid for it for life so their went a few hundread thousand over that now,this girls and her boyfriend moved in next door to me right anyways they have 3 dogs man so jodi who works at the bank with my neighbour chic who use to work their called me outside one day she wolfie theirs something happening here and im telling you from the bank not to do it she said the chic that moved in next door that works here doesnt give a fouck about the boyfriend shes with her whole plan is to get you!. she said wolfie her boy friiend is peanuts man he,s a carpenter she said im looking out for your best interest and im telling you not to fall for it or im calling royal bank head quarters so anyways she said im talking to your mom she tells my mom stuff like jenny has dog fur stuck in old cookie dough on the counter her other neighbours complained about the smell of dog pooh fouck man it,s pretty fouckn nut,s shes always telling my mom to report her to the cops for noise and stuff man all the time jenny said to me one day she said was i here when you brought in the 7 million dollars wolf2 as im just withdrawing my dissability right she said you also made alot of purchases which could have bought you a real nice house i said no! i said no! jenny were not doing it man! i cant i also own the bank and they already told me spcifaicaly no you becuase you have organized it for you to me no! it, was nuts man later wolf2.
Fri Sep 28 '07 11:23:47 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Just wait! it is my jenny though hey! jenny use to and is my stalker she stalked me for about 12 years me and tina caught her so then me tina and jenny talked tina said you can have wolf2 when im done tina said we dont do it! so if you get him at the right time your first so anyways then jenny bought the house next door to me oh we do it! and shes married now he doesnt touch it and i was the first one to do it except not that long ago she had a baby i went for a walk with her one day said like you know mom could call the cops on the noise but it doesnt effect me and you explained the whole bank thing to her she said were fine wolf2 and im still your stalker she said frank i waited 16 years for you to fouck me man you fouck a stalker think about that! so i did i called her and said were good cool later ,later wolf2 anyways it was brand new when i got it!later wolf2.
Fri Sep 28 '07 12:08:34 pm Set this message as last read

theoskiadas

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jOE, OUR LOVE TO YOU AND RUBINA FROM THEODOR AND IOANNA , GREECE , I AM THE ONE WHO IS TALKING WITH MR. FORTE FOR BOOKING IN GREECE!!!!


AND FOR ALL FANS OF THIS GREAT MAN.....JOE SATRIANI..... SOMETHING VARY RARE IS COMING IN A FEW MINUITES..... I COULD KEEP IT A SECRET BUT THAT WOULD BE VERY SELFISH , SO AS MR. SATRIANI TEACH US THROUGH HIS MUSIC WE ALL HAVE TO BE MODERATE....!!!!!!!!!

Fri Sep 28 '07 12:36:47 pm Set this message as last read

BorgAngel
Wouter Nieuwe Weme
Enschede, Overijsel
The Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Heey Joe!

Thanks for making music as you do! I hope that you may do it as long as we need it, which will be eternal!

I had some problems with my guitar, whammy broke bridge hb broke. I'm sick of it. I'm thinking about buying a JS. I love the way they sound and look.

I'm going to a German Queen (the band:P) convention tomorrow. It'll be so cool. I remember the concert you gave with Brian very well. I wasn't there but, I saw it a million times! When are you going to do another concert with that many people who are music legends?

Lots'a Love from Holland!

Wouter

Wouter

Fri Sep 28 '07 12:52:16 pm Set this message as last read

Amir K

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Canada ehh, whats up dude?

-Amir...
Fri Sep 28 '07 1:45:03 pm Set this message as last read

Amir K

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Satriella, lol... haha
comon... in 20070712777 i have a white T shirt & behind the yellow T shirt guy,,,

-Amir...
Fri Sep 28 '07 2:01:04 pm Set this message as last read

theoskiadas

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And here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RARE JOE SATRIANI STUDIO

YES... THIS IS REEL SATRIANI..... I CAN SAY THAT THE BRITISH STYLE PRODUCER IS VERY SPECIAL.... AND WHAT A FANTASTIC LOCATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A STUDIO TO DIE FOR!!!!!!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK AND STUDY MY PATHOLOGY LESSONS.......

DEAR JOE, MATERIAL LIKE THIS ONE MAKES YOUR FANS VERY HAPPY. I HOPE YOU WILL MAKE ANOTHER ONE LIKE THIS. HAVE FUN I THE STUDIO AND LOOK FORWARD TO SEE YOU BACK IN GREECE WITH BETTER.... MUCH BETTER.... SUPERB PROMOTION.!!!!!!!!!!


Edited Fri Sep 28 '07 2:26 pm

Fri Sep 28 '07 2:25:17 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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shhhhhhhhh! just be good!. im not doing to much only 20 days worth of medictaion left then blood test and another prescription and yes you,d 6.55pm we never kill mine,s .Im kind of bored want to keep smoking but my mom wont let me you see rubina us smokers hey i only smoke after sex so i smoke all day long! hahaha! and yeah cop chic my world pool championships is ontario i pay for everything ontario no shit thats why you heard the goverment chic on the radio go a dah! it,s a good ontario they do that about once a year well it,s because for people who wondr that watch my games that are televised at the end it always has me with the goverment and on tv they announced i would be taking over evrything ontario dont you remember? anyways later wolf2.
Fri Sep 28 '07 2:39:18 pm Set this message as last read

Di Bart

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JOE SATRIANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey awsome show on the g3 tour for 2007 with Paul Gilbert and John Petrucci in Toronto, Ontario. Ijust wanted to know, are you going to release a dvd for G3 07 with Paul Gilbert and John Petrucci? Anyways thanks for your time.

ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope to see you back in Toronto =)

Fri Sep 28 '07 3:55:29 pm Set this message as last read

webmaster

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just in case anyone hasn't seen it on the home page-- i put up the new giveaway contest yesterday -- this is the one i've been working on for all of our non-US resident satriani.com members. you spoke and we responded! :}

Click here to enter

Here's the description-- We are offering 20 free giveaway packages to all SATRIANI.COM members! The prize packages include:

Planet Waves Joe Satriani Strap
Planet Waves Joe Satriani Picks
Autographed "Surfing With The Alien" CD booklet
Guitar World magazine with Joe and Steve Vai on the cover

Fri Sep 28 '07 3:57:24 pm Set this message as last read

Soundborg
Constantine Jajas
Thessaloniki, Neoi Epivates
Greece
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Hey Rubina_and_Joe! We were all there July 11 2007 Athens! One of the best Live performances I've ever seen!

JOE!

Fri Sep 28 '07 4:31:52 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Jon/Joe-Webmaster...thank you for your efforts to keep us happy...Peace!
Fri Sep 28 '07 5:07:01 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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i entered the compeition, send some good vibes my way im a lil drunk and read "this information is correct - enter me" i clicked enter me im sure my infos correct :D if not oh well F IT!!!!!
[br nice toosh
Fri Sep 28 '07 5:21:01 pm Set this message as last read

theoskiadas

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John , fantastic site..... !!! Joe worths it. Have a nice in US despite the fact that the nasdac goes down. I hope that we will be able to buy APPLE stocks in a good price some day.... Buy... see u tomorrow!

Edited Sun Sep 30 '07 6:12 am
Fri Sep 28 '07 5:30:46 pm Set this message as last read

roffler
eric rosseland
USA
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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I bought this the other day. This is not SWTA. More like surfing with the statue that came to life and terrorized Karen Black in the movie Trilogy of terror.

Edited Fri Sep 28 '07 6:20 pm
Fri Sep 28 '07 6:08:16 pm Set this message as last read

Dr McNasty

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Hello Joe,

Thanks for the great body work and. helpful website. I've been reading for a week or two and found lots of new helpful links and good info for anyone raising little shredders.

Joe, meet my son Paul. Your 12 yr old fan from the shores of lake Ontario.

12 Year Old plays Satch Boogie

New camcorder on order, sorry for the low sound volume.

I'm joining this board with Paul to help him find more resources. I may have to rely on others here and elsewhere for good instructional material and music theory resources.

Any good theory sites for the very young?

Paul's Instruments.

Ibanez SG Fender Strat 60th edition '76 Ibanez Destroyer w/EMG Vox Valvetronix 50w Piano

Edited Fri Sep 28 '07 7:14 pm

Fri Sep 28 '07 7:12:28 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Herbert for G3!!

Fri Sep 28 '07 8:02:20 pm Set this message as last read

aussieRGman
Jason Ramsay
planet nowra, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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G'day guys, just uploaded my first new song (real song) since my operation five months ago... "Rock for ever" its got a bit of slide guitar work in it. so hope it sounds alright and I'm not too rusty..

Edited Fri Sep 28 '07 9:11 pm
Fri Sep 28 '07 9:04:29 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Hey WEBMASTER Jon....

WOW thanks....

This is one non-us'er who is very happy!

thank you

thank you

what a great way to start my day YAY!!!!

bouncy

bouncy

boing

boing

Thank you WEBMASTER JON!

Muchly hugs Satriella xx

Fri Sep 28 '07 11:33:54 pm Set this message as last read

climber
Don Cutler
Washington
USA
Plays: Guitar (55 years)
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Dr. McNasty
That was awesome!
Tell him to keep it up!


Edited Sat Sep 29 '07 1:34 am
Sat Sep 29 '07 1:34:02 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Dr McNasty:man they learn young these days! i pretty much use this site for anything music related if i need 2

Wholenote

hope this helps, big thumbs up t Paul!

AL:I found your perfect date dude!!

Edited Sat Sep 29 '07 2:32 am

Sat Sep 29 '07 2:07:28 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey man im here! yeah no my workout is suppose to stop in the 4 month,yeah man i told you all i have used for years now is bruce lee,s fist of fury workout!.You should see how fouckn deadly this shit is man i eat the same live the same man it, realy looks killer it sais the peak of look occurs at the workout period but the peak of pefections when needed occurs when not working out it sais to use the filled weights and stuff man in the summer i get pretty big hey it,s not big like sly or arnold it,s big like bruce lee it even looks like him it works ver well im not doing to much i have been awake for a while the only thing with the bruce lee workout it requires lots of pasta and actually lots of italian stuff is the main ingredients except romain lettuce im allowed to eat six romaine hearts a year 9 could effect performance so thats all have to make some coffe now later wolf2 hong kong secrets my man!later wolf2.
Sat Sep 29 '07 2:57:03 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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That video is amazing, shes a perfect package
Sat Sep 29 '07 3:32:46 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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It,s actually a workout and body that bruce lee desighned when he first started taking his medictaion for schizophrenia the abdominal muscles come out on the 11th hour of fight it,s called corlighna then the whole body should chorlihnbetween the 13th and 14th hour man it works beautiful bruce recomeneded the use of weiderback then he said he believed the pefect candidate would be sicilain mix and pefect weight could be hidden in canada! no shit bruce lee had schizophrenia man more then 12 million people in china have it! the work out the buried abs the wholebody changing was for a war he pursued whe he first decided to take his mediction they forced it on him later wolf2.
Sat Sep 29 '07 3:36:25 am Set this message as last read
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