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wolf2

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....Hey and yeah ,I have been sad for quite a while now ,many days.It is do to the fact that I cant workout no more,right now Iam suffering from MATAIUS whic is the deadly physical peranture constructed of more then 300 martial arts to the success of the build. I dont need to workout for about 10 year,s whic of course means I have nothing to do! the only thing I can do for the mataius is put vaseline on it what it is is felmin of strength that gather and once that happens it could take many weeks to go away even with the petroleum jelly rub but it eases it periodicaly.Im serious Joe I am maxed right out my punch increase by like 300 X on impact so thats why I have been so sad not when I sleep or when I first wakeup but when I feel like working out and now it would be no good for me and loose strength like that! anyways more coffee later wolf2.
Sat Dec 27 '08 6:50:03 am Set this message as last read

aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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fatape: Don't pin that shit on me. I told you not to use real candles.
Sat Dec 27 '08 7:49:55 am Set this message as last read

Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Ozzy_Fudd: What you need is the new Planet Waves 'HandJoe', all of Joe's genius in a handy (excuse the pun) easy to use..er, thing. Then you'd have it all, guitar, amp, pedal etc...might be easier to kidnap the man himself though :)

Listening to: Red Barchetta by Rush
Sat Dec 27 '08 9:04:46 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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yeah.
Sat Dec 27 '08 12:50:35 pm Set this message as last read

shayny
Diane Laporte
Montréal, Québec
Canada
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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Salut Joe ! Je suis une fille de Montréal, malheureusement, je ne parle pas très bien l'anglais, alors si tu me permets, je vais t'écrire en français. Depuis la sortie de ton album "Surfin with the alien ", je suis ta carrière pas à pas, finalement, depuis les années "80", tu es mon idole, tellement que tout récemment, j'ai décidé de prendre des cours de guitare électrique. Oh oui, c'est très difficile, mais je suis persévérante, donc, je vais réussir de peine et de misère. En passant, j'ai 53 ans et depuis l'âge de 14 ans, je fais du "air-guitar", là c'est de la vraie guitare que je veux jouer. En octobre 2008, tu es venue donner un show à Montréal au Métropolis, je n'ai pu y aller, je voudrais savoir quand comptes-tu revenir à Montréal ? Crois-moi que cette fois-ci, je vais me procurer des billets en avant pour bien te voir. Jamais personne ne t'égalera, tu es the best in the world. I love you so much au-revoir Joe shayny alias Diane ;-) xoxoxooxxoxo
Sat Dec 27 '08 12:52:53 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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well i guess everyone knows now from eharing it on the radio and yeah i just got back from whitehorse northwest territorys and the yukon i left one night and rode their across the whole country further then the north pole the yukon is on my 1985 ski-doo formula mx I built all alone in the wilderness with my carbuerators i rebuilt with my engine i had rebuilt at R+J MACHINE FOUCK MAN IT DID FEEL LIKE I MIGHT DIE EARLIER TODAY THAT PASSED IT COMES AND GOES REALY NOW SO I MIGHT BE A BIT SCREWY FROM TAKING MY DECKER RACING ENTERPRISES FORMULA MX ACROSS THE COUNTRY BUT DONT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME ,AND YEAH THAT GOES FOR YOU WHENEVER SOMEONE GOES UP NORTH SOLO ON A MACHINE AND TOUCHS THE CANADA BEGINING LINE THEY PUT IT ON THE RADIO AT hOME just walked into the bank and said merl i need to own the bank i need 88,000 dollars im going to the yukon i own the royal bank hey man so their it,s done to much machine shop engines though man their great but their killing me i think later wolf2.
Sat Dec 27 '08 12:56:16 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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and he went by the name...Tom Slick

Sat Dec 27 '08 1:15:29 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Hey before I left for the yukon i took care of a few things one was the grocery store,yep i am the head butcher hey man and my mom isnot allowed in now because kevin the cuthin he,s callednowim 30 times stronger then him he measured me and he,s the strongest cuchin on ontario anyways long and short of the matter i said to the store owner im leaving for the yukon man when i back ed this guy i know buys pizza exspensive milk and bread for me for my mom by herself your outside shoveling and my mom asks you if we can telephone in orders and you say yeah she is allowed that hey man after so long under the head butcher strength thing i said billy the kid that does the drugs that was doing his community service bullshit here that was a fouck up man he realy did almost asault her i stepped in like realy it is the head butcher thing that should have never have happened frank he said to me and the iga 8 murder law from when i accidently killed those 8 police when i was 15 but won in court self defense the drew a gun but the 8 murder law still applies for iga even though you won so now we can telpehone in order and we have been haveing sex with merle buddy my bank manager is always giving me money you just cant fouckn live on this 1020 dollars from dissabilty man anyways later wolf2.d
Sat Dec 27 '08 2:40:31 pm Set this message as last read

eframimo
Efrain Alvarado
San Jose, Desamparados
Costa Rica
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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ok i am new in that page and only i like to read that i thinck about joe and he is one of the best in that and a incredible pearson in a exelent teacher ...sorry for the ortorgraphy and don't speak a lot of english and jajaja GRACIAS POR EL ESPECIAL ESTA GENIAL ...
Sat Dec 27 '08 3:30:47 pm Set this message as last read

El Nicko
Nick
Christuchurch,
New Zealand
Plays: Guitar (26 years)
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Sylvan: the only customisation I know that Joe makes to his guitars is that he prefers the old Egde-pro or Lo-Pro (sorry, I'm not an ibanez player) bridges, so he get's the new ones taken out of his js1200's and gets the old style ones chucked in. He told us this at a Q&A session in Sydney Australia this year.

Mind you, I think Satch also experiments with pickups whilst on tour; just trying to find new sounds. Although it sounds rather risky to willingly tweak your setup whilst performing live, so there's a good chance that's not true.

Edited Sat Dec 27 '08 3:57 pm

Sat Dec 27 '08 3:57:16 pm Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Blue_Moon:- A song named "F on" in the key of F?!?Is that a promise,coz it sounds good already? Can't wait to hear it. C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat Dec 27 '08 4:17:27 pm Set this message as last read

Tuesdayschild
Victoria
Northern Ireland
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along with an apology
Sat Dec 27 '08 4:20:37 pm Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Ozzy_Fudd:-...but you didn't tell me you'd soaked the bloody thing in aviation fuel?!?! DAMN YOU TO H......on second thoughts,hell's to good for you.I'm condemning you to an eternity of NIKKI WEBSTER!!!!MWAHHAHAHAHAHa!!!!!!! C"MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat Dec 27 '08 4:26:18 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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6:32 you'll never get back...

That's all I'm sayin'

Sat Dec 27 '08 4:59:15 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Tracie's probably posted this video before, but I don't know if anyone caught that Maire's name is on it in the chat part when they show the website. Nice way to be remembered. Also, look how feckin CUTE Joe is in a button down shirt!!!! We usually see him in t-shirts or turtlenecks, but he looks soooo cute in that vid. LOL! I even said it out loud when I saw it, and I'm sitting here by myself! lol!



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Sat Dec 27 '08 5:16:37 pm Set this message as last read

whoismickeblue
Michael Enright
Epsom, Surrey
UK
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Am I the only one who thought he will/could die before anyone understands the nonsense that my fingers are playing?

My loved ones think I'm some sort of R&R freak

Sat Dec 27 '08 5:35:09 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Saturday night - CRANK IT!! cause it's badass!!

Sat Dec 27 '08 6:39:03 pm Set this message as last read

tack51
RYAN DEUSENBERRY
CARSON CITY, NEVADA
U.S.A
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Any one know if there is going to be a new live dvd from this tour?
Sat Dec 27 '08 6:40:03 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Memooooooooooories, lllllllllllllike the corrrrrner of my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
Sat Dec 27 '08 6:41:51 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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scattered picKchures.....

LOL...that always makes me think of that scene in the movie Big...Tom Hanks has to sing that song on the phone to his mom to prove what's going on....

Since it's December 28th SOMEWHERE in the world....HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFFY C...and may you have many many more happy days :)

Sat Dec 27 '08 6:49:03 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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T-Bones, shhhh, Jeff's isn't till the 29th, but it is my sister's birthday today, so Happy Birthday to her!! I bought her a big drinking glass that reads "F*CK Off It's My Birthday!" on it, so she can use it all year round. lol! Maybe I should get one for mahseff?

Sat Dec 27 '08 7:59:56 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Maybe i should get one
Sat Dec 27 '08 8:08:07 pm Set this message as last read

Guitarman77897
Matt S
WI
United States
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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Sat Dec 27 '08 8:10:16 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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so I'm a day early, so what's new? It must be somebody's birthday on the 28th....put that thought on hold Jeff, fer one more day....I'm such a feckin tard.
Sat Dec 27 '08 8:16:51 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Alan, every day is yer birthday! lol!

T, yer not tarded, just excited. lol! Safe travels tomorrow with the youngin'!

Sat Dec 27 '08 8:21:24 pm Set this message as last read
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