chelle...only in Mckenna's world, eh? WEBCAM WEBCAM WEBCAM!!! WOO WOO!!

Notice how he also said about the show being on when he was just a kid.....Mc, you'll let us know when yer no longer a kid, right? Cuz u still have that status as far as us old ladies are concerned :D

Hey Satch.

so sorry mc, yer gonna be off residing in yer LA hostel on the day of the lesson :)

GGirl, I'm the only person I've ever been, so it's kinda easy. lol!

Here's a dangerous song to drive to. Thunder Kiss '65, but even more dangerous, eeeeespecially if yer bum is in my passenger seat is Black Sunshine - it's also one of my fave Zombie tunes. I thiink they should make cars with a brake pedal, gas pedal, and kick bass pedal :- ) cause using the gas or brakes to keep the beat really messes thing up. LOL!

My favorite line from the trick or treaters... "Can I get some for my brother/sister?" and I look back and see a 6 month old in the stroller. LOL!

behind the scenes with Larry DiMarzio's photo shoot with Joe Satriani & John 5 for the cover of Total Guitar Magazine

Happy Halloween Joe, did ya morph into John 5 for the night? Or something more........alien......or professorily......

....and I'd watch out fer that talking shirt if I wuz u, throw candy at him, keep him happy =|

That's just creepy. lol! Joe looks good that way, but I'm glad he doesn't hide behind something gimmicky like that. Hell, he doesn't even hide behind hair! lol! I guess Joe's stage "make-up" would be his Oakleys.

BABYDADDY, what are you saying that is being ignored? Hi. How are you? Happy Halloween.

and lets not ferget the fetching bucket hats :)

I thought that vid was kinda cool too in a creepy sorta way, lol...good for Halloween.

BTW chelle, did u dress up yer "howie mandell" guy fer Halloween this year?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!

my teeth still hurt! =D

Zinc lol the car joke!

I scared some kids, so I had a fun halloween! how about everyone else?

T, ya need to put those ideas in my head a little sooner than 9:36 pm Halloween night. lol! Been busy, especially today taking E back to school after work. Three hrs sleep, 8 hrs of work, 1/2 hour home, hour to Mville, 20 min. there, hour back, dinner/trick or treaters, quick visit from Mady Elmo minus Georgie, some vid watching and emailing, and how's my brain supposed to remember dressing up cardboard Joe? If I come up with something within the next 3 minutes, I'll take a pic for you. lol! Just to tell you how I'm feeling, I;m drinking tea. lmao!! Yeah, one cup, one bag - I know.

Lorenzo - I'm a bit of an analyst at heart. I am not in any way disregarding the time and effort it would take to learn guitar, rather I am trying to get some seasoned opinions on the step-by-step most efficient process.

I don't know if I'll do it yet, I want to nail the sort of roadmap I'd be looking at, and then I need to see if logistically alot of my current responsibilities could be outsourced or reduced so as to free me up. I could, of course, tinker for many years and eventually get to where I would ike to be, but I do like fast-tracking if I can.

So thanks for Step 1 - what model or type of guitar would you recommend and why? Remember - no prior knowledge of guitar so it could be a Nimbus 2000 for all I know.

Anybody else?

Blue Moon - could you send us a pic of you in your nightgown :))? Even better, whilst playing guitar?

OOOOooooo Skippygirl, DONT tempt the Mckenna!!! He just might do it!!! Actually, I've seen worse of him, LOL.....but lemme tell you, there are some pics floating around out there of him in his very manly Homer Simpson slippers.....he even wears them on one of his vids of him playing guitar....

GO MC!!!

Travis...do u have any other...."kids"? Is she friendly? My friend had a pit bull, sweetest dog ever!

ahem.....I distinctly remember....

I TOLE U SO!!