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Mikey D in da house Satch = ZEN Land Of The Rising Sun Plays: Guitar
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rCeUdTuHx: No worries bro, it's all good..just gotta remember that some peeps around the net can't differentiate between seriousness and a joke. Btw, the only thing about you that ruffles my feathers is spelling your name, lol ;-)
Skippygirl: That's great news about your friend Neil! Sounds like that will be a good fix as the bad leftover tonsil will be removed :-)
Satriella: Would love to see what the guitar theme wedding felt like..congrats again! :-)
Evil Pennsylvania for G3!!!! ;-)!
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Wed Jun 22 '11 6:59:27 am
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Satriella
Satriella Walker Sudbury, Suffolk United Kingdom
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A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach one day when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, God said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
God replied, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand
women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help and how I
can make a woman truly happy.'
God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Wed Jun 22 '11 8:24:32 am
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Satriella
Satriella Walker Sudbury, Suffolk United Kingdom
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PONDERISMS
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing..
Have you noticed since everyone has a mobile phone that takes pictures these days no one talks about seeing UFOs and Ghosts like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism..
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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Wed Jun 22 '11 8:29:23 am
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Two Shay
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Thanks Deb, Mikey and JS black dawg, I took my daughter home this evening. She doesn't look so good but the bleeding has stopped and she will be 35 weeks down the road on friday.
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Wed Jun 22 '11 2:07:51 pm
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Ibanezplyr
Randell Mulligan Dublin, CA USA Plays: Guitar (50 years)
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Satriella: Congrats! we may need to say that to Kayla soon..... Love your ponderizms.....there is a cure for every disease on earth....death. Sorry to hear about Leslie West's leg.....My older bro too soon. Prayers for all! Thanks to JOE and STEVE for the benefit concert....cool. Steven Wilde says "Hi" to everyone. He sure misses you all. One day we'll get him a laptop again so'os he can communicate. Things are really tight $ wise right now because of a problem with Steven's Dad in Yountville. They'll fix it soon then we'll see about the comp. Check out Featured on Fridays band at thier dot com addy. You'll love the tone!
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Wed Jun 22 '11 3:05:10 pm
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna Dublin Ireland Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Ohh haai, hey thx for the bday messages here and on facebook, <3
had a good day, spent some time out with the fam for a meal, friends came over for a few beers, not a bad day for a wednesday either!
20 mins left... might as well finish this beer!
and if i live to 100, ill buy you all an ice cream
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Wed Jun 22 '11 3:41:23 pm
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rCeUdTuHx
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michelle
Hey CUTH, it's been a while.
Indeed it has....too long
slanshroom,
Death Cube K,
ovation1,
cheese101,
mikesb,
Blue_Moon,
Do The Stu,
and, of course, michelle
I hope all is well with y'all, and I'll be seeing you around from time to time.
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Wed Jun 22 '11 6:14:08 pm
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rCeUdTuHx
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Cube - it's about g.d. time I can say this to you ~ HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! I just hope the kid grows up to look like his mother ;-) j/k hon. lol!
I just happened to see that after my last post.
Holy freakin' crap, Qbert! Congratulations, and welcome to the club!
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Wed Jun 22 '11 6:15:53 pm
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BigZee
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Hi Joe, im BigZee from papua New Guinea and I'd like to say that your music is very cool to listen to. I've seen your videos on youtube, and decided to join the club! To all JS fans, i just wanna say: wazzzap y'all! Cheers, BigZee...
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Wed Jun 22 '11 7:02:47 pm
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Arian315
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Hey guys,
I've seen so many Joe Satriani interviews and his knowledge of theory is so amazing. There are no guitar teachers in my area atm, so does anybody know a good all encompassing music theory book to buy? Definitely want to brush up
Thanks
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Thu Jun 23 '11 1:26:41 am
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