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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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I had singing and aural interval training yesterday, i did grand in the interval and chord recognition but then we had to sing and pitch notes, its was a fecking disaster, singings not my strongpoint


and yeah ill install these plugings here ive about 100 or somethin i didnt put in yet, theres some installed already but is pretty cool so far
Tue Apr 15 '08 7:58:45 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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well.....at least ya got the oral part downpat Al lol

btw any peeps that have great plug ins for LE y know for Mac pro lemme know, Kenico has a similar prob, feckin ilok

Edited Tue Apr 15 '08 8:34 am

Tue Apr 15 '08 8:20:14 am Set this message as last read

Johnny Jam

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Hallo! Does anybody know why you can't buy premium tickets for european shows?
Tue Apr 15 '08 8:43:40 am Set this message as last read

Johnny Jam

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Hallo! Does anybody know why you can't buy premium tickets for European shows?
Tue Apr 15 '08 8:45:06 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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TY for those wise words of advice Slansh....I'll take them to heart.

I haven't decided for sure to go yet....seeing the travel agent today to find out the damage.....afraid it's gonna be too much $$$. Ah well....

Tue Apr 15 '08 9:02:29 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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HEY JOE!!!!

cosmic_ape- haha.... well... among other things. LOL.

Keniko- thanks for the pictures... to cool! Yeah when you called me and said you had someone that wanted to talk to me... OMG... I remember exactly how I felt and what i was thinking. I was FREAKING out. THanks again for doing that. It was more than amazing. haha. hugs.

Tue Apr 15 '08 9:09:20 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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yeah thanks roy i expected that kinda talk from London


i dont use my ilok thing, i didnt have to yet, but i had to install the drivers for it alrite i had to downlaod them after looking for ages at why it wudnt work


and all the Platinums are sold out i think Johnny, they were on sale as of last November and got snapped up quickly after release
Tue Apr 15 '08 9:21:54 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Al:Ohhhh, i didnt realize M Powered is an ilok bollox 2...sorry t be the first one t say but...if y have cakewalk/cubase all the PT waves plug ins work tickity boo..but...if y have PT...they dont, y have t pay for every WORTHY effect then pass the authorization code for all t make em work....pffff...its a drag Al.Ask yer man at college how t overcome this prob if its poss, cuz dude i have tried wholesale!

when i got the 003 console with PT 7.3 i figured with applemac pro i would need no more....not the case, the fxs for LE are basic, Mpowered even more n that suxs when y pay 2500Euro for PTLE 2500 forMac 8core pro..... a system that SHOULD do the job..Mac is fine.....Digidesign is a moneyspinin son of a motherfucker makin products in china t make em blah blah..

i,m shiftin sands t Clarkys ground soon, i,ve had enough with Pro tools, Pro Logic sounds WAY better in all aspects!

Cheese:A good time in Ireland would lift yer spirit beyond, ya got t go darlin, it would do ya the world o good, even now i pine for Dublin somethin bad, great peeps

Edited Tue Apr 15 '08 9:54 am

Tue Apr 15 '08 9:49:06 am Set this message as last read

MechEng

Izmir,
Turkey
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Joe... İ really liked your music in this album as a Turk... It's an honor to hear Asik Veysel From You... But it's really sad to see that u're not comin' to Turkiye by ur Europe Tour... Wanna see you again...
Tue Apr 15 '08 10:03:31 am Set this message as last read

DO the DEW
Jensen Twomey
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hey joe,

when are you coming back to seattle. would LOVE to go to a concert.

message back.

Tue Apr 15 '08 10:32:28 am Set this message as last read

DO the DEW
Jensen Twomey
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Joe, i Love your music but have never seen you live. that would be literally a dream come true. my friend thinks your the best too. you are his idol. and absolute favorite guitar player. maybe this is way, way, way, to much to ask but what the hell. i was hoping that maybe you could come back to seattle to do a concert. and possibly back stage passes for me and my friend? lol i know this is asking to go up and beyond, and that your probably to busy but it is well worth the try. please message me back even if you think this is the stupidest idea ever, i would still love to here from you.
Tue Apr 15 '08 10:39:31 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Slan : yeap.. if you still want to send to me the Noise Reductor Boss, send it with the LOFI Ibanez, when you'll get time.

Am i supposed to send you something back?

If you want to email me, use Myspace, because my mail box is broken. Don't know why.. i was sending some MP3, & suddenly, it broke.

& just a Q; is Pro Logic available onto a good old iMac?

Edited Tue Apr 15 '08 11:43 am

Tue Apr 15 '08 10:46:59 am Set this message as last read

Savoie2011
Paul S.
Oregon
United States
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1.Musterion:Great track that sounds like it could have been on "Is There Love In Space",but wasn't quite ready at the time or something.I love the solo section. 2.Overdriver:Love the opening riff,great rocker overall. 3.I Just Wanna Rock:I like this song overall thanks to an awesome solo and just a great riff if you ask me.The "I Just Wanna Rock" parts really aren't that bad.To me it's much better than Crowd Chant or most all of his vocal tracks(Except "Big Bad Moon"). 4.Professor Satchafunkilis:Catchy,a little funky,and seems a bit too simple.I would have liked a little more soloing here.Reminds me of "Hill Groove" but not as loose feeling and less soloing. 5.Revelation:Definately a catchy melody on this track,but I feel the track is a bit overrated by the fans.Not saying it's a bad song,just don't see the same qualities in it that most seem to see. 6.Come On Baby:I love Satch when he is Bluesy and this track definately has that vibe.I'm a fan of his ballads as alot of them are for Rubina and his soulfullness really shows at that time. 7.Out Of The Sunrise:Peaceful little track that kind of reminds of a more upbeat "Home" until the last part of it which really helps this song out.If I had to pick a least fav this would be it. 8.Diddle-Y-A-Doo-Dat:Not sure why the beggining annoys people so much,almost reminds me of "Killer Bee Bop".Anyways funky little track with a fimiliar type of chorus.Good song though. 9.Asik Vaysal:Straight rockin track that kind takes a few listens to get into.I love the fact that the bass line isn't so run of the mill. 10.Andalusia:I Love the intro of this song.I would have been happy if the whole song was like the intro.Mean riff for the second part,great soloing as well.Best song on the Cd.
Tue Apr 15 '08 11:03:54 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Zen:np bro, not sure prologic will work on imac, prolly not, best ask Clarky l8trs
Tue Apr 15 '08 12:32:01 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Cool but can she sing??????
Tue Apr 15 '08 12:32:07 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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slansh....just dunno yet, don't know if I have the heart to go without my Joe....and then there's the $ issue....the travel agent is working on it for me.....so have to wait and see.

But I have a burning question for u.....what happens on Sheriff St if you get lost....and is that somewhere in Dublin, the city center area? Cuz u know, as retarded as I am....even if I don't mean to I'll prolly find trouble there.....Mckenna says everything is within walking distance there but I already know I'll get lost.

And what made u leave Ireland after 6 years, since you loved it so much?

Tue Apr 15 '08 12:34:37 pm Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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Hey Joe, i think you and Steve Vai should do an album of each others songs, that would be cool.
Tue Apr 15 '08 12:35:23 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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mikesb:cool but does she have a life?

Cheese:Its a no go zone North end o Dublin, the centre is a blast, screw the bank, take a chance n y,ll maybe find a nice Irish lad

Edited Tue Apr 15 '08 12:46 pm

Tue Apr 15 '08 12:40:53 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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THE IRS AUDIT


The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney.

The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay Go ahead."

Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."

Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it.

The auditor's jaw drops.

Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor no w realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks. "Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summon ed for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."

Tue Apr 15 '08 12:49:52 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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a duplicate that I deleted

Edited Tue Apr 15 '08 12:52 pm
Tue Apr 15 '08 12:49:52 pm Set this message as last read

Savoie2011
Paul S.
Oregon
United States
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A boy and his grandpa are out fishing one day.Grandpa pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels to take a swig and the boy asks "Grandpa can have a sip?"Grandpa responds "Well son,can your d*ck touch your ass?"The boy says "No" and Grandpa tells him he can't have a drink.

Then Grandpa pulls out a cigar and the boy again asks "Grandpa can try that?"Grandpa again asks "Can your d*ck touch your ass"?"No" the boy says and once again Grandpa tells he can't try some.

On the way home the pair stop at the store and Grandpa buys each of them a lottery ticket.Grandpa wins nothing.The boy on the other hand wins $100.Grandpa asks the boy "Hey are you gonna share some of your winnings"?The boy asks "Well can your d*ck touch your ass"?Grandpa says "As a matter of fact it can" and the boy says "Well good go f**k yourself then"!!

Tue Apr 15 '08 1:01:08 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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George Bush is a better guitarist than Joe Satriani.
Tue Apr 15 '08 1:43:42 pm Set this message as last read

Rocker123
Andy
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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Hey Joe, I was wondering how you hold your pick when you play lightning fast. I saw you at the Guitar Center in Denver on April 6th, and you were amazing! You signed a shirt and a magazine article. My guitar teacher and my friends are SO jealous! Hahaha
Tue Apr 15 '08 2:03:12 pm Set this message as last read

Rocker123
Andy
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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cappy steve is an idiot. george bush is bad at everything
Tue Apr 15 '08 2:04:11 pm Set this message as last read

REVAN 2008

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I been through Dublin, then right across land to Galway, great country,but expensive.i suppose anywhere in the world now you have to be careful travelling.dont want to sound to pessimistic mind. seems like every rock bands reforming of late, is it a good thing Extreme are back?

by the way joe, the lake district is a place worth seeing.opposite newcastle,above manchester ,mindyou that uk schedule would make it tight, done now how ya do it! must be that new IJWR gym routine? canny afford ya Birmingham gig as Im out of the city,sorry.but good luck and keep up the good work. what i reckon would be cool, a duel with vanessa mae,be interesting. guitar vs violin. i ramble thus i will go. cheerio!

Tue Apr 15 '08 2:09:12 pm Set this message as last read
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