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wolf2

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Hey buddy,you wouldnt believe this! today i feel great last few day,s i could tell it was gonna hottie i call it thats what it,s called when like a body builder is sick and you take say cold pills then they work! anyways man my mom said this morning that i have gotten alot better she said seriously it,s like a normal life man she said you go shopping you make your own food you have good conversations she said it, seems like your not sick anyways it,s my new brand of risperidone i take um i told you before my new ones are APO risepridone anyways anything apo is desighned to 90 percent sometimes 98 percent cure the illness providing you have 53 perecnt of your upper body in muscle no shit thats how their made remember i told you where it would take about 220,to feel great anyways in the begining i told my pharmacist i couldnt have the apo,s right away cuz i wasnt strong enough yet for them to work properly so i bought the executive paackage for my drugs which is so many months of each brand leading up to the apos which bought me sttrengthining timeno shit joe today i feel better then when i didnt have schizophrenia man,anyways they give me the good pills my body desires cuz their cheap man i get 200 for 265 bucks but their exactly what i need now say their was another one ,that came out generic risperidone that was cheaper ,if i took them it wouldnt be aceing it!i wouldnt be doing so good so i would have to draw the line whic,would be get my drug coverage people to may the amount they cover towards my apo techs and pay the difference if they would! anyways thats how apo work look them up for the apo risperidone you need minimum 31 percent muscle for full benefit no shit!later wolf2.
Sat Nov 3 '07 9:17:05 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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whammyfreak, geeezuz, joseph, and maryjane - thanks for the vid!! That was just what I needed today! They put so much stank on that tune it's not even right. lol! Now I have to go look thru my lil' stack of prezzies and see which Joe flick I wanna watch. Coolies baby!

T-Bones, yer so fulla Satch info it's redickerous! lol! Ppl. make fun of me because I know so much about him. Imagine if I could retain all the technical stuffs too! lol! Me lil' brain ain't that big though, plus it's fulla all sorts of things that should have been deleted years ago. It does however, hold all the important stuff like ya can't lick yer elbow, and the distance from yer wrist to yer elbow is how big yer foot is. Dunno what I would do without those chunks of information.

Hey, I'm not just another perty face...

edit: so much for a Satch vid. The band is here, and they're loud as hell. lol! Gad damn kids and their racket *shakes fist to the sky*. LOL! They're working on a new song, so we all know how those days go. lol! Start/stop, start/stop.....same part over and over. lol! They'll have it sounding great in a hour. Good times.



Edited Sat Nov 3 '07 10:55 am

Sat Nov 3 '07 9:59:49 am Set this message as last read

cucopame
Cristhyan Roman
San Jose, San Jose
Costa Rica
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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HELLO JOE.... MY NA,E IS CRISTHYAN AND I LIVE IN COSTA RICA... PLEASE REALIZE A CONCERT IN MY COUNTRY... BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST.....
Sat Nov 3 '07 11:03:05 am Set this message as last read

Amir K

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chelle, joe mama *&^!@%^$

-Eris...

PS: ive changed Amir to Eris... :- )
Sat Nov 3 '07 11:58:09 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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okay, maybe not Joe Mama

Sat Nov 3 '07 12:21:24 pm Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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Joe Mama is so ugly ......... she turned Medusa to stone, She trick or treats on the phone, They filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower, She tried to enter an ugly contest, but was told it wasn't open to professionals, Your Father takes her to work with him so that he dosen't have to kiss her goodbye. Joe Mama is so fat........ She was baptized at Sea World, When she gets on a scale it says "to be continued", Her belt size is Equator, Her blood type is Ragu, She sat on a pound coin and a snotter came out the Queen's nose, She irons her jeans in the driveway, Her school picture was an ariel shot, Wherever you sit, you're sitting next to her, When she cuts herself, gravy comes out, sorry got a bit carried away there.
Sat Nov 3 '07 1:30:33 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Song of the week - Psycho Monkey
Sat Nov 3 '07 1:47:04 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey feeling great! anyways hey loblaws realy kingston can food yeah after i got out i had to go to every iga grocery store and explain about my 3 different types of kingston pen chicken leg quarters back attached sighn them all i know one of the salle prices is 99 cents a pound the other price is 79 cents apound their might be a 1.19 aswell or something like that that i could do if ever moved but my musclehouse food i couldnt do um the way my musclehouse food is is take the product you want on the shelf then i tell muscle house to make it for me then my buissness frank real esate pays for it but like i do bags of 2 percent milk and everything like one or two whole dairy fills could be all musclehouse milk um i dont stock it i just by what i need like right now im still brown bread from muscle house my town is kind of poor even though i live at home with my mom i let the town have my musclehouse stuff as well um it,s only realy does stuff for females other then me!my vietnam training food the boneless pork roast from the us army everyone can have it usualy it 2 bucks a pound they called and said 99 cents apound rib or sirloin but i know i cant afford to musclehouse food anybigger population with cheaper prices anyways im a few minutes late taking my pills make tea take pills!later wolf2.
Sat Nov 3 '07 4:10:23 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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ooooo Joe....i was just listening n watching crowd chant ....wow its so great to interact with you....please please do another interaction tune on your new album...

actually that would be a good album name...Interaction

how about an anagram of your name...what about these...

A Satire Join

Area Joins It

Raja Noise It

A Jean Riot Is

Ear Sat I Join

Rate As I Join (I would rate you as 100 out of 10!)

A Jar One I Sit

join asteria

saint air joe (my favourite)

satin air joe

raisin at joe

noise jarita

....or T2J (as in Talk to Joe!)

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tulsachops....good to see you again! WOW where HAVE you been all this time? Apart from reading Hawkins! LOL

DragonReaper01 - Welcome to the board....I know what ya mean....although I can't play guitar I was inspired to draw joe and i done over 30 drawings now!

anthony anthrax - Welcome along too....to bad you keep missin em....I am avin that trouble with Vai....though I listened to him talking at the London Guitar Show and he did kinda play a tiny bit....but not the same as seeing him perform.

Campbell - sounds like a great place to go....great album title you mentioned there too....I like it!

Joe Satrini - Are you finished yet? Come Back!

Maximagnet - I can put up with such niceness for lots more than 5 hours! Thanks for helping me multi task! LOL

Hugs to all

Satriella xx

Sat Nov 3 '07 4:26:16 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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As explained by Cliff Clavin,of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the BuffaloTheory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

Sat Nov 3 '07 6:19:00 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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France Chad, LOL....I've been fine, ty fer axing me...I could be BETTER, but maybe that will come soon :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUBE!!!!!! YA BASTID!!!

Ya know we lubs ya :)

Sat Nov 3 '07 9:16:10 pm Set this message as last read

mayzier
tiar mayzier
pontianak, kal-bar
indonesia
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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hi mr.joe...i like all ur song and i want play like u..im waiting ur new albums,,rock...rock...and rock stay here
Sun Nov 4 '07 12:10:55 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Slanshroom - Old age can do that too! LOL

Mr Paul Gilbert.....YAY!

http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2978362960084221824uybbKN

Hugs Satriella xx

Sun Nov 4 '07 1:07:28 am Set this message as last read

Hugsamuchilus

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Hi Joe!

I Luv u sooooooooooooo much!

I can't wait for your new album :-)

How about Simply "Electric guitar?" or "Paying your dues" as an album title? Because you love to pay tribute to all those great guitar players that inspired you way back when you first wanted to pick up a guitar. Like me too i heard Hendrix and was floored! I still am! Everything i've heard you say about Jimi i totally agree with you, being a guitar player and all, like when you said about him taking to the stage with a minimal amount of effects and not trying to recreate the album sounds which is just another world for him and that is some sweet guitar dreamin of space, planets and Jupiter's red sulpher mines! Perfect for inspiration thinking of really strange places to inspire you further to create something truly magical and DEEP MAAAAN!!!!

You are the best Joe!

Hugs. Magnet

Sandy........ you are very welcome luvly! Very welcome! I'm glad to be of some use for something!

Exterminate!! exterminate!! Pass the pepper!

Satriella... Satriella.... You're the best friend i've ever had! You're the greatest! I love you so much. You're my best friend.

Big Squeeeezeeee hugs!

Magnet.

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Sun Nov 4 '07 1:22:02 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Sun Nov 4 '07 2:06:23 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey man anyways you cant get commited taking the apo risperidone the cant commeice the cops even if they had a commit aproval from the justice of the pece the cops cant commeice an apo pill when ordered or prescribed only works on someone of superior strenthe my rating would be over 29 years old taking apo whic means strength of more then 12 cops they cant commice on the second or third bottle of 200 pills i use to do it to them all the time hen i was younger who,s stronger you or the pig they cant use tasers that part of what i paid for the had eleven tasers the opp their at the limit i allow right now whic is nine and they cant use the on me they cant coommiece i remember ed when i said ed lets get me some apo risperidone so he looked it up he said i can do it wolf2 but their almost 400 dolllars cheaper then what your taking now i can do it for you but theirs no going back to exspensive ones then he said frank you wouldnt believe this other drug company are already putting in their bid to try to match your apo pils man but your good no one else will come in that cheap or as effective feeling great again today!later wolf2 one of the opps tasers needed repair but they were over their limit so they were not allowed to have it fixed! later wolf2.
Sun Nov 4 '07 3:07:13 am Set this message as last read

blueburn
THEODOR SKIADAS
KORINTHOS, Korinthos
GREECE
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Hey guys... check out the iTunes free video "Joe Satriani on Little Kids Rock" . Joe is a wide man of music , very moderate and remains a common human.... I FEEL VERY PROUD TO BE ONE OF HIS FANS



Joe best wishes to Rubina and you from Theodor and Ioanna (GREECE)

Sun Nov 4 '07 6:05:12 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Happy birthday Mark!!

Happy birthday Vidhya!!

Hope you both have a great day!

Don't forget to turn yer clocks back people! Change the batteries in yer smoke detectors while yer at it too!

Sun Nov 4 '07 6:31:29 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cube, happy birthday bro
Sun Nov 4 '07 6:34:32 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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ooooooo coolies, an interview Joe did in Portugal for the Super Bock festival! click!

Love ya Joe, how's it going?

Sun Nov 4 '07 6:48:50 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Ooooo Godsmack fans....CHELLE!!

They're releasing a "Ten Years of Godsmack" album on Dec 4th....here's the song list:

Good Times Bad Times....Ten Years of Godsmack

1. Good Times Bad Times 2. Whatever 3. Keep Away 4. Voodoo 5. Bad Religion 6. Awake 7. Greed 8. I Stand Alone 9. Straight Out Of Line 10. Serenity 11. Realign 12. Running Blind 13. Touché 14. Speak 15. Shine Down 16. The Enemy

I'ma put that on me wee Christmas list :)))) My mother won't have a clue though, LOL!!!

Sun Nov 4 '07 7:12:13 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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thx for the birthday wishes .

you guys rule :)

Sun Nov 4 '07 7:26:13 am Set this message as last read

L D Shorty

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title suggestion for you box set whenever it comes out: BOX O' JOE
Sun Nov 4 '07 7:58:33 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Sun Nov 4 '07 8:58:46 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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thx Zen, thats a cool tune
Sun Nov 4 '07 9:04:46 am Set this message as last read
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