Two Shay
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family , so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her theWorking Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds tha t the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while theGovernment is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.
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Thu Oct 16 '08 12:34:53 pm
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Donkey Hotay
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Anybody out there think Guy Ritchie might be able to make a decent movie again now??????? LS&SB did not grab me but Snatch was pretty cool.....Of course EVERYTHING since ,swill pretty much.
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Thu Oct 16 '08 12:55:20 pm
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Mikesb n Cappy: would bring tears t a glass eye.My sisters man is just back from mid east service, long may he stay home!
mikesb:F Marino...Now that would be a man that knows which way the shit is shovelin
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Thu Oct 16 '08 12:58:52 pm
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andy of uk
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I have enjoyed the you tube vids of Focus/ jan akkerman , Have the album can't stand the noise. Can't play it , it's vinul?? Just got it from the attick. Pietons could one to do. No shred but sure joe would like it.
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Thu Oct 16 '08 2:46:06 pm
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Pip55
Phil W... ... from South West UK Pip55 on twitter Plays: Guitar
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Hey all, anyone else seen Dog Soldiers? He he, good horror on a budget!
ibanezguitars - I'm sure you'll find that sponsor moves are more related to the corporate deal they'll get. Vodafone were originally Ferrari (before McLaren) for example and none of the drivers came over with them. Interesting all the same though
Out of the Setlist - that's a shame about the tour tracks then, specifically Cryin and Oots disappearing. I thought the setlist as we got it was amazing. Still, you get Stu but lose a couple of tracks so I guess that's balance?
I'll give you $10 for a signed copy of 'creations' LMAO. I missed a bootleg too, and that went for £50
Philthemetalhead - couldn't agree more about Saw, but guess I'll catch it on DVD sometime in the future
Igneousiceman - I'm a big Lewis fan, but he still needs to calm down a bit. Last year he lost it pretty much on a team mistake but at this rate (with the organisational opposition he has against him) he's going to throw it away on his own. Things is the FIA have been getting away with this kind of nonsense for ages so I don't see it stopping any time soon. Something I just found out "Last year, permanent steward Tony-Scott Andrews stood down from his position at the end of the season. That led to a restructuring of the organisation, with FIA president Max Mosley's representative Alan Donnelly providing a permanent advisory function to the three stewards appointed at each event."
Yep, that's a Max Mosley (Ron Dennis Hater) hit squad!
I would imagine though (after this year) that a dedicated group of stewards (of ex drivers surely!?) will be part of the circus for 2009. Fingers crossed once again for this weekend.
Guitar programme was good wasn't it, enjoyed the Robert Johnson stuff. Have you seen the movie Crossroads?
Plus how fitting that Dave Gilmour owns a 54' Fender Strat with serial 00001
Roo - interesting about the BDG. So, what are the scribbles on the components done with? I have a very old BDG clone that I use paint pens on and that stuck for good.
Maybe you have a good luthier over there who would do it an take care of the guitar as much as you do? Or get Gary Brawer to do it : )
If you ever get a chance it would be great to hear that tone comparison. Pencil it in for 09 LOL Thanks for sharing your thoughts on them
Blue Moon - "to me, to you, to me....." freaky picture
SkippyGirl - I know, crazy price huh, for 4 tracks. It's not in my collection though so I did think about it : )
Nite all... exhausted
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Thu Oct 16 '08 3:47:17 pm
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hybes
Mark Hybers Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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This should make everyone forget about politics for a few minutes.
Follow the link:
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=106912
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Thu Oct 16 '08 3:50:18 pm
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lorenzo001
loren rosenberg glenview, Illinois U.S.A. Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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CAPPY- thats classic! funny as shit, but so true.
Michelle-Are we still friends. heres one for u. Little Feat rocks. check this out. http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=wRSDzG5oOgc&feature=related
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Thu Oct 16 '08 4:07:04 pm
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cheese101
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Joe, love the new Revelation video you put up for us from your gig in Paris....a sneak preview of the new dvd eh?
Check out the link on the homepage folks.....thanks webmaster....
and thanks Joe :) Hope you're having fun out there.
Oh...also found "Talk to Me" on youtube from Joe's first EP....
here
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Thu Oct 16 '08 4:32:54 pm
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Glitz Man
Grant Stieglitz Fort Wayne, Indiana USA
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Hey everyone:
Another day of hard hospitality work (13 hours). Now I got to take of care of a couple of things: Writing this, checking mail/e-mail, pick up a birthday gift for one of my best friend's sons, etc. One good thing today is that I found out that I passed my TIPS On Premise Certificaiton Exam.
Out of the Selitst: Very sorry to hear about those wildfires. I still cannot believe that those fires are still going out there. When are they ever going to stop? Glad to hear that you got over the cold. Stay healthy bro. I'm trying to stay healthy myself for upcoming race Sunday and next Sunday.
The weather here in Indiana has gone a little wacko. We get record high temps and then all of a sudden, the temperatures drop like another 20 degrees. First it gets cold, then it gets warm, and then gets cool.
js1200js1000: Did you say that you have about every shirt? If so, that is amazing. I thought getting a couple of Satriani shirts. Did you buy anything yet?
ZuperDave: I am so sorry to hear about you being laid off. I feel so bad for you and for your family. Hang in there man and I am praying for you and your family. Hate to see you sell that copy man. Do your best to stay strong and positive man.
Joe Satrini: Hi there. Yes, Additional Creations is starting to go up more (in price).
Well, I gotta run. I got to get all of my other errands done and get ready for another day of work. See ya everyone!!!
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Thu Oct 16 '08 5:48:57 pm
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michelle
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mikesb, I could kiss ya smack on the lips for that political post! I've been saying the McPalin campaign has been using fear based tactics all along. The problem is, there are a LOT of people who eat up that sh*t with a spoon and believe every word of it. Two things I detest are fear based politics, and fear based religion. Your post nailed it.
As for the oldest/youngest on t2j, I turned 44 this year, so I'm on the high numbers side. I think I was 33 when I got here. lol!
lorenzo, I know it's not what the guy makes. It was the line McCain said about "Why would you want to do that to anyone, anyone in America, when we have such a tough time?" Like $250,000 a year is poverty level. The McCains are so feckin rich they are clueless to the struggle most people are going through - American or otherwise. I think everyone needs to pay their fair share. Right now, the middle class are taking the brunt of it. Try sending a kid to college. The rich can afford it, the poor have it paid for, but the middle class - well, unless your kid gets in on scholarships, your pretty much screwed. Still friends - vid back at ya
and p.s. -Dave Weiner got the flu. Stop by his site and drop him a get well email. Let him know you're from Satriani.com ;-)
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Thu Oct 16 '08 6:07:07 pm
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McDave
Cook, MN
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Cappy Steve...Glitz Man....thanks for the kind words. I know there are people out there who are far worse off than me, so I have the attitude that things will have a way of working out.
By the way....I'm 39. I know damn well I'm not the oldest...lol !!
Michelle....We the people have been supporting the McCain family's for I think 3 generations? You're right...he does'nt have a clue.
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Thu Oct 16 '08 6:10:05 pm
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michelle
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Retirement Plan
Investment Tip
If you had purchased $1000.00 of
Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50
left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00
left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air
Lines stock you would have $49..00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines,
you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00
worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in
the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
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Thu Oct 16 '08 7:36:50 pm
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lawl
Mike Plays: Guitar (17 years)
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hey guys just got back from the concert in Toronto :D
it was great, ill add the set list tomorrow if i can recall it
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Thu Oct 16 '08 8:09:29 pm
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Skippygirl
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Sulldog and Lawl - come on you have to give us more than that!!!!!!! How was it, what was great, what did you see, how was the crowd??????
ZuperDave - hang in there, you'll be right, something will happen. Alot of layoffs in Australia too, hope everyone can get through this bad patch.
And I know I'm not the oldest, in fact alot of people my age (40's).
My hubby and a group of his mates called "The Full Monties" is doing the Melbourne "round the bay in a day" bike ride this Sunday -250km. There will be lots of sore botties and massages all round.
Listening....La Grange, G3 Tokyo what a ripper of a performance
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cube>i,m i right in saying you have Guitar Rig 2 & Suspension is your fav Jeff Beck track? i,ve been messing with GR2 last night,knocking off the amp & speak sims & added the spring reverb turned up the bass/time t full with the reverb half & F strat out o phase neck mid....absolutely stunning!!
Zen:Kept on meaning t ask hows the knee?
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Ajoten
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Just heard Surfing... for the first time through quality speakers. Never appreciated what an ace tone Joe has on the bass. As a bass player myself, I want to know what that setup was.
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Fri Oct 17 '08 1:41:29 am
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wolf2
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...Hey that Donny petersen is screwed up man,well he,s in the jail lingular hell,sangel,s that goe,s to jail!.Like year,s like I am american hell,s angel,s right the strongest donny is like lost man he keep,s getting big with no strength like evryone in u.sconlin hell,s angel,s look,s exactly like me well my hair is big right their,s is long but are body,sare virtualy the same now i do have my own biker chic,s with me here in Canada not too far away from me one is valerie,s hell,s angel,s canada chic,s the one you seen killing cop,s that day the other one is Lisa and plus well I take care of my woman too Alana cameron work,s at the wolf radio station I own sometime,s she break,s the law hey man and focuking kill,s the cop,s when the try to arrest her then I take care of it year,s ago donny not knoing that I am in the hell,s angel,s that dont go to jail asked me if I wanted to be a biker hey man I said to him nope cant do it man I will think about it I am not about to sacrifice myself right man I dont know sometime,s I take care of donny when he break,s the law hey whic is quite frequently their is this one chic man canadian hell,s angel,s she is she showed up and we done it hey man I had sex with her this one I could transform into one of us I can tell from haveing sex with her like their president the ma buschey dude in prison my actual hell,s angel,s is stronger then ever anywa,s and you dont have to ride their,s no force evic in my guy,s later wolf2 more coffee wolf2.
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