Ibanezguitar : hum... yo conozco Andalucia.. El Cabo de Gata es un magnifico lugar. Pero ahora, mi espanol es quasimente todo perdido. I crossed Andalucia twice, once just with shoes & a bag, once with a car. For some, Flamenco is more than an Art, it's a way of life.

M le Zen Poisson - Taking on the cubes could be 'dicing' with death!

hello,

i just wanted to know when the new album is going to come out in europe (germany). april 1, too?? cant wait to listen and rock out :)

reply would be great

Suddenly

you were gone

From all the lives

But his memory lives on, remember the joy he brought to your life and i'm sure you smile.

Good tune!

Did you see Richie Sambora's mug shot? yikes!

did anyone get their prize for the "onerobotsdream" contest last year??

im not sure gave my address incorrectly no one will respond each gtime i write ive wriitten to joe once on his myspace and twice to jon the web master no responce

hello joe please tell me what do i have to do to be your student you are my idol and you've inspired me to play more and more and more just like you described your new pedal you are my hero

Question to all who have heard a lot of the new album: Does it remind you of any of Joe's older ones and why?

Reason I ask is because I've been holding back from watching/listening to anything....Alright, Alright EXCEPT i just wanna rock :)....and the anticipation is killing me.... Opinions on if this album is an Extremist/Crystal Planet kind of album, more like a Love in Space/Colossal album, or something new altogether?

yooo doods. omg i'm about to spam.

www.myspace.com/mattkingmusic

i posted a new tune just for you ~ CHEESE.

heh - my new fav. edition to the FanArt page edit: ok link not working just go here 2nd line from the bottom in the middle

the little satchie on the 2nd line second in from the right is my fav :P

oh my word

boingy

boingy

major jumping round the room yesterday

bounce

bounce

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PSATMOR came yesterday.......

Oh my word the live versions of Ice9 and Crushing Day....are just completely awesome, Ice9 has so many added parts and its fantastic....crushing day is just awesome, surfing is great too, Galen standing in the middle of the stage, I have never seen such a thing! LOL

HAHAHAHA Joe covered in tin foil....bacojoe! FRAMTONE

Wow....seeing Joe Drumming too...thats a new one.

JOE,

Thank you Joe!

Twas a day of musical highs and lows yesterday.

I took the car to the garage, and found an album that I was just about to buy again coz its been lost for at least 6 months, so that was great, and believe me I have scanned and hunted in the car a thousand times for it. HIGH!

Then I am out most of the morning, Pick up the car and when I get home there is PSATMOR in the kitchen! MEGA HIGH!

Get three quarters through it, then have to take my son somewhere, so have to drag myself away. LOW!

Get to the place and see a guy I met at a friends dinner party who plays awesum guitar, so I was telling him that he must get Joes new album, and he points out a guy who loves Joe, so I am talking to him and he points out a kid (18-20) who also loves joe. Later on that kid, Chris/Roy, is talking to my son so I start talking bout Joe and how I am going to see him and Paul, turns out he is also a mega Paul and Steve fan, even knowing about Yellow Matter Custard and the Rush and Zep tribute and Mr Big....also is a John Petrucci fan and was at the same Dream Theatre gig as we were last year, except he was standing at the front! HIGH

Go to Tescos, notice on the way in that the guitar clock on my bag has the glass all smashed. LOW

Come out of Tesco's and my wooden guitar on my bag snaps in half. LOWER.

Get home, Watch the DVD and listen to the album HIGH!!!!!

Boingy

boingy

bounce

bounce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hugs to all and enjoy the album....oh yes you will indeedy!!!

Satriella xx

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final cop y)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!

One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.