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Donkey Hotay

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Wake up MICHELLION LMAO
Mon Dec 1 '08 5:06:00 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Satchiella - Did somebody say JUMP?
Mon Dec 1 '08 6:37:22 am Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
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I'm a few days behind on posts, and I'm going to get even further behind because I'm going on a mini-vacation until Wednesday, but I wanted to make a quick comment because the last podcast was uploaded today...

Once again, it was cool to hang with everyone in Reno and San Francisco...hopefully we can do something awesome like that again next year. :-)

You can see me give the \m/ metal horns \m/ and hear me scream at the end of the crowd shot in San Diego, and then I'm somewhere else too...but I won't say anything because no one has commented on the podcast yet.

Anyway...

...Austin...

Mon Dec 1 '08 9:31:29 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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yeah you really went for it, and looked like you had lots of room to move about, feckin squashed in San Francisco

Here's a pic i just took, and freezin outside, kinda sucks a bit cause it was a bit dark, but the ideas there


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Mon Dec 1 '08 9:39:48 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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T2J: INFECTED BY SATCHAFUNKILITIS!!!

;+) You can see me and Chris just barely in Reno, and not at all in San Fran, but the banner is there, woo woo! I'ma hafta go back and watch a few more times to try to pick out the other t2j'ers in Reno and San Fran, it goes by soooo fast, but I know you were all there!! We miss you all, we miss Reno, we miss San Fran and WE MISS JOE!!

And Joseph...it's so true....T2J is infected all right, LOL!! But in this case, it's a very good "diagnosis" to have :)

Thanks for all the podcasts and all the fun Joe...you're so good to us!

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Mon Dec 1 '08 11:09:54 am Set this message as last read

REVAN 2008

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howdy saturani's.

joes still the man-hill groove what a laid back tune:-)

VAT-15%-its only good if you spend about a grand. and its going up to 20% in a few years to re-coup losses.

and remeber thats 2.5% on the vat-not the retail price of items. so on a £1 its bugga all.

and national insurance is going up to-yippee doo!

keep us sane with your tunes of hope and joy Mr.S.

anyway its bloody cold.

GNR new album-its axls solo album i think-taken on its own merits its got some good and some not so good tunes-worth the wait? probably not but that axl's a funny fella.

looking foward to this new prince of persia game on friday-and they remade bionic commando and it rocks. also recommend dead space:-)

laters amigos

Mon Dec 1 '08 12:06:54 pm Set this message as last read

Dude777

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No offence, but: ............. ........... ........ COME BACK TO HOLLAND JOE!!! haha :) I couldn't make it to one of your concerts earlier this year and that was such a mega ultra bummer!!! Please come back one day, I hereby promise I'll be there!!!!

We miss ya!

D777

Mon Dec 1 '08 12:43:00 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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yesh...and we all wrote messages to Joe and gave it to him after the lesson :) Good times man!
Mon Dec 1 '08 1:01:30 pm Set this message as last read

jonboy4life
jonathan walton
Rochester, IN
United States of America
Plays: Keyboards (24 years)
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Have you ever played "the souls of distortion" live? I absolutely love that song, but it seems pretty uncommon on websites like youtube and pretty much the entire internet.

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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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i don't believe he has, maybe ona rare occasion but not to my memory...


i know what he does play live though, fecking summer song!!!!! its sooooooo long, sure mix it up a little more Joseph Satriani


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Mon Dec 1 '08 5:03:55 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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mrbluetone--Congrats on getting Satchurated!!!

Michelle--who is this man who would get more than half naked for you?

Tracie--Did you know that Joe borrowed Stu Hamm from GK and will have to give him back? This lending and borrowing of people should only happen at a library where it is legit!!!

Joe--Please turn yourself over to San Francisco's main public library so people can check you out!! I would love to borrow you. ;-D

Mr. McKenna--Great moon photo. Is it true you were born under a wanderin star? You can wander into California any time your heart desires--you have my permission.

For those of you who live in bitter cold places--please do yourselves a favor and visit Australia and New Zealand. It's late Spring down under, and much warmer weather I'm sure.

T-care ya'll

GoldenGirl2 of California AND STILL PRAYING FOR RAIN!!

Mon Dec 1 '08 5:28:21 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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OOOHHHH!!! BLUE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

I like "fecking" SUMMER SONG!!! So lay it on me you handsome creature, you!! You are too handsome for this tormented world!! A sight for sore eyes!!!!!!!!

I think I need to take a COLD shower!!! I'm gettin' hot flashes again!! LOL

GoldenGirl2 ;-P

Mon Dec 1 '08 5:34:22 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Yup i think you do, but then dont forget to take the meds!


its pretty much freezion out now, its so cold all the time
Mon Dec 1 '08 6:48:47 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Ally, it's one degree colder in Dublin than it is here. It's colder where the massive one is. I think it sucks when it gets dark so early. That makes everything seem more blecky. Have a shot of whiskey and run around that giant mansion of yers. That should warm ya right up. lol!

GGirl, Who would get more than half naked for me? Shall we take a poll? lmao!! What's more than half? One sock on, one off? Besides, it's not who would do it, it's who I would want to see do it. lol! As for our youngin' Al, are you turning into a cougar? lol!

DEc. 1 - Time for some Christmas vids :-)

WHY do I always get in THIS MODE before bedtime. lol!



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bccurtis

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I want to know when you are gonna support the troops by having a G3 tour at Fort Lewis. I have been a fan for years, but the only time you get near a military base is when I've been deployed. Washington State needs you more than Emo!!
Mon Dec 1 '08 7:46:13 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Gee, and here I wuz thinkin it's a good night to watch "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"...which is on in about 10 minutes....but then the heavy metal stuff gets goin and it's so hard to CHOOSE!!!

Did you know that jalapeno peppers are freakin HOT? I mean, HOT!!! FFS, the oils must still be on my fingers or something, I keep burning my lips off!!! Talk about being retarded....

But u've started it now chelle, Dec 1st...time fer the Xmas carols to start....

Silent Night, Holy Night Jam by Joe :)))

Mon Dec 1 '08 7:50:39 pm Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

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Speaking of bitter cold, my thermometer says it's -9 F right now. How you doin' ?

Minnesota EEEEEYYYYYY !!!

Ok...yahoo says it's -2 F up here but they were'nt standing out there 5 minutes ago...

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loll
Lol Mettam
Plymouth, Devon
UK
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Careful where you put those fingers, Cheese! :o)
Mon Dec 1 '08 8:47:17 pm Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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CHEESE101:- If you think jalepeno peppers are hot, wait till you try habernero's!!!!! They make you arsehole want to sue you for damages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! C"MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mon Dec 1 '08 11:46:22 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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fatape - LMAO

MJS99 - nice shots of the "planet-pic" thing - we had t0 go out last night (school thing) and missed it.

Cheesey - thanks for that link to the little interview - it heartened me soul that Joe said anyone can learn however they want i.e. self-taught, lessons whatever. There was a small mention of talent but.....

Check out this beautiful Chrome Boy

LOVE the podcast and the BANNER!!!!!!! You guys were awesome! I was hoping for "Hi Skippygirl" but that this was just as good. Sorry I can't pick any of you out in the crowd yet but I'll watch it a few more times.

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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Cappy Steve _ LOL....Dont worry...I am too stubborn to jump...

I think for real I would just say "stuff you, I don't need anyone...I am perfectly capable of looking after myself!"

Walk back into the building and be more determined to go it alone!

People can be a pain in the backside anyway...who needs em...without em we would all have far less stress LOL

Hugs Satriella xx!

Tue Dec 2 '08 1:27:49 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. .

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Tue Dec 2 '08 1:29:24 am Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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SATRIELLA:- Those are all good names for it.My personal favourite,however, is MYCOXADANGLIN....works for me!!! C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tue Dec 2 '08 1:46:45 am Set this message as last read

tama4305

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Joe, we're spreading your music to those that wouldn't ordinarily hear it in local , regional clubs. We're a front band doing instrumental rock. My son Daniel is a one man G3. Check him out at www.myspace.com/danielkyre.

We saw you in Durham NC recently. We love your stuff man!

david

Tue Dec 2 '08 4:46:03 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Oh my wrd I just realized I got a new name, so that means I got a new silly one too...remember this...

Here is some fun for you all:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = dotty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = but
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

OK my old name was Sloopy Farkle Face

my new name is Tootsie Farkle Tush

Joe's new name is:

Crusty Dippin Sniffer

Sorry Joe hehehe thems the breaks!

Paul Gilbert is

Dipsy Farkle Tush

OK come on you lot whats yours?

Hugs Satriella xx LOL

Edited Tue Dec 2 '08 5:56 am

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