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wolf2

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do you know anything about weightlifting?or weider plate weight,s? it,s weightlifter schizophrenia the goal is to boost until you need balance is the ultimate plate weightlfting goalsartonin and dopamine that are not balanced are associated with what the onatrio provincial police call irregualrityof behaviour patternsin a 100 % criminal fashionif your not balanced your not allowed to break the law if your balacned and it,s goodyour classifiedas a man who operates at willingly power that serves his country the opp catergorizes ever city by good balance of saratonin and dopamine they mean the catscan wont show schizophrenia but the urine sample will show no saratoninthey let you be me is what they do when your balanced they call you the man in charge it,s actualy calle weider calminu it,s the best thing you could ever do for yourself do you know how many people would kill for weider caliminuemy calminue is registered at weider what it is is the plate sterilises the muscle which sterilizes the brain after bothare sterilized the blood runs straight and because it runs staright the straight blood from your body goes in to the brain instead of brain blood man it,s the weightlifter dream the weider gift! later wolf2.
Sun Aug 17 '08 2:20:59 pm Set this message as last read

Guitarman77897
Matt S
WI
United States
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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I just watched Mythbusters and I can't believe it, Elephants are actually afraid of mice!, they took a little white mouse, hid it under some elephant dung, and when an elephant came near, they moved the dung and the mouse ran out, and the elephant backed off and went the other way. so they thought that the sudden movement of the dung scared the elephant, so they tested it, and moved just the dung NO mouse, the elephant walked right by it, so the tried the mouse again with two elephants, and both elephants saw it and backed off!!!! ELEPHANTS ARE ACTUALLY SCARED OF MICE!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!! >.<
Sun Aug 17 '08 2:54:25 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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.This is no lie man every single one of the female desk seargent like women that work at police headquarters at every ontario police station in ontario have schizophrenia they all require balance! for weider culamine weight lifter dream balance it,s the law i filled out my balance papers and pased the balance test at the opp station thats why we get along so goodthe weightlifter dream equals weightlifter dream women almost pill time girls later wolf2 right roseanne oh no not the pills allof them went to the same psychatric hospital as me later wolf2.
Sun Aug 17 '08 3:03:49 pm Set this message as last read

imad1990
Imad Issa
Sharjah,
UAE
Plays: Guitar (17 years)
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Hi there professor........I'LL TRY and make this short..............first i want you to know how true a fan i am sincerely , and how deeply influenced i am with your music .....it was my motivation to keep studying and eventually pass my exams succesfully .. may God bless you with more and more creativity and genius ... Now as for your new album it's brilliant especially for "come on baby" , "out of the sunrise" , "revelation" , "andalusia"(the acoustic part is beautiful and the way it slides towards metal) , and the rest of them...... but i would love if you could come up with songs like "speed of light" (the one that got me hooked with its opera effects) or "the extremist" (i wake up on this song everyday now i have it as my stereo alarm !!!!!) and more ballads please ....i'm sure u have them hidden somewhere screaming : LET ME OUT , LET ME OUT!!!!!............. and more songs like "made of tears" please .......... Oh and is it true that there are plans for a new project with Van Halen ? and if so will it halt your solo career???? ............. And do u think its good to start playing with an acoustic guitar and then move on to an electric , and where to start? (it's really expensive u know) ............oh and do you offer teaching guides or tutorials about playing a guitar the way it should be played???............. hope to hear from u soon ...........
Sun Aug 17 '08 5:51:05 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Austin, my daughter heard Summer Song in the background before I did. It was faint, and the crowd and everything was over top of it, so it sounded like it was playing in the venue and not over top with the announcer.

Did anyone else hear Summer Song when France won?

I have this song in my head now beacuse I started a sentence with "all I wanna know is". lol!

Does anyone else ever say something or hear something and yer brain immediately takes you to a song?

T-Bones, does it ever get easier? I had to unpack her food and put it in the fridge & freezer. I opened the freezer and had to put her food in around a a bottle of Jose Cuervo, and a big bottle of rum. I also had to move the little tray that makes penis shaped ice cubes. ffs! It IS college, isn't it :-/ The girl that has been living there by herself all summer... oh boy. lol! Either way, my kids are angels compared to the kid I was. All we can do is hope we've instilled enough good values in them and let them be who they're gonna be. They have a week before school starts and they have to buckle down a bit. I have the feeling it's gonna be a busy week.

Funny bit here -

My niece is having a baby soon. Her boyfriend is hellbent on naming him George, after a relative that recently passed. Middle name will be after baby daddy - Michael, so he will be George Michael lmao! My sis hates the name (I just think it's funny as hell). My sis said that when the baby is born, she will make up a name for him, and call him that instead of George (mainly to piss off baby daddy). I thought for a second and came up with the perfect name. We're going to call him...Ringo :-)

tankubettymush!

Sun Aug 17 '08 7:01:36 pm Set this message as last read

Mahavishnu
Brian Currier
Newberg, Oregon
US
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Hey !! Can we bring a camera into the WARFIELD DoTheStu or anyone thats in the know? Just planning....
Sun Aug 17 '08 7:29:23 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Brian, yep, u can....we're gonna be packed in there like sardines, so security is nowhere to be seen :) The stage is kinda tall, I'm 5 ft 5 in and have to kinda reach up to rest my arms on the stage. Unless they create a barrier in front of the stage for security to stand, we'll be right up against it. So far all the shows we've been to there haven't had any barrier. Click away!

Chelle honey....well....I don't wanna lie to you or sugar coat anything....and each person is different. Your daughter is away at college, whereas Chris is in a DD foster home, so that might affect things but....it is gut wrenching every single time I have to leave him there. That part doesn't get any easier, for me. I hope for you it does, because she is at school and working towards something in her life. So....maybe? But she's always gonna be yer baby that you worry about, no matter what.

Now...lets talk about those penis-shaped ice cubes and life's necessities u found in the freezer....when's the next party and am I invited? :D

LOL...it IS college life after all, and roommates....a whole brand new world fer E I'm thinkin :) She's a good girl honey, u and wavey did a great job...she'll be fine :) Momma might need somma what's in their freezer though, fer her nerves!!

Sun Aug 17 '08 7:57:05 pm Set this message as last read

tikimon

tampa, florida
usa
Plays: Guitar (56 years)
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finally got my saturator. i haven't been abvle to play it yet. monday i will give it the once over. i'll play it thru the carvin and the twin reverb. it will be hard to out do my proco rat. but we will see. later satchland.
Sun Aug 17 '08 8:15:37 pm Set this message as last read

dragon666
alex t.g
sherbrooke, quebec
canada
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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hi joe first i am sorry about my english because i am a 16 years old guy from quebec city. joe , i have a question for you, i wanna konw how do you make this wired sound on the beginning of the song i just wanna rock? i am not able to make it and i want to play it at my school talent show. i realy apreciate you can ansewer my question fast as you can tanks a lot joe alex
Sun Aug 17 '08 8:15:50 pm Set this message as last read

symphonyofnames
Gordie Murphy
Black Mountain, NC
United States of America
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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Back to college... meh. Almost that time for me.
Sun Aug 17 '08 8:24:15 pm Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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39 years ago this morning:

Jimi Hendrix - The Star-Spangled Banner at Woodstock


imad1990 - Joe is doing a project with Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony, not Van Halen. And I wouldn't be surprised to find out if this project means that Eddie will never play music with Satch ever, because of EVH's whole "you can't be in two bands at once" mindset that was his reasoning for kicking Mikey out of VH for playing solo shows with Sammy. That's rather immature, but unfortunately that's how EVH has been acting lately.

That's a bit off topic though. This new project is going to be very awesome.


Mahavishnu - Hi Brian. I've never been to the Warfield so I don't know how they do things there. I don't recall the searches/pat-downs at Satch shows ever being all that intense, though...I bet you can get a camera in with no problems. Definitely try. Worst case, if they make you take it back to your car we can save a spot for you inside.
cheese101 - How many times have you been to the Warfield? Who have you seen and when? I took a quite look at the tour archives and I'm guessing you saw Satch there on the Super Colossal tour...

...Austin...

Mon Aug 18 '08 1:24:42 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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dorphin means a grade 17 sighned he r through wolf2.
Mon Aug 18 '08 3:47:54 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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you want to know how I got schizophrenia? My cell At Kingston penitentiary for the self sentence thing, yeah it,s the only plate weightlifter cell in the place i get even more power from my weight,s now like no vibration,s go to my brain it,s a scope classification that cell does 11 thing,s too your brain it,s so that the power becomes even more fear like ferocious you see normally you would get vibraition that would square you with the 8 things it does to your brain and 23 things it does to your body as soon as they see you man thats where you go the only plate weightlifter cellbut thats what it is it,a a made kingston pen scope! more coffee later wolf2.
Mon Aug 18 '08 3:53:05 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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yeah Cindy girlfriend of mine wolf2owns bankbank gives wolf2 steak allowance wolf2 has so many steaks girls get steaks but you dont know anything about wolf2 get,s steak allowance oh man i cant eat another steak! and yeah mine are around 375 grams just under a 1lb too much meat with blood whole pound I like to eat all my veggies too hey sometimes i just buy them with my dissabilty but yeah you steak allowance at the bank their my rotax steaks it means im hungrey for steaks from my engine,s my mom believs that steaks should be puni six ouncers like resteraunts she use to almos a pound now I give steaks away to girlfriends that come here at night were all done with steaks now sneak you! later wolf2. so we dont tell wolf2 own,s bank! later wolf2 mom thinks dissabilty money steaks melissa was eating steak 6 times a day! later wolf2.today I have to go up north to my mom,s have to cut a padlock with my bolt cutter,s for her and help cut the grass if it doesnt rain later wolf2.
Mon Aug 18 '08 4:45:07 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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damn my eyes and ears..this forum has been corupted by WHAM!..oh hell...now i'll be hearing "jitterbug" all day..lol..
Mon Aug 18 '08 4:53:27 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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GNR's 'Democracy' To Be Retail Exclusive?
Negotiations are underway for Guns N' Roses' 14-years-in-the-making "Chinese Democracy" to come out as an exclusive at one of the big box retailers -- either Wal-Mart or Best Buy, Billboard has learned. Negotiations are also ongoing to have conventional record company distribution, another source says.
Mon Aug 18 '08 5:48:05 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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AC/DC'S BLACK ICE SET FOR RELEASE OCTOBER 20

August 18, 2008, New York, NY – Columbia Records announced today the October 20th release of AC/DC's widely-anticipated Black Ice, the band’s first studio album in eight years.

Black Ice features 15 new tracks from brothers Angus and Malcolm Young, Brian Johnson, Cliff Williams, and Phil Rudd. The album was produced by Brendan O’Brien at the Warehouse Studio in Vancouver, BC.

Rock 'N' Roll Train, the album’s first single, will debut on August 28th. The video will premiere in September. And the band is set to kick off its first world tour since 2001 in late October.

Black Ice will be sold in the U.S. exclusively at Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club retail locations at the special price of $11.88.

Online, the CD will be available with free shipping and handling via the band’s website, www.acdc.com. It will also be sold at Walmart.com and Samsclub.com.

Black Ice is currently available for pre-order at www.acdc.com and Walmart.com.

Track Listing (from WalMart):

1. Rock 'N Roll Train

2. Skies On Fire

3. Big Jack

4. Anything Goes

5. War Machine

6. Smash N Grab

7. Spoilin' For A Fight

8. Wheels

9. Decibel

10. Stormy May Day

11. She Likes Rock N Roll

12. Money Made

13. Rock N Roll Dream

14. Rocking All The Way

15. Black Ice.

Mon Aug 18 '08 5:49:37 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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michelle if you ever watched arrested development . there was a character named George micheal on there .. funny name at first , then you forget about the other one
Mon Aug 18 '08 6:17:10 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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i lvoe arrested development, watched every epirode it rocks, franklins the man
Mon Aug 18 '08 6:56:04 am Set this message as last read

Pip55
Phil W...
... from South West UK
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Hi all - this could be a long post (sorry) as it looks like I haven't been on for 3 weeks and there's at least 36 pages. Maybe I'm lucky and there's not too much to actually read - just someone posting the same thing 50,000 times ; b I knew it was a mistake to have a vacation LOL I was toying with a US show after mum offered to pay for the trip... and it sounds like there'll be a great bunch of T2Jer's to meet. But if it means too many posts to catch up with maybe not.... ha ha. Does depend on a work thing really though (I think Mum got carried away in the moment as I let her have my aftershow - !? - so not actually expecting her to cough up for that)


Joe - I hear there's another pedal in the wings (friend of mine read it but can't direct me to where) - can you comment?

Webmaster - yeehah, I figured it was an MS patch or an update from someone that caused the chat problem. Thanks for sorting! As for the review, the back button would have been my friend, but I managed to lose it anyway. It's no the biggest problem in the universe, I just thought I'd mention it in case you could code in something to stop that in future.

Do The Stu - so, what are your ratings for X Files 2 and Batman 2 (or is it 6)? I have to catch up with these (was kinda hoping I might get one or the other on the plane during vacation). I am assuming Batman is stunning yet tinged with sadness (rather like the Crow was)?

Also, did you explain the "seeing" Joe thing as I think I missed it... and did I win the prize for earliest Joe show? And what was the prize - free in and out (not inclusive of purchase of air travel) LMAO?

Cheese - yep, it was the email I was teasing you about. I've got one from you so I'll check it out soon. Watched Saw 4 this morning. Usual deal, and watchable and yep, wide open for no 5. I also watched something called Mr Brooks. Hadn't heard anything about it but its Costner, Demi Moore and kinda cool murder/thriller effort... anyways, nice find on that Joe & ZZ vid. He's so cool, always carries a sharpie.... they should have Joe in their ads, not Mr Beckham

Michelle - Happy Birthday for a few days ago. How was it?

Blue Moon - have you done any more vids? You mentioned some 8 part harmony monster.... as for Crushing Day, no I'm not insane, I think you're up to the job. By the way, I waved to ya on Friday from several thousand feet up but nothing back....

Cosmic Ape - that's funny! Crushing Day goes fine for me... right up to the part where you need to sit down LOL As for miss teen america thing, that's the first I'd seen of it (soz)

maritime - ha, see - I knew you were a bodybuilder, just not using the conventional set of weights. That sounds like a cool line of work, you must enjoy it a lot

Hybes - if the Paris set list was the same as the rest of europe I guess the set list matches that of several of the later ones posted for the UK leg onwards. I did one around 17-19 May if that helps

Igneousiceman - yep, I totally agree on Armstrong and I miss having someone like him to watch during the Tour. Regarding the HP laptop, depending on which version of Vista you'll probably find yourself with a bunch of worse problems than the XPSP3 reboot LOL

Revan2008 - are you going to check out Extreme on tour later this year? Pretty sure they're heading to Newport, seen them there a couple of times, they were gr8

Roo - congrats on the JSBDG. I'm planning on getting one... but doing it the Joe (plus silver sharpie) way as it'll save a few quids. The BD that Joe has been using in Aus is I would assume the one he's had for the Europe leg, so isn't that his (89) original or did that get pinched? If that's in the stolen list I'd say it's a 1000BP with fresh scribbles - perhaps it's BD2? What other JS's have you got and would you mind emailing me a pic of your JS3 (I'm always interested in how different they came out)?

Edited Tue Aug 19 '08 4:18 am

Mon Aug 18 '08 6:57:25 am Set this message as last read

Pip55
Phil W...
... from South West UK
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NJBeast - I asked Joe about the andalusia riff and Cheese (I think) asked him about it on his last rockline (and I missed it - darn). He described it as weird but cool

Clarky - so sorry to hear that. Thoughts & wishes to you and Maria's loved ones

Keniko - I had the same thought about Joe with ZZ in that vid. Looks to me like they were enjoying some private time and Joe sent him off to keep it private, great Dad that he is.

Ok, that's me all typed out. Have a great day everyone

Mon Aug 18 '08 6:57:36 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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the last RHCP album mix is so perfect its ridiculous, its done awfully well

And yeah I was playing that song today 2 mins ago actually, ive a gig next week im practicing for Kinda put that song on the shelf its an Explosions in the sky song - your hand in mine, its a very pretty song

Here's my new youtube, the last one got disabled for some reason... and Here's that song I'm on about


I was jaming yesterday with new bassist and guitarist to fill in for that show, went well, only took about 4 or 5 hours to get 5 songs down
Mon Aug 18 '08 7:22:03 am Set this message as last read

Judhit
Judhitya Tanvikara
Bojonegoro, East Java
Indonesia
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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Hi Mr. Joe, my name's judhit. I'm one of your big-fans ofthe world :). I'm from Indonesia, and I think you're the greatest musician I've ever known. God bless you Joe!
Mon Aug 18 '08 7:48:51 am Set this message as last read

njbeast
David Wren
Manchester,
UK
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Hey Peeps,

Do The Stu…. Yeah I noticed a while back myself but forgot about it until I listened to it again the other day, As I have not been on here for a while I have just not had chance to mention it…..

Joe Satrini…. Cool, Yeah its one of the many things I forgot to ask him about on the tour… I forgot to ask him a lot on that tour. I guess I was just so taken back by listening to Joe give me advise on my music….. “Well wouldn’t anybody be”…

Ok Joe…. Come on…. When’s the next album due out…….lol…… only joking…..

I’m sure there should be some G3 info for next year soon though…….

Vai doesn’t look like he has much on at the mo……

Ooopps Boss is watching me…. Back to the grindstone…..

Take Care, Dave x

Mon Aug 18 '08 7:49:52 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Good Morning Satchland........How Is Everyone?

Well, I played my first gig with Max Cady Band Sat. night and it was steller. I"ve never had so much fun playing out in my life. It was a small biker bar in the next town from me(Villa Park,IL.) There was a little over hundred peeps there and we Rocked. I loved it. Max Cady Band

Mari......Good to see you postin' again and I'm happy for you and your spouse. God Bless you both.

michelle.....I don't post fur a while and you go and have a birfday on me.....lol.... HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY !!!!! Always hugs for you.

alan.....Congrats on makin' the trip across the pond. We're happy to have ya....Take Care.....

onon.....How are you? Everythings fine on my end. We'll be recording a demo soon and one of the song will be "I know a Little" I think it was you askin' about it. When it's done I'll email you a copy and we'll most likely upload it to our my space site. Take Care.....

Mon Aug 18 '08 8:55:42 am Set this message as last read
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