cheese101
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Alan, put down the crack pipe and back slooooowly away from yer puter....or was it beer? LOL....yer such a brat!!
Well....Christmas started eeeeearly around here...my brother woke us up before 5 to announce we got tons of snow dumped on top of the other tons of snow we already had...overnight put bunches more out there, and around here you get fined if yer sidewalks aren't shoveled...PLUS the feckin snow plows come along and plow the streets, leaving a huuuuuge pile of snow blocking yer driveway completely.
And ooooo, dunno who thought this up, but when they plow they also leave a slanted mound of snow right down the middle of the roads....so of course once the ice freezes over the top of the snow-packed roads, all yer car CAN do is slide sideways away from the mound!! Can't go forward, can't go backwards....just sideways into other parked cars.....wheeeeeeee..... =|
So yeah....unless you get right out there and shovel it all out of the driveway before it freezes into a solid mass, yer trapped at home till spring. FFS!!! So out they went to shovel, and just got done here....now to go rescue our lil parents who are currently trapped at home but need to be over here for Christmas breakfast and the day...
My mom is bringing homemade cinnamon rolls for breakfast, so THAT was enuff motivation right there fer Chris to wanna go dig them out, lol!! :) Plus he's been eyeballing the presents under the tree.....
I MISS SAN FRANCISCO!! Dint have snow there :) And had funs with other crazy peoples...oh and there was a guy named Joe too that made it kinda nice :)
Cinnamon rolls and coffee, my house in about 2 hours!!
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Thu Dec 25 '08 6:10:03 am
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wolf2
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...hey tina was here,last night we done it oh shes here all the time at night.Check this out the selfsentence kingstonpenitentiary thing wish it never happened I needtwo things just try me she said,she said man i rely need for us to have sex i need normal sex from you man and money she said with you i can take money and you just put it back and thing nothing of it and believe me i have donet that to you like over 127 times in one day when we lived to gether my problem whic is serious is the worlds foucked she said with these people i take 25 dollars and they will seriously hurt me or kill me over missing 25 dollars .so can i just come by and help myself again man she said why dont you rent a house you can handle it well the amount you give me man you could own a foucking brand new one but your cheque isnt enough for rent and bills when your not operating anyways im yours you see anyways moms just making my turkey ready my little husky wolf dog my wolf and eskimmo dog is smart last night i promised her the giblets cooked from the turkey now shes waitng anyway later wolf2 mom give me a hundred dollars that paid for me carb rebuild i did myslef and alittle extra later wolf2.
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Thu Dec 25 '08 6:44:23 am
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michelle
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Ozzy_Fudd, bloody hell, I was laughing so hard halfway through yer song I could barely finish it! "I'm a mean mistweetah
A wabbit feastah
And I pwedict
A bwoody Eastaw" - I can't even read it again without laughing! Thanks fer dat! Funny as hell dude!
Chee=Bone, you could always move EAST! It's beautiful and sunny here today. Nary a flake to be found...cept the one typing this post. lol!
I got some DOPE for Christmas, along with a few other goodies. The only thing on my mind today is getting home from my in-laws and melting into my sofa. I gots the Jager bwues! How many shots is one to many? I'm still working on solving that equasion. lol!
LOVE YA JOE!!
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Thu Dec 25 '08 7:55:35 am
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Techinator
Daved Kohls
USA
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Merry Xmas, Joe.
Great seeing you again at the Steve Miller/Fillmore shows awhile back.
Finally tied up this year's Euro touring with Robben Ford & Larry Carlton, finishing up in Helsiniki.
I've e-mailed Mick, am waiting for a response, and hope to take care of that matter we discussed... Just wanted you to know I haven't forgotten you.
Getting ready to begin a very busy 40th anniversary year with Gregg Allman & the Allman Brothers Band.
Gregg's solo group (Gregg Allman & Friends) kicks off touring in NY in 2 days, to be followed by an especially spectacular showing of the Allman Bros at their annual month long Beacon Theater run in NYC in March.
We've got some monumental guests sitting in with us this year along with filming and recording.
Should be very memorable.
If your ever in the neighborhood of an ABB show and want to drop by, please don't hesitate to let me know.
BTW, pass along my greetings to Mike. Hope he is doing well. Would love to see him again sometime. Same invitation goes for him too, of course.
Take care, I'll be in touch. Hope to see you again down the road sometime soon.
Daved
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Thu Dec 25 '08 8:07:26 am
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Techinator
Daved Kohls
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BTW... I notice from browsing your site that Stu appears to be back with you. If so, tell the big lug "Hello" for me and that I love him!
Daved
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Thu Dec 25 '08 8:16:02 am
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Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
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Now it's officially Xmas over here: Happy Christmas to all my fellow Joejunkies! Hope Santa brought you everything you wanted...:)
Listening to: Long Way Down by Travis (should be White Christmas I know...)
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Thu Dec 25 '08 8:44:22 am
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wolf2
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Holy fuck buddy ,heavy hippy christmas.You should see my hair it,s onle been about 2 and a1/2 months since my last haircut budd it, looks like firstblood just without the length at the back it looks like john ghotti the mob boss hair ,and I am wearing my custom made rambo2 denim shirt waiting for my squash to cook in the oven with my turley engine parts money hippy turkey squash hippy hair hippy weights hippy buddy mikuni carbuerators make your hair grow real fast if their working correctly it,s the truth when you make them better set and used then desighned they fluent your hair my hair looks fouckn great stacey will give me another terminator 2 haircut with a gangster clip soon have to phone after holidays for appointment anyways gonna hace a cigarrette now custom made opium cigarettes later wolf2.
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Thu Dec 25 '08 9:42:02 am
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dudz
jason dudley
maitland, NSW
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hey Joe , just wanting to let u know that u are the MAN,i seen u in Brisbane and in Sydney on the g3 tour , wondering if u are planing on comming to australia any time soon. kind regards Jason Dudley
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Thu Dec 25 '08 9:45:54 am
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bluebuffalo
Freddy Garza
McMinnville, OR
USA
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Feliz Navidad EVERYONE,
Tracie (cheese101) almost made down your way for rolls and coffee, but the ice was to slick up our way.
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Thu Dec 25 '08 9:52:45 am
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wolf2
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...Hey melissa,left the heart in my turkey their was no giblets just neck bum heart and stuff.I gave Melissa a wild turkey too man she drove and got the hunting supplies and drove to wrap them in store wrappers brother domestic turkey dont have heart,s their veins is the organ buddy i fed these things in my backyard if I tell you what I hunt with you cant tell anyone.Deal. ? deal? okay I use a paint ball gun no shit I hunted me and melissa wild turkeys with my paintball gun she went and got the co2 air cartridges brother its a 60 caliber talon ghost this turkey tasted foucking amzing I wonder when melissa had her she did package them and everything man then we put them at the foodbank and kept them frozen and made them give us the ones we hunted for christams no word of alie i use jt predator amunition i own jt hey man they make dirtbike clothes and stuff as well buddy this is the truth i developed the painball gun at jt first in the world and the ammuntion great turkey man later wolf2.
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Thu Dec 25 '08 11:57:36 am
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LucySorets
Lucia Ballesteros
Madrid, Madrid
Spain
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Dear friends :-)
Just stopping by to wish Joe and everyone a Merry Christmas and a happy holiday season.
I wish everyone great joy and may the new year begin on a prosperous note.
Regards an love from Spain,
Lucy
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Thu Dec 25 '08 12:18:13 pm
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guitarmeister2005
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Hi all, merry xmas,
I just got my new prezzie for xmas- 40 sets of diadario xl120's and the new js vox satchurator pedal.
I was wondering if anyone cares to share any satchurator settings and what the sound the setting is for.
Thanks so much, ps joes live 2008 tour satchurator settings are gain 10/ level- 6.5/ tone 3/ pad down/ more switch for andulusia only.
thanks all and have a great day
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Thu Dec 25 '08 1:26:59 pm
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wolf2
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...Hey I dont know what the hellis happening to me Joe Never move to Canada well everything I buy causes boul movementI bought new bolts for my new shock and spring for my formula from the home hardware the owner said and when these things are working wolf2 theirs boul movement i buy tools up north man that decribe the boul movements on the package when I rebuilt my carbs man that was all leg work hey cycle salvage new they were getting the call to tell me what I need i did it at the time a year before because i am so busy now i bought some measuring tools few moths ago with my cmha worker that described the boul movement and the voices that i was actualy going to hear from them ,no shit all that went down today after their task is performed the antifreeze coolant actualy does that the shock i bought brand new bombardier from cycl salvage they told me pain and boul movements joe i ohnestly dont know what the hell is going on in this country it seems like i cant escape it parts tools bolts hoses you name it boul movement even fouckn clothes that cause thingsif your in a different country and reading this dont come to canada this place is nuts real nuts this stuff causes pain they tell you what the shit boul movement gonnalook like buddy I dont know where the fouck I am anymore it,s like a refugee country now! thats what canada use to sell to the refugees in the 80,s now everyone gets it it,s foucking crazy man later wolf2.
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Thu Dec 25 '08 1:38:38 pm
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michelle
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Hey Chrispy, did you say yer mum got you FORTY sets of strings??!!! hahaha! You don't play yer guitar with a baseball glove on, do you? That mum of yers sure is funny. Hope you and your family are having a great day. Give 'em all hugs for me, would ya? Even Uncle J-Bird. Oh, and don't eat so many cookies you get a belly ache...unless it's to late.
And now...to figger out my mp3 player....
Ah hell, who am I kidding? That's what my kids are for! lol!
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Thu Dec 25 '08 3:36:28 pm
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Glitz Man
Grant Stieglitz
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Joe Satriani and Everybody: Merry Christmas; Happy Hannukah; Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Holidays.
I got Christmas off. which is good, but I am back at work tomorrow at 4:30 A.M.
Ibanezplyr: Thank goodness you are okay. How are you doing now?
Cheese101: How's the little one doing?
Well, gotta run, I got to meet with family. Once things are settled down, and I have a day off again, I will let you all know what is happening. Happy Holidays Joe Satriani. Band, and everyone!
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Thu Dec 25 '08 3:58:55 pm
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wolf2
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okay here goe,s nothing.If I tell you how I got schizophrenia and a 15% dillusion disoredr you have to believe me it is the ohnest to gods truth.When I was younger before i bought rotax and before I started riding rotax equpied machine,s I use to ride a made in peterborough like 45 minute south drive away evinrude norseman snowmobile now alot of parts were the same as on their marine engine s so i could always get parts from the shell garage in apsley ray wilson he had an outboard marin corporation dealership their now I did not actualy work at the shell garage I race my 399 eveinrude norseman snowmobile for outboard marine corpoaration and ray would say well frankie you beat 11 machines the moneys coming up from peterborugh thursday whic is the only reason i was around their now it needed new points and condenser in the igntion so i walk in the best outbord marine mecahnic said i can get them frank they casue a dillusion disorder first no greater then 23 perceny i can make fit 15% and after that schisophrenia and this is the ohnest to gods truth and my season was starting but their was a journey i was riding the old 72 evinrude to the yukon and across it from apsley right clean across the country thorugh the bush ray said it,s either schizophrenia and dilusion disorder but their guaranteed frank guaranteed omc psychatrictry from a robot that made them or your walking and no going up to the yukon and no race money so i said fine ray let,s put them in he said fouck man this schizophrenia their guaranteeing you peaks out at 1400% the capabilty of ronal regan is what their telling me and after when your still raceing after bombardier buys om c their a bump in your mouth it,s from the robot the dentist see it looks it up makes some calls find out your the fastest omc racer in the worl but thats where the schizophrenia came from and the dillusion disorder i still have the old points and condenser i took out in the factory omc replacement boxs and that is the ohnest to gods truth and yeah bombardier took me from omc was deal when the bought it it why i ride ski-doo now and believe it or not the new 6000 ettec ski-doo was developed from the bombardier evinrude outboard to make another eveinrude ski-doo for me im not allowed to buy anything new to race but their be lots and used and same thing snowmobile like an outboard later wolf2.
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Thu Dec 25 '08 4:42:32 pm
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aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
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Guitar Hero World Tour.....
I love this game, I can sit around with the kids and bash out tune after tune. We love it.
Be wary of the drums though. I've just had to send away for a USB/MIDI cable to adjust the sensitivity of the pads. I recon it will probably take 4-6 weeks to arrive.
It seems you can only claim this cable under the 90 day warranty, so if you got the game go to Red Octane's site and claim one before the drums start to play up.
I'd hate to see your drums go faulty after the 90 day warranty.
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Thu Dec 25 '08 5:09:47 pm
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keith85
keith murphy
kinross, perthshire
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Merry Christmas to you and your family Joe! :-)
Wish you all the best for `09.
xx
Keith
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