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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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mama M:the earth is being attacked by Zelda she enters around 5.18

anyone remember Terrahawks? Mrs McCain is in actual fact Zelda we need a song contest!

Edited Sun Nov 2 '08 2:45 am

Sun Nov 2 '08 2:43:25 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey holy fuck man! hillarious I was just thinking about prison again when you first go to prison man they send you to this asessment unit whic is where they decide where their sending you obviously I made my arrangement with kingston penitentiary on my computer but they still do method now,when I was their man I had to sighn all these papers saying I would never punch an inmate because I am so strong the lady that actucl runs the asessment unit works the kitchen their she said your the strongest and I mean the strongest person we have ever seen the like of every single person you have ever punched is paralysed dead or brain damage then she brought out all the prison follow up paers I call them fronts! she said theirs some stupid and weak nigros in theses place that think their strong she said he punches you your body get like 50 times the size you flex he leaves you alone she said he picturing you ripping his head off with power and dont punch him 4 years more if you punch him then we will come back on you for his paralizatiion she said wolfie their week they think their strong this nigro pucnhecd me in kp man my body just went huge buddy like50 times the size I flexd my arm he went holy fouck! scared the fouck right out of him only I wasnt allowed to punch him or anyofthem no matter what they did she said then just make your way to seg block eventually wolfie segs the best she said because if you punch someone your looking at between 9-12 years if their whiet and 2-4 if their nigros nuts hey have to make coffee now later wolf2.
Sun Nov 2 '08 3:08:21 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...hey if their,s ever a dad! scream from Melissa that whole fouckn project is hamburger I am serious man I am alway,s worried about it! buddy and dad bought hamburger too because she was alittle sad because the foodbank didnt have hamburger I told my mom hey man I said well the foodbank has all the groundpork I bought but no hambureger I have to give the foodbank money for hamburger for melissa and her friend,s so I did! the ground pork I bought has this little judicial court symbol for the packaging on it it,s cool I hope their eating it well it,s real exspensive but the actaul reason why it,s their is because it cleans and prevent problem,s with the inside of their muff,s hey man 3 packs is good 8 packs should make sure theres no problems with it.Buddy I EAT BODY BUILDER POTATOES HEY !MAN LEGAL AID THE PLACE THAT PAYS MY LAWYERS IF i GET ARRESTED MAKES THEM AND PRICES THEM FOR ME !,to workout with believe it or not to help wack the cops buddy their my red potatoes they make me happy my mom was eating some last week well I eat poatatoes every night with supper my mom doesnt know their my body builder poatatoes she said to me these are the best potatoes I have ever eaten in my life holf fuck she said their unbelievable and she never swares! anyways later wolf2 .the hambuger packcs are not as big but the hamburger is made special for melissa anyways later wolf2.
Sun Nov 2 '08 4:30:21 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mccain-qvc-open/805381/


Im voting McCain ...the presidention election nonsence is bloody ridiculous, i for one cannot wait till its over and McCains in charge

isnt that right M :D


I want some body builder potatoes Wolf, I'd make a mint selling body builder potatoes


Edited Sun Nov 2 '08 4:38 am
Sun Nov 2 '08 4:37:17 am Set this message as last read

GuitarSamuri

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Hello all...

Michelle: If you took time to think about what I said, I was referring to 'career politicians'. Which, btw, was considered a negative term when referring to poiliticians. Good presidents were governors first. That is because, in government, the next executive (meaning you are the decision maker) step is becoming president. A senator is part of a collective, or having to get other senators to support their ideas and vote in his favors on them for them to become law. The bigger issue that I was trying to get across is all the CORRUPTION that is taking place at our expense, and on BOTH sides. While people give politicians the benefit of the doubt in that they will make decisions on our interest, I think it is now nieve to do so, especially when they are taking our money. So I have adopted a 'hostile witness' (for lack of a better term) attitude towards politicians. Especially when THEY can make the laws that YOU have to follow.

Lorenzo: Yes I know the bailout was unconstitutional.... I saw it as a bad idea from the get go.... a long with a lot of other bailouts in history. This too big to fail crap is just crap. It is a way to make us all dependent and controlled through financial means. If a person cannot run a business right, at that business goes out of existence, then that is what is suppose to happen. Because it will, cause that person to learn how to do things better and try again, make room for someone else to start another business to fulfill the same need in a better way, or show that the need by the public was not as great or changed. When those is power are abuse it, and have no consequences, then what are the options?

To whom ever mention about driving: That is not intuition.... that is observation, analysis, and logical prediction based on prior experience... I don't wait for mystical signs to help me drive, I observe the actions of those around me and make reasonable predictions as to the actions I should take under a given circumstance. I also understand the physics of the vehicle I am driving and have a resonable understanding of the physics of the vehicles around me. I also make sure that, as much as possible, I have enough room around me to give me space to use as a margin of error.... and I plan a head.... if I need to make a right turn, then I am planning to be in the right lane a mile before the turn so I don't have to make a forced move to get there at the last second.

Now, back to music....

So of those of us who were able to have a CLUB JOE experience, what did you think?

For me, it was very cool.... getting to spend more than 30secs with someone I have been listening to ever since I started playing guitar in earnest. Joe is an awesome dude.....lol. A lot of interesting questions were asked.... although I forgot to ask him about Chickenfoot.

LAter,

GuitarSamuri

Sun Nov 2 '08 6:06:38 am Set this message as last read

HughieT

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What an excellent show last night in West Palm Beach. Thanks Joe for keeping the rock and roll flame alive. You are doing it the right way and just please, please keep doing it for as long as you can!

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Sun Nov 2 '08 6:49:04 am Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

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Skippygirl.....I would also suggest starting your journey on an acoustic guitar. I believe it will help you gain finger strength and stamina. And definately learn music theory as you go. I wish I had learned it when I started years ago because as an adult with a tinge of ADHD, I find it almost impossible now. My two cents worth ;)

GlitzMan...Thanks. I'm still waiting for Paypal to fix the issue. I'd love to find the "nerd who's never been laid" who put a bug in their system. Throw away that pocket pencil organizer and get a life already..

Edited Sun Nov 2 '08 7:26 am

Sun Nov 2 '08 7:19:04 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...still Alive cop chic,s !now i am wolf2!on joe,s website tina,s doing it remeber being at my place the only way i could get in their to save my life from that was do go in on the exsposure regil runan voctrin a little kingston penitentiry a littleR+J machine marine medics and I am still alive not bad for a guy you told would be dead in 4 years tina knew thats why she did the slef sentence thing remember oh I begged her were alive the all mighty kingston penitentiary cure! later wolf2.
Sun Nov 2 '08 8:33:20 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Joseph satriani and his crazy explinations
Sun Nov 2 '08 8:44:01 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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LOL...I love this....

Joe, Leslie and John Petrucci on Goin Down

If u watch Joe....he's never STILL! LOL!! Just bouncin with energy :)

Love ya Joe....looking forward to Reno and San Fran shows!

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Sun Nov 2 '08 8:53:15 am Set this message as last read

jackiemajor
Jacqueline Major
FL
USA
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Just saw the gig at the Kravis Center in West Palm Beach, FL last night. It was my first time seeing you live. Needless to say, It is most definitely not my last! What a fabulous way to see a show! I had 3rd row and it was as if you were in my living room. I must admit, as phenomenal as you are, my dear Joe, I am a complete Jeff Campitelli fan. The evening was only made better by Jeff giving me one of his sticks at the end of the show. You wanna talk about "flying in a blue dream"??!! I still have not come back down to earth.

Thanks so much for a wonderful night. Cannot wait till your nexst stop back here!

Best regards, jackie

Sun Nov 2 '08 10:10:20 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Lee McKenzie..... says the Ferrari camp are looking pretty gloomy with arms folded as they see Massa's title victory chances fading fast. She's also been noseying around the McLaren garage too and says Hamilton's Dad Anthony is pacing up and down speaking to nobody - not even the Pussycat Doll.

"Not Even the Pussycat Doll" rotf

Sun Nov 2 '08 10:31:02 am Set this message as last read

ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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Now rain in the last ten laps !
Sun Nov 2 '08 10:33:38 am Set this message as last read

kwilson

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Dear Joe, I just want to thank you again for meeting with me Oct 19 at the Keswick Theatre for the WMGM radio promo. You were so very gracious in answering all my questions and generous in fulfilling my requests. I don't think I told you properly what a PLEASURE it was. I just wish I took the time to adjust the strap on my guitar better so you might have been able to check it out a little more. Oh well...maybe next time... It was great fun getting to play together and watching you improvise. Thank you again so much. To all the other fans out there, I just want to say that Joe is the nicest and coolest guy you would ever hope him to be. Ken

Hey, Joe! I was the lucky person to be witness to the radio station winner's (Ken) private guitar lesson with you and I want to echo the above sentiments about you being the nicest and coolest guy. For a guitar legend/virtuoso, you were so approachable and warm. I will soon be playing a block of your fantastic tunes on my midday show at 103.7 the Shark in Atlantic CIty (by the way, the pictures we took with you are posted at 1037theshark.com). I also want to tell you that I've seen you perform many times and am never disappointed! Thanks again for your generosity with your time. ROCK ON!! Sincerely, Barbara

Sun Nov 2 '08 10:58:08 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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ibanezguitars>whoa what a crazy end t the F1 season edge o the seat stuff, well done Hamilton youngest F1 champ in history!
Sun Nov 2 '08 11:26:18 am Set this message as last read

lorenzo001
loren rosenberg
glenview, Illinois
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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"Joe never stands still because his soul is like a burning flame that is constantly dancing."

ahh, everyone thanks for all your tips for skippygirl. i know everyone here will help point her in the right direction. Al (bluemoon) has some very good suggestions. thanks Al.

my first guitar was a strat. not that it really matters, but she never told me what kind of music she likes. anyway, it looks like its going to be a long road ahead...for the record, my first formal guitar lessons were classical guitar on acoustic.



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Sun Nov 2 '08 11:29:17 am Set this message as last read

Pip55
Phil W...
... from South West UK
Pip55 on twitter
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Yeehah Lewis Hamilton F1 World Champion... well done! Absolutely brilliant... but that's what you call pushing it. My friend has been the one charged with putting the story on two of the biggest F1/Racing websites so that's cool too, and very fitting. Really chuffed

Do The Stu - emails received thanks, just a little behind on responding, sorry. Should be later tonight

SkippyGirl - if you'd have known you'd have what? LOL, other than keep on buying ; ) I can give you some help with your learn a song in a year, but you have to stop buying stuff before me. You must have bottomless pockets! LMAO

Back soon

Sun Nov 2 '08 12:09:48 pm Set this message as last read

CrystalPlanet4
sphere Hodgson
maple park, Il
USA
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Hey Joe lovers and Ibanez fans Check out my Guitar with artwork by Joe over the last 7 years. #004 of only #200 in the world. NOT EVEN JOE HAS SUCH LOW NUMBERS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdpZJuFXhFk
Sun Nov 2 '08 12:11:07 pm Set this message as last read

CrystalPlanet4
sphere Hodgson
maple park, Il
USA
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Hey Joe lovers and Ibanez fans Check out my Guitar with artwork by Joe over the last 7 years. #004 of only #200 in the world. NOT EVEN JOE HAS SUCH LOW NUMBERS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdpZJuFXhFk
Sun Nov 2 '08 12:13:07 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Thoroughly Golden Millie - You poor thing, personally I get suicidal if I CAN'T have beer!
Sun Nov 2 '08 12:21:59 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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my friend is not donny petersen biker chic,s my friend is the guy that was running the shop for donny back in 98 99 2000,yeah he needed my help remeber when I was running it with him long story that dude my friend their killed somebuddy man so I protected him from the cops no word of a lie and donny couldnt know so I made it clean everywhere john michels is his name wasnt it just seen him drive by yesterday with a topless biker chic he,s great he did my psychaitric asessment at kingston psych in98 man no shit not donny but your yours biker chic,s I was wondering why the fouck donny didnt know who I was talking about driving by my friends place working out with my boots chic I needed her name so I could foucking pay her! donny said he dont know her blah but But I dd know I guy that worked out alot holy fouck I even called donny to see if I knew him he said well I use to know this guy who worked out alot so were kind of friends except he threat me and call police police and kingston penitentaitry are bust everyone in canadian hell,s angels for donny trying to charge me for threats theirs nothing he has apsolutely no proof he was ever threatened imaging what the cops and the biker squad at kinsgton pen thought hers this fouckn hell,s angel trying to charge wolf2 who own the prison and metro police fore with threat nuts hey so kinsgton penitentiary initiated the bust yep their biker squad anyways an who knwo I aint worried about the pigs they ever come here he getting it right after the cops do dead police gun to the brains
Sun Nov 2 '08 12:42:57 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Tikkidi boo ho - EVERY day is a beer day! :-)
Sun Nov 2 '08 12:44:04 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Just thought i'd share that I have just had a great weeks holiday with the wife and son. There is now considerably less beer in bonnie Scotland than there was this time last week. :-) Hic......
Sun Nov 2 '08 1:13:54 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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yes, u can use yer codes to order merchandise but you gotta pay the S&H yerself =|
Sun Nov 2 '08 1:45:28 pm Set this message as last read

JS_JS
Jacob Stewart
Washington
U S
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Blue Moon So there really is someone lese in this forum who is votig McCain? I thought I was the only one. lol. I'm with you though. I'm SICK of election stuff.
Sun Nov 2 '08 2:05:29 pm Set this message as last read
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