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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
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Cappy:Great band name lmao, I could do a spoof cover band clod up as Satanslan

have our very own vatican mass tear jerker papa on vocals

our fav tranny Condoleeza on synth

Robert Mugabe on drums

George bush on triangle because he can

Colin Powell on bass cuz I,d want t keep the non soul groove with the drummer

Rumsfeld on the big army cymbal boosh thing all army bands do

Cheney as manager of band fuck up

Gordon Brown as stage wank hand

Margaret Thatcher as groupy t all but prefers Coney Rice for obvious reasons

Max Mosley could also lend a Nazi style hand after a cuppa

Hillary could send the tapes y didn’t see of Bill but she wont as she has her own XXX with big ol dick Obama who by the way is conducting slans satan orchestra

Tour dates are as follows

Definitely Iraq

Iran.. probable

UK... major power orgy

China.. Obama is sure t show his black manhood & send his message t the commies, once y have black y don’t go back, thus eradicating all Chinese men once & for all

Rest of Europe:Who cares, the UK runs NATO & its run by??? Which band member hmmmm

this is my all time fav t2j CURRENT politcal satan slan band

feel free t advise me on better replacements

.....new bulletin...from mama M Al Gore we have just learnt invented the band! OMG

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Wed Apr 23 '08 8:26:35 am

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michelle

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Cappy, that one fell a little...short. LOL!

That Jagger vid was disturbing. lol! It made me thing of how famous people get ripped to shreds supposedly by the fans who love them. They get their hair ripped out, clothes ripped off, and terrorized by "fans". Sometimes it's even between band members and at 3:05 the fans. lol! Sorry, I just wanted to fit that in somewhere. lol! Anyways, thank gad Joe stayed on the stage!

Slan, you forgot Al Gore who invented the band. lol!

mr wooley, I believe it is :-)

ally, nice theme. I bet it won the war for 'em.

Wed Apr 23 '08 8:34:40 am

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PhilTheMetalhead Phil Birmingham, England Plays: Guitar (24 years) 78 posts total \| IP Logged	Joe, so sorry to hear about Morey's condition, only just seen the news. I hope he can make the concert. Edited Wed Apr 23 '08 8:36 am
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Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Good Morning Satchland......So What Up?

michelle....No probs sweetie. Hippo Birdie to Mr. Michelle....lol......I think they threw the mold away with our parents generation. My dad's pushin' 83 and for his age he's in good shape. They're like the Eveready bunny......They just keep goin' and goin'......God Bless them all.......Hugs

That vid with Joe and Mick.......MY GOD ! ! ! ! Mick has got some balls.......That took a lot of guts......Whew ! ! ! ! ! I'm glad he made it to the stage. Joe looked cool .....playin' a Strat......Interesting......Was that Nathan East on Bass?

Have A Great Day Everyone ! ! ! ! !

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michelle 8476 posts total \| IP Logged	I thought it looked like Nathan too : )
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REVAN 2008 194 posts total \| IP Logged	them amazon reviews are always abit dodgy,musics so subjective i dont see how you can review it really? what makes me annoyed is turning up for work this morning to find 2 budgies in a box dumped on the front door presumably because the owner didn't want them.
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REVAN 2008 194 posts total \| IP Logged	'I-SATCHBOT' satchbot sounds a bit neurotic i think.
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Donkey Hotay 3984 posts total \| IP Logged	Pinot Grigio goes well will budgies and fava beans..... Just joking!!!! Edited Wed Apr 23 '08 9:54 am
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Zenfish 4324 posts total \| IP Logged	Subjectivity is so subjective that i'm sometime wondering how she's able to build the objective & universal statement that she's subjective. There's some antinomian tautology really funny.
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slanshroom roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years) 3677 posts total \| IP Logged	Zen:Y are condemed t be t2j thesaurus Hay una cierta tautología antinómica realmente divertida Edited Wed Apr 23 '08 10:42 am
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wolf2

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...I have this little dilemma ,hey Joe well it,s Medical sort of .My hand,s like couple weeks ago the whole tops of my hands turned red and were extremely itchy !,the thing is is it,s windurn hey bud so i cant go to the doctor or I may have to rocket the cops you see they were covered were thinsualte ski gloves and it takes 321 miles an hour to burn skin with wind so the cops would come then they might say you broke the law by exceeding the speed limit by 2570 or 280 miles an hour and hey you out ran us 13 times it happened years ago man i got a pardon after so sO I CANT REALY GET MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR IT ANYWAYS JUTS GONNA HAVE COFFEE LATER WOLF2.

Wed Apr 23 '08 10:40:19 am

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intreviti 1 post total \| IP Logged	hi i gonna see joe soon in lisbon coliseu dos recreios i hope you made the best concert of ever see yoy joe.
Wed Apr 23 '08 10:43:25 am	Set this message as last read

michelle

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Hey Joe, is that "El Dorado" you brought back for a guest appearance on the Satchafuckalicious dvd? I'm sorry they wouldn't let him song I just wanna rock. lmao!!! You guys are to funny! Boom bap boom ba doom boom bap Boom bap boom ba doom boom bap Boom bap boom ba doom boom bap Boom - FRAMPTONE!

The beginning of Asik Veysel is gonna be so cool live. The guitar keeps yer ears happy, but you can feel the percussion as it gets into your rib cage with the heavy beats in the background and the higher rhythm in the front. That's gonna be a fun tune live!

Wed Apr 23 '08 10:45:38 am

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michelle 8476 posts total \| IP Logged	wolf, rub a little dirt on it and walk it off.
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Two Shay 2755 posts total \| IP Logged	Slan - You forgot Tony Bliar, he can be the promoter who tells lies about why the band plays in foreign countries instead of staying on their own patch.
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Zenfish 4324 posts total \| IP Logged	Slan : i'd prefer to be condomed to.. Edited Wed Apr 23 '08 11:05 am
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REVAN 2008

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mikeb trust me you need a sense of humour when you see what our species does to animals. remember seeing this english bull terrier with covered in sores, with hardly any fur because it had been locked up, the sores, were from sleeping in its own urine. fortunately the dog rehomed by a nice couple. never understand cruelty to animals, dogs trust people 100%, unconditionally,yet time eternal we just take advantage.

Wed Apr 23 '08 11:40:58 am

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slanshroom roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years) 3677 posts total \| IP Logged	Zen:extra sensitive or boot thick condomed? cappy:Bliar is 2 busy choking on Catholic nads in an attempt t make up
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REVAN 2008 194 posts total \| IP Logged	on a lighter note ive been inspired to pick guitar again, only accoustic, its 12 years since ive even touched one, watch out joe, i play a mean version of house of the rising sun ,hehe!
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Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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This is for anyone who can help (maybe even you Joe, if you read this...) We are having HUGE problems getting tickets for the Manchester Apollo date on the tour, we've tried getting them via this website, via phone and via other sites like ticketmaster and livenation. BUT they all say 'sorry, no tickets are currently available for this show' (or similar) Now, surely if it was sold out it would say so? If anyone can help in any way, or has any thoughts please respond. It would be a real shame to miss Him (you) this time around. =(

Wed Apr 23 '08 1:15:19 pm

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Eackerman Erwin Ackerman 2 posts total \| IP Logged	hey Joe, im Erwin Ackerman from Peru and i will go to the show, if you see this video i will apreciate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBW2hJy1U7c its me playin summer song when i was 12 years old. bye
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wolf2

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...Hey these new insects are killing me man about 2 or 3 years ago a jumping spyder jumped on my cock outside one day while I was haveing a leek reemeber it just came out with the poison from the byte 2 weeks ago about 2 weeks ago one morning I was out side these new bugs started to attack me man both hands got bit now it,s infected too from the poison from the bug both hand got some more cephalexin for the infection my moms just gone to get me some allergy medication man benadryl but my doctor told me he said wolf2 theirs new bugs they attcak their realy powerful poison were just seeing it he said their actually dangerous bugs man be very careful with the new bugs outside wolf2 i said yep anyways were good later wolf2.

Wed Apr 23 '08 2:08:22 pm

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michelle 8476 posts total \| IP Logged	wolf, rub a little dirt on it and walk it off.
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Dazsturbed darren Schofield Preston, Lancashire England Plays: Guitar (18 years) 2 posts total \| IP Logged	Joe cant wait to see you at manchester apollo please make sure you play flying in a blue dream thanks
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