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iain1628
iain atkinson
Pymble, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (59 years)
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Hi there Joe, I have all your albums and have been lucky enough to see you at the house of blues in chicago and wembly in london. I have been mucking around with guitars for over43 years but don't seem to be getting anywhere, have you any tips you could pass onto me as I would love to be able to play like you? I am now in Sydney Australia and wondered if you plan to tour in 2009? I have to say everyone I play your music too becomes an instant fan and goes out and buys your albums. As you can tell I'm a bof (boring old fart) of 55 and need your insperation to reach the highs of your Godlike playing,please any help would be gratefully recieved even if i have to go back to the beginning and start again trying to lose all my bad habits many thanks Iain
Mon Nov 10 '08 3:58:25 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Chadley, the "little guy", now 17, towers over me by about 7 inches. lol!

Irish Barack O'Bama - lmmfao!! Friggin' priceless! I'm gonna torment the hell outta McKenna with that one! lol!

My son and I went to Arby's to pick up some food tonight. We were listening to Luminous Flesh Giant, and I was drumming on the steering wheel. I said to my son "Get ready for the cymbal part!" because of course I have to hit the cymbal away from the wheel and I love that part. lol! I always quiz my kids on music, so he turned the tables on me and said "Name that cymbal!". In my retarded glory I said "Betty". lmao! He says "It's a ride!" I tole him "yeah, Betty Ride!" Not to be confused with Ride, Sally, Ride. LOL!

YAY! Ally has landed! Let the pillaging begin!

Edited Mon Nov 10 '08 4:08 pm

Mon Nov 10 '08 4:04:47 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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OMG--Maritime---That "I got a Crush on Obama" vid was sooo funny. I can imagine Michelle Obama and the Obama girls laughing like crazy over that one!

McKenna has to see the Irish Obama vid!! I would love to see/hear his reaction!

CappySteve--Thanks for the Bush in the White House joke!!

Satriella---You are a gem of worth beyond what I could say or think.

Campbell--Did you have a proper Scottish wedding? I wish you happiness in your marriage. In my experience, it takes a lot of work, but it is so worth it.

guitarjanitor--I'm am so sorry to hear about your loss! Would you like me to pray for the safe return of your precious buddies? I hope you keep the faith. Dear beloved Canadian neighbor. My heart goes out to you!

Michelle and Tracie--I hope you both hear from McKenna in whatever form of communication he can provide. My thoughts are with him for safe and happy travels.

God Bless.

Milli

Mon Nov 10 '08 6:49:06 pm Set this message as last read

Guitarman77897
Matt S
WI
United States
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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In the road tab it says November 22 San Francisco YouTube live. what does that mean? .........................waiting.........................waiting ..................WHERE IS MY FECKING AMP!!!!!!!??????!!!!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!!?!? >.<
Mon Nov 10 '08 7:29:13 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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JS1200JS1000----Whoa man!! Your goofy side has really taken off! Do you have brothers and sisters who can testify to your life-long teasing sense of humor?

:-D

Milli the Golden Girl2

Mon Nov 10 '08 7:58:47 pm Set this message as last read

Hereford Fan
Dana Binford
Hereford, AZ
USA
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I attended last night's show at the Dodge Theate in Phoenix and was very disappointed with the sound system; I couldn't hear any of your new music melodies - all drowned out by a lot of 'noise'. I sat in the PIt, as I have at other shows in the D.C. area and loved the shows ; this one, however was a total disappointment and I left early, as did the three guys around me. Wouldn't have been so bad but I had a 3 hour drive home to Hereford (close to Mexico) to think about it. Hope to see you again in AZ, but maybe Tucson will have a better venue!
Mon Nov 10 '08 8:38:29 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Glitzy- I re-ignited my interest in Joe last year too, once I got my new iPod sorted and found him on Youtube.

I admire your running - tomorrow morning at 5.45 am I go for my 2nd group running session with a bunch of girlfriends - last Friday morning I managed to go round the footy oval once, (then intermittent walking and running) tomorrow morning the goal is 1.5 times LOL. I am a basketballer of 30 years but cant stand running, but need to get fit again so..

Iain- welcome mate, we need more Aussies at T2J! Sounds like you are a serious guitar guy. If you are interested in a "Great Mass Satch Jam" in Melbourne let me know and if I ever get it organised I'll make sure you are on the list .

Michelle - oh there you are! And yes you do look midget-like next to your boy :o) looks like you were having fun.

Mon Nov 10 '08 10:57:04 pm Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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This post is pretty short, so I guess I'll take a moment to remind all of the Satch fans who will be traveling to the show in San Francisco (and Reno, depending on the route you take) from out of state that it's now illegal for you to talk on a cell phone while driving a car in California. So, don't do it...unless you want to pay a fine. I hardly ever talk on the phone in my car, but I think that law sucks.


SuperDaveMcCarthy - I love the Ten Words melody...one of my favorite Satch moments for sure, even though I don't like that album all that much.
Listening to: The Mars Volta - De-Loused In The Comatorium (current song: Cicatriz E.S.P.)

...Austin...

Edited Tue Nov 11 '08 1:51 am

Tue Nov 11 '08 1:49:34 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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mama M>yup piccys soon once his temp drops, cuttin teeth cold n ear infection all at the same time, poor lil guy doesnt know whats goin on

Barcelona peeps........John Mclaughlin & Chick Corea are playing Palau de la Musica 18 Nov, anyone goin?

its some line up!

Chick Corea, piano John McLaughlin, guitarra Kenny Garrett, saxo alto Christian McBride, contrabajo Vinnie Colaiuta, baterķa

Austin>I want a mob phone that nulls all the others within a 50 foot radius, they drive me nuts specially south americans who feel compulsed t let everyone else hear their latin music pish on external speaker mode on the metro aaargh

Edited Tue Nov 11 '08 2:45 am

Tue Nov 11 '08 2:07:02 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Slan, aww, poor lil' dude. Give him kisses and cuddles from Auntie Shel. Hope he's feeling better soon. Hope he and Tura are at least getting some sleep. I remember some sleepness night during those times. Hugs to mama T.

Tue Nov 11 '08 3:38:45 am Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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Congrats to Tracie / cheese101 for winning aftershow passes for the Reno show...! :-)

...Austin...

Tue Nov 11 '08 3:53:44 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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buddy I can go in by any kind of meat I want anytime any quantity any size any brand any butchered any custom cut buddy it,s canada meat packer,s King I am canda meat packers King vernoin I dont have to order theourgh canda packer 5 pork chops for a month on my computer and take what ever I am giving that fouckn crazy I buy what I want when I want how I want arnold swarznegger is just going through the motions for his in the states now and I am the head butcher their as well to be king mom steal you stop police canda packers loves little rocky that how I started I sighned up for little rocky baulboa buddy you want strength eat a variety of me no wonder why you ll look like your fouckn weak and dyingi dont pay for no custom cuts the thin stuff is for a martial arts benefit and for my workouts I developed in the supejail before i went for my asessment sent a letter to my mom said reamebr tell me custom cut thin so their but yeah if you ever live with me I live and eat better then the zillionaire I am anyways have to make more coffee later wolf2.
Tue Nov 11 '08 4:52:27 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Austin, thanks for the heads up on the cell phone thing in Cali, not that I talk on it very often ever, but it's good to know...I'm retarded enuff that I'd be the one to get a ticket the one time I talk on the phone....and thanks for the congrats, that win came outta left field for me, never expected it!! Now I just have to wait for Chris to wake up so I can tell him about it!

Mckenna, yer in deep if you don't also text/call me and Michelle, yer American mother hens :) I bet your body clock is alllllllllll screwed up now, eh? Lovely :)

All who are going to the Reno and San Fran shows, beee warned...I have a video camera and I know how to use it!

Well, that's not exactly true....I have a video camera and I PLAN on hoping to possibly, maybe, in some century, learn how to use it for something other than filming my feets!! But yeah....watch out!!! Once it's on video, it no longer stays in Reno/San Fran :)))))))))))

Tue Nov 11 '08 6:04:20 am Set this message as last read

Joe12345678910
Joe Keane
Southampton, Hampshire
England
Plays: Drums (22 years)
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i luv u joe your ze best ps i play drums
Tue Nov 11 '08 7:01:36 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Cappy Steve - You make me smile too! But you never have explained why you have a lisp and say Satchiella instead of Satriella....maybe I should call you Crappy Steve...or Cappy Satrieve...hehe just joking!

Glitzman - Aha thanks for the explanation...so they are just the same as Chili's...I see...Things in the Uk are rainy, just hoping its not raining on Friday as I will start queing to see Paul Gilbert at about 4pm for doors open at 7pm and I don't wanna get wet, although it will be worth it to stand right in front of him again its the bestist place to be coz there is no barrier or anything, last time I could have played his guitar for him...I did have to watch my head sometimes though as Mikey nearly clocked me with the head of his guitar on a number of occasions!

Goldengirl2 - ??? er gem...er....would you like to explain coz I am a little lost?? Hey why the name...I used to watch a program called the Golden Girls?

Hugs to all

Satriella xx

Tue Nov 11 '08 8:09:45 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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mama M tis an unfortunatisity dad has the joy of joys of baby care so no guitar or college for me these last couple o weeks, all his teeth are breakin through at the same time as this feckin ear infection hes had for a month its a nightmare.... liquid poo is sure stinky!
Tue Nov 11 '08 8:19:25 am Set this message as last read

guitarmeister2005

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rice chrispies here. I just found a link from the Vox site with Joe in a video talking about the satchurator distortion pedal. Heres the link:

JOE

:)

Tue Nov 11 '08 8:36:55 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Satchiella - I call you that because i'm a loon and I change most people's nicks a bit. I thought it might be a little obvious where I get the Satch from, come to think of it where I get the iella from is also fairly obvious. If I had a lisp though, I would be calling you Thatchiella!

BTW, I only changed my nick to Cappy because of that fecker Slan. He started calling me that and it caught on with a few others so I bowed to the inevitable and changed.

Mentioning Slan, hey Roy you never answered my post where I axed if any of you musos who have produced CD's ever sit and listen to their own stuff.

Tue Nov 11 '08 9:02:54 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cappy>only if forced lol, i dont like t listen t anything i,ve recorded when its finished i only hear the flaws unless its shared with other musicians i which case i can switch mindset
Tue Nov 11 '08 9:33:50 am Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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JS1200JS1000--- "Maybe its stolen!!! i stole it !!!!!! cause im a stealer!!! lol " I am LMAO!!

That teasing sense of humor--like a bro would do with his sister or brother! You must have brothers and sisters who know this all too well!! I for one love this because my dad, "Joe the Artist/Art Teacher" was goofy with my older sister and me from day one. I didn't have any brothers except my goofy Dad gave me an idea of what that was like.

;-D

Satriella--I enjoy your posts. You are showing off a crazy side of you and that's what I like. :-D

Golden Milli ---Journey STONE IN LOVE "Golden girl I'll keep you forever."

Tue Nov 11 '08 10:18:53 am Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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To add to Austin's post, do not get thrown off by the a--holes who do use their cell phones on the road. There's plenty of them, but YOU will be the one getting pulled over and ticketed for it. You know that's how it works! You can find some cheap bluetooth sets for 20 bucks or so...
Friendly reminder, In California pedestrians have the right of way... You think they're jaywalking? Stop anyway! I got a ticket for "not yielding" on the first week after I moved here, even though the person hadn't crossed the street yet(???). I'm sorry officer, I was thrown off by the green light! The best part of it: the officer told us we should pay attention on the road, and then he wrote the wrong car model on the freaking ticket!!! Gotta love this shit!
This rule sucks the most when you're trying to figure out where you're going!!! Oh, well... Sorry this turned into a rant...


Tue Nov 11 '08 10:26:22 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey what you dont know what latteral pull downs do?I will tell you Alana thats nut,s I just brought my latteral pull down 2001 york gym inside today okay say your pumping iron you have muscles rightbut their not knowhere near as good as they could be the lateral pull down goes over like combs though all the musclesthat you have developed and even,s them it bring,s like your chest together for even more usable power it connects all the muscles line and brings them together mine also has tricep push down and leg curl I have not used it in years this thing makes the inevidibity of death by power from muscles inevdible it forms them into group,s mine kills even better then just my free weight workout combined with this it kills their brain bust their nekc and deadend their flesh so it doesnt even line up with their eye sockets mine needs alittle tlc I kept it outside and always tarped it for winter hey babe yeah brought it in my basement today needs a good wash some silicone around the plugs where they pour the cement in I put a new cable on it few years ago when I was using it aircraft cable hardware store I think it was like 114 dollars or something anyways wait until you see this xcant workout until dentist though but I can work on it few days to defrost later wolf2.
Tue Nov 11 '08 10:52:13 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.

So he sat down and wrote:


Dear Mom

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.


Love, Brian


Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that "you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.=A0 But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.




Love, Mom


LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER



Edited Tue Nov 11 '08 11:15 am

Tue Nov 11 '08 11:15:22 am Set this message as last read

satch4
Rick Ashe
Redding, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (42 years)
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joe howcome you wont try to help fix a problem.... ive written to the webmaster i have not received ANY of my prizes from the "onerobotsdream" contest please tell me what the hang up is

rick

Tue Nov 11 '08 11:46:20 am Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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slanshroom - That Corea / McLaughlin concert sounds like a good one...if you end up going, be sure to tell us all how it is.


Listening to: Porcupine Tree: Lightbulb Sun (current song: Four Chords That Made A Million)

...Austin...

Tue Nov 11 '08 11:55:42 am Set this message as last read
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