Hi Joe!

giltzman.....what are Jalapenos anyway?

Only intelligent people can read the following!

Murphy's lesser known laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, on a hill, in the fog, and 9 times out of 10, they'll have Texas plates on their car....

7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

Hey Satchland...

WOO HOO, Michelle and her son A made it on the podcast, YEAH!!! Right in the first few seconds.....

Chad...she's in the beginning, as Joe pans the audience she and her son are like about 7 or 8 people over...her son is tall and slender, and chelle is right next to him, on the left, she has dark hair and is SHORT! :) and she's holding her camera. There's a guy to the right of her son in a black jacket, then a lady in a reddish shirt, then Michelle's son A and then chelle....at about 11 seconds in.

Good Morning Message Page People,

Maritime--Your sharing is priceless and I am at a loss for words this Monday morning.

For whomever posted the three great communicators MySpace pages---Thanks a million or a MILLI? (With all that I am) I used to have a photographic memory--I am reminded that I'm not a young hen anymore.

God Bless Us All!

Got to go to work now at my favorite Library--"The Kids are Alright!

js1200js1000.....I'd have to drive 350 miles one way to a Guitar Center to see any sort of signature guitars. Our local store does carry lower-end Fender, Martin, Hamer, Takamine and Yamaha guitars. Anything else would have to be "$pecial Ordered"....

After the Satch show in October, we went to the Minneapolis Guitar Center. When I asked to try out a JS-1000, the meatball with the thin tie and know-it-all attitude kind of rolled his eyes at me like I was the 100th person to come in that day and play it..lol. Needless to say, he was'nt going to earn a commision (did I spell that right?) from me. Especially with that attitude.

Hello Joe, first of all you are my favorite guitar hero ever, and of course, I went to see you in Lisboa were i'm from, to see ya live, and you are the one, I think live the feeling is even more thrill than the cd's, and I must say that on song in particular made me cry of infinity joy and that was FLYING IN A BLUE DREAM, I can lsiten to it all day long and still have my skin like a chicken, just absolutely wondersong guitar riff ever, in every cd that you released you kwon how to translate someone to another dimension, but I'm writting not just because i'm a huge fan ever sice in 1987 my Older brother played for the first time the first song I ever listen from you and still today I remember which one was from the album SURFING WITH THE ALIEN and the track was CRUSHING DAY, was like the world just blow in my face with 14 years old, and never was the same ever after thanks to you JOE, but i'm writting for ask a favor if possible , because after the show in 30 TH of April in Portugal in Lisbon It would be impossible to reach you, but i'm asking now if possible, one of my buddies couldn't make to the show even that he got a ticket, well hw bought it but his son oh 2 years old in the day of the show eated it, he was bezeark, he went mad, so me and another friend that went to your show in that night, would like to give him a souvenier we could remember that day, like a autograph a piece of paper hand writting from you Joe, something you could do for this friend of yours that still today is absolutely sad with that night, he's listening all the time to the album from you THE EXTREMIST, I even related this accident on my blog if you to check the autentacy of what i'm saying on my personal blog that is http://www.big-ghostrider.blogspot.com/, we had the idea to give him something from you on christmas time, please we are beging you for help if you could do something for this poor lad, and continou doing what you do best everytime you play the guitar, MUSIC like no one. Regards from yours truly fan...