wolf2
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,,,For those of you that are wondering? The guy wearing al capone gangster black witha bulletproof vest with a collar on it is Bill mackie.He run`s kinsgton penitentiary for me hes always here right every chic sees hime hes the reason for the terminated never again special diet the special diet termination thing We didnt kill her like i did to the ministry of transportation i get cut off the whole place dies! anyways kinston pen the dissabilty is from my sterngth they do what their told the special diet thing was classified as a handout.so Kinsgton pen said they wouldnt handle my mail anymore custom etc wouldnt beable to receive parcels or mail from the states the correctional officers that carry my mail is done on the basis of me killing them like 1/4 or half punch blowing them apart thats what mackie said kingston handles the orders for when i go over too but their cant be no handout shit so he said start it cancel it by ordering them how by mail and everythings fine like i still woill get the pwowner of kingston pens meals if i have to go their whic is ny striploin steaks Nothing if i take the special diet money .So thats that! Hey arnold total recall!! later wolf2.
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Donkey Hotay
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wolf, and this is categoric, I was NOT wondering....
But have you ever thought about compiling a tome of your musings over the years and publishing them as "Wolf Scat"???????
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Wed Jul 28 '10 7:03:44 pm
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Richie Lee
Richard Ghione Santa Clara, CA USA
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Hi Joe,
Do you remember a garage band called John Miller and The Eleven Meter Band in 1985. I played drums and tried to sing. and a very young Joe Satriani played a brown(wood) flying V guitar. I swear that was you and I have pictures!!
Thanks,
Rich Ghione
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michelle
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Neil Young guitarist Ben Keith dies at 73
July 28, 2010, 4:31 PM EST
Neil Young's longtime steel guitarist, Ben Keith, has died at age 73.
Keith played alongside the rocker for close to 40 years and performed on such Young classics as "Heart of Gold" and "Old Man."
Young acknowledged Keith's passing onstage during a show in Winnipeg, Canada, on Monday night, stating, "This is for Ben Keith. His spirit will live on." The rock legend then performed an emotionally charged rendition of "Old Man."
Before Keith became Young's sideman, the multi-instrumentalist was a member of Nashville's A-Team, a collective of the city's top session musicians who performed on country classics sung by the likes of Johnny Cash and Patsy Cline.
Keith first met Young when he was drafted into the rocker's band for an appearance on "The Johnny Cash Show," according to RollingStone.com.
He last performed with Young at the rocker's annual Bridge School Benefit in October.
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Dan Choe NJ USA Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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Hello everybody. does anyone know what effects and pedals were used for the song The Souls of Distortion?? its personally my fav song but havent found the right effects for it =/ thanks!
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Wed Jul 28 '10 11:10:50 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Hymn #365
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'"
Smile, life is too short not to! If this brightened your day.
Don't let it stop here.
Pass it on with a smile.
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river
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Thu Jul 29 '10 7:10:42 am
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TheHawkGuy
Danny California USA
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Joe Satriani, just wondering if you ever thought about making a dvd on chickenfoot for next year tour, you think that will happen once chickenfoot launches a new cd for next year?
TheHawkGuy
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Thu Jul 29 '10 9:37:39 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Grampy Steve
If the first glass of wine is good, whatever comes next really doesn't matter.
I have attended parties, where when you arrive are given a nice glass of wine (top shelf stuff - bottles are out). But when you receive a re-fill, it comes from a carafe.
The carafe is filled from BOX O WINE.
No one can tell - but I can now, since I have friends on the inside.
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Thu Jul 29 '10 12:18:23 pm
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michelle
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This week at work there have been big semi trucks and box trucks parked in a roped off area at the bottom of the employee parking lot. We were all like wtf is going on? Turns out this morning when I went into work, the Extreme Home Makeover bus was in between the trucks! I was running late like always, but I took notice to a lot of construction type guys and a bunch of activity at the trucks. I did get a glimpse of something with colors parked behind the one truck, but I had to bounce before I was late. I found out that the thing with colors was the bus when I got into work. Even better yet, the family that's getting the makeover - the guy who passed away, Andy, was a client of my sisters. Everyone was so gutted when we heard the story of what happened to Andy and his wife and daughter, so this is a very happy day :-)
Originally Published: 7/29/2010 12:17:00 PM
Tilden widow to have house renovated by 'Extreme Makeover'
A Tilden Township woman whose husband died just nine hours before she gave birth to their first child will have her house renovated courtesy of "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition."
Host Ty Pennington and the design team surprised Trisha Urban and her daughter, Cora, 1, this morning at a carnival at the Cochranville Fire Company in Chester County, media spokesman Jeff Woytovich said shortly after noon.
Urban had received a raffle ticket during the carnival. When her raffle number was selected, she went onto stage and the Extreme Makeover bus pulled up, Woytovich said.
The raffle ticket was all planned, he said.
"We all ran up on stage, and the rest of build team ran up to stage," he said. "Ty was talking to Trisha and Cora, and her mother and sister."
Urban's husband, Andrew, died on Feb. 5, 2009 - nearly nine hours before she gave birth to the couple's first child, Cora Catherine, now 1.
Before they planned to leave for the hospital, Andrew stepped outside to feed the family's goats, horses and other animals.
When he didn't return, Trisha, found him outside, collapsed near the front gate.
She called 9-1-1. Both were taken to Reading Hospital.
Andrew, also know as Andy, had a congenital heart defect and was pronounced dead of heart attack at 12:53 p.m.
Trisha gave birth eight hours and 26 minutes later.
The couple had plans to renovate their 18 century log home on Hex Highway, which was unsafe for a child.
The basement was moldy. Electrical outlets hung off the walls. Holes were plugged with foam.
Developers who said they would remodel the home for free later pulled out because of the economy.
Renovations will begin Friday and continue through Aug. 6. The ABC Network, which airs the reality-TV show, will send Urban and her daughter on vacation while the work is being done. They'll return home for the "big reveal" once renovations are completed.
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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The economy is so bad that:
. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
. My ATM gave me an IOU!
. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
. A picture is now only worth 200 words.
. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!
And, finally...
. I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...
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wolf2
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...That Is Joe! ,Do you remeber back on might have been the luminous flesh giants tour man at the government in toronto.When I asked does this do anything from the audience You said theirs agrim reeper and an envelope .This moring man I went to the washroom too a whiz was just leaveing and seen that shit guy!. Later their was abig blown up grim reeper looked sort of like you with long hair man then just now I felt agown and the sword sythyi thing touch my neck man .Like what the fuck.Yo guy what does all this mean man the dissabilty thing right? you your,s joe my friend.This moring man my urine stunk soo bad i couldnt breath! I dont know whats doing it I may have used the formula mach 1 manual on the ATK agin possibly! shot 3 dissabilty employees to death this moring hey 20 bucks is 20 bucks their not immune to shit my brains been chewed today Im real sick man anyways cigartete time later wolfinator.
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cheese101
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LOL Borlos, I love the "swagger" Joe has in yer WWE video, that's hilarious!! I tweeted him the link so maybe he can check it out and see what you did, lol!! That's great!
Alan Mckenna, u so funneh...T2 was lookin fer UUUUUU....nice take on the theme song, Arnold would be so proud :D
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