Donkey Hotay
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Cat and dog lovers?
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favourite thing!
6:00 PM - Oooh, Bath . Bummer.
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary. ..
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................
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Mon Sep 22 '08 11:30:40 am
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Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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Satriella - Thanks for stopping by...it's always good to hear from you. I'm glad life is getting better for you... :-)
mikesb - That's pretty neat...and it looks SO obvious after the fact, but of course before then you're watching it and thinking "What the...?"...
Listening to: Garbage - Bleed Like Me (current song: It's All Over But The Crying)
...Austin...
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Mon Sep 22 '08 12:13:04 pm
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Sixnickells
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Hey Satch, or should I say Professor Satchafunkilus? I like it man...
Love the new work! I am totally geeked that you are coming back around our parts (Nevada).
I wanted to bring my 17 year old son to your show in Vegas but they won't let him in since he's not 21. But we're not giving up so easily.
So we are going to drive up to Reno and see you there for his birthday even though the show will be on the day after his 17th birthday.
Just wait until I show him the tickets...10th row...he will be totally geeked too.
Can't wait to see you there. You won't miss us, we'll be the Dad Geek and Kid Geek in Sec D, row 10, seats 5 & 6.
Not sure if you are planning to play many or any favorites off of any older stuff but Flying in a Blue Dream, One Robot's Dream and Time Machine are some of ours...
Forever amazed bruh...
Sixnickells......
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Mon Sep 22 '08 1:39:02 pm
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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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mariSRV:I,ll be there hon!
Al:If y come t Barca i,ll bring the ambulance t pick y up with lots o girlies with oflay lurfly boobies
mikesb:cool but i got t say, if i had a chance, i,d kick the dude square in the nuts, just for entertainment purposes of course lmao
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Mon Sep 22 '08 1:42:09 pm
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ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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Satriella
Nice to hear things are going superb.
The only thing I regret is reading from you less often. But I resign myself to it if your time is properly invested, like it looks to be.
Congrats !
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Mon Sep 22 '08 1:48:17 pm
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venenga
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im a 24 year old engeneering student and i play guitar and drums...i was wondering does any anybody know how to get a eric johnson type sound out of an 5150 amp??? i have tried everthing under the market but i still seem to ge a muddy tone.....is there an advenced guitar student that could help me please...or m.r Sartiani if you take intrest in my wonderings i know you have torued with eric...can you give me any insite as how to acheve this with a decient amount of volume?? the pedials i am using are an boss ds1 and a tube screemer..
thank you for your replly's...adn god bless.
joe v
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Mon Sep 22 '08 2:55:14 pm
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fozzy_fiend
Justin Fischer
Regina, Sask
Canada
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Hey all, First time poster but a buddy and I are driving from Regina Sask to Edmonton for the Oct 4th show. We have the club joe package too. I was wondering how many people actually want to pay $300 to see Joe, i didnt think it would be alot, but might be mistaken. Im hoping its a packed house but really want to be on the stage for the encore. Ive NEVER seen Joe before and am super stoked! seen some of his dvds and am salavating counting down the days! Anyone have any info for a live satch first timer?
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Mon Sep 22 '08 3:00:25 pm
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Jekyll77
Jamie Lund
Macungie, PA
USA
Plays: Keyboards (35 years)
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Hey Joe,
I'm engaged and set to be married next October (10-2-09). I love your music, and i'm wondering what the price would be to have you play our wedding. Not looking for a whole set, just a couple of songs. Food and beer will be plentiful.... I just can't picture a better song to have our first dance to then "Love Thing"....
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Mon Sep 22 '08 3:14:41 pm
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wolf2
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..Look out! 3 little marschin,s and their wearing kingston penitentiary correctional officer uniform,s theise marschins are girls did they come to take me ? oh no hellllpp! helppp! I seen a crazy thinker today it,s one of my cop chic,s she want,s to be my wife right but instead of kingston penitentiary with my wives I made her opp desk seargent oh oh ! Another crazy thinker hey if their was only some way I could work at kingston penietentiary other crazy thinker you cant those are his wive,s man but he realy loves them I want to be them look out marschins attacking crazy cop chic wives oh well later wolf2 the pen chic are my legal wive,s I make a few opp wives couple good one,s most are kingston penitentiary they realy aint allowed to have sex tested all the time more then the cop chics same test wife test be good! later wolf2.
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Mon Sep 22 '08 4:39:29 pm
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tikimon
tampa, florida
usa
Plays: Guitar (56 years)
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cheese101, thanks for the club joe info. i have my tic but didn't receive anything else.
dts, i lurk alot and post every so often.
guitarman: i love my satuchurator. it sounds great on my strat or jem, and either through my twin reverb or legacy amp. sorry you can't play it till christmas.
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Mon Sep 22 '08 7:55:59 pm
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lazermario
Cainan Beam
Burnsville, NC
USA
Plays: Keyboards (34 years)
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Joe Satriani : Hi again. I hope you've been having a good time on tour (either you're a great faker or you have been, judging from the podcasts). As things stand, I should be coming to the show in Durham, NC on Oct 25. If not, hopefully I'll make it down to Atlanta, GA on the 26th.
mikesb : LOL! "Get 'em to tune it at the pawn shop before ya leave." and "Ya gotta get one o'them Effex pedals..." HAHAHA, that's great.
Everyone Else: Best wishes to all. I've been busy from April up until now... not touring other continents or anything, but busy nonetheless, so *IF* anybody besides Do the Stu messaged me and I missed it, sorry. L8r.
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Mon Sep 22 '08 10:37:59 pm
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wolf2
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Holy fouck man!!What the hell did Ido last night,I know the girlfriend part doing it pleasing her but the ARMYwas on my deck when I woke up no shit,around the back by my pati door,sthis dude was foucking big dude man fortunately not big enough he left but it was deffinetly the army sometimes they send their strong guy,s to see if their strong enough without gun,s because they dont want me to get ahold of the gun it was either the army or guerrila rebel,s from other country could have been one of my guerrilla sometimes other country like guatemalla freetown place like that belgium Ithink use me for night training guerillas so if you see this guerrilla rebel out their he wont hurt you he just learning more coffe could have been the army though but most likely guerrila rebels in training he doesnt make a sound until he leaves later wolf2.
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Tue Sep 23 '08 4:18:54 am
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hybes
Mark Hybers
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Mikesb - Thanks for the instructional video. I laughed so hard I was actually crying. My kids thought something was wrong. That guy missed his calling!!
Cheese - Thanks for the tip. I actually did not know that you could order it from GC because it said it wasn't available yet. I am going to give it a shot today. BTW, how do you like yours? Is it everything you hoped for? Are you going to order Vai's Jemini?
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Tue Sep 23 '08 5:30:12 am
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Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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mikesb: pblol! Love that...=D (that was 'pant busting laugh out loud' in case you wondered...) and great vid btw!
Very spooky ninja cat I must say...
Listening to: Death and All His Friends by Coldplay
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