campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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Joe Mama is so ugly ......... she turned Medusa to stone,
She trick or treats on the phone, They filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower, She tried to enter an ugly contest, but was told it wasn't open to professionals, Your Father takes her to work with him so that he dosen't have to kiss her goodbye. Joe Mama is so fat........ She was baptized at Sea World, When she gets on a scale it says "to be continued", Her belt size is Equator, Her blood type is Ragu, She sat on a pound coin and a snotter came out the Queen's nose, She irons her jeans in the driveway, Her school picture was an ariel shot, Wherever you sit, you're sitting next to her, When she cuts herself, gravy comes out, sorry got a bit carried away there.
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Sat Nov 3 '07 1:30:33 pm
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wolf2
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Hey feeling great! anyways hey loblaws realy kingston can food yeah after i got out i had to go to every iga grocery store and explain about my 3 different types of kingston pen chicken leg quarters back attached sighn them all i know one of the salle prices is 99 cents a pound the other price is 79 cents apound their might be a 1.19 aswell or something like that that i could do if ever moved but my musclehouse food i couldnt do um the way my musclehouse food is is take the product you want on the shelf then i tell muscle house to make it for me then my buissness frank real esate pays for it but like i do bags of 2 percent milk and everything like one or two whole dairy fills could be all musclehouse milk um i dont stock it i just by what i need like right now im still brown bread from muscle house my town is kind of poor even though i live at home with my mom i let the town have my musclehouse stuff as well um it,s only realy does stuff for females other then me!my vietnam training food the boneless pork roast from the us army everyone can have it usualy it 2 bucks a pound they called and said 99 cents apound rib or sirloin but i know i cant afford to musclehouse food anybigger population with cheaper prices anyways im a few minutes late taking my pills make tea take pills!later wolf2.
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Sat Nov 3 '07 4:10:23 pm
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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ooooo Joe....i was just listening n watching crowd chant ....wow its so great to interact with you....please please do another interaction tune on your new album...
actually that would be a good album name...Interaction
how about an anagram of your name...what about these...
A Satire Join
Area Joins It
Raja Noise It
A Jean Riot Is
Ear Sat I Join
Rate As I Join (I would rate you as 100 out of 10!)
A Jar One I Sit
join asteria
saint air joe (my favourite)
satin air joe
raisin at joe
noise jarita
....or T2J (as in Talk to Joe!)
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tulsachops....good to see you again! WOW where HAVE you been all this time? Apart from reading Hawkins! LOL
DragonReaper01 - Welcome to the board....I know what ya mean....although I can't play guitar I was inspired to draw joe and i done over 30 drawings now!
anthony anthrax - Welcome along too....to bad you keep missin em....I am avin that trouble with Vai....though I listened to him talking at the London Guitar Show and he did kinda play a tiny bit....but not the same as seeing him perform.
Campbell - sounds like a great place to go....great album title you mentioned there too....I like it!
Joe Satrini - Are you finished yet? Come Back!
Maximagnet - I can put up with such niceness for lots more than 5 hours! Thanks for helping me multi task! LOL
Hugs to all
Satriella xx
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Sat Nov 3 '07 4:26:16 pm
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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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As explained by Cliff Clavin,of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the BuffaloTheory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not
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Sat Nov 3 '07 6:19:00 pm
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mayzier
tiar mayzier
pontianak, kal-bar
indonesia
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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hi mr.joe...i like all ur song and i want play like u..im waiting ur new albums,,rock...rock...and rock stay here
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Sun Nov 4 '07 12:10:55 am
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Hugsamuchilus
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Hi Joe!
I Luv u sooooooooooooo much!
I can't wait for your new album :-)
How about Simply "Electric guitar?" or "Paying your dues" as an album title? Because you love to pay tribute to all those great guitar players that inspired you way back when you first wanted to pick up a guitar. Like me too i heard Hendrix and was floored! I still am! Everything i've heard you say about Jimi i totally agree with you, being a guitar player and all, like when you said about him taking to the stage with a minimal amount of effects and not trying to recreate the album sounds which is just another world for him and that is some sweet guitar dreamin of space, planets and Jupiter's red sulpher mines! Perfect for inspiration thinking of really strange places to inspire you further to create something truly magical and DEEP MAAAAN!!!!
You are the best Joe!
Hugs. Magnet
Sandy........ you are very welcome luvly! Very welcome! I'm glad to be of some use for something!
Exterminate!! exterminate!! Pass the pepper!
Satriella... Satriella.... You're the best friend i've ever had! You're the greatest! I love you so much. You're my best friend.
Big Squeeeezeeee hugs!
Magnet.
Edited Sun Nov 4 '07 1:58 am
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Sun Nov 4 '07 1:22:02 am
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wolf2
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Hey man anyways you cant get commited taking the apo risperidone the cant commeice the cops even if they had a commit aproval from the justice of the pece the cops cant commeice an apo pill when ordered or prescribed only works on someone of superior strenthe my rating would be over 29 years old taking apo whic means strength of more then 12 cops they cant commice on the second or third bottle of 200 pills i use to do it to them all the time hen i was younger who,s stronger you or the pig they cant use tasers that part of what i paid for the had eleven tasers the opp their at the limit i allow right now whic is nine and they cant use the on me they cant coommiece i remember ed when i said ed lets get me some apo risperidone so he looked it up he said i can do it wolf2 but their almost 400 dolllars cheaper then what your taking now i can do it for you but theirs no going back to exspensive ones then he said frank you wouldnt believe this other drug company are already putting in their bid to try to match your apo pils man but your good no one else will come in that cheap or as effective feeling great again today!later wolf2 one of the opps tasers needed repair but they were over their limit so they were not allowed to have it fixed! later wolf2.
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Sun Nov 4 '07 3:07:13 am
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blueburn
THEODOR SKIADAS
KORINTHOS, Korinthos
GREECE
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Hey guys... check out the iTunes free video "Joe Satriani on Little Kids Rock" . Joe is a wide man of music , very moderate and remains a common human.... I FEEL VERY PROUD TO BE ONE OF HIS FANS
Joe best wishes to Rubina and you from Theodor and Ioanna (GREECE)
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Sun Nov 4 '07 6:05:12 am
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michelle
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Happy birthday Mark!!
Happy birthday Vidhya!!
Hope you both have a great day!
Don't forget to turn yer clocks back people! Change the batteries in yer smoke detectors while yer at it too!
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Sun Nov 4 '07 6:31:29 am
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cheese101
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Ooooo Godsmack fans....CHELLE!!
They're releasing a "Ten Years of Godsmack" album on Dec 4th....here's the song list:
Good Times Bad Times....Ten Years of Godsmack
1. Good Times Bad Times
2. Whatever
3. Keep Away
4. Voodoo
5. Bad Religion
6. Awake
7. Greed
8. I Stand Alone
9. Straight Out Of Line
10. Serenity
11. Realign
12. Running Blind
13. Touché
14. Speak
15. Shine Down
16. The Enemy
I'ma put that on me wee Christmas list :)))) My mother won't have a clue though, LOL!!!
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Sun Nov 4 '07 7:12:13 am
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michelle
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Wow cube, a song for your birthday! cool.
I think I got a nose bleed.....
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Ode To Cube -
Today is your birthday
Zen added the funk
Now go get yer swerve on
And don't be a punk.
Have one for me
And have one for Chee
Repeat those 2 things
Now F off.
lmao!!
*hugs*
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Sun Nov 4 '07 9:52:36 am
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wolf2
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hey michelle were the same here in most of canada for turning are clocks back,we do it at the same day as america now first year for it.!Hey joe not to much going on here just bored it, was nice this morning man now it,s kind of dark and dull out their anyways their realy isnt anything to do so see you later wolf2.
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Sun Nov 4 '07 10:26:39 am
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