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ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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Slansh
I agree. My spirit is touched by Joe's music rather than his proficiency with the instrument. That's why, for instance, I prefer Joe to Vai. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying Joe isn't an excelent guitarist, or Vai's music is bullshit

Michelle
AWMAWY was what first hooked me to Satch. Tears came to my eyes the first time I heard the tapping part. It's still my favourite one.

Keniko
I wish Joe would show more of himself with an acoustic on his hands. He does it lovely. Though previously posted before here, it's worth having a look to I belive

Wed Apr 16 '08 12:35:13 pm Set this message as last read

WalkerGuitarist492
Garrett Walker
Elkridge, Maryland
United States
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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A really funny one, to me anyways...

Heaven was becoming overpopulated, so to reduce admission, the individual entering has to tell the angel at the Pearly Gates how bad his/her day was the day he/she died. Not even a second later, up crawls a man to the Gates. The angel there asks him about his day, so he tells her. "Well, I had been suspicious that my wife had been having an affair with some old flame, so I planned to come home early to see if I could catch her red...whatevered. I get to my apartment and start searching, but find nothing. Then I go to my balcony, when I look over to the neighboring balcony and there he is over the ledge trying to escape! I run over and stomp on his fingers and he falls into a bush. Figuring he wasn't dead yet, I took a refrigerator and threw it over, not noticing that the cord was wrapping my ankle. So I fell, and here I am." "Sounds terrible" says the angel, and lets the man in. Then a second man walks to the Gates. After the required prompt to do so, the man proceeds to tell of his day. "I was doing some exercises on my balcony, when I get a little carried away and flung myself over the ledge. I'm hanging for dear life when this psycho-maniac stomps on my hands! I tumble into a bush, when a refrigerator comes hurtling towards me, and here I am." "That's horrible!' says the angel, and lets the man in. Then a third man came. "O.K., picture this...I'm naked in a refrigerator..."

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Wed Apr 16 '08 1:06:35 pm Set this message as last read

andy of uk

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Philthemetalhead , pack it in.
Wed Apr 16 '08 1:27:50 pm Set this message as last read

basspiker
Aurélien GEISS
Ergersheim,
France
Plays: Bass (26 years)
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Hey Joe,

1st post for me... why did I wait so long I've been a fan for more than 15 years now !

Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase !!!!!!!! I need a tour date in the Strasbourg (France) area ! anywhere 200 miles around there will be fine --->

http://maps.google.fr/maps?f=q&hl=fr&geocode=&q=strasbourg&jsv=107&ie=UTF8&ll=48.604312,7.743988&spn=12.211328,29.707031&z=5

including germany, luxemburg, belgium and switzerland. I'll be right there to here the awesome and cool stuff of the latest record. I love "satchafunkilus" and above all the song "Musterion"... gives me the chill really...

Keep going !

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Wed Apr 16 '08 2:38:10 pm Set this message as last read

sandy2885

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JOE WILL YOU PLEASE DO AN ACOUSTIC ALBUM OR AT LEAST SOME ACOUSTIC MATERIAL? I LOVE EVERY ALBUM YOU PUT OUT, BUT EVERY ALBUM I AM DISSAPOINTED WHEN IT HAS NO ACOUSTIC MATERIAL. PLEASE,PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS. THANKS JOE!
Wed Apr 16 '08 3:35:46 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Hey polaris chic quit doing the drugs and bugging me on the radio your yours listen dont start showing me your alittle nuts babe i know your screwy but I was hoping you could contain that for me for like my 23 inch dick in your vagina and the 17incher in the ass you know your your,s!.Listen people im back to regular Frank buscema that broke pipe i made for my brain and body it,s um my gangster sink stuff i made it ten years ago the new pipe makes my brain just like yours crystal clear feels like a pillsbury crescent roll looks right? welcome back mr kotter! so yeah im back to normal so is my mom from my sink anyways babage i picked up this thing i developed from the hardware store for my weight room hey girls it just sits their i have one i use now but this one will be even killer hotter babes no shit and yeah i pay money to the township to body build in my basement fouck i had to go to council meetinsg and evrything just to be allowed they had 7 meetings about me and my body building oer their too look killer like me will cost around 31,000 bucks to the township for so many years of allowment anyways secret schizophrenia medictaion time oh im still taking my pills alright anyways gangster sink gone hey donny back to me the official reahibillitade wolf2 you know ten years ago i was in kingston penitentiary all that did was claim lives after ,hells bells and hes bringing the mob plus hells bells anyways later wolf2.
Wed Apr 16 '08 4:17:55 pm Set this message as last read

skarset

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Hey Joe! Long time fan, first time message poster... I was just curious, will your bonus CD, Additional Creations ever be available again? I bought Engines of Creation right when it came out, but I guess I missed the bonus stuff. Anyway, I've heard Turkey Man a couple of times on youtube, and it's rad. I know, this is an old topic...

I love the new CD. Musterion!!! You are my guitar hero, and an inspiration in my life. Keep on rockin'!

Wed Apr 16 '08 5:56:03 pm Set this message as last read

Dean Jolly

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Gidday Joe and band!

My neighbour just told me there is going to be a guitar fest here in my hometown ( New Plymouth NZ) and you were part of it, apparently going to be held in July at bowl of Brooklands? (which is the greatest outdoor ampitheatre in world!!) Say its true Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed Apr 16 '08 6:00:33 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Live Nation says:

Crue Fest ft. Motley Crue Buckcherry, Papa Roach, Sixx:AM & Trapt

2 Shows - Presales Start Now! Use Password: lyric

Saturday, July 12 Susquehanna Bank Center | Camden, NJ Presale Ends: Thu, Apr 17 at 10pm Public Onsale: Fri, Apr 18 at Noon

Saturday, August 30 Toyota Pavilion | Scranton, PA Presale Ends: Fri, Apr 18 at 10pm Public Onsale: Sat, Apr 19 at 10am

If they come to Reading, I'm so there!

Sixx A.M.

Trapt

Papa Roach

Buckcherry

& Hammett - just for shits and giggles ;-)

I enjoy the dudes dancing :)



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Wed Apr 16 '08 6:43:22 pm Set this message as last read

death cube k

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zenfish Beck Is the Man!
michelle i may go too crue fest here. :)
Wed Apr 16 '08 8:02:34 pm Set this message as last read

Dave DC

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This is the story of how my dream gently died. I'm 45. I think I'm talented, but I guess not enough to make it in the music business. I do know that I love performing, whether it's playing music or in the other arts.

After graduating high school, I didn't play guitar for 12 hours a day; I joined the Air Force, then worked a succession of jobs in corporate America that continues to this day.

I often wonder where I'd be if I pursued my dream. Would I be regionally or even nationally known? More likely I'd be playing clubs around the city, but at least I'd be doing what I loved.

Don't get me wrong. I have a beautiful family who I adore, a reasonably good career, and I can afford most all the toys I want for the music room.

Ah, but the death of my dream, you ask? Five years ago, after goofing around for 25 years, I got serious about composing and performing. A year ago, I played a couple clubs for the first time, and had an okay turnout. My one gig this year, five people showed, and three of them were family!

Yeah, I played hard and gave them a good show, but still ... all the people I emailed, you know, the ones that used to keep asking me when my next gig was, none of them showed. None of the half-dozen newspaper music editors or their flunkies who I sent press kits to showed.

I used to give out my website, but why bother? Seriously, nobody cares! It's a funny catch-22: you either make it BIG or you disappear. Good thing I have a day job! :-)

I can't imagine how Joe began. I couldn't see someone of his talent ever being ignored or turned away. I guess the world really is for the young, or those who are no longer young but have already made their mark.

If that's you and you're facing your future, follow your heart. No one looks back at their life and wishes they spent more time at the office.

* * * * *

BTW, I saw Joe at one of the Guitar Center sessions. I didn't know what to expect -- what I found is that he's just an incredibly down-to-earth, genuinely nice guy.

Hey Joe, sorry for gripping your hand so hard when we shook hands! I was pretty excited. Even if you never check out my material, I'd still be honored if my business card was tossed into your recycle bin :-)

Wed Apr 16 '08 8:13:43 pm Set this message as last read

El Nicko
Nick
Christuchurch,
New Zealand
Plays: Guitar (26 years)
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Thanks everyone to your help! Apparently the servers for the premium tickets were down last night, which made me think they were sold out. But luckily I got on today and was able to purchase one! Booyah!

Thanks again for all your advice.

Wed Apr 16 '08 8:59:27 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Chad, hope it gets there fast and in one piece, lol!!! If not, blame Canada mail, eh? :)

El Nicko, woo woo, way to go, you'll meet Joe himself!! Now good luck with your guitar and getting that sorted out, it'll be fine, and a night you won't forget!!

Chelle...soon as I saw "Crue" I thought of U....that rhymes nicely....u really must go. How's the birthday plans coming? I still don't have a list for u...been running down "bargains" on flights and hotels in fecking Ireland...geez....

Dave DC....touching story. If guitar playing makes u happy, u can still play and who knows what might happen. My son plays hours a day, loves it to pieces, is pretty decent at it...and he's also autistic so chances of him ever being able to actually perform like he'd love to are slim. But it doesn't stop him from loving to play....and collecting the "toys" fer pete's sake! Good luck with it! And yeppers, Joe is the best human bean out there!

Joe Satrini....why yes, Mckenna is actually skerred of me coming there, so I shall try my hardest not to traumatize him if at all possible. =/ OH, and what you said about the riff in Andalusia being on the Satch tapes....my son and I noticed that too, and Chris got to ask Joe about that very thing on Rockline last week....Joe gave a great answer...if you have time, u should go listen to the replay of that show! And on the AWM, AWY video, Joe has said before that the lady in it was a good friend of theirs...Stu Hamm on bass....Jeffy C on "percussion" as you said...

I booked a hotel tonight....downtown Dublin, I have no idea what I'm doing ffs....if I can bring myself to actually go, I leave on May 21st....and u may never hear from me again. Oh and slansh....I'm sure there are nice Irish lads there...but I only wanted my Joe, my heart can't imagine anyone else. But thanks for the thought.

Wed Apr 16 '08 9:19:12 pm Set this message as last read

death cube k

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ya gonna take Mckenna with ya i hope?
Wed Apr 16 '08 9:24:33 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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take him......where?
Wed Apr 16 '08 9:31:00 pm Set this message as last read

sandy2885

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OK EVERYONE I NEED YOUR HELP! EVERYONE KNOWS SATCH IS THE GREATEST GUITAR PLAYER ON EARTH. BUT COME ON AND HELP ME CONVINCE JOE TO DO SOME ACOUSTIC MATERIAL. ELECTRIC IS GREAT, BUT ACOUSTIC SHOWS YOUR TRUE TALENT. JOE WOULD BLOW OUR MINDS I AM SURE. COME ON JOE DO AN ACOUSTIC ALBUM. YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING ELSE INCLUDING TECHNO. COME ON JOE!
Wed Apr 16 '08 10:02:17 pm Set this message as last read

loll
Lol Mettam
Plymouth, Devon
UK
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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@ WalkerGuitarist492

loll...you mean that if I already bought the album on iTunes I can get Ghosts, or it's just an easy single-buy?

I just bought the single track. I wasn't forced to purchase the whole album (again!); if you have already purchased the album from iTunes, seems you can just buy the one extra track for 79p (99¢).

Edited Wed Apr 16 '08 10:07 pm

Wed Apr 16 '08 10:04:49 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cappy:I likes my greens i does, iz don’t like eating anything with a face on it

Zen:Many a soul on fire, this is the road t hell

J Satrini:Tunes are still there pal, prolly a myspace thing, it tends t screw up every now n then.On guitar, lol, hmm be careful what ya wish for, if I told ya I,m not allowed on stage t jam with anyone back home in the bars would ya still want t play like ya hear?¿.Only one guy, blues guitarist called Jim Wilkie, would invite me up, btw if yer ever at the Dundee blues festival, y can catch him there, he,ll tell y exactly what it was like n if yer lucky like me he,ll invite ya back for a jam n chill t his some 4000 blues n jazz record collection with a few whiskys of course, I learnt a lot over the years from Mr Wilkie, hes a wise old cat n a great friend, so if hes not completely riddled with arthritis n y get t hear him up North, buy him a couple o shots from me

Andalucia I,ve visited

Granada is a must, just visiting Alhambra is worth it & dont miss the bar Los Dos Cajones, the tapas are wicked infact the whole vibe of Granada is for me gypsy flamenco personified

Cordoba Joe played there last year at the guitar festival, beautiful place great t get lost in its lil white windy streets, see if y can make it there for the guitar festival

Nerja

2 touristy for me but ya still got t go t see the caves, they are feckin incredible!

I cant wait t go back, its like village life pace in the heart of a city, the people, music. food everythin is 5 star, also watch out for tourist flamenco clubs, theyre not bad, just that the REAL deal is another thing altogether.If ya visit peak tourist season which is August then it’s a nightmare..be warned! Everyone has hols in August here, its just 2 hot t work 40-46 deg is not uncommon especially down south, begin of June mid Sept is yer best bet imo, now ya got some info for er indoors lol good luck bro

Ibanez:I know what ya mean, it’s a character thing, clever music can get a lil overwhelming at times

Cheese:HA just wait till the Dubs get a hold of y

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Wed Apr 16 '08 11:38:32 pm Set this message as last read

Ms San Diego

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I am so stoked. I just left Melbourne Au. April 8 and am flying back for your concert at the Forum July 11...that's 85 more sleeps. This should be the high life of my entire life.
Thu Apr 17 '08 12:02:44 am Set this message as last read

didonk
doddy darmawan
jakarta, jawa barat
indonesia
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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hi joe,my real name is doddy.i'm from indonesia.it's a great honor to talk with someone who has great taste of musical instrument like you.i just wanna ask,how do you create such a nice and warm notes on your guitar?everytime i'm listening your music,i impressed so much.i'm a guitarist too, and i have a band too.so maybe you can gave me tips about creating nice and warm notes????i hope you read and reply my messages as soon as you can.oh i forgot,i wandered maybe indonesia can in to your tour list???i really really want to see your show.thx b4......
Thu Apr 17 '08 12:30:31 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Mark : i agree.

Roy : hell might nothing more than us.

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i've checked the Dave Martone myspace & his last album. That's fresh & great.

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New prob : since my email box has broken, my sequencer ardour bugs.. i can't record anymore.. & that's what i call a real prob.

Edited Thu Apr 17 '08 1:29 am

Thu Apr 17 '08 12:40:03 am Set this message as last read

Joel_01
Joel Spiteri
New South Wales
Australia
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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hi joe, i can't wait till your enmore theater concert in sydney this july. its going to be a life changing experience. i'm not sure how good your memory is but remember when you were at sydney for the G3 tour in 2006 (december). you know how you came to sign at billy hyde music at camperdown, i'm the kid whos dad got you to sign the 'joe satriani - an anthology tab book'. remember - and it had the spelling mistake - 'joe satrini'. and you signed on the front page - 'to joel'

well it dosn't matter if you don't remember anyway because i am sure you meet a lot of people. anyways i hope i can see you personally at the concert. i also hope i win the backstage passes off this site. it would be amazingly awsome. your a real influence to me and the concert is going to be the best night of my life.

Joel.

Thu Apr 17 '08 1:10:08 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Zen>yup
Thu Apr 17 '08 1:42:31 am Set this message as last read

REVAN 2008

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Joe Satriani must have secret powers because each album he looks younger, def a good thing he lost the locks i think, plus ive got no hair, so im going to agree! yule brenner was another supercool bald bloke,magnificent seven .
Thu Apr 17 '08 2:57:25 am Set this message as last read

REVAN 2008

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joe satriani ,the shoalin monk of rock

btw thats a compliment ,them monks are kung fu zen masters from space ,total bad arse's.

Edited Thu Apr 17 '08 3:03 am

Thu Apr 17 '08 3:00:22 am Set this message as last read
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