anibur
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Here is a break from Wolf............................A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.
When> asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful
>> tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unloveable, an entire laundry list
un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the
wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'
The husband thought for a moment and replied... 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Thursdays but the rest of the week I play golf!'
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Sat Nov 17 '07 2:14:08 pm
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wolf2
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..Tina use to come hunting with me ,she would pick every partridge she wanted for the month then goose and duck hunting she would pick whic one she wanted out of the flock and thats the one i would shoot and cook for her.You wouldnt believe how crazy i am man today my brain feels like what apack of fresh cut pork side ribs look like no shit anyways later wolf2.
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Sat Nov 17 '07 3:01:08 pm
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michelle
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Cell phones for soldiers
mari, thanks. I might have some questions once things get going with my pop. Right now, he's still in the testing stage. Thanks.
Sandy, thanks.
Amir, here's yer update -
My pop was diagnosed with lower rectal cancer. We still don't know what stage it is, but I think it's 3 or 4 because of his other symptoms. They are going to give him radiation in hopes to shrink the tumor before doing surgery. I have no idea what kind or for how long yet. He has a few scans and ultrasounds coming up before they get busy with the radiation. I think that will start Dec. 6th or later.
Thank you all for your good vibes and prayers. Please keep them coming. We can use all the healing power ya got. *hugs to all*
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Sat Nov 17 '07 3:13:11 pm
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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
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i see the jap fishing industry are back t fishing Humpback whales, , they say on one hand its for scientific research t study the internal organs...which is utter bollox yet on the other say its their sovereign right t hunt & consume whale meat....sigh.. a sad day for slan
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Sat Nov 17 '07 10:48:41 pm
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Oh yeah....
Another email from Paul Gilbert....YAY!
he said...
Three Shows...thank you...i will try to play some good notes at every one...Paul
Try to play some good notes! Every note he ever plays is good as far as I am concerned!
Wow ....wouldn't it be good if Joe answered emails!
dream3 - Wow 2 x G3 cool....which line-up? Awww you gonna love DT live...they are amazing...saw em a few weeks ago.
HADI BB - Satriella? do u Like ?
LOL you are gonna have to be a little more specific...do i like what? Music....Carrots....chocolate....people...joe....work....painting...you see how the possibilities are endless?
marimariSRV - HAHA 10 months and 11 days...7 hours and 52 minutes...er....not that you are counting LMHO
Ovation1 - Oh yeah....me lubs Paul too!
Anibur - HAHA that did make me laugh....what was the address of this therapist LOL
js1200js1000 - For sure!
Hugs Satriella xx
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Sun Nov 18 '07 1:12:26 am
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ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
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Satriella
Does Paul know you're the most Joe's devoted fan? What does he think about it ? Does the know T2J? He might copy it to a T2P in his web site.
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Sun Nov 18 '07 1:28:22 am
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wolf2
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Heres the trith about my weights!When i was at kingston pen i went to workout in the gym to prepare myself for prison lifestyle a correctional chic came down and said stop! your not allowed to workout never let us see you near them again i said why she said a black gets 17 times stronger with weights whites get 11-31 times stronger she said but italians get over 300 times stronger with weights she said i believe if you lift 80 pounds on a brench press you could cost the life of anyone in here she said you can workout but im giving you 7-9 more years! then she checked and said i cant do that either if you did i would band you from your what appears as your comfort of everyday life of body building on the street! so we made a deal no working out in their and she would make my weiders for the street no shit!italian are not allowed to workout their man no hit donny!later wolf2.
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Sun Nov 18 '07 2:55:51 am
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wolf2
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most of thats true except i called weider and had them make them you see like at the gym before i had weider make the weight i can bech press about well right now on feather weights! gym weights your probably looking at about500 pound,s 12 times or so i was going to the gym and bench pressing over 400 then i called weider and said lets release my real weights now she said which ones the tufff 80,sif you take someone thats say using 200 pounds on like isymetrical gym weights put them on mine i bet they wouldnt move mine at 80 pounds plus the bar 3 times no shit mine are like bad dude weights man the way gym weights are made like their shape and everything you can lift alot more thier easier! but easier for me isnt a good thing mine look better!later wolf2.
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Sun Nov 18 '07 4:01:43 am
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My fiance is a huge fan of yours and has been desperate to see you for years! We finally managed to get tickets to see you in Glasgow, Scotland (over 150miles from where we stay) in May 08 and he's so excited! I can't believe the timing though because its 2 days before our wedding day!!!
My fiance has idolised you for about 15 years and used to play your music in and around aberdeen (where we are from) and he even got the nickname "Kid Joe"! He would love to meet you and I think that would be the ultimate wedding present if he could!
Look forward to seeing you in action in May....and good luck for the rest of your tour!
Thanks,
Kirsty x
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Sun Nov 18 '07 4:14:23 am
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wolf2
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Isymetrical means a circle desighned or devolped to assist with anypostion of something bearing up to 80 limbs the best is no isymetrical take all these freaks going to that gym up here like i mean their all isymetrics they can try all they want but they will never ever aslong as they live look as good as me you have to be no isymetrics lifestyle anytime you do degrees use a degree wheel not your fouckn head it,s for the week isymetrics in your body!.yeah thats fouckn normal! anyways with documented no isymetrics for a ceratin number of years im allowed to assault and decease anything that poses threats after 4-7 years aslong as your teset as physical appearcnce and work shoes no isymetrics later wolf2
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Sun Nov 18 '07 4:36:22 am
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Andrew Ivanovich
Irkutsk,
Russia
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Hi everyone!!!
Next tour in UK... (Lucky peeps)
Satriella, Daimer, Campbell - M' back. What's new?
Best regards.
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Sun Nov 18 '07 5:29:09 am
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Mark Downie
Belfast, Ulster
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Just got me a Club Joe package for the Glasgow show ....its cool that the meet and greet is before the show this time, i had to rush off early after the picture 2 years ago so didnt get to stay and hang out. Any chance you would consider playing Mountain Song this time around? Catch ya in 6 months dude....
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Sun Nov 18 '07 5:30:05 am
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wolf2
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dont listen to the black pig !anyways their poogies man look at me when im in the city i might hit everystore like it showed on the new half apunch or less from buscema blew all of these officers spines and heads off their body they always show all the dead cops on the new,s you aint the man im the man your just some punk that doesnt have a fouckn clue about reality!.
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Sun Nov 18 '07 5:30:39 am
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wolf2
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Right now i might eat! but now would be agood time it feels like less then half apunch to blow like dilodge his head thats right anne yours is half apunch.later babe wolf2.
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Sun Nov 18 '07 5:36:01 am
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Dream 3
jamie anderson
melbourne, victoria
australia
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Satriella i seen the G3 line up of Satch,Petrucci and Vai and was the best 8 and a half hours of pure guitar wizadry i have ever seen and the greatest weekend of my life ..
Yeah DreamTheatre is gonna be amazing couldn't sleep allnight the night i found out they were finally coming to Australia only bugger is only 1 show in Melbourne so gonna fly up to Sydney so i can take in an extra show seeing em once just aint gonna be enough would need 4 nights to take in the genius that is DreamTheatre so will have to settle for 2 shows..
Just hope DT play Forsaken i just love that opening riff that Petrucci plays and praying they do some kind of clinic so i can get my petrucci signature guitar signed..
And then hopefully Satch hurries Downunder i am gonna do my best to go to Adelaide,Sydney and hometown shows in Melbourne spend a whole week getting all Satched out..
All this going on and Satch's 20 th anniversary ibanez is due out Febuary or early March 08
Have never had to plan so much in all my life Love it :) :) :)
Satch and the band hope all is well in the studio..
Take care ya buddy always Jamie Melbourne Oz
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Sun Nov 18 '07 6:08:11 am
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wolf2
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You sdhould have seen this one night i was out this pig shot a tazer at me it flew off to the side i punched him square in the face he flew back about 40 ft hit the cop car his face was broken his eyes flew out of his head then i took his gun and epmtied it in his brain! hes dead now and um just so you know the owner of the police force sais how many tazers you get and the limit is the limit they always die with or without tazers!later wolf2.
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Sun Nov 18 '07 6:14:40 am
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omroo
omroo .
dhaka, dhaka
bangladesh
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joe, i've been hooked by song "secret prayer" for the last two months or so... ive been trying to pick up the solo for a long time and i couldn't get anything done. im from bangladesh and i have no source of getting the tabs for the song online.
i need your help desperately cuz it's ur fault that u played such a wonderful song whish is totally embedded in my system and i cant play it ...yet!!!
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wolf2
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yeah that is crazy man thats her alright frank thats your first girlfriend alright before tina whats her name again cant remember electric shock once thats her here some of her in those commercials on the radio thats yours man the polaris chic i cant believe she works their man at that deakership shhhh just be cool and dont tell anyone thats your fisrt girlfriend just be real nice to her man she is the best realy well definately comparible we use to go to like every fair togethr man thats her alright lets see if she does more little skitz cool later wolf2.
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Sun Nov 18 '07 7:36:37 am
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osma
oscar blanco
mojacar, almeria
spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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ohhh Joe, I have seen you, in almeria,Iwent to cordoba ,with a tickets on my poket, and my car,was broken on the way,ohhhhhh my god,why,why,why,always to me,anyway,must be next time somehere in south spain,we missssssssss you,please came down with the spanish indian we need your pray,always waiting for you and your band.
may be,a Name for your record, "one elve(duende) in the desert", merry chrismas for all you people,tanks, to macke our hards happy.
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Sun Nov 18 '07 10:38:40 am
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Blutackboy
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Joe,
Looking forward to seeing you in Bristol,UK.
I am taking my son to see you - his first time - you are his hero and inspiration. He may only be 13 but he's making waves already with his Ibanez.
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