It's quiet here...what's wrong with everyone? ;-)

The Rise of Puns

1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.

When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

21. A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Zinc

gotta love those kinda jokes. i just got through with about 90 minutes of playing the js1200 on my legacy and twin reverb amps. holy moly. when i compare it to the jem7v they are very similar but somehow just different enough to be able to hear the suble difference in nuances. the main noticeable diff is the jem has the middle pickup and 5 position switch so i can get some single coil strat like sounds. mmmm i love it. can't decide which will be the daily driver so i won't and just play them both. i am very happy with the 1200 and will be more so when i get the joe personal touch.

my favorite stones in no particular order, beggars banquet, sticky fingers, exile on main street, its only rock n roll. hmmm that turned out to be in chronological order i think

don't know if you like zakk wylde but check these out.

zakk lesson

woooowhoooooo my 1st triple post!!!!!!!

Finally :

The Cursed B (1939/1988)

if some interested, i just tried to catch the tortured & haunted ghost.

and some john 5

john5

mikesb,

Sorry to hear Peter Green and Santana don't do anything for you.

I like listening to Santana at least once a week. I have been listening to his music since 1970.

Cappy--My Steve is hiding and I can't get through to him! He won't come out even when I put on his favorite music CDs!! Please help!

u've officially graduated...

you ain't a lil ho no mo

you's a BIG HO!

I need to leave for work in a minute, but two quick things:

Check out Dave Weiner's new Riff Of The Week:

http://www.youtube.com/user/DAVEWEINER

His new album will be nearly 80 minutes long...awesome! But listen to this week's ROTW...he plays part of a really cool acoustic piece from the album. The song starts at about 4:00, I think it is...

"According to Billboard.com, interested fans are being asked to visit DrPepper.com on November 23, the day "Chinese Democracy" is released in the U.S. exclusively via Best Buy. After registering online, fans will receive a coupon redeemable for a 20-oz. Dr Pepper wherever the drink is sold.

The twist: the coupon is only available for 24 hours and will expire on February 28."

thanks cheesey T. i am trying really hard, but post ho'ing comes easily to me. i was on some sportbike forums that i was a master HO on. i am aiming for you and "out of the setlist". gotta ho it up big time for that amount.

Thoroughly Golden Millie - Steve's are funny creatures, they might as well be from different planets because half the time our brain appears to have been transported elsewhere! At least mine does!

What you need to do is get him a nice beer. If he doesn't come out for that he is not worthy of the name Steve and you should have him shot.

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=C-2w9b8i7GU&fmt=18

Hey, Joe :)

How are you?

My English isn't very good, because I'm from the Netherlands.;)

I have made this song.. And I wonder if you could give some comments / tips to it( rate it). :)

This is the link: http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=F5msl5XmYfs

Btw, I have seen your concert in Paradiso, Amsterdam. It was just great. You really inspire me.:)

I hope you will take the time to listen to it:P

Yours faithfully,

Melvin Tehubijuluw

Hello. I've never posted anything before. I just wanted to say I am so looking forward to your show in Durham, NC this Saturday evening. I've been wanting to see one of your shows for so many years now but have never been able to make it work. My fiance who is the greatest suprised me with tickets. I know you've got a ton of messages to go through so can I'll get to the point.

Hello everyone,

Hope everybody is doing well. Busy as usual for me. Working, running, errands, etc. My 10K (6.2 Mile) Run is coming up Sunday (10/26).

michelle & roo: Now I know about Chickenfoot. What a baaddaassss/wicked group that will be.

Out of the Setlist: Glad to hear that things are going well over there. I have been busy with both of my hotel jobs. At least I know have a break to relax and get caught up on some things, including some Chirstmas shopping. What have you been up to these days.

js1200js1000: How are you doing up there in Canada? Any more news about them codes? Is the weather cold up there? It is getting chilly down here in Indiana. I would like to visit Canada some day. My family said we did go up to Canada once (when I was 5), but I do not remember going up there. They said I did and I said I didn't. Anyway, think it will be cool to visit up there.

ZuperDave: Wow man!!! So you are selling it. I am tempted on putting a bid on it, but I have not decided yet (I want to place a bid to help you out, as well as use the CD for a Christmas gift for my best friend). How are things with you and the family? Prayers to you all. I think it is awesome that you did a lot of carpentry. I do hospitality work for two different hotels (three years and counting).

SAVE CHICKENFOOT

Please sign below to save the name "Chickenfoot".

We realize that other names may have more appeal, but who wants a corny supergroup name? We the undersigned respectfully request that in the name of good taste and awesome music, the name "Chickenfoot" remain the official name of the new awesome supergroup.

Regards, Everyone...

#1 Roo

#2 Michelle

#3 elpp

#4 Dream3

#5 Glitz Man

It's blowing a hoolie (?) here tonight....

Here's some more dumb videos I received, made me laugh:

Romantic Dinner

Chocolate Bar

Hospital

Plane Ride

Concert

I'm keeping my fingers crossed anyway, but can't imagine theres any decent seats left by now. I'm leaving it to fate for the mo

Blue Moon - so how many Joe show's are you taking in whilst on hols? Sounds like it's going to be a non stop music fest (cool!)

Cheese - no doubt Joe is worth it, I just have to be a little careful. Just hanging out to hear officially that I'm renewed and then it's booked. What's the weather like this time of year in Cali? Cool warm up vid!

Michelle - thanks for the email, C O O E L L !

Igenousiceman - hopefully Lewis will have his sensible head on, rather than a nervous/tight one. Just realised I should go to Brazil for this last race, then hop up North for the Joe gigs. Ha ha, I'd get shot for that. Velodrome action should be cool, you'll just have to hit record