It's here Mc....

They're all on the dope I tell ya! lmao!!

Pants with nano technology.... it's the dope I say! lol!

maybe that will finally answer purple bears question?

:)

Austin, check it :)

I have a good friend who has been digonsed about a month ago with Ewings Sarcoma, a rare but serious bone cancer... she is only barly 17 and is fighting this. I have set up an account to help raise money for her to pay her bills... if you could just put in even a dollar in... it sure would help and be GREATLY and forever appritiated... if you would like to know how please email me at angelmist22@hotmail.com for more information.

Joe, I will visit your concert at June 12, in Arnhem, Rijnhallen. There is one song that always makes me emotional and so happy at the same time, because i think it is the best song ever written in the music history.

If I could fly.....

I hope you will play this song, so i wil be the happiest person on the world. My dad plays a fender left handed, and tries to play that song all the time, but sorry to say, his version is crap. I will visit the concert with my dad, so if you could play that song, i will fly away and my dad will be flabbergasted.

See you at June 12.... My favourite: If I could fly.........

LMAO - so, to solve statice/earthing problems Stu shoves the earthing cable down his butt crack?! Nice solution Stu!

Gotta Have Joe - hang in there, it will get better (although it never seems like it at times). Take some solace in Joe's music

JS12001000 - hope they do the job right for ya this time!

Blue Moon - hey McTalent.... nice toons and nice job of perfroming them. Had the chorus to Tsun ' Frwks in my head most of the day yesterday! Sorry to hear about the cat. After a short while I got another one, and having a new le ball of fluff acting stupid was a great help

Alexandre - cool photos. What's the story behind the cool photo of you and Joe at the top?

Cheese - you feeling any better? Hug to you. Those "Bone" vids are great, it's up to number 10 now!? Cool! All these vids and road stuff, ha, we're spoiled...

and I'm late for work now (whoops), too much visual entertainment to fit in...

Hi to all!!!!

I don't know how it sounds but i would die to hear someday a Joe's version of "Saber rider -metal theme" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He9-p7f3DEA

Hey Hey Satch!!

Saw your show in Copenhagen last night and i must say it was worth the drive all the way from Aalborg!!! Never seen you live before so thank you for that!! It was really awsome! Almost took my own Joe satriani guitar with me for you to sign but diden´t guess you were to busy to sign it...;)

Hope you will come back to Rock Denmark again soon!!! Ohhh buy the way!! It was about time you got Stuu back in the band!! hahah He plays really cool to!! KEEP ROCKING my man!!

Maritime - Wow! the world is sure headed in a new direction isn't it?

Dodged all the bullets here in oklahoma yesterday, but we sure did have 100 mile an hour straight winds. Crazy day here int he big town!

WHAT IS THE GREATEST GUITAR RIFF OF ALL TIME?

A recent internal poll of the students at Guitar-X (www.guitar-x.co.uk), the guitar students at London's prestigious 'Tech Music Schools', has resulted in the following list outlining, in order of popularity, the top 25 guitar riffs of all time to coincide with their 25th anniversary celebrations. The results of the survey are as follows:

1. Smoke On The Water - Deep Purple (1973)

2. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana (1991)

3. Walk This Way - Aerosmith (1975)

4. Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix (1967)

5. Sweet Child O Mine - Guns N Roses (1987)

6. Paradise City - Guns N Roses (1987)

7. Ace Of Spades - Motorhead (1980)

8. Enter Sandman - Metallica (1991)

9. Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chilli Peppers (1992)

10. Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N Roses (1987)

11. Run To The Hills - Iron Maiden (1982)

12. Walk - Pantera (1992)

13. Johnny Be Goode - Chuck Berry (1958)

14. Back In Black - AC/DC (1980)

15. Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin (1970)

16. Wake Up - Rage Against The Machine (1992)

17. Highway to Hell - AC/DC (1979)

18. My Generation - The Who (1965)

19. 7 Nation Army - The White Stripes (2003)

20. Born To Be Wild - Steppenwolf (1968)

21. Give It Away - Red Hot Chilli Peppers (1991)

22. Paranoid - Black Sabbath (1970)

23. Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) - Jimi Hendrix (1967)

24. Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor (1982)

Does Seven Nation Army even have a guitar in it?? lmao!!

Ahhh, kids these days! *shakes head*

As for the chick lickin' - I'm a chick, and I like my lickin' by invitation only. If a strange guy came up and licked me, he might just wind up with his d*ck in the dirt.

Reality check

Wow! Great question. You could almost argue for all of them in one way or another. You have to think the most recognizable to a world audience would be Back in Black or Sweet Child O Mine.

Good Morning Satchland......

Thanks for your well wishes again on my pop. It's not lookin' good. The Mayo MRI's show the cancer has spread down the Threchea and into his lower back. I hate to say this but I think it's just a matter of time.....

hi,

great tunes blue moon, nice sound ya got, look after that talent dude, are you going to record some stuff so we can buy?

just got back from the lake district, we done loads of hiking, up the 3000ft high hellvelyn again. its just so beautiful up there. when/if my photography website goes live i hope you will have a nose.

saw loads of bats to:)

MGS4 is a week away yay.

need to get a good 'puter now.

I usually listen to music while I read T2J, but you guys are posting so many YouTube clips. I'm always stopping and starting so I can watch everything...what gives? ;-)

cheese101 - I believe (ha!) the other song Joe played on MTV Unplugged is The Feeling. I have video of it somewhere...I don't remember if it's on The Satch Tapes or if I'm thinking of a VHS tape of the show someone may have made for me.

Thanks for finding another Out Of The Sunrise. :-) Man, I love this song. Now I'm getting selfish and wishing they had a real keyboard player, instead of just a backing track, so they could mix it up even more...

And this is after DMB, but I'll mention it since I already have my ticket. I'm seeing the Black Crowes at the Greek Theatre in September.

I need to count up all of the shows I've been to this year. I think I'll end up having seen about 20 for the year. It's a step down from last year (I was crazy and went to 38 concerts), but it's still a lot of music.

I think the loudest show I saw was Kiss, on their farewell tour in 2000. Their stage volume was OK, but American Pearl opened and they were LOUD LOUD LOUD. My ears were ringing for two or three days afterward...and I didn' think AP was all that good, either. ;-)