Zinc - like that one alot hehe!

Feeling jealous you quite a few of you are all about to see Joe in Reno and SF - pls make sure you get yourselves on the podcast and give us your vids so we can see you all.

Hope the Blue Moon is recovered from his flight.

Listening to the Seattle 93 CD, it's awesome, with lovely blues intros to Extremist and Summer Song, really different sound pumping with energy.

Argh, off to work, gotta earn a dollar, didn't make the 1.5 laps of the footy oval this morning, but ran 1.5 out of 2.0 with a walk at the 1.0 -1.5 mark. Did more sprints than last time tho.

JS1200;JS1000-on the sanfrancisco DVD joe shows 2 delays when he takes you backstage. but, he only has one pedal on his new site for the guitar lessons. so, i don't think he changed that setup much except for adding the pog. maybe it was stolen. haha what about the univibe? that is used on the song "its so good" from SC. i didn't see that on his new site. finally found the octavia pedal joe uses. i did a little research on the octavia pedal too. damn!, lost the link. it was the guy who actually built hendrixs' pedal.

I was in the 12 podcast, Me and my dad up in the balcony, but the lights were so bright you can't see us... :( and joe should wear those beer glasses on stage sometime!

Im not sure if this goes in the right section but here goes nothing.

Hi Joe. Thank you so much for coming to Dallas on 11-6. It my first concert of yours that I have been to and the best overall concert experience I have ever had. It was awesome to be right in front of your pedalboard when you were playing and I was amazed by how great you and the band sounded live. It was my brothers first concert and he loved it as well. He even caught one of Stu's picks. The Satchafunkilus tour shirts are awesome too. Thanks again for the amazing show. Come back to Dallas!!

Good Evening Satchland...

So being out of work and feeling sorry for myself, I like to browse through the Pre-1980 vintage guitars that are being sold on E Bay. How would you like to write a check for this.

SuperDave--Man, I sure hope you get a job soon. My man had to take a job at the Home Depot after working for UL Santa Clara Office (now San Jose) for 21 years. He was out of work for over 2 years and was glad to get (what he called) a survival job. With his disability, it has been difficult for him to find a job because no one wants to hire someone who has seizures unless they have a policy that encourages hiring people of all ability levels and understand that reasonable accommodations won't detract from their business environment.

Anyway, I hope an employer sees what a valuable employee you have been and will be for them. There's a place for you!

Professor:

The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F.

SuperDave - did you see the gold JS guitar? I have no idea if it was a good guitar or not but wow it looked sensational.

Hope the work situation improves soon, surely carpentry and guitar skills are needed in the world somewhere.

Blue_Moon - Aaand you've won aftershow passes for San Francisco. Congrats! :-)

NO WAY!! Looks like me peeps are gonna have a great time on this tour! YAY!!!!

Hopefully he'll get the message that he won.

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you there is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Cappy Steve - I c! Cant say that I had noticed you change anyone elses.....Thatchiella....hahahahahaha LOL....LMHO!

Hey...never bow...be yourself not what others want you to be....Although there is room for a little compromise...most people I know want me to keep my name....But I love Paul & Joe so Satriella Gilbert it is!

zinc - hahaha very true....we always know...although I think you could change mother to women! It just baffles me that men think you dont know when they are lying through their teeth....having a problem with that myself at the moment...

Hey SkippyGirl,

I'll give ya one bloody guess where Roo is from! ya beaut bloody sheila! Love the twang ay!

Owthebloodyellarya?

Cappy... i could always have called y Fish Fingers

Slanshroom - What do you mean you are working on me?

I can't feel anything?

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A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike.

"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

Nope, no more booze for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

No kebab for me, thank you.

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

I'm not interested in fighting you.

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.