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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Oh my god these are weird....

freaky....

especially 1.15 mins in.....eyewwwww!

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=yjPudH8RxTE&feature=related

enjoy...or not

Hugs Satriella xx

Wed Nov 5 '08 5:50:54 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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The UK's top 10 most ridiculous British laws were listed as:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)

3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned(5%)

5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)

6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)

8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour

10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)

Wed Nov 5 '08 6:01:39 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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What's the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

At 78 - You can get out of bed, that's another story!!!

Wed Nov 5 '08 6:03:50 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Dave....in person :)

Obama is going to shake things up and make some changes, we just need to give him the time and space to do so. He's got a lot of hard work ahead of him....but he will do it.

I'm happy yer happy chelle :) I'll hafta raise a glass to u both!

Wed Nov 5 '08 6:35:02 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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yep he will. how he wants to deal with Canada does not look so good :(
Wed Nov 5 '08 6:59:46 am Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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I'm not crying now, but still sad and wondering about the next 4 years. What sacrifices are we going to be asked or told to make?

What will Obama's policy toward Canada be like? Will he embrace the rest of the world in dialog and negotiation or will he turn his back on them?

gg2

Wed Nov 5 '08 7:20:30 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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its not looking good .. but hey its early and everything can change
Wed Nov 5 '08 7:31:13 am Set this message as last read

lorenzo001
loren rosenberg
glenview, Illinois
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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GOLDENGIRL- i beleive Obama wants to do away with free trade. he will manage to screw up this country even worse. they all do somehow. at least you'll get your welfare check. WEEEEEEEE!!
Wed Nov 5 '08 7:51:25 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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more improtantly Irish people use mobile phones the most in Europe! :-O holy smokes


now u can go back to the president nonsence :D
Wed Nov 5 '08 8:01:53 am Set this message as last read

hybes
Mark Hybers
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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GoldenGirl2 - No one really knows what Obama is going to do with regards to foreign policy. The man only has 4 years experience...and has no foriegn experience. This is going to be a very interesting 4 years in our country. We are taking a huge gamble voting for Obama becuase he's quite simply not qualified enough to run this country. But he's a great public speaker, has a lot of charisma and raised the most money in the history of politics. So like it or not, he's our man. Regan got voted to the White House in similar fashion. He had a lot of charisma and was a great public speaker and the previous administration was not liked at all. Regan turned out to be one of the best President's we've had....so hopefully in 4 years we will be saying the same about Obama. But the whole world is going to have to wait and see what his policies really are, because there's just nothing to base an answer on. Interesting times ahead. I am personally not worried at all about our economy. American economics works on an 8 year cycle. We are in the downside of that cycle. The housing problem actually started during the Clinton Administration. This isn't something that just sprang to life this summer. The problem, is that it finally fell apart this summer. Our economy will bounce back. All the world markets are too closely connected to let a country like the United States completely collapse economically. It may take a couple more years for the housing market to adjust itself. Overinflated home values killed the market. Now almost 50 percent of the homes in America have a larger outstanding balance on them than their worth. The banks are going to eat many more mortgages before this is finally finished. But it will get itself worked out. I'm personally worried about how he's going to get our kids out of Iraq. The overwhelming majority of American's polled said they voted for Obama because of their concerns about the economy. It's probably not going to take very long before they turn their focus back to what's happening in the middle east, and hope that Obama gets us out of that situation.

I did like McCain's concession speach last night. And I agree completely. Obama is the man with the keys. It's time to get behind him and hope in 4 years we're in a much better place, both home and abroad.

Now, back to music!! Satch in Dallas tomorrow night!!

Wed Nov 5 '08 8:21:16 am Set this message as last read

lorenzo001
loren rosenberg
glenview, Illinois
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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right on! heres a goody.... snif http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=KjMWP1w-I6w
Wed Nov 5 '08 8:28:27 am Set this message as last read

Silenoz
Marco Joe
Italy
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Joe, I'm a Your big fan. I've ALL Your albums and there is NOT a song I DON'T like! You're my favourite guitar player and singer... JOE, YOU'RE THE BEST! Joe, please, answer this message

MARCO

Wed Nov 5 '08 8:58:51 am Set this message as last read

Silenoz
Marco Joe
Italy
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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SATCH THE BEST! JOE THE BEST! SATRIANI THE BEST! JOE SATRIANI THE BEST! JOE SATCH THE BEST! W JOE!!!
Wed Nov 5 '08 9:05:51 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Satriella:"10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)"

next time i,m in York i,m taking my bow n arrow

Wed Nov 5 '08 10:24:45 am Set this message as last read

jone
mr jone
chittagong,
bangladesh
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..... i'm from Bangladesh. I like u'r music. I think u did that "the best of the best".
Wed Nov 5 '08 10:48:56 am Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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Michael Crichton died yesterday. :-(

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/books/11/05/obit.crichton/?iref=mpstoryview

He's my favorite author...The Andromeda Strain is my favorite book.

He wrote Jurassic Park, which everyone probably knows, and created the television show ER, which most people probably didn't know.


Listening to: John Williams - Jurrasic Park soundtrack

...Austin...

Edited Wed Nov 5 '08 11:36 am

Wed Nov 5 '08 11:35:06 am Set this message as last read

Searching22
Nic Tanner
The, Sky
USA
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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DO THE STU

I share your sorrow...
Wed Nov 5 '08 11:40:03 am Set this message as last read

beatles_freak34

Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Hey all, I've been getting better. I learned how to play Iron Man!

Check it Out!

Wed Nov 5 '08 12:01:47 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Austin>John Williams is my fav composer the man is a genius
Wed Nov 5 '08 12:04:36 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey may have to own the country again soon for paper stuff ,yep One of my buissness, in florida radio,d me their ready for a little withdrawl I am just gonna email them and get them to send me a cheque man but cashing it and a pip squeal the dissabilty worker me and my mom,s always have to well godfather them you see buddy I have no I dea how much this cheque is gonna be four but cashing it they would want to cut you off diabilty for sure so wolfie must own country you see it wouldnt matter like if all my buissness sent me ceuqes right man and you had so much money you said fouck dissabilty let them cut it off cant do that thats worse then bad credit must still own country if you said cancel dissabilty then when you need it must own country you see so my mom,s win! later wolf2.were talking jeep ducati still kingston pen popeyes amp research nescafe y amaha,polarislike alot of money squaglio pornocha free monlater wolf2
Wed Nov 5 '08 12:16:00 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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lorenzo001

You are sooo rude man. That was despicable what you said about me "getting my(?) welfare check"!!!

My husband and I both work hard to earn a living and have a very modest income together!! We make much less than $50K a year!! We bought a MODEST townhome with an inheritance from my husband's grandmother many years ago!! And are hoping to save up enough to take a vacation at some point in the future. AND it may never happen.

My husband, Steve, was layed off from an employer he faithfully worked for for over 21 years and since then has taken a sales associate job at home depot where he is on his feet at least 8 hours a day!! We both have disabilities, however, we don't want hand outs from anyone!! My husband could be facing surgery or a Cyberknife to remove a lesion in his brain that causes his epileptic seizures!!

I have major depression and we both take expensive prescription medications!!!

What a despicable way to talk to someone who knows all too well what suffering is and has paid an extremely high price in this life!!

DON'T YOU EVER WRITE OR TALK TO ME THAT WAY AGAIN!!

:(((( gg2

Edited Wed Nov 5 '08 12:40 pm

Wed Nov 5 '08 12:37:46 pm Set this message as last read

BRITTANYSDADDY
TRAVIS FUNDERBURK
sturgis, MI
USA
Plays: Guitar (26 years)
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goldengirl2 i empathize with you people dont seem to care about the impact their words have. and u r absolutely right for for speaking up hopefully u dont have to subject ur eyes to anymore of his vicious attacks
Wed Nov 5 '08 12:42:19 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Blue_Moon

Thank you for sharing "Crooked Rot".

Michelle,

Why am I living on this desolate, cold planet? I feel like I'm on trial, the jury is out, and the vultures are waiting for me to die so they can pick my bones clean!!!

:(( gg2

Wed Nov 5 '08 12:45:07 pm Set this message as last read

CP Fan

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Hey Joe...Excited to see you in Austin tonight. Are you doing any autographing before/after the show? Thought I would get you to sign our CPHS yearbook...since I missed getting it in '74! Taking my 24 year old son to see you as a Birthday gift. He didn't believe me when I told him we graduated together...had to show him the yearbook...thought it would be a kick to get you to sign it for me. See ya tonight!
Wed Nov 5 '08 1:06:17 pm Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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beatles_freak34 - Congrats...that song is a good early step for a guitarist. ;-)


slanshroom - Yeah, John Williams is great. Every year around Labor Day (the first Monday in September in the US, which is traditionally considered the end of summer) he does two shows at the Hollywood Bowl where he conducts the LA Philharmonic. I've seen that twice in recent years...very cool.
CP Fan - Awesome...is there any way you can take a picture of Joe's high school photo, or scan it so we can see?

Enjoy the show tonight...if you hang out by his bus at the end of the night you'll probably be able to get an autograph.

...Austin...

Edited Wed Nov 5 '08 1:14 pm

Wed Nov 5 '08 1:14:24 pm Set this message as last read
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