Two Shay
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While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked."
The other two nuns disapprove, and ask, "What if someone sees us?"
But the Mother Superior says, "Don't worry, no one will see us, we'll just lock the door."
So the other nuns agree, strip down and return to work.
Suddenly, they hear a knock at the door, and grab their clothes in a panic.
Mother Superior runs to the door and calls through, "Who is it?"
"Blind man," a man's voice comes back.
So she opens the door, and lets in the blind man, who turns to the nuns and says, "Great tits, ladies, now where do you want these blinds?"
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Mon Oct 15 '07 4:57:00 am
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halil
halil kabaca afyon, merkez Turkey Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Hi satriani,
i am writing from istanbul, Turkey where you prmised to come tne next year. So please play "Born to be wild" with G3 in your concert.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Halil KABACA
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Mon Oct 15 '07 5:04:29 am
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wolf2
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This is no shit!um cops told me ,that even when i dont workout im stronger lik43 times stronger physicaly then everyone they measured at every gym um i die if i eat regular street food so before i organized tina i talked with my motorcycle club kingston pen did blood work they determined that i need muscle food so they said underlaw i have to be this age and weight and sighn into population h block they would come to my cell and give me my list of food to keep me from the hospital!one of the muscle foods is the chicken and they do my roasts two it sounds nut,s but i had to do something i needed more then just musclehouse like if musclehouse gets busy they dont come so i told my motorcyclew club and so did tina on my computer we were doing the kingston pen thing no shit!um if i eat regualr street food because my muscle i become disffigured and blowted and then i usulsya require a hospital ,so i took the chance at doing the time at kingston pen for the muscle food but when i was in i became blowted disfigured body wise then after i got the air out the electric sheil to the brain from kingston psych was brutul i had the hospital give me injections before i did my time so i wouldnt die from just eaating the priosn food my motorcycle club was at the hospital with me! thats what the cops do every so many yaears the hook up machine sto me and tell me how much stronger i am then the strongest person in the province seriously i die if i eaqat street food!later wolf2.
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Mon Oct 15 '07 5:39:37 am
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Donkey Hotay
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Mon Oct 15 '07 5:47:12 am
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wolf2
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Between muscle house,and the kingstonpen muscle food my brain is feeling like im not gonna die,that what happens from street food hey first i loose all the grip in my brain then i just dont wakeup or i collapse and die no shit!think about it you have no grip in your brain!i was just thinking about my cop chics and their problems they use to have i made sure they cant have anything produced by black grown by black war anything by blacks yeah you should have seen the problems i had with them when they were younger hip displacia at like 25 year s old from wearing shoes made by blacks for black people like nikes spots covering their whole body from eating african fruit i just went holy fouck these girls are crazy anyways their all normal again then they were eating white people food but not washing it ,so i use to have go go check their lucnhes to make sure everything was washed it,s mostly cuz their around guns man,um since 1986 police guns are made to detemine blacks to kills blacks so when their weaaring wearing foucked up shit it causes them health problems even tasers buddy they have black people tasers and whit people tasers the blacks do permaanent damage to them and wont work on whites!later wolf2.
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Mon Oct 15 '07 6:42:34 am
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wolf2
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The next thing Frank is dont fouck up the muscle food with a pardon,shure it,s your girlfriends at the prison but if law sais you cant have it after a paron your focked dying againso and this whole thing with a pardon and passport for the states and us is bullshit they cant prevent me from going to the states under the free trade agreement i think you have to have 300 billion to own anybuissness their and for no regualtions to cross the border and 80 billion in the bank i own the country and thr reoyal bank of canada another thing is where applicable they cant stop me from say going to my buissness dennis kik because i own minnesota george is sighne with this country just please dont get a pardon without phoneing kingston pen if that food gets canceled were foucked and a pardon might do that juts do no pardon to be safe if worse comes to worse we can go see the crown attorney and ask for a desk seal for court but even that might fouck the muscle food and were just getting back to normal now i have been getting more grip in my brain every day!later wolf2 doesnt matter how much money the states sais we have to have to go over i got it!later wolf2.
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Mon Oct 15 '07 7:21:23 am
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OCPS470
Chris Peters Lake Mary, FL USA Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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CHRIS PETERS GH07, JOE PLEASE READ
Joe, it was an honor to play for you. Thanks for being a great judge and a nice guy. It was a chalange, but great experince. Hopefully I'll earn the chance to play for you in the future. Thanks Joe!
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Mon Oct 15 '07 9:11:57 am
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wolf2
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Joe im not kidding you !my brain is totaly back to normal well griped and tight! yeah man when theirs no grip and it,s loose it,s a combination of psychatri c socical and psycholocgical problesm mostly it ,s thoughts stuck in a vein in the brain anyways weider is the only weight approved for doing this in their edesighn their made to oval the body corrections to impermint that means in wieghtlift for me it,s the brain anyways i just said one day to myslef you want to get back to normal fix your brain put a weider to it for 4 months a year for 4 years wolf2 im sighned for my grade of corrections they send to were back to brand new now anyways a weider chic can do me anytime ,i even though about calling them asking if they wanted to do it i own weider man i just keep it the same as it was later wolf2.
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Mon Oct 15 '07 9:24:10 am
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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OCPS470:Good on y Chris, how did you feel it went for y?
mikesb:Al sent that a while back, sounds like someone forgot t program the keys t whatever they were tuned 2, we all have our bad nights, happy i,m not the keyboard tech though lol
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Mon Oct 15 '07 11:21:41 am
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wolf2
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Yeah normal look cop chic spy my brain is back to normal,now im walking normal and everything hey cop chics i even got the bumps in the bottonof the mouth on the lfeft hand side on the gums your suppose to have when your brain is fine just took alot of weider weight use later wolf2.
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Mon Oct 15 '07 1:38:07 pm
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