slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Mikesb>where hairy arsed jocks run free n sheep run scared
Cappy didnt y mean...... a whole week of sun and not a single mention of ColdSnatch lmao
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Fri Dec 19 '08 3:24:21 pm
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Two Shay
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Scooby Doo - It was the island of Tenerife, not the sunniest at this time of year but still good. Easy to arrange at relatively short notice and fairly easy to get there and back. Not only are they now short on suds with the festive season approaching, but short of wine AND Capitan Morgan.
Slan the man - Cheeky! But yep, i'm a little low on zinc at the moment.
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Fri Dec 19 '08 3:46:20 pm
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Tuesdayschild
Victoria
Northern Ireland
Plays: Vocals
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Michelle, if girls had wet dreams...Zakk Wylde would do it for me!!!!!!
Here's him at 18 playing a goldtop...wonder if he had the means, as an 18 year old, to have a real one! I just bought a 'pretend one' on Ebay...it's ok for me I'm a three chord wonder!
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Fri Dec 19 '08 3:52:46 pm
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wolf2
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...Hey let me tell you exactly what happened when I was at dunfords of havelock the can-am and ski-doo dealership he said 85 formula mx what type of engine I said type 468 he said thats the talking engine man do you hear thing,s? he said if you do it could be from secret files or above information like that thats what the talking engine does I will give you 300,000 dollars for it I said nope he said do you know the truth about rotax he said their a guy named frank buscema who is the owner of rotax he own aprilla motorcycles whic he builds engines for at rotax and by compter he lets bombardier do things like invest 3 million dollars into new construction thats buissness with my canadian mental health assocition worker with me I said whats your name he said dwayne I said buddy I am Frank buscema he started talking about my aprilla race bikes with the rotax in it he said these mach1 caps are suppose to be 70 dollars each you can have em for 5.49 each my cmha worker said lets get out of here ,like i didnt need to know all that dwayne said your engine is actualy worth 7 million dollars the talking engine but i will give you between 300,and 700 thousand whenever you want to sell it anyways later wolf2.
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Fri Dec 19 '08 3:54:31 pm
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GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Wolfie and I are way out there! I want off this efffing planet! I think I have always been mentally weird--depressed. I have trouble concentrating on things and am easily distracted and it makes me effing crazy! I have been a sex mainiac all my life and I didn't know it until I was 14. Great! A few months after JS took up guitar playing, I had sex for the first time! Lovely! No, no...I'm a nice girl, I didn't smoke, smoke weed, do blow, shoot heroin or pop pills! I resisted everything except chocolate, root beer and sex! How pathetic! No wonder I'm such a loser! My mom said she wanted a boy anyway AND my dad wanted me the way I was! They said they had me because my sister asked for a little brother or sister AND I turned out to be a girl instead of a boy that was wanted!! Stupid friggin girl!! That's why I'm so effed up.
I want to sleep with my guitar--Still trying to tune it and place fingers for chords--It's gonna take me a looooooooooong time!!
GoldenGirl2 :-(
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Fri Dec 19 '08 4:52:18 pm
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Two Shay
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Slan - Perfect pitch. Dunno if this little story will help but it is true. An old colleague of mine used to be a club singer, bit of a pain for him at times 'cause back in the days when we had booze on the ships he was always called upon to have a sing as the evening progressed. Annyhoo, chin wagging away with him one day we got into how come he started singing in clubs and why he packed it in and started working for a living. It turns out that he can sing any song and without thinking about it can manage to sing in perfect pitch, however he never 'made it' as a singer, just didn't have that something that makes someone stand out. So, i'm no expert and I don't pretend to be but it seems to me that mastering perfect pitch is not necessarily the answer but what comes out of a person, be it through an instrument or voice. Could this be where that thing called 'tone' rears it's ugly head? Of course there are always those geniuses who have it all. Lucky bastards! Having said all that, I could be talking complete ballix!
Best o' luck in your search.
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Fri Dec 19 '08 5:18:52 pm
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cheese101
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Satrini Phil....so sorry to hear about your kitty, I hope she's going to be okay very soon...they are family members, even if covered with fur :)
Wicket vids chelle!! U know I love that one, LOL...EEEEEEEeeeennnnnneeeeemmmmmeeeeee.....and if I'd had a different life, woulda wanted to go snowboarding myself, it looks like so much fun!
Cap'n Steve, I think I need to clear something up. Joe's daughter is the one who had the baby...and he's beautiful and perfect and so sweet. Both momma and baby are good and learning life together now.....Chris is kinda separated from the whole thing but thinks it's great that everything turned out well. We don't even live in the same country as momma and baby...but my arms are achin to be there, for sure. My Joe would have been so proud, and so happy to be here with his grandson...that's the heartbreaking part of this, for everyone. But he lives on in the new baby...sweet lil Keagan, and in his daughter.
Milli....I just....don't even know what to say to u....do you take meds for your depression at all? Cuz if not...they might help. I dunno....but u were born a girl and everyone just hasta get over it, accept it and move on, maybe yes?
Hi Joe, hear you've recently been in the studio doing some recording for ChickenfootPA :) Are you excited? How's it going? Anything you can share?
Tomorrow I drive over a really nasty mountain to try to bring Chris home for the week of Christmas....I have a 4-wheel drive jeep and studs on the tires.....god hep us to get there and back without a slide offa dat mountain!! It's a blizzard out there!! Packed snow, ice....*shivers*...to be continued.....
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Fri Dec 19 '08 6:18:25 pm
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El Nicko
Nick
Christuchurch,
New Zealand
Plays: Guitar (26 years)
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"I think as much as possible we look at what other people are doing and try and steal all the good bits from all of them. . . . We are affected by everything that's going on, but we steal from so many different places that, hopefully, it becomes untraceable,"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BONED!
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Fri Dec 19 '08 6:20:10 pm
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cheese101
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From The Daily Telegraph, December 20th (Aussie time :)
COLDPLAY'S Chris Martin has denied ripping off Joe Satriani's If I Could Fly, but he has admitted stealing from another artist.
Martin has admitted that the band's 2000 single 'Shiver' was essentially a Jeff Buckley rip-off.
The star was speaking on the Chris Moyles Show on BBC Radio 1 when he made the admission.
"It's a blatant Jeff Buckley attempt," he told Moyles. "Not quite as good, that's what I think. We were 21 and he was very much a hero, and as with those things it tends to filter through."
website here
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hizakigp
Illinois
Plays: Guitar (17 years)
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so i was surfing the interbutts and i came across this
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/joe-satriani.jpg
Love ya satch. SBM is my fav! keep up the awesome work and have a merry xmas.
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Fri Dec 19 '08 10:45:28 pm
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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cappy:It will be interesting t find out how much of the course is bull, i,ll let ya know when i,m done.The idea of being able t distinguish one note from another without going near an instrument i find incredibly appealing.I,ve made it my challenge for the next 5 years t be able t write & score for symphonic orchestra straight rom head as quick as y can snap yer fingers.Honest efficiency gone ballistic.I know what i,m shootin for but no idea how much muck the ball will pick up on its way downhill again.It will be an interesting bumpy ride
GG2:I respect open honesty but whoa girlie did y drink that bottle from the arse up?
on yer eh...addiction get your Thyroid checked out! i,ll let ya in on something personal as your being so honest.My mother had t have part of this gland cut out when i was a kid.She was hyper metabolic & suffered from the same condition as yourself which was wearing my ol man out lol.I believe they use drugs now t stabalize, it also wreeks havoc on natural chemicals in the brain leaving some t be diagnosed bi-polar.Get a check up n good luck
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Two Shay
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Monterrey Trace - Aha, my misunderstanding! I thought you'd kept that a secret very well and was musing on what can be done these days! Annyhoo, feel the warmth from your friends in here, some you have met, some you haven't, some you have corresponed with privately, some only through these pages, some you have come to love, some you tolerate (that's prolly me! LOL).
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Sat Dec 20 '08 2:43:35 am
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wolf2
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...Hey thats what kington penitenteary told me though ,that I require a piston it, s from me making deadly assaults I guess i dont recall or have any re collection of doing them theirs some kind of oil that comes from it that makes my brain and body dirty so yeah it,s my engines .Not too much happening here just wakeing up drinking some coffffffeeeeeee! talking to you, brain stew girl whats inside of you! later wolf2.
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Sat Dec 20 '08 2:52:48 am
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wolf2
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...I will tell you a little kingston penitentiary female corectional office r story,.She sais to me I am just going over some videos man she said it,s sexy and cute but extremely danger wolf2 she said man people are so jealous their always trying to do thing,s to you she said they try to fight you approach you and they think because their fouckn huge and go to all the fancy gym,s and stuff that their able to kill you she said anyways when your surrounded in a cut off shirt man she said then you flex! and your serious but they dont have a foucking clue what their looking at but it,s deadly she said it just looks like an arm but it,s actual your power from weightlifting anyways thats cute she said anyways then you kille them all sometimes 900 or more at once this one time you kill1437 men that tryed you all at the same time you were blowing your fist right through their bodys cops just leave you alone one time the cops tryed to break up you! killing them you killed all the cops went thorugh em like nothing bolowing your fist right through their bullet proof vest and removing their spines and those cops had everything tazers the whole deal absolutely no match for you they just leave you,she said your little flex thing is like serious man it means back off or your gonna die but it,s just the way it look,s and you do it all the time get apiston the oil hold dirts later wolf2.
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Sat Dec 20 '08 3:30:43 am
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Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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ibanez_god: What's the valveking like? I was looking at the head y'see...=D
Oh yeh, there's that mass chat thing tonight...
Listening to: Beautiful Girls by Van Halen
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Sat Dec 20 '08 4:01:13 am
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wolf2
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I feel better now had a pooh ,i get alittle weird if I have to have a pooh sort of like well disgruntled because my testi2cles are seprate from my boul controls from the irish in me thats what kingston hosital said.It was most certainly that pice of felt under the needle in the carbureator I could gangster his ass,like extrort him until he sout of buissness but he sort of is out of buissness and fouck man i JUST HAD MY RON,S MIXED UP WELL ONE RON IS MY CMHA WORKER ANOTHER RON IS MY LEG BREAKER AT FIRST I THOUGHT LETS GET RON TO DRIVE US THEIR AND i WILL BREAK HIS LEG THEN i SAID HOLY FOUCK GOOD THING WERE ABOUT TO TALK TO JOE YOU CANT DO THAT WITH THE CMHA WORKER or I could punch a cop take his gun after hes dead put it to his head make him sighnover cut a finger off run the hosiptal and even drive him their buddy hes screwed me up medicalyor i could send vince to break his nose or i could send ron to break his leg annhh who know it aint over though! later wolf2.
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