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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian ----
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that "you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.=A0 But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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Tue Nov 25 '08 8:29:55 am
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q mas se le puede pedir a la vida!!!!!???? naci en la epoca justa, para poder hoy disfrutar de LA MUSICA, incomparable de JOE, y ademas lo vi jugar a diego, son las personas q mas admiro de mi vida!!!!!!!!!!!! GRACIAS JOE Y MARADONA x tanto espectaculo y placer......
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Tue Nov 25 '08 9:52:13 am
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Wholi
David Wholihan Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Joe,
Just wanted to thank you for the meet and greet before the Wiltern show in Los Angeles. Your passion for music was very evident in your answers to the questions - even before the question could be fully asked! ;-)
Loved the show and you made a new fan out of my wife!
Photos of the show at:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/wholi/sets/72157609532795389/
Thanks again!
David
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Tue Nov 25 '08 10:06:27 am
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anibur
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Ibanezguitars You must buy 'The Satch Tapes' way back from 1992? or so...now out on DVD, might be able to get one on ebay. Joe mentions the credit card thing etc. on there. Luv anibur**** PS A wonderful DVD for all of you have not seen it............
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Tue Nov 25 '08 10:07:06 am
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Joan Jove Mollet del Valles, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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Thx Anibur
I didn't know the thing about the credit in his mail box was in the Satch Tapes text. I first heard about it in the Living Legends Music interview link that Cheese posted. Now is funny to realize what was in the cradle of "Not of this Earth", but I guess it was not so funny to Joe by that time.
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Tue Nov 25 '08 11:21:32 am
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Mark Railton Denmark Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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Hey Satchland. My (Microsoft Paint) drawing of a Ibanez JS20s is finished!
Here it is:
Ibanez JS20S Paint
I still cant record on my own PC because of Vista, so i still cant show you my song. But i can record at school and i will upload it as fast as possible!
Listning to: Joe Satriani - If i could fly
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Tue Nov 25 '08 11:27:38 am
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Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III Costa Mesa, CA United States Plays: Bass (25 years)
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This hasn't hit the wires yet, but Page and Plant drummer Michael Lee was found dead this morning. He also played drums in Thin Lizzy for a while...he was with them when they did the tour with Satch and Deep Purple in 2004. RIP...
Here's a blog item with some video clips:
Drummer Michael Lee has died
Here's an MP3 of a performance of an otherwise unreleased Jimmy Page song, Domino, with Michael Lee on drums...from Net Aid on 10/9/99:
http://alewis525.googlepages.com/dominolive.mp3
I'll post something more official as soon as I find it.
hybes - The Buckethead co-written songs on Chinese Democracy are Shackler's Revenge, Scraped, and Sorry. The first two sound very Buckethead-esque, and the last one is pretty different (it's a ballad).
I don't know exactly why he left the band, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was his doing...Axl doesn't seem like the easiest person to get along with. ;-) I think it was all on good terms though...otherwise, Axl would've had someone else re-record his guitar parts.
I did see Buckethead in concert the other night, yes. I'll elaborate on that in another post though...for now I'll catch up with the rest of what's on the board here.
Wholi - Cool...thanks for sharing those pictures. I was at that gig as well, front and center on the rail, so my head is probably in some of those. ;-)
Listening to: Jimmy Page - Domino (live from Net Aid, 10/9/99)
...Austin...
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I,m not sure if I like this.Well I want to buy a brand new Can -am 4 wheeler man but their not allowed on the road,s in my township ,so like I have no way to get to the provincial park and crownland to ride on whic is only like 3.7 killometers away down a side road .Here,s what happened to me about 5 year,s ago I received a letter in the mail from the township they wanted a meeting about my equipment Now they said it,s about you and canadian made can-am and their new fourwheeler,s you cant have one in this township unless you truck or trailer it so you probably cant have one now she said but wolf2 we will allow you to have road legal dirtbike,s whic no other township allow,s any brand you want weather you restore your old can-am or buy a new yamaha and you can leave from this township riding it and ride down all the access roads and dirt roads in any other township we will let you but no new can-am four4 wheeler wolf2 she said anywas you forget this conversation ever took place you want a new 4 wheeler you call the ministry of natural resources then me at the township and the answer is No their not allowed on the road but just remember any roadlegal dirtbike anybrand any year you want and permision to travel in townships where their not allowed is your,s so today caled the ministry of natural resources then the township anh Im not sure if I like this well this way cost me the insurance way and roadlegal dirtbike I could buy another new 4 wheeler in 3 years for the insurance price I am on dissabilty man 1000 dollars amonths Um I aint sure if I like this programe but my 4 wheeler way was illegal if they were allowed just sneak and blend in with no insurance and no plate possible out runs feds you know but still cool the exspensive way I do love my old t,nt can-am though joe later wolf2.
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Grant Stieglitz Fort Wayne, Indiana USA
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Joe, Thanks for posting man. Great to hear from you. I hope everything went well on all of your tours. What were some of the highlights of your tour? If possible, do you think you can stop at Fort Wayne, Indiana for a concert? If so, that will be awesome and I will like to meet you as well. My best friend has a JS100 Guitar in white (which I gave him for his birthday). He is a fan of yours.
Did you really sign those guitars benefitting the United Firefighters of America? If so, that is awesome, you have done so many good deeds to people around the world. Keep up the good work. If there is any other charity work or if you are raising money for anything, I'd be happy to help you out.
I was tempted on placing a bid on one of those guitars, but I can't. I hope those guitars help raise a lot of money.
Cheese 101: Those guitars on E-Bay are cool! Thank you for posting them. How are you doing?
To Everyone: How is life going with all of you? I hope you all have a safe and great Thanksgiving Holiday.
Joe, hope you have a great Thanksgiving. Tell everyone hi.
Gotta go, meeting up with some friends to hang out. See ya!!!
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Millicent Moritz Santa Clara, California USA Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Joe,
It turns out I am not your greatest fan--DO THE STU is!! He has the insight, foresight, hindsight and all around sight that I lack. Even though he is only in his 20s, he has surpassed this old 50ish fan in attendance at concerts and all around interviewer experience. In fact I blush to say I haven't attended any of your concerts AND TRIED TO MAKE UP FOR IT BY PURCHASING YOUR CDs! WHAT A FAILURE I AM AS A FAN!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I am also learning that Tracie and Michelle are tied for second place as greatest fans of Joe Satriani. This I learned from browsing the website and I AM THREE YEARS TOOO LATE!! OR IS IT 20 YEARS TOO LATE!!!
I may be one of the many reasons you left NY and came out to CA--my goldenness is a shining beacon to the great golden state. Although my golden hair has lost its shine over the past 20 some years due to the tarnish of brownness, some gray hairs and years of isolation!!
I promise to awake out of my dull dweebishness and grow into an appropriate lowly place as your most meek fan. I bow before DO THE STU, Tracie, Michelle, Maritime, Igneousiceman, Cappy Steve, mikesb, slanshroom, Guitarman77897, SuperDave, Ibanezplr, Blue_Moon, hybes, cosmic_ape, castle49,...............................
AND I PROMISE TO ATTEND A CONCERT NEXT TIME YOU ARE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
I AM STILL BLUSHING WITH EMBARRASSMENT FOR NEGLECTING MY DUTIES AS A FAN!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME...
GoldenGirl2
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Millicent Moritz Santa Clara, California USA Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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McKenna,
It may have something to do with hot flashes and a strange Blue_Moon fevah that happened to me when you entered California recently!!!
;-D
Thoroughly Golden Milli
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HOLEE SCHLAMOLEE JOE!!! Almost half a million hits on your youtube appearance video and it's only been 3 days!!!
That's gotta feel pretty damn good I'm thinkin!
Who's in charge, izat some kind of record? WOO WOO!!
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craig North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW Australia Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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GG2;- You may want to check out Roo's website if you haven't already done so, and then decide who the biggest Satch fan on the planet is,although i must admit there are quite a few dedicated ones here....and don't be so hard on yourself!!! At least you've posted more times than me!!!!!! COME ON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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