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ja372fall
Jurak Ajdari
Highlands Ranch, CO
USA
Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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Joe See U in Colorado Soon! I am Playing your New Podcasts in my Dental Practice while Performing Oral Surgery! I Love It! Dr. Ajdari
Thu Mar 27 '08 4:00:07 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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..uh oh!little injury hospital treatment it takes about 5 days for recovery !.You know it,s my own falt i have been slacking with my hospital smell back to hospital smell oh it,s deffiantely clean now and hospital smell heals gee whitakers im back to hospital smells later wolfie.
Thu Mar 27 '08 4:05:37 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Satriella....spose' you could call it gradual...save, save....
Thu Mar 27 '08 4:19:55 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Hey the cmha doesnt realy communicate with each worker like i figured ron would have known i researched and developed my own paemaker hey ,he never knew until i told him yesterday i develeoped it with drew the worker that knows i own polaris who use to take me up to my polaris chic to work on my bikes yeah did i tell you joe! yeah he called me into his office he said your developing your own pacemaker and the whole operation wolf2 i said what he said your not stupid in fact your the smartest person in the country he said you have been in musclhouse since the ageof 12 or 13 years old you graduated grade 8 only you didnt go to high shcool because you wanted your weights wedier right wolf2 he said he said you dropped out to body build wolf2 he said your success with weights at 3 months a years is between 300 and 412 percent he said all these people gradyuate college university and their success all year is about 12 -14 percent he said your success is determined idle but he said you see when you punch a cop or army and they die instantly thats like just punching one is 700 percent success and stopping them when their dead from a quarter punch to half punch the success is between 2200 and 4334 percent he said your the smartest man in the country so your building your own pacemaker from top to bottom this like ron never kne that until yesterday man i guess drew never told him anyways i own the gold gym in peterborough pople later wolf2.
Thu Mar 27 '08 4:54:26 am Set this message as last read

theoskiadas

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HeY.....The StachBot cheated!!!!! The SatchBot CHEATED!!!!!!!! The are rumours that the evil Prof,Satchafunkilus used to play his guitar during the contest, and through his strange licks and sounds (including some ultrasound whammy licks) he created a frequency that fused the circuits of the other Roadbots competitors.

Unfair!!!!!!


Hey people, this summer a new secret weapon is going to be in market.... It's name.........SATCHURATOR!!!!! Please take care how to use that as it may cause various problems in most of your electronic devices such as TVs,Stereos,Coffee machines,cellphones, heart pacemakers etc.It's use may cause even death. Please use with extra care until the US Health department test this little evil box and until will also go through some extra clinical trials!!!!!
Thu Mar 27 '08 4:58:40 am Set this message as last read

PhilTheMetalhead
Phil
Birmingham,
England
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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lol thanks igneousiceman-that was quite a while ago though :)
Thu Mar 27 '08 5:47:29 am Set this message as last read

jblaze1

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Matt:

Your music is damn cool bro....Nice work...I sent you an invite on myspace.

To everyone who has responded to my tunes............Thank you!!!!!!......My sweat & tears haven't been for nothing.


Edited Thu Mar 27 '08 6:08 am
Thu Mar 27 '08 5:52:44 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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..Yeah ricki and willy your yours ricki i seen you at my tim hortons when i was picking up money shhhhhhh!!!how many victory you want to sell me ricki half a days cofee worth? knoone knows that except you and her ricki and willie times change ricki im not touching it again for about 7 or 12 years your your,s were good ricki lets stay going out and yeah your frank ricki set up babe your good! later wolf2. and um you dont need to sell me a polaris or victory i own it and make them remeber when i developed the brakes and pipes with you babe later frankie.
Thu Mar 27 '08 6:06:02 am Set this message as last read

Phydeaux_3
Greg Frank Marcus
Stittsville, Ontario
Canada
Plays: Guitar
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js1200js1000 - new car!

Well.. let's see it then! C'mon, everyone, show off yer ride. Let's make a this is my whip theme, everybody can show off their wheels!

I'm so proud of my "baby", only had her for 7 months but I love her to pieces. First new car I've ever bought, it had 7KM on it when I drove it off the lot. I call her Mitsy (yeah, I know REAL original, eh?) and boy does she ever go! It's not an Evo but pretty darn close! ;O)

smooches,
» Phył . . .
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Thu Mar 27 '08 7:03:19 am Set this message as last read

matt king
Matthew King
Brick, New Jersey
United States
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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jblaze/austin...word up doods d(-_-)

is it seriously almost april already?

Thu Mar 27 '08 8:10:53 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Next time ya feed the pigeons, put yer thong on the right way round

lmfao *sigh* only in Scotland

Thu Mar 27 '08 8:17:33 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Slansh, does that story by any chance, bring memories flooding back from yer Perth college daze with Nick A.???

LMAO

Thu Mar 27 '08 8:27:07 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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..Hey you know man the canadian mental health association has this magazine called Network ,right now i use to always read it on the web in the mornings man it,s heavy duty! well you have to be carefull hey theirs lot,s of things that can go wrong and happen but it,s mostly oriented for like i dont know what man so i quit reading it but im back to reading it on the web again anyways it,s like holy! when you read this stuff man later wolf2.
Thu Mar 27 '08 8:35:57 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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JOE- WOW. Come on Baby is.... amazing. The song Rubina I have always thought was your most beautiful song, well the most beautiful song period... but Come On Baby... might just be right there. Rubina has always hit me the hardest and no matter what... I will cry when listening to that song.. rather there happy tears, or sad, its an AMAZING song, and I think Come On Baby, just might be the same way. GREAT job with that one and tell ZZ that I said thank you a million... for giving you that extra lil bit of encouragement to put it on the new cd!!! Joe we will never know how you do it, how you always come up with so many great heartfelt songs but we love everyone. Most muscians after so many albums, just lose it and cant make any more good ones, but not you. Your so different, you find insperation from so much to make such gorgeous songs.

Thanks Joe for all your work and all of your wonderful songs!!!!!!

Thu Mar 27 '08 8:55:57 am Set this message as last read

Wizards Eye
Steven Shearin
Palm Beach Gardens, Fl
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (41 years)
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Cosmic Ape- Before you buy any guitar just play it. Play it as much as you can at the store. Play it 'till they close and come back the next day. Forget about the name on the headstock, where it was made, or what your friends think. Guitars are like women, when you find one that's right you'll know. You'll "feel" it. Every guitar has it's own "feel". Two guitars of the same make and model may look exactly the same, but they'll "feel" different. Once you've bought it then you have to "pay" for it. The only thing worse than being stuck with a bad woman is being stuck with a guitar you're not 100% comfortable with. Like anything else you gotta separate the good from the bad. I've played Epiphones that were amazing and ones that weren't fit for firewood. You just gotta "feel" it. Does this help?
Thu Mar 27 '08 9:44:43 am Set this message as last read

Legacy650
Liam Ramsker
Norwich, Norfolk
England
Plays: Drums (22 years)
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Hey Joe and Fans! If you want to be a fan of an unsigned artist with his own recording studio (Studio 6) then check out my bebo (I realize Bebo is for kids... I am only a teenager!) it is: www.bebo.com/Ramsker

YOU MUST HAVE A BEBO ACCOUNT TO VIEW MY PROFILE!!!

Cheers Guys

Thu Mar 27 '08 9:50:17 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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I'm not sure it's the good time, m'not sure it's the good place

But it's Dirty Strings

Everybody, enjoy life.

Thu Mar 27 '08 10:50:05 am Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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If Man evolved from the Apes, Why are there still Apes?
Thu Mar 27 '08 11:54:52 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Soo... the bonus Dvd on the new Cd IS in Us format? no Uk PAL's?
Thu Mar 27 '08 12:01:58 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Hey this should be great! ,i just got my NATional firearms association mebership card i just have to send in my dues more wolf2 mercenery stuff books on new guns and how they work.laterwolf2
Thu Mar 27 '08 12:03:08 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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today would have been my Joe's 39th birthday....so many tears. I miss you Joe, with all my heart and soul. Love you.
Thu Mar 27 '08 12:05:47 pm Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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Why does Tarzan not have a Beard.
Thu Mar 27 '08 12:09:19 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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I think you will make your Aussie fans very happy Joe.....especially if they check the road page for updated tour information...........

ps....Hello Paul....it's a hard day today, more than usual....more tears, more pain today for everyone who knew my Joe...we all want him here to celebrate his birthday but it can never be now. Lost......and so broken. I can't see this ever getting better. And no one needs to say anything or be concerned. It just is what it is. Hope you're doing well.

Edited Thu Mar 27 '08 12:21 pm

Thu Mar 27 '08 12:15:50 pm Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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Hi Tracie how are you doing.
Thu Mar 27 '08 12:17:37 pm Set this message as last read

meridian2112
nfn skye
Gillett, WI
USA
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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Yo Professor Satchafunkilus!!!! I've been a fan since the release of Surfin' with the A back in 87!!! My all time favorites by you are Flying in a Blue Dream and Time Machine. I try to see you in concert when ever you are close to my area. Got to see the last G-3 show in Chi-Town. It was AWESOME. I made a believer out of my cousin by bringing him to see you! You are now in his top five as far as guitar players. Was wondering if you would be playing Wisconsin at all this time around on your tour in the fall. (Chicago is a long drive! LOL I'm up north of Green Bay) Was hoping you would be playing Milwaukee again. It would be great if you played the Meyer in Green Bay, but I do not know if the market is big enough for you this far north. Seeing your style of music doesn't get much radio play (corporate media be damned!!!!) Also looking forward to checking out your pedal this summer. Thanks for all the yrs of awesome intrumental music. (and even some with vocals too!!! Lifestyle really kicks ass!!!!) I can't say that there is a song that you have written that I don't like. I love some more than others, but there isn't a song of yours that I can't stand. Unlike RUSH, my all time favorite band, which has done some tunes that I don't care for. Anyways.... I'm babblin' on hear dude. Just looking forward to seeing ya again!!! I had fifth row to see ya in Milwaukee and it was freakin awesome. You through me a pick and it hit the palm of my hand. Unfortunately my carpel tunnel wouldn't let me close my hand fast enough and it bounced off! Bummer!!! Oh well. Later and ROCK ON!!!!!!
Thu Mar 27 '08 12:54:59 pm Set this message as last read
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