tee hee hee....seems like I got competition...
Ibanez_god - Rabbit...er..Wabbit...snake....LOL
Maritime - Bedridden...cringeworthy yet funny at the same time hehe
Tuesdayschild - hope your mum laughs!
Skippygirl - hung out to dry....LOL
Wonder if they are cheering Joe Satriani up?
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I've learned that... the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
I've learned that... when you're in love, it shows.
I've learned that... just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.
I've learned that... having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
I've learned that... being kind is more important than being right.
I've learned that... you should never say no to a gift from a child.
I've learned that... opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
I've learned that... when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
I've learned that... one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
I've learned that... a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
I've learned that... I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.
I've learned that... when your newly born child holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.
I've learned that... everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
I've learned that... it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.
I've learned that... the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, "Fred, how'd that pig get a wooden leg?"
"Well Michael, that's a mighty special pig! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the woods. That pig there came a runnin', went after that boar and chased him away. Saved my life!"
"And the boar tore up his leg?"
"No he was fine after that. But a bit later we had that fire. Started in the shed up against the barn. Well, that ole pig started squealin' like he was stuck, woke us up, and 'fore we got out here, the darn thing had herded the other animals out of the barn and saved 'em all!"
"So that's when he hurt his leg, huh, Fred?"
"No, Michael. He was a might winded, though. When my tractor hit a rock and rolled down the hill into the pond I was knocked clean out. When I came to, that pig had dove into the pond and dragged me out 'fore I drowned. Sure did save my life."
"And that was when he hurt his leg?"
"Oh no, he was fine. Cleaned him up, too."
"OK, Fred. So just tell me. How did he get the wooden leg?"
"Well", the farmer tells him, "A pig like that, you don't want to eat all at once."
Hugs Satriella xx