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Skippygirl

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Do The Stu - you will be in for Joe Satchuration by the sounds of it, lucky you.

So was that a no re the "Hi Skippygirl" sign? :0)

Thu Nov 6 '08 9:45:55 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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When I wake up

Well I know i'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's beating down on Roo

And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles to punch him on the jaw!

Edit, did someone mention Patron? I love beer.

Edited Fri Nov 7 '08 3:03 am

Fri Nov 7 '08 3:00:55 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Oh Cappy, you naughty, naughty boy! Starting my day off with that nonsense. lol! Now it's in there, swimming around erasing all other thoughts. The stupid beat is playing, and the scottish accent is going...round and round. If I hear it at work, I'll probably bust out laughing. Then they'll know I'm mad for sure!

Happy 21st anniversary to me and my husband!!! yay!!

When I go out...well you know I'm gonna be... arrrrggghhhh!

Fri Nov 7 '08 3:33:43 am Set this message as last read

tikimon

tampa, florida
usa
Plays: Guitar (56 years)
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proclaimer..yep mentioned patron and beer.

js1200js1000 ...i have posted a 2 or 3 line link b4. all my problems getting it to work were me not doing exactly as the instruction said.

michelle... congrats. have our 25th coming up soon.

Edited Fri Nov 7 '08 3:42 am

Fri Nov 7 '08 3:41:35 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Hey not too, much going on here doing the morning thing,I,m just making some coffee.I ride a bicycle hey joe no shit to the doctor,s postoffice grocerystore drugstore everything everyyear as soon as the snow melt,s I bought it at canadian tire like 6 or 7 years ago ,oh it,s still good could kind of use a new one sometime ,you never know wrong adress last night unless I was hearing thing,s they got scared and left wrong address waiting for my hunting licence renewall in the mail I own Savage arm,s hey man it,s ready for alittle withdrawl buddy I have a whole plant and factory where I make gun,s savage arm,s it,s called anyways later wolf2 they radio,d before their ready later wolf2.
Fri Nov 7 '08 3:50:17 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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A little happy anniversary prezzie for Conch.

Oh I know i'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who made you laugh today

And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who made you laugh and roll down on the floor!

Edited Fri Nov 7 '08 4:09 am

Fri Nov 7 '08 4:00:08 am Set this message as last read

roo
Andrew Longhorn
iphone app: RooSatch
Australia
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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I also have all the tracks from sunshine on leith on my favourites playlist.

:(

Fri Nov 7 '08 4:03:55 am Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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"To be the man who walks 500 miles and fall down at your door" "Da da da da...da da da da.....da da da da da dadadada..da !!!!!

GlitzMan.....I used to do banquet set-up at a Marriott when I was a senior in high school...fun..fun. Nothing like setting up 50 round tables for 10 and then throwing on a cheap tuxedo so you can work 4 or 5 of those tables by yourself. No wonder I started smoking pot a lot around that time...lol.

Edited Fri Nov 7 '08 5:15 am

Fri Nov 7 '08 5:11:24 am Set this message as last read

tikimon

tampa, florida
usa
Plays: Guitar (56 years)
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pfffft...i'm not walking anywhere today. gonna play my guitars and drink beer and patron.
Fri Nov 7 '08 5:14:34 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Did I mention I love beer?

I'll even drink tequila at a pinch! ;-)

Fri Nov 7 '08 5:28:21 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need.

$o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, Justin

----------------------------------------------

Dear Justin,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.

Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad

Fri Nov 7 '08 5:40:24 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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More Thoughts

Life is sexually transmitted.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you £500.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you £0.30?

In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

We know exactly where one cow with Foot and Mouth disease is located among the millions of cows in Britain, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

'Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow'.

Fri Nov 7 '08 5:42:12 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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I have respect for almost everyone who has the guts and talent to get up and perform for others but this has got to be a fecking joke!
Fri Nov 7 '08 5:44:24 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug." Do you want a room with or without a view?

Fri Nov 7 '08 5:45:30 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...hey and yeah! imagine the power it take,s to solely live everyday from a bicycle?buddy I even heard a police officer tell anotherone anyone fouck,s with that guy who live,s off the bicycle were talking dead the cop said to the other cop this guy has so much foucking power man you wouldnt fouckn believe it he has so much power I ohnestly cant fouckn believe it! well thats what you do man pump iron every other day for 40 minute,s and ride your bicycle for aquirement,s isnt it? thats what I do buddy construction crews that come here that build houses go man that guy rides a bicycle holy fouck is the bicycle guy ever strong I would like to be able to do that! if I do anything it will be cmha canadian tire in bacroft ne cantarian tire catalouge and buy a new bicycle I cant workout right now I need 3 filling,s I have just been hammering the bicycle though hey joe it,s great well your not suppose to workout for about 9 incrol their called before a dentist and wait until what he tell,s you later wolf2.
Fri Nov 7 '08 5:45:55 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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What Money can do for you!

It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock But not Time

It can buy a Book

But not Knowledge

It can buy a Position But not Respect

It can buy Medicine But not Health

It can buy Blood But not Life

It can buy Sex But not Love ______________

Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS, PERSONAL CHECKS, CASHIERS CHECKS, BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, ETC.

PLEASE: NO CHILDREN AS PAYMENTS. THEY WILL BE RETURNED.

Fri Nov 7 '08 5:47:34 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Happy anniversary chelle and Dave, good wishes for many more for you!
Fri Nov 7 '08 6:22:02 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Cappy Proclaimer HERE are a few of your favourite things combined!!!!

There is also another ad that uses "On My Way" by the Proclaimers.....

Edited Fri Nov 7 '08 6:24 am

Fri Nov 7 '08 6:23:36 am Set this message as last read

Railton
Mark Railton
Denmark
Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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Hey Satchland

I have started learning "Surfing with the alien" I dont think i can learn it like the original now. I dont remeber the tabs as good, couse i havent been playing for 5-40 years like you have yet (Have only been playing for one). I do also like the live versions better, so i will just combine some improvising and som riffs from the song the places were Satch also improvise :P


Question: Has there ever been made a "Ibanez RG (One type of guitar)" to "Fender Stratocaster (A other type of guitar)" sound pedal?

If you dont understand my question please ask


Have a nice day people!

Edited Fri Nov 7 '08 6:26 am

Fri Nov 7 '08 6:25:22 am Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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I finally got around to opening a MySpaceMusic site. Maybe someday I'll actually have my own music on there.

Happy Anniversary Michelle & Dave...( he sounds like a great guy of course..lol )

Railton....There are amp simulators out there but I'm not sure about guitar simulators. If there is I want to try one....it could save everyone thousands of dollars if was a good product..lol.

Everyone please excuse my multiple posts. I'm not working and I'm stuck at home with no vehicle. And two little girls orbiting around me whenever I decide to move a muscle.

Edited Fri Nov 7 '08 7:20 am

Fri Nov 7 '08 6:37:22 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Happy anniversary (singing the super fast Flintstone's version) Dave and Michelle. I am guessin' Dave has put up with a lot of Satchrionics over the years.....
Fri Nov 7 '08 6:39:48 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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WTG Scoobs!
Fri Nov 7 '08 7:08:22 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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I Love Wavey :0 well done m
Fri Nov 7 '08 9:38:25 am Set this message as last read

Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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roo: Satchinabox Love that! Coming to a store near you..
Mahavishnu: Wow, did you know they called the drummer Frank Beard on account of him not having a beard? No? Well, you learn something useless every day =D

Listening to: Cryin' by Joe
Fri Nov 7 '08 9:41:02 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Man who died last night? doe,s anyone know well I will tell you alot of time,s when I sleep I get humongus and it,s usually rambo 3 no shit last night I woke up to use the washroom I thought I heard that crazy donny petersen outside with 2 wimpy biker,s right man anyways it was conan the destroyer so I flexed and said wrong address then it changed into rambo I flexed and said deffintely the wrong address if you dont leave your gonna focuking die! they were out their going yeah! right from me sending kingston penitentairy up his ass anyways then I was sleeping rambo the latest rambo again woke up the pig,s so I saidyeah in a small voice opened the door punched him and his whole body fragmented like dust! was that lastnight? but last night was deffinetly not the right time to have the wrong address my psycahitrist at providence continuing care said my body changes and gets even bigger then stallone like arnold swarznegger it doe,s alrightlike I am sure their must be other adress,s that would spare their live,s buddy if fouckn rambo or conan punches you their aint nothing left heavier then creamation ! later wolf2.
Fri Nov 7 '08 9:45:16 am Set this message as last read
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