mama M>yup piccys soon once his temp drops, cuttin teeth cold n ear infection all at the same time, poor lil guy doesnt know whats goin on

Barcelona peeps........John Mclaughlin & Chick Corea are playing Palau de la Musica 18 Nov, anyone goin?

its some line up!

Chick Corea, piano John McLaughlin, guitarra Kenny Garrett, saxo alto Christian McBride, contrabajo Vinnie Colaiuta, baterķa

Slan, aww, poor lil' dude. Give him kisses and cuddles from Auntie Shel. Hope he's feeling better soon. Hope he and Tura are at least getting some sleep. I remember some sleepness night during those times. Hugs to mama T.

Congrats to Tracie / cheese101 for winning aftershow passes for the Reno show...! :-)

Austin, thanks for the heads up on the cell phone thing in Cali, not that I talk on it very often ever, but it's good to know...I'm retarded enuff that I'd be the one to get a ticket the one time I talk on the phone....and thanks for the congrats, that win came outta left field for me, never expected it!! Now I just have to wait for Chris to wake up so I can tell him about it!

Mckenna, yer in deep if you don't also text/call me and Michelle, yer American mother hens :) I bet your body clock is alllllllllll screwed up now, eh? Lovely :)

All who are going to the Reno and San Fran shows, beee warned...I have a video camera and I know how to use it!

Cappy Steve - You make me smile too! But you never have explained why you have a lisp and say Satchiella instead of Satriella....maybe I should call you Crappy Steve...or Cappy Satrieve...hehe just joking!

Glitzman - Aha thanks for the explanation...so they are just the same as Chili's...I see...Things in the Uk are rainy, just hoping its not raining on Friday as I will start queing to see Paul Gilbert at about 4pm for doors open at 7pm and I don't wanna get wet, although it will be worth it to stand right in front of him again its the bestist place to be coz there is no barrier or anything, last time I could have played his guitar for him...I did have to watch my head sometimes though as Mikey nearly clocked me with the head of his guitar on a number of occasions!

Goldengirl2 - ??? er gem...er....would you like to explain coz I am a little lost?? Hey why the name...I used to watch a program called the Golden Girls?

Hugs to all

rice chrispies here. I just found a link from the Vox site with Joe in a video talking about the satchurator distortion pedal. Heres the link:

JOE

Satchiella - I call you that because i'm a loon and I change most people's nicks a bit. I thought it might be a little obvious where I get the Satch from, come to think of it where I get the iella from is also fairly obvious. If I had a lisp though, I would be calling you Thatchiella!

BTW, I only changed my nick to Cappy because of that fecker Slan. He started calling me that and it caught on with a few others so I bowed to the inevitable and changed.

JS1200JS1000--- "Maybe its stolen!!! i stole it !!!!!! cause im a stealer!!! lol " I am LMAO!!

That teasing sense of humor--like a bro would do with his sister or brother! You must have brothers and sisters who know this all too well!! I for one love this because my dad, "Joe the Artist/Art Teacher" was goofy with my older sister and me from day one. I didn't have any brothers except my goofy Dad gave me an idea of what that was like.

;-D

Satriella--I enjoy your posts. You are showing off a crazy side of you and that's what I like. :-D

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that "you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.=A0 But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom


LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

joe howcome you wont try to help fix a problem.... ive written to the webmaster i have not received ANY of my prizes from the "onerobotsdream" contest please tell me what the hang up is

slanshroom - That Corea / McLaughlin concert sounds like a good one...if you end up going, be sure to tell us all how it is.

If 1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?

Think before scrollin down...

Zinc - like that one alot hehe!

Feeling jealous you quite a few of you are all about to see Joe in Reno and SF - pls make sure you get yourselves on the podcast and give us your vids so we can see you all.

Hope the Blue Moon is recovered from his flight.

Listening to the Seattle 93 CD, it's awesome, with lovely blues intros to Extremist and Summer Song, really different sound pumping with energy.

Argh, off to work, gotta earn a dollar, didn't make the 1.5 laps of the footy oval this morning, but ran 1.5 out of 2.0 with a walk at the 1.0 -1.5 mark. Did more sprints than last time tho.

JS1200;JS1000-on the sanfrancisco DVD joe shows 2 delays when he takes you backstage. but, he only has one pedal on his new site for the guitar lessons. so, i don't think he changed that setup much except for adding the pog. maybe it was stolen. haha what about the univibe? that is used on the song "its so good" from SC. i didn't see that on his new site. finally found the octavia pedal joe uses. i did a little research on the octavia pedal too. damn!, lost the link. it was the guy who actually built hendrixs' pedal.

I was in the 12 podcast, Me and my dad up in the balcony, but the lights were so bright you can't see us... :( and joe should wear those beer glasses on stage sometime!

Im not sure if this goes in the right section but here goes nothing.

Hi Joe. Thank you so much for coming to Dallas on 11-6. It my first concert of yours that I have been to and the best overall concert experience I have ever had. It was awesome to be right in front of your pedalboard when you were playing and I was amazed by how great you and the band sounded live. It was my brothers first concert and he loved it as well. He even caught one of Stu's picks. The Satchafunkilus tour shirts are awesome too. Thanks again for the amazing show. Come back to Dallas!!

Good Evening Satchland...

So being out of work and feeling sorry for myself, I like to browse through the Pre-1980 vintage guitars that are being sold on E Bay. How would you like to write a check for this.

SuperDave--Man, I sure hope you get a job soon. My man had to take a job at the Home Depot after working for UL Santa Clara Office (now San Jose) for 21 years. He was out of work for over 2 years and was glad to get (what he called) a survival job. With his disability, it has been difficult for him to find a job because no one wants to hire someone who has seizures unless they have a policy that encourages hiring people of all ability levels and understand that reasonable accommodations won't detract from their business environment.

Anyway, I hope an employer sees what a valuable employee you have been and will be for them. There's a place for you!

Professor: