wolf2
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Hey goverment chics you fouckn aint!i was just thinking about when me and my cardiologist lighned eveything up for the pacemaker man im glad im not using the free shit!that sounds brutul! couldnt live like that i paid hughes for all the parts and the operation in cheques from my buissness babe remember year ago when i said to you,it for my pacemaker anyways i take the zillionaire pay for your self operation and you grils pay me back i explaine to hughes about the lung trip man! he said copd doesnt do that it,s muscle you just need to use your inhaler it was nuts man one morning i wake up my lungs totaly blocked off haveing a ciagrett had to use my inhaler for copd to open hugehs said man frank im telling you copd dont do that emphysema is something different he said it,s the muscle in my body he said their is nothing for it just use an inhaler for copd man nuts heybut yeah im all paid for heart operation with gold conettions and diamonds for life!later wolf2.
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Sun Oct 21 '07 2:30:19 pm
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Satriella
Satriella Walker Sudbury, Suffolk United Kingdom
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh COSMIC!!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS......!!!!!!!!
edit....you are very welcome Aaron!
I have to say though....WEBMASTER I am very disappointed in the fact that I thought this was purely for non USA members....and yet again most of the winners are USA residents....
No don't get me wrong I got nothing against, and I happy for all those who won....its just well USAers always get to enter the competitions on here and most of the time we of the rest of the world dont even get to enter...
But this time.....I thought for a change....it was one for us!
devoe6907 - Oh don't remind me....i did say how much in pounds...but that was $577 to you!
NJBeast - Please pick yourself up sweety....I know what you have been through is really one of the worst things that can happen to a person...but you HAVE to pick yourself up now....you can't go on like this....concentrate on your guitar playing....put all your grief...your anger...your frustration...your sadness into it!
Maximagnet - Thanks for the pictures....you really should take em down now ya lil devil! LOL
Hugs Satriella xx
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Sun Oct 21 '07 2:47:23 pm
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cheese101
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All ya gotta do is read.....
Another giveaway contest!
I know, you thought we had forgotten about you, but no-- thanks to overwhelming fan feedback we've put together another prize package to give to folks! This is open to all satriani.com members including those outside of the US.
The prize pack includes: Planet Waves Joe Satriani Strap
Planet Waves Joe Satriani Picks
Autographed "Surfing With The Alien" CD booklet
Guitar World magazine with Joe and Steve Vai on the cover
That's what webmaster posted right from the beginning, the contest was open to everyone AND it was a random draw of all who entered. No one should expect to win anything, so that you're not disappointed if you don't, but get a wonderful surprise if you do.
I think it's very sweet and generous of Joe to do any contests that he does for his fans....he's very kind to us all the time. To see people complaining about the contest, how it has to be set up or who the winners are, makes me sad.
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wolf2
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Alright i will tell you amanda it my full arce pacemaker,it uses diamond wires and gold connectors for the heart the conector goes in at 17 karat joins the wire at o karat and the wires are diamond no shit thats what i paid for their lifetime the stock connectors and wires to the heart come undone at minimal 3 times a month with factory mine stays with full race through every battery for my entire life and yeah diamond wires!.Anyways huges called me in one day to caution me ,yeah he said the reason why were meeting today is your strength Frank he said your becoming very strong i mean real strong he said you will get stronger and stronger every day until around 60 62 years old we can see it on a streess ech doppler man now he said your 900-1100 times stronger then the strongest rated rcmp in canada naturaly he said at times you will be 3-8 times stronger then arnold swarznegger he said the goverment wants me to caution you about local stuff! he said you might think about punching somebudy in the head ,dont he said right now what i see is a 9 out of10 cance of fatalty for them sometimes it,s 13 out of ten when i check you he said you can now withstand pain of anykind 1300 -1700 times more then say sylvester stallone he said and another thing you took making the rambo movies over from your dad right?i said yeah he said do not i dolize stallone or arnold in 3 years you will be stronger naturaly from just being you then if their were seven of them he said and this is just happening to your body now!he said only use the punch when necessary and the goverment said your suppose to know what that mean.s!anyways later wolf2.
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Ibanezplyr
Randell Mulligan Dublin, CA USA Plays: Guitar (50 years)
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DCK: Any word on the T2J3 yet? Almost time for the entries to stop. Did you get enough for the double album like you wanted? I have a suggestion for a name for the album.....Double Exposure........Ovation 1: Mikey-san? where are you bro? Log in and give us all a big howdy. I have some links for you to see and new stuff to tell ya. JOE: Steven and I would like to thank you again for inspiring us to do music. We just sold another album! Now i just have to save up for another boss-1600. Back to creating.......Love your stuff, still "Crazy" is my fave. MPGT is a close second. Not that I can resist listening to any of your songs!
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Soundborg
Constantine Jajas Thessaloniki, Neoi Epivates Greece Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Cheese
Don't get me wrong ok?...I aint upset about not winning it was a random pic anyways and the number of contestants on these is always mostly U.S residents since you guys cover alot of earths population ok?But you must understand us folks and this isn't just for this giveaway nor about Joe.Joe is the best with his fans a I totaly appreciate it but it's a bit bitter that we don't get all that stuff...usually in Greece and countrys our way all bands just play and go...sometimes they don't even play...we get canceled shows most of the time :/.So don't think we ask for too much....we just want a piece of the action! :D
Oh and by the way!Anyone who doesn't have a Planet Waves strap go get one!I bought my self one and it's really stable and strong...cool artwork on it too!
anyways...Congrats to the winners!
Thank you WebMaster!Yay! the chat's working!
Your the best JOE!!!
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miassi
mohamed miassi borne terrace, london
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hi
I am can be your premy fan of the north of africa (algery) I live in london I like your music and I will like to make studies on your premise sorry for my English I coils you
you are the best
i like love thing
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Hugsamuchilus
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Hi Joe!
U DA MAN!!!
LOVIN' U SOOOOOO MUCH!!!
MEGA HUGS. From The Magnet
Hey Joe do you like Mark Knopfler?
I think he's an awesome player!
Satriella..... I only just got 'em up!
Now u want me to take 'em down again!
Nope! they're staying put!
You was talking about those pics right? Cuz i've heard about you Essex girls lol
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wolf2
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My little gas station chic has assumed control of the radio this morning and yeah alana.Anyways somehow she realted to my old boss johns girlfriend hey johnny told me without Frank i have problems with her.He said she could be going through whatever which happens quite often and causes me problems with her,he said as soon as she see,s you walk to town man thirs no problem with her johnny said all she needs is to see you man she said to johnny about the x woman stuff johnny said you would be fine with frank johnny said listen frank is strong stronger then you would fouckn believe the common assault on tina wasnt true he said frank blows cops heads right off their body sometimes the only thing left holding their heads on is skin on their neck,he said just listen it would be impossible for frank to give tina ablack eye or a bruise someone else done it man he said their should be some kind of law where frank cant be charged with assault if that person isnt nearly dead!he said franks been blowing off heads with his fist since he was 12 years old!.Johnny said she has certain days when she talks about me i said well what about this fouckn pizza thing i said she picked up the pizza then wouldnt walk by me johnny said the name for it it some kind of modern women like you thing! i said okay he said she asked why she hadnt seen you in town for a month and a half he said i figured it out!it,s the pacemaker i told her he said you need one and the reason why you haveents een frank is because hes not using a stock pacemaker and he getting the money for his! she said realy johnny said oh yeah you think frank would go in their get cut wide fouckn open and put in free shit? johnny said thats what he,s doing johnny said shes fine man but if you ever got a girlfriend she would cry for like 7 or 9 months probably um i think shes 16 years old!later wolf2.
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