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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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OH my word....

My exhaust totally blew on the way to swimming this morning....I thought it was only a large hole...but thankfully one of the guys who swims at the same time is an engineer so he had a look when we got outside..."well the exhaust is hanging off and touching the road...if you catch that wrong the car is going to tip over"

Great supposed to be going away tonight for the weekend too!!!!!!

managed to get it to the garage...just waiting to hear the damage now!

Hi joe....whats your worst transport moment? Ever thought you wouldn't make a gig....hmm apart from the one on the new DVD..that was a pretty close call

Hey WEBMASTER are you OK ....this is very worrying....no contest winners chat broken and nothing being done....I hope nothing is wrong with you sweety!

Daft Stupid Cat...hahahaha how many times can you run into a pain of glass....LOTS

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OOOooo I wanna start juggling again...

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Oh my word dis bird got riddam...love how he headbangs at de end too!

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Lefty Fret Head - Welcome to the board....haha first time poster long time lurker made me laugh....part of the satrieyes eh!!!!!!! Hope its true bout the guitar bits!

Delfino - Welcome back...Final year eh....time is going quick...what ya gonna do when yer finished...apart from...paaaaarrrrrrty!!!....I mean after that...what will you do with your degree or whatever you get? not 1 but 2 new guitars WOW nice one

ptrocker - oooo that sucks...yep get back to Europe!

dream3 - Oh my word...you got that many special plectrums WOW...and Joes strings.....Jam on it too!

Captain Steve - awooooga awooooga squelunkle clunk! Back to normal...oh yeah.....boingy bouncey

devoe6907 - hey it don't matter what town you live in....there are never enough Satch fans in it! What class? I have been gigging gigging gigging this year....yes I am the one who got the email from Paul ....from what I hear he is pretty good like that to everyone.

check out my paul gig pictures here...

http://entertainment.webshots.com/album/559320799mUgrcm

Oh my flipping word!!!!!

The garage just called.....Ł302......

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!

*THUD*

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Fri Oct 19 '07 1:03:23 am

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Two Shay 2755 posts total \| IP Logged	M le Zen Poisson - Well then, maybe I understand and maybe I don't. I just sense a lot of sadness and disappointment. I think that eventually we will evolve and find peace but it will be many many years, maybe we will all destroy each other before that happens, there are more than enough mad war mongering bastards around. I wish you all the best.
Fri Oct 19 '07 2:18:27 am	Set this message as last read

Hugsamuchilus 439 posts total \| IP Logged	Hi Joe i love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! U da man!! I love you Joe!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!! Lefty Fret Head....... the words spring to mind.... YOU LUCKY SOD!!! Enjoy my friend! I'm sure you will!
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Zenfish 4324 posts total \| IP Logged	Edited Tue Feb 26 '08 11:00 pm
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wolf2

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Hey man the head pharmacist kathy is good!my medication got better yeah it,s pinker which i need and about so many percent are machined finer that what i sighned for just listen man this is no shit ,how can i tell you this and this is true man i make my own schizophrenia medication man mines apo risperidone i also me medication for 19 girls with schizophrenia it all comes in the same box somehow they found out about all my doctor and pharmaceutical degrees and when i had to make my own they asked me to make theirs aswell no shit i worked on mine for 9 months man anyways it is true the best medication yet !i dont hear or see anything! manneither do my babes man anyways i have to make coffee now later wolf2 hey goverment chics did you know i make the medication?Later wolf2.

Fri Oct 19 '07 3:33:54 am

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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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OK I need cheering up!

In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE , BUT THE BULL CHARGES

On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Signs of the times

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Bugger

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hehe that feels a lil better!

Fri Oct 19 '07 3:44:03 am

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wolf2

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Me and Kathy my head pharmacist ,have this real weirde realationship man it,s like medical or something well i own 60 percent of it and kathy owns 40 perent of it the apsley guardian pharmacy anyways kathy just loves her 40 percent when she starts doing the loves me thing cuz thats her little pecentage i give her lookout!oh shes cutes shes also married but i was going out with cathy before she got married! no shit ed the other pharmacist couldnt believe it one day i told him tell cath i need some money im hurtn ed im only on ontario works hes like what?what the hell are you talkig about?then kathy tols him frank own 60 percent of it im his girlfriend my 40 percent is girlfriend man!anyways remember the shity name brand risperdal?hey girlds fouck it felt like you got hit by lightning and you heard shit! it,s much beter with frankie making it!stick with me kid you will go places!later wolf2.

Fri Oct 19 '07 4:25:29 am

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Two Shay 2755 posts total \| IP Logged	Zen - Thanks man, I do like it. In a way it sums up my impressions. Starts of with hope and anticipation which gives way to despair but thena bit more hope and a lets get on with it. At least that's how it sounds to me.
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Zenfish 4324 posts total \| IP Logged	Edited Tue Feb 26 '08 11:01 pm
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cheese101 3965 posts total \| IP Logged	Who's going to see ZZ Top in San Fran Nov 4th? Anyone?? Joe??
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wolf2

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hey death cube!i am already blind from it!hillarious man anyways im not doing to much i wa just thinking about my little polaris chic she likes lots of muscle on me ,last time i was their was a workout day and i was just huge huge chest man i seen her checking me out she like me who knows maybe it was all for her right/ anyways it does some heavy chest stuff man soemtimes it gets realy big ,looks like conan or something then usually when i increase it tightens it back up then gets huge again! theirs nothing else to do so i work out@ anyways proper free weight is no more then 20 minutes these people that say oh i do an hour hour and a half are week man years ago gyms use to sell 30 minute free weight packages my gym i own still does nu bodies it,s the professional 30 minute lift package if you want to do more you use a universal gym them rest can lead to brain malfunction passout borverdline and shit with more then 30 minutes look at what i look like and that salittle under 30 minutes man!later wolf2 every other day !later wolf2.

Fri Oct 19 '07 6:24:38 am

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wolf2

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Hey i bullett this morning!yeah had to go to the store delicated steak their was none ready so i had to get the butcher to make em 11bucks worth 6 yougurt cups 2 bags pop i spinach 3 1 litres chocalet milk 5 bucks riblets popcorn 1 pack classic muscles shopping manmy mom eats wolf2 food cool heyman their was only one chococalet milke left on the shelf had to ask for two mor anyways im making something to eat now rode my bike to the store!later wolf2.

Fri Oct 19 '07 10:27:54 am

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BigBunny 910 posts total \| IP Logged	webmasterjon - in Jan. i sent you a photo for the fan art section, it's still not up :/ sniffle thanx BigBunny
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Zenfish 4324 posts total \| IP Logged	Edited Tue Feb 26 '08 11:01 pm
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Stevee T 3906 posts total \| IP Logged	Delfino Pie ...welcome back...
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bluebuffalo Freddy Garza McMinnville, OR USA Plays: Other (57 years) 565 posts total \| IP Logged	Cheese101, you like going to San Fran alot. it's only like a 6 hour drive from your part of the woods, right. R do u fly. have a good weekend all back to work
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cheese101

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ooooooo Bluebuffalo....I'll go to San Fran EVERY TIME to see Joe, LOL....or Dream Theater...just recently was there for Vai too so ummm, yep, easy drive for me :) I always drive there, don't fly...if it's southern Cali then yep, fly. I'm not gonna make it to the concert, was just curious if anyone else was going, like maybe Joe since he likes them :)

What's up Joe??? You're so busy and so quiet!!!

Fri Oct 19 '07 12:37:04 pm

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Zenfish 4324 posts total \| IP Logged	Edited Tue Feb 26 '08 11:01 pm
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wolf2

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Babe thats crazy!johnny nice just gor busted running a meat stealing ring at the sobeys in peterborugh nuts!,he use to drive the red stallion automotive truck that came up here his wife just divorced him and took his house and his kids about five years ago what he is is a nice boy his brither got busted with all the police uniforms few years ago and swaing brak eline but what they are is poachers usualy oh their more then just kill deer amd moose out of sesaon they kill em out of season and in the game preserve must be hurtn to be running a meat stealing ring and that lisa mcklenanan that was with him is bad new shes alwaya s on the radio getting busted ,!nice!!!!!!! later wolf2.johnny did loose his job as well!later wolf2.

Fri Oct 19 '07 1:10:09 pm

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mcfee_joe 201 posts total \| IP Logged	ZZ TOP now that would be a good concert. Yep the Great Outdoors is a great movie!!! Hey Chad and Kt how is it going? Hey Cheese Ya tard! Hugs
Fri Oct 19 '07 2:41:16 pm	Set this message as last read

wolf2

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.Okay pen girls listen,we do it but listen i only do the girls i do and um girls try me all the time but im actualy not like that unless say it,s you babeum i have a unform levels of council in my brain from musclehouse food my whole life um you are the friendly uniform which is man i had the right word for it but i lost it anyways you girls and a few that come around are normal just keep me dont tell anyone but another pen chic manor how sizzie it getsum you are like normal to me and it doesnt bother me that we do everything,i like it!i like you girls alot!sizzie is sicilian gangster for your specific size what we do and how many everythinganyways your my code of logic!anytime what you see batt!,s you crazy nut!later wolf2.

Fri Oct 19 '07 2:55:17 pm

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wolf2

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like the girls i do have sex with are spoiled but i dont as a rule daylight chics man besides i know what mine feels like um even when their beginners with me at night it,s cool cuz i have that tiger solution they put in me to gangster at night oh im aware but like some chics that ask to do it in daylight that have husbands i very rarely tell to come buy i cant time my gangster thing and i dont like sticking and ovoiloh largein past a 3inch use to it knowingly somechics that become regular is cool gets rid of the little dick feel in their thing most of mine are pretty cool anyways later wolf2.

Fri Oct 19 '07 2:59:57 pm

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cheese101 3965 posts total \| IP Logged	HUMPH!!!!! I may BE a tard, but yer a tard-lover so that makes you wierder than me ya feck!! LOL!!!
Fri Oct 19 '07 3:13:22 pm	Set this message as last read

mcfee_joe 201 posts total \| IP Logged	Ummm Cheese no one can be more WIERD than you. Your the top of the list LOL......it's ok I still lov ya. Does it ever stop raining around here having a break now but more rain to come Gosh!
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Stevee T 3906 posts total \| IP Logged	alexandre caetano...congrats on a great experience...Peace Zen...thanks....I love Roy's simple, searing approach.... Edited Fri Oct 19 '07 3:54 pm
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