mrbluetone--Congrats on getting Satchurated!!!

Michelle--who is this man who would get more than half naked for you?

Tracie--Did you know that Joe borrowed Stu Hamm from GK and will have to give him back? This lending and borrowing of people should only happen at a library where it is legit!!!

Joe--Please turn yourself over to San Francisco's main public library so people can check you out!! I would love to borrow you. ;-D

Mr. McKenna--Great moon photo. Is it true you were born under a wanderin star? You can wander into California any time your heart desires--you have my permission.

For those of you who live in bitter cold places--please do yourselves a favor and visit Australia and New Zealand. It's late Spring down under, and much warmer weather I'm sure.

T-care ya'll

OOOHHHH!!! BLUE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

I like "fecking" SUMMER SONG!!! So lay it on me you handsome creature, you!! You are too handsome for this tormented world!! A sight for sore eyes!!!!!!!!

I think I need to take a COLD shower!!! I'm gettin' hot flashes again!! LOL

Ally, it's one degree colder in Dublin than it is here. It's colder where the massive one is. I think it sucks when it gets dark so early. That makes everything seem more blecky. Have a shot of whiskey and run around that giant mansion of yers. That should warm ya right up. lol!

GGirl, Who would get more than half naked for me? Shall we take a poll? lmao!! What's more than half? One sock on, one off? Besides, it's not who would do it, it's who I would want to see do it. lol! As for our youngin' Al, are you turning into a cougar? lol!

DEc. 1 - Time for some Christmas vids :-)

WHY do I always get in THIS MODE before bedtime. lol!

Gee, and here I wuz thinkin it's a good night to watch "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"...which is on in about 10 minutes....but then the heavy metal stuff gets goin and it's so hard to CHOOSE!!!

Did you know that jalapeno peppers are freakin HOT? I mean, HOT!!! FFS, the oils must still be on my fingers or something, I keep burning my lips off!!! Talk about being retarded....

But u've started it now chelle, Dec 1st...time fer the Xmas carols to start....

Speaking of bitter cold, my thermometer says it's -9 F right now. How you doin' ?

Minnesota EEEEEYYYYYY !!!

fatape - LMAO

MJS99 - nice shots of the "planet-pic" thing - we had t0 go out last night (school thing) and missed it.

Cheesey - thanks for that link to the little interview - it heartened me soul that Joe said anyone can learn however they want i.e. self-taught, lessons whatever. There was a small mention of talent but.....

Check out this beautiful Chrome Boy

Cappy Steve _ LOL....Dont worry...I am too stubborn to jump...

I think for real I would just say "stuff you, I don't need anyone...I am perfectly capable of looking after myself!"

Walk back into the building and be more determined to go it alone!

People can be a pain in the backside anyway...who needs em...without em we would all have far less stress LOL

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. .

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Joe, we're spreading your music to those that wouldn't ordinarily hear it in local , regional clubs. We're a front band doing instrumental rock. My son Daniel is a one man G3. Check him out at www.myspace.com/danielkyre.

We saw you in Durham NC recently. We love your stuff man!

Oh my wrd I just realized I got a new name, so that means I got a new silly one too...remember this...

Here is some fun for you all:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = dotty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = but
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

OK my old name was Sloopy Farkle Face

my new name is Tootsie Farkle Tush

Joe's new name is:

Crusty Dippin Sniffer

Sorry Joe hehehe thems the breaks!

Paul Gilbert is

Dipsy Farkle Tush

OK come on you lot whats yours?

Why english is a pain to learn

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

I am Sneezy Battyface...

OK, OK, I'm awake....relatively speaking. (Need to take my meds.)

Wolfie--you still in your bikini briefs for Michelle? Wow!! I'm glad I'm not there, man. I think you should send her a photo!!

My man, Steve put on "Come on Baby" so I think he wants to talk and cuddle.

"OK.......I'm on my way, Sweetie."

Catch up with ya'll later..

HUGS

Hello, Mr. Satriani. When it comes to music, I've always been interested in virtuosity, creativity, clarity, and indepencence. As a result of being raised on Classical, Baroque, and some Romantic music, I have never been too attracted to words - only instrumental compositions. Therefore, as a young guy growing up in Forest Hills, NY (you and I are the same age, incidentally), I always listened to instrumental music, such as, Focus, Yes, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Genesis, and newer instrumental jazz. Approx. one year ago I happened to hear "One Big Rush" and I was instantly moved!! I had to hear more, so I purchased all of the CDs available, one or two at a time. I enjoy your style very much. My wife and kids think I'm nuts, but that's OK.

Then I purchased two DVDs - "G3" and "Live" recorded at The Grove in Anaheim (May, 2006). Very impressive work. However, I'm not a big fan of the MTV-created two second shots, jumping around all over the stage. I prefer to see all artists, and focus in on any of them when I want to, not when the camera forces me to. We miss some of the good riffs because the director does not know the music, or because of the perception that everyone loves the quick jumping around of the camera angles.

Will there be more DVDs coming out from your latest 2008 Tour? If so, when? I'm Looking forward to more of your work!