My Vox Satchurator is awesome and I can get the Satch tone going now. Here's my demo

YAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just got 9000 DKR of my dad, so now i can afford an Ibanez JS1200 and a VOX Satchurator pedal! :D :D :D

I wandered lonely as a cloud

That floats o'er dales and hills

hey joe im dave from australia i met you in brisbane you signed my guitar neck for me i really enjoyed your show that night. but i have 1 question why dont you have the podcast clips for australia i thought you would want to put them in to be a apart of your whole tour. if anyone out there can tell me

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, 'I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'

As the officer makes out a second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit fitted in the car he had just pulled over, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,'Dammit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well t hat you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

I love this part........ ... :

'Only when he's been drinking.'

Dont you just hate it when the one person you turn to for advise ignores you!

Glad I am not teetering on the edge of a building ready to jump....

Can you imagine the scene....

I'm a few days behind on posts, and I'm going to get even further behind because I'm going on a mini-vacation until Wednesday, but I wanted to make a quick comment because the last podcast was uploaded today...

Once again, it was cool to hang with everyone in Reno and San Francisco...hopefully we can do something awesome like that again next year. :-)

You can see me give the \m/ metal horns \m/ and hear me scream at the end of the crowd shot in San Diego, and then I'm somewhere else too...but I won't say anything because no one has commented on the podcast yet.

Anyway...

T2J: INFECTED BY SATCHAFUNKILITIS!!!

;+) You can see me and Chris just barely in Reno, and not at all in San Fran, but the banner is there, woo woo! I'ma hafta go back and watch a few more times to try to pick out the other t2j'ers in Reno and San Fran, it goes by soooo fast, but I know you were all there!! We miss you all, we miss Reno, we miss San Fran and WE MISS JOE!!

And Joseph...it's so true....T2J is infected all right, LOL!! But in this case, it's a very good "diagnosis" to have :)

howdy saturani's.

joes still the man-hill groove what a laid back tune:-)

VAT-15%-its only good if you spend about a grand. and its going up to 20% in a few years to re-coup losses.

and remeber thats 2.5% on the vat-not the retail price of items. so on a £1 its bugga all.

and national insurance is going up to-yippee doo!

keep us sane with your tunes of hope and joy Mr.S.

anyway its bloody cold.

GNR new album-its axls solo album i think-taken on its own merits its got some good and some not so good tunes-worth the wait? probably not but that axl's a funny fella.

looking foward to this new prince of persia game on friday-and they remade bionic commando and it rocks. also recommend dead space:-)

No offence, but: ............. ........... ........ COME BACK TO HOLLAND JOE!!! haha :) I couldn't make it to one of your concerts earlier this year and that was such a mega ultra bummer!!! Please come back one day, I hereby promise I'll be there!!!!

We miss ya!

mrbluetone--Congrats on getting Satchurated!!!

Michelle--who is this man who would get more than half naked for you?

Tracie--Did you know that Joe borrowed Stu Hamm from GK and will have to give him back? This lending and borrowing of people should only happen at a library where it is legit!!!

Joe--Please turn yourself over to San Francisco's main public library so people can check you out!! I would love to borrow you. ;-D

Mr. McKenna--Great moon photo. Is it true you were born under a wanderin star? You can wander into California any time your heart desires--you have my permission.

For those of you who live in bitter cold places--please do yourselves a favor and visit Australia and New Zealand. It's late Spring down under, and much warmer weather I'm sure.

T-care ya'll

OOOHHHH!!! BLUE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

I like "fecking" SUMMER SONG!!! So lay it on me you handsome creature, you!! You are too handsome for this tormented world!! A sight for sore eyes!!!!!!!!

I think I need to take a COLD shower!!! I'm gettin' hot flashes again!! LOL