Joseph44 dude, check out the ROAD section, there's a NZ date that's just been added >=:o)

cap : ahahah.. that's a kind link man... i'm ok withreggae, especially jamaïcan dub underground.

Eddit: yeap, i really love underground dub the jamaïcan nothinghill neighbourhood is probably my fav neck of wood in London.

yeap, Fred is ok with reggae & dub

Good Afternoon Satchland.......What Up?

michelle......I love it when you talk like that.....lol.....Hugs....

cheese......Thanx......The acoustic you hear is actually my Strat. Like I said a little flub here and there but not to bad. I'm glad you liked it. Hugs.....

Band Update: Gigging this Fri. Night. I can't wait. It's been since last Aug. Way to long..... I just wanna Rock ! ! ! ! Hey, that's a good title for a song.......Shit......Joe has that one already ! ! ! !

Speaking of Shit.........This is pretty good......

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right , shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........

Well, Shit Happens!!!

Ken : ahah, & have a good gig.

eric johnson laying a fender G dec

mama M:I think some people are born with a built in self-righteous patronize gene, my Da in law has a particularly nasty version that seems t spread virus like t other inlaw family members, this virus gene starts as verbal ignorance which gets passed via telephone so by the time its received by inlaw 3 its mutated & transmogrified into satanslan the useless musician, all attempts t redeem ones self are futile, something that the virus strangely seems 2 enjoy

btw yer givin away trade secrets sendin that version o F Hostile lol M I Y Dentist came from many hard hours of metal lyric practice, be honest lol

Keniko, I could prolly singe the hair off yer face with my words when I get going. lol! My husband doesn't wonder why he's going bald. lol!

Slan, I'm another one who will never measure up to her unattainable standards. She's always made me feel insufficient in some way...till I realized it's HER problem, not mine. lol! It's a blanket virus - no one is ever doing the right thing, or trying hard enough, or doing well enough. There always has to be a negative. The one thing I will not let happen is for her to rag my kids. She can say her piece, but if she crosses the line, I'm on it quick! Ya gotta protect yer kids from this sort. As little John grows, you and Tura have to stand yer ground and let them know you won't be havin' any of that shit in his ears. I love my in laws, they're very good people, but I don't always love the things that come out of their mouths. 25. 5 years - good times and bad, but they're always there when we need them.

As for the lyrics, I feel like I have my head inside a balloon. I have fluid behind my eardrums from these damn allergies, so Matt is yer dentist is the first thing I heard. lol! Have you heard my other Satriani song...I Believe...in ice cream.

I'll have to look and see if I saved that one somewhere. lol!

Happy Earth day -

VOTE!!!

Slan - so far I'm still working on my first song in logic. and I'm still at the sequencing stage.. so I've not into the recording, mixing and mastering stuff yet...
next on the shopping list is BFD2... word on the street is that it's the nads..
gotta get me some o' dat den.. lol...
when I get further into the logic stuff I'll let you know how it goes...

Michelle...... Well.......You'd need a lot of heat to burn me stach off....lol..... Seriously, I hope your pop is doing ok. God Bless all of you......Hugs of course.....

Zen..... Thanks much.

Have A Great Evening Everyone ! ! ! !

Edit......BTW.....I'm glad Stu's on board. It's ben' a while and this is gonna be good. I hope he does "Linus and Lucy" Man, that's great.

Slan - I reckon Joe had a guest Spanish vocalist, praps one of your in-laws 'cause I reckon the words on IJWR are 'Slan is your Satan'! LOL

Oh "carp"... has anyone got a copy of the last rockline radio interview with Joe that I can get a link for? I shoulda checked it sooner but was a little occupied.... and now it's gone...

Cheese - maybe you have a copy? I was so looking forward to another great interview, and Chris's question + the answer

Slansh - that is sad if other players wouldn't jam with you for that reason... I thought it was all about the music and having a good time. Definitely sounds like Guitar envy! BTW, I still can't get at your toons on Myspace... Al's toons load fine mind! The page I'm lookin at says last login Jul 06 so could you post a link please?

Do the Stu - Cheese nailed the answer on the AWMAWY vid, I'm just wondering who's on rhythm guitar? Lucky Man re Long Beach Grand Prix... two of my favourite things are Satch & Race cars - cool! P.S I semed to have missed loads on the Bonus DVD somehow. For example, what's the timestamp of Joe's family and the info on "what is your purpose? I'm wondering if there's diff versions of the DVD now, or if I was just enjoying it too much

Clarky - LMAO, of course it's sold out!

satrini, Joe's son ZZ is on the laptop computer screen, and Rubina is speed wrapping him in foil. lol!

Keniko, thanks for the well wishes for my pop. He's in a lot of pain these days. The meds don't seem to be helping much - but maybe they are. I guess it could always be worse? He and my mom had such a good time at his birthday party on Saturday. The weather was great, so we all sat out on the deck. They both needed a day outside. He was coming over under the guise of pulling out some rose bushes with us. He was having a bad day, but still came over with his garden gloves in hand. Needless to say, he was very relieved when it turned out to be a party. lol!

FYI - Clinton is the projected winner of PA.

Gustavo Guerra on youtube. Phenomenal guitar player. Check him out.Just copy any of these links and paste in your browser. Enjoy!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S67j4qlHpVQ

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