Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Hi Joe!
Guess what....
I have just sent off the forms to have my name changed by deed pole from
Sandra Jane Richards
to
Satriella Sandy Gilbert
in honour of my two favourite guitarists...
Joe Satriani and Paul Gilbert
I am just putting the Sandy in the middle for the people who cant cope with me changing my name!
Love ya muchly Joe!!!!!
Hugs Satriella xx
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Mon Nov 10 '08 5:45:16 am
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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giltzman.....what are Jalapenos anyway?
Only intelligent people can read the following!
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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Mon Nov 10 '08 5:51:36 am
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Murphy's lesser known laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, on a hill, in the fog, and 9 times out of 10, they'll have Texas plates on their car....
7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Mon Nov 10 '08 5:58:53 am
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Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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maritime: 1. Great video, just love his style...Good ol' fish face...2.Very good advice, it looks like the Satchurator gives something Trowerish, and more besides! Thanks, I reckon the Satchurator ticks more boxes for me, and it's much cheaper! Effigy wise, sounds lilke a scary 'Wicker man' style town that. (if you haven't seen the film that will make no sense...) Ah! Joni Mitchell, she is a true living legend.
JSPhil: Got to love Top Gear, but not in an entertaining way...
Listening to: Tears in the Rain by Joe
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Mon Nov 10 '08 6:27:31 am
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Two Shay
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One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same
U. S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."
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Mon Nov 10 '08 6:49:39 am
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McDave
Cook, MN
Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Hey Satchland...
The last time I went to our local music store to buy guitar strings, I was surprised that the owner did'nt ask me to bend over first. I was charged a few pennies short of $10 for ONE set of GHS "Boomers". I was beside myself. Anyhow, I just ordered 3 sets of the same strings off of Musicians Friend.com for like $13.. shipping included. I mean, I'm all for supporting a local buisness but that's highway robbery..lol.
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Mon Nov 10 '08 7:00:37 am
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cheese101
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Chad...she's in the beginning, as Joe pans the audience she and her son are like about 7 or 8 people over...her son is tall and slender, and chelle is right next to him, on the left, she has dark hair and is SHORT! :) and she's holding her camera. There's a guy to the right of her son in a black jacket, then a lady in a reddish shirt, then Michelle's son A and then chelle....at about 11 seconds in.
Don't kill me chelle, u ARE a teeny but cute lil thang, lol!!
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Mon Nov 10 '08 7:54:00 am
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GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
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Good Morning Message Page People,
Maritime--Your sharing is priceless and I am at a loss for words this Monday morning.
For whomever posted the three great communicators MySpace pages---Thanks a million or a MILLI? (With all that I am) I used to have a photographic memory--I am reminded that I'm not a young hen anymore.
God Bless Us All!
Got to go to work now at my favorite Library--"The Kids are Alright!
GG2
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Mon Nov 10 '08 7:55:48 am
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campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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A man goes to live in a Monastery, and when he joins the head Monk tells him he has to take a vow of silence. 10 years pass without him saying a single word until one day he is summoned to the head Monk's office. "Its the tenth anniversary of your arrival here, is there anything you would like to say" " Yes" said the man, "The food here is terrible" and he turns around and walks out. 10 more years pass and again he is summoned to the Monks office. "Its been 20 years since your arrival, have you anything to say" "Yes" said the man, "My bed is rock hard" and he turns around and walks out. Another 10 years pass and once again the man is summoned to the Monks office. "Its been 30 years since you arrived, is there anything you would like to say" "Yes" said the man "Im quitting" "Probably a good idea said the Monk, you've done nothing but complain since you got here"
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Mon Nov 10 '08 8:27:07 am
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campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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A man goes to live in a Monastery, and when he joins the head Monk tells him he has to take a vow of silence. 10 years pass without him saying a single word until one day he is summoned to the head Monk's office. "Its the tenth anniversary of your arrival here, is there anything you would like to say" " Yes" said the man, "The food here is terrible" and he turns around and walks out. 10 more years pass and again he is summoned to the Monks office. "Its been 20 years since your arrival, have you anything to say" "Yes" said the man, "My bed is rock hard" and he turns around and walks out. Another 10 years pass and once again the man is summoned to the Monks office. "Its been 30 years since you arrived, is there anything you would like to say" "Yes" said the man "Im quitting" "Probably a good idea said the Monk, you've done nothing but complain since you got here"
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Mon Nov 10 '08 8:27:10 am
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campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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Sorry about the double post, that joke isnt good enough to be told once never mind twice. Its been a while since i was on, how's everyone doing?
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Mon Nov 10 '08 8:30:04 am
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McDave
Cook, MN
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maritime...I'll never buy strings there again...lol. I like the owner of the store, she's very nice and always willing to help, but geezz !! I'd really like to know now what the mark-up is on everything else in the store. I played an acoustic a while back that played nice and was only $300. I wonder what she paid for it.
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Mon Nov 10 '08 8:35:59 am
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nucliess
Dave Rottenberger
Middletown, Ohio
United States
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The instrumentals on my solo recording project were compared to the great Professor Satch... very flattering!
Of course I know better because I've been playing the guitar for 20 years... so I know no one compares to Joe, but it was a flattering comparison by a generous fan nonetheless.
To check out the works in question, Nucliess: Shades of Life, visit nucliess.com.
The instrumental tracks are track 8 (Summer Rain) and track 14 (Mid-Day Melody).
Thanks Joe for the inspiration... I guess some of it rubbed off!
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Mon Nov 10 '08 9:13:26 am
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McDave
Cook, MN
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js1200js1000.....I'd have to drive 350 miles one way to a Guitar Center to see any sort of signature guitars. Our local store does carry lower-end Fender, Martin, Hamer, Takamine and Yamaha guitars. Anything else would have to be "$pecial Ordered"....
After the Satch show in October, we went to the Minneapolis Guitar Center. When I asked to try out a JS-1000, the meatball with the thin tie and know-it-all attitude kind of rolled his eyes at me like I was the 100th person to come in that day and play it..lol. Needless to say, he was'nt going to earn a commision (did I spell that right?) from me. Especially with that attitude.
Today while experimenting with pedals, I realized that my Fulltone Ulitimate Octave has a louder and way better distorted sound than my Boss distortion pedal. Gotta love that Fulltone Fuzz. I think the Boss pedal is going in the closet for a back-up maybe.
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Mon Nov 10 '08 10:35:10 am
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elpp
Jose Martinez
El Paso - Juarez, TX - Chih
US - Mexico
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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I'll abuse my seniority powers and post here the review of last Friday's show in El Paso. Long post warning!
Never been inside the Plaza Theatre before, it is a very nice venue, it seemed a bit weird to see so many older people in dress slacks drinking wine and such, but I guess that's Mountain's crowd. Very first pleasant surprise was when I discovered that the venue map on Ticketmaster is way out of scale, what I thought was a 4th row seat on the left side of the stage turned out to be a 3rd row seat dead smack in the middle. Sweet!
Mountain was a very nice surprise, their music was good, Corky had a show by himself, knocking off cymbals and sending several sticks to the crowd while giving fingers to people who asked him for sticks and making faces at Leslie while he talked. Good music and fun guys, very entertaining set.
Satch rocked hard, not having seen him in 6 years and not having heard any CD's since Strange Beautiful Music, it was very refreshing to see him play 7 songs I had never heard before, highlights for me were Ghosts, Time Machine and what I think was Overdriver.
Jam at the end was extremely good, in all it was a bit over 3 hours (7:30 - 10:40) of great musicianship. And afterwards I was able to get Stu, Jeff and Satch to sign the stuff they hadn't signed 8 years ago when they were here, had a nice small chat with Jeff and got a "promise" from him they won't take 8 more years to come back.
Satch Setlist (this needs help, if you know the name of the new songs let me know): I Just Wanna Rock - Overdriver? - Ice 9 - Satch Boogie - FIABD - Ghosts - New song (sounds a bit similar to Zombie by the Cranberries) - New Song (main lick descends from high notes to low) - One Big Rush - Cool # 9 (with extended bluesy intro) - Time Machine (with extended spacey intro) - Bass Solo (Goin' to California and his regular riff) - Andalucia - Always.. - Surfin.. ENCORE: Crowd Chant - Summer Song - Stormy Monday (Leslie West) - Goin Down (Leslie West).
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Mon Nov 10 '08 11:00:07 am
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GhostriderII
Pedro Nuno Almeida
Montijo,
Portugal
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Hello Joe, first of all you are my favorite guitar hero ever, and of course, I went to see you in Lisboa were i'm from, to see ya live, and you are the one, I think live the feeling is even more thrill than the cd's, and I must say that on song in particular made me cry of infinity joy and that was FLYING IN A BLUE DREAM, I can lsiten to it all day long and still have my skin like a chicken, just absolutely wondersong guitar riff ever, in every cd that you released you kwon how to translate someone to another dimension, but I'm writting not just because i'm a huge fan ever sice in 1987 my Older brother played for the first time the first song I ever listen from you and still today I remember which one was from the album SURFING WITH THE ALIEN and the track was CRUSHING DAY, was like the world just blow in my face with 14 years old, and never was the same ever after thanks to you JOE, but i'm writting for ask a favor if possible , because after the show in 30 TH of April in Portugal in Lisbon It would be impossible to reach you, but i'm asking now if possible, one of my buddies couldn't make to the show even that he got a ticket, well hw bought it but his son oh 2 years old in the day of the show eated it, he was bezeark, he went mad, so me and another friend that went to your show in that night, would like to give him a souvenier we could remember that day, like a autograph a piece of paper hand writting from you Joe, something you could do for this friend of yours that still today is absolutely sad with that night, he's listening all the time to the album from you THE EXTREMIST, I even related this accident on my blog if you to check the autentacy of what i'm saying on my personal blog that is http://www.big-ghostrider.blogspot.com/, we had the idea to give him something from you on christmas time, please we are beging you for help if you could do something for this poor lad, and continou doing what you do best everytime you play the guitar, MUSIC like no one.
Regards from yours truly fan...
Pedro Almeida
Pedro.stigmata@gmail.com
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Mon Nov 10 '08 11:14:30 am
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Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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Al / Blue_Moon should be landing in San Francisco any minute now...I wonder how many plane people he's managed to annoy. ;-)
Mahavishnu - Jonny Lang is great...his last two albums have focused a bit more on his vocals than his guitar playing, but check out his first two (Lie To Me and Wander This World). I first saw him back in 1997, opening for Aerosmith when he was 16.
I do remember Ty Oliver...thanks for that link.
MaRcO7 - We don't know a specific date, but I think it's safe to say we'll get it before Christmas.
dartvader - Joe probably used a Dunlop Crybaby 535Q wah on Summer Song, but he's using a prototype of his own signature wah on the road right now...
maritime - I saw video of Joe's pedalboard in one of his podcasts (or maybe it was one of Stu's YouTube videos)...he only has on Boss delay pedal there now. So the Time Machine has replaced one of 'em.
campbell - It's cool to see you here again...how's married life? Do you have any photos you can share with us?
elpp - You were correct on Overdriver. The two songs you're missing are (Zombie) Revelation, from his newest album, and Super Colossal.
Thanks for sharing your review. How's life going otherwise? I hope you're doing well.
Listening to: Lacuna Coil - Unleashed Memories (current song: Distant Sun)
...Austin...
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Mon Nov 10 '08 11:55:36 am
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wolf2
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buddy if your ohnest and truly strong,like have enough strength at times to kill between 17-36 people your mother is not allowed into an iga grocery stroe not in this province well the store owner does it he tell,s her what to steal how to get caught police and everything well you cant have both if your using his food to build stregth past 8 murder law it,s international grocers association 8 murder law is what it,s called like if I was to be as strong as me and my mother allowed into the store or bring me grocery,sfor one they wouldnt allow it because they wouldnt know if the man with all the strength with the mother was alrightfor 2 it,s againg meat packers law the supplier and even the butcher to let your mother carry your grocery,s or meat when you have exceeded butcher strength this is true and it goes on and on it use to be the iga 13 murder law now it,s the 8 murder law they use anyways later wolf2.
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Mon Nov 10 '08 12:40:37 pm
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aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
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I'm getting a nice little bonus from work this year, apparently I deserve it. Well derrr! it is me after all.....
What to spend it on.....
Satchurator or jemini????
I currently have a Zoom GFX 5 and GFX 8. Should I stick with the Zoom's or splash out for an upgrade? It will be running through a JSX combo.
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Mon Nov 10 '08 1:05:20 pm
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Roodhoofd
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http://www.scott-landers.com
Joe,
I found this guy just recently, do you know him? Please visit his site and listen to his music please. Give him your support, he really deserves it ......
Aat from Holland (Maybe you know me, I'm the old beggar with the painfull ears ;)
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