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wolf2

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It,s called behjline in chinese with the apples without apples i curl about 86 pounds in each arm apples get rid of the kreotene in the body behhline is the most sophisticated for a chinese martial arts managment in the world if you have ever seen me walking around with real huge arms it,s no apples man i do the apple thing and curl 30 pounds it,s better plus my police force likes it moe later wolf2 they use to put me in jail at the station for being to big when i was younger no shit!later wolf2.
Tue Oct 2 '07 3:28:25 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Wolf2 i dig your country music bro
Tue Oct 2 '07 3:40:24 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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I think i d like to be a movie cowboy!
Tue Oct 2 '07 4:03:10 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Love ya Joe!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZZ!!! Hope you have a great day!

Tue Oct 2 '07 4:03:52 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey rubina! i won again! i got the prize alana said it on the radio earlier YOURHell,Angels is your throughout ontario cool man usually it takes about 7 months after a meting thats good i was trying to win again a haaaa! that littlle petersen he,s mine aside from ed he has to do it or i will ratt him out to my motorcycle club ! cool hey alana if you were tina she would be freaking out trying to figure out some way to put me in later wolf2.
Tue Oct 2 '07 4:06:33 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Anyways cops picked me up for being to big a few years ago took me to the station and gave me injections no shit! they wouldnt tell me what the injections were for some owns the police force stuff probably those cop chics can be like little frankensteins man ! anyways enough about that! You think i have schizophrenia cuz youyour read here that i said i do anyways right now im the only person in canada with schizophrenia that has ahigh quality assessment thats fit to stand trial basicaly it works like this other people go to just a psychatrist right they get diagnosed they get pills they have never been properly asessed in a functioning schizophrenia holding domain like a permanenet psychaitric resident anyways on the basis of all this im the only one in canada fit to stand trial that mean no goverment rgulations attched to my schizophrenia just listen you think i have schizophrenia ? now listen my schizophrenia is like this they say im a grade 12 adavanced class student but sometime 43 times smarter on average anyways i do have rules because with schizophrenia it,s like i dont have it !,one of them is my bicycle it goes through the police force as my transportation of without schizophrenia and the cops monitor the use of it because im normal i have to live my life like i dont have it!no shit it,s cool i like it! later wolf2.
Tue Oct 2 '07 4:35:06 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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ZZ happy birthday, thx for the heads up Michelle!

Wolf2:bro you are a movie lol, y just got t slow down the shutter speed t one large post/frame & everyone is happy

Edited Tue Oct 2 '07 4:41 am

Tue Oct 2 '07 4:36:19 am Set this message as last read

Soundborg
Constantine Jajas
Thessaloniki, Neoi Epivates
Greece
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZZ!!!This is your day!

Miss ya Joe!...hope you're doing ok :)
WoWeEe!!



Edited Tue Oct 2 '07 5:07 am

Tue Oct 2 '07 5:00:40 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Anyways I love to ride my bicycle myself i think a bike is well bruce lee,s studies show that a bicycle can rain control over alist of disease and one is schizophrenia he explains how it works and what to buy man i got lucky i bought mine before my diagnosis afterward it turned out it was exactly what bruce said he said it can cure the bumps in the brain from the scizophernia when you have a lapse of schizophrenia right then you start taken your medication you can feel imperfections a little from the lapse but it,s not from the lapse the alterations happen before years before bruce sais up to seven years before that those are the imperfections you feel afterwards he said their is a cure for the abnnomals and it,s the bicycle with gers and it should be 12 - 18 speed no shit which was fine for me because like i say i seinfeld hey man you know how gerry has his bicycle hanging up in his apartement even when i drive i still always ride my bicycle later wolf2.
Tue Oct 2 '07 5:20:10 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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I finally got my book also..it's cool..how bout that pic of Joe in front with the headband and crraazy hair..? Joe yous a trip..
Tue Oct 2 '07 5:50:38 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey man i will probably buy another bicycle from canadian tire man yeah you see lot,s of bike brands use the same size shock as mine anyways i need something where i can use my shock spring man my amp research spring so i will buy something i can use my spring on my moutain bike joe it feels like an 86 can-am dirtbike no word of a lie man infact this one is getting so beat i dont know what im gonna do with it when i buy another one anyways i ride man ! later wolf2.
Tue Oct 2 '07 5:56:00 am Set this message as last read

gruskada

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Here's an idea - Jon could make a real T2W that just works when Wolfie logs in. He would see some automatically randomly-generated messages from the familiar names here along with all his posts, where T2J would remain Wolf-free :-). And anyone who misses the Wolf's posts could also log into a special page to see all of his current thoughts.
Tue Oct 2 '07 5:57:50 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Happy birthday ZZ...party time!!!
Tue Oct 2 '07 6:03:49 am Set this message as last read

castle49

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Wolf - Was that you in 3:10 to Yuma?
Tue Oct 2 '07 6:15:46 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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gruskada:Interesting concept but have t say, i like the way the layout is, i mean..if y see wolf2 skip it if it upsets y, i dont see the problem
Tue Oct 2 '07 6:16:57 am Set this message as last read

gruskada

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slanshroom - just a joke. I really don't care. I read his crazy posts from time to time.

Ok, here's a better idea - you can check in your profile whether you want to see Wolf's posts or not :-) Actually, an "ignore user" feature might not be a bad idea...

BTW, anybody order the new Dream Theater book - Lifting Shadows?

DreamTheaterBook.com

It's expensive, but I broke down and bought it yesterday.

Edited Tue Oct 2 '07 6:50 am

Tue Oct 2 '07 6:41:20 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Good Morning Satchland....... How's is everyone?

We're going to Florida tomorrow till Columbus Day to celebrate my in- laws 50th. It's going to be great and looking forward to it. Our boys are going also and with Sean moving out 10 months ago it's gonna be great being with him as with Aaron. Yippie ! ! ! !

wolf2.......A movie cowboy? Wolf Wayne has a nice ring to it. What do you guys think?

Jim Smyth is the songwriter I've been recording for the last 11/2 yrs. Well the CD is completed and we're putting the post produtcion package togather for DiscMakers. Should have the CD by the end of the month. Sean is going to building a web site for the CD. I'll keep you posted. Would love some feedback on everything when we're up and runnin'

Happy Birthday ZZ. Have a great day. It's on me....lol.....(thanks michelle....... hugs)

Joe...... How ya been? Been a little quiet lately. Hope all is well. We really enjoyed the SWTA show in Chicago. Take care and give us some Blue.

BTW..... I saw the new contest on the home page. Trouble is ........everything Joe's giving away I have already. So what's a fan going to do?

I entered the contest anyway. Everyone can use more Joe. Don't you agree???? Speaking of which.........I need a cup right now.....lol.....

Have A Great Day Everyone?

Tue Oct 2 '07 6:54:53 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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wolf2 you are a movie cowboy....to bad the movie is one flew over the cuckoo's nest or brokeback mountain you decide
Tue Oct 2 '07 7:09:17 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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or Blazing Saddles....
Tue Oct 2 '07 7:13:27 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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or I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!

THIS is how it goes down at wolfie house!

Tue Oct 2 '07 7:39:48 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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if wolf2 was a rapper he would be this guy
Tue Oct 2 '07 7:58:34 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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ODB..fa sho..!!
Tue Oct 2 '07 8:16:49 am Set this message as last read

Greyland
Mark Greyland
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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Hi Joe

I am trying to get in touch with a number of musicians on matters of music theory. I have written a book tentatively scheduled for release on Mel Bay for late fall/early spring on the subject of Alternate Tunings for the guitar. As an example of my work I would like to send you a list I prepared of every possible heptatonic (7 note) scale sorted into groups of modes. (In the key of C there are 462, or 66 modal groups: if every key is included, there are a total of 5,544) I wanted to speak with you ever since I saw the description for the tuning used in the song "The Enigmatic". I have another book which I am preparing in PDF format which is a system for breaking down any alternate tuning into a playable form quickly. I will gladly give you more details if you are willing to speak or email me. The music theory topics I wanted to ask you about are the roles of the steps in a scale as well as the desirability of a database of chord types to scale to tuning associations.

Hoping you will get back to me,

Mark Greyland

Tue Oct 2 '07 8:23:10 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey.... you wouldnt believe how good i feel today ,im being srious i feel about 13 times better then before i had schizophrenia my brain feels great today is a day where like goverment chics where if the cops showed up i would warn them instead of killing them thats how good i feel no shit!later wolf2.
Tue Oct 2 '07 8:26:09 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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a SHORT BUT FUNNY western....
Tue Oct 2 '07 8:36:09 am Set this message as last read
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