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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Yeah I'd like to go to Barcelona, but I'll only be over for 2 nights so its only a quick visit, the folks got the place done up over there so goin over to see what its like, had to change flight times cause it wasnt ready in time for when we booked to go over originaly even though it was 2 weeks extra added on, feck sake, but isnt that jsut the way ti goes?.

I managed to book my driving test for 7th Jan, Fecking great, not a bad time... 11.50, cant wait for that


and on another note, the fulltone fulldrive completly blows the satchurator out of the water, ive been messing around with it more in depth for a few hours, its prob one of the best overdrives ever


also, back jamin with my my bass dude friend and guitarist, they had a small old ladies fight but made up like a bunch of old women, but we all got recording gear at home and a pa + our gear up here so we figured it just makes sence to jam here and record seperatly at home, then see how has the best mix at the end of the day, but should be fun, Here's some old track we made ages ago, even Mark London said he liked it... but it never went anywhere


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Two Shay

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Where's M le Zen Poisson?

C'mon Fred give us a shout.

Thu Dec 4 '08 4:23:59 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Railten - that's not fair...it kills my fingers...one of the reasons I dont play!

SuperDave - Achoo...bless you...get well too!

Farcus - One night only ....hahaha

Guitarman77897 - No its not OK...why didn't I think to put "Rock on Joe!"....tee hee hee.....course it is...its a free world/message site...do what you like within reason!

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1) Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

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3) Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

4) Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

5) Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

6) Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

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15) Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

16) Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

17) Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

18) Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

19) New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

20) Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

hahaha I love number 7...Oh ya think!

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Thu Dec 4 '08 5:28:54 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...hey I know why my ball,s are sore . 80w90 gear oil yep thats right I just remebered how my decker racing enetrprises ski-doo make,s my ball,s sore you see it has a chain and sprockets in a case man that receives that power and delivers it to the ground,now because their is so much power I use shell darnia 80 w 90 gear oil what happened is my body on the ride was at normal operation lets say average everday well I was riding then when I hit 113 miles an hour and pinned it and catwaled the 80 in the 80w90 switched to 90 weight well my body was still at 80w persay average you see in a car you cant feel the transfer in the rear end of the oil because it is isolated you dont feel it seperate but on my ski-doo spinning from 80weit to 90 weight multigrade went heavier then my testicles so they hurt a bit .But the chain didnt break whic is the actual reason why I done that originaly the only thing I could do is switch it to straIGHt 80 weight but then the decker racing enterprises engine would bust the chain anyways later wolf2 thats exactly what happened though later wolf2.
Thu Dec 4 '08 5:29:03 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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LEARN VIETNAMESE IN 5 MINUTES
To gain the greatest effect, you should read them out loud!!

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3) See me ASAP . . . . . . Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man . . . . . . Dum Gai
5) Small Horse . . . . . . Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? . . . . . . Wai Yu So Tan?
7) I bumped into a coffee table . . . . . . Ai Bang Mai Ni
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Thu Dec 4 '08 5:34:11 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Oh my god...I am ashamed to be British

Were you silly enough to be counted in any of the following...

• 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

• 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.

• 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

• 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

• British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

• 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

• 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

• A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

• 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.

• In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo.

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Signs

In an office:
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In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
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In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
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Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
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Seen during a conference:
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Notice in a farmer's field:
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On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Ever said something and wished you hadn't?

US PGA Commentator "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God !!! What have I just said ?!!!"

Metro Radio "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

And finally from a newsroom...

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

Thu Dec 4 '08 5:43:04 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Evreyone post the contents of your inbox quick! in different yet consecutive posts!


Just watched the Reel Satriani there, it was interesting to see the different live studio approach, i wasnt feelin the start at all and then seeing joe re do the bits after! ...it looked very awkward at first, but seemed to be ok at the end

time for (You're My World)


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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Al>shweet band thang, i like the mix 2, did y mic up for recording or was it BFD drum samples n pod guitar job? n yup i was wondering how long it would take ya t get itchy feet again, cant blame y for escapin Eire 2 feckin cold!
Thu Dec 4 '08 9:04:35 am Set this message as last read

Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Matt: Well, alright then. It was getting a bit confusing wondering who that guy was, then realising it was me...=D
DoTheStu: Nice to see Hope in the nominations list...hope it wins.
slansh: Funny you should mention him, I saw him way up North about 10 years ago with a fiddler. Great player...

Listening to: B5 Aktuell (It's a German radio station, it's for college....don't ask)
Thu Dec 4 '08 10:24:40 am Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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My Steve is feelin better and that helps a lot!

Slan--Thanks for the email--it makes a big difference to me!

Al--Are you and Roy related? You guys came from the same lovely, handsome place(?) With great puzzlement and awe, I think you could be brothers or cousins. ;-))))

Tracie and Michelle-Hiya and hope things are well with you. Why do teens grow up so fast?! My nephew is gonna be 16 on the 17th! He is still playing his drums and jams with some other young musicians in his town.

Satriella--You're still dancing on this page--where do ya get all that energy?

Maritime--Hi. I hope you are staying warm and doing your favorite winter activities besides partying.

Joe broke the mold when he landed in New York and moved to San Francisco!! If he wins an award he more than deserves it. If not, I think it's the judges' loss!!

That is my humble opinion! lol!

I saw John Cusack last night in the movie, "War, Inc." What a crazy farce!! I like John--one of my favorite actors.

GoldenGirl2 of the parched state of California :-0

Thu Dec 4 '08 12:20:24 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Millicent: Re Al and Roy, when was the last time you had your eyes checked out?

Just kidding "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

Today marks 15 years since Frank Zappa passed.... I sure miss Uncle Frank.....

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Thu Dec 4 '08 12:23:50 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Hi man good new,s for me bro,yep peeled my carbuerator,s of my ski-doo my dual tm flatslide racing carbuerator,s and yep cycle salvage was right new that though both needle and seat,s were wore right out good news is dennis kirk has them so I sent my order today by mail after I called for shipping amount it cost me 72.50 today at the post office in canadian funds for u.s.money order for 52.38 money orders are 5.00 dollars stamps are 1.25 exchange rate is 27% plus I will have to pay duty and canadian tax when it get,s here it will work out few dollars short of buying them here in Canada if they could be gotten easily accesible special carb,s special place these needles are wore right out the head is suppose to be like a triiangle bumps and grooves wore right in them large like I mean I dont know how they were working at all like functioning man so it takes about 16 days for my order to get their then air mail to me so about 3 or 3 and a half week,s I can put it back together their isnt enough snow to ride yet anyways man by then hopefully will have good snow and the trail will be open anyways bonus fortunate to be able to get the needle and seats right size as well anyways later wolf2 snail mail their well first class ! later wolf2.
Thu Dec 4 '08 1:30:20 pm Set this message as last read

anibur

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What's with US mail not sending to outside of the USA? WE DO have mailboxes over here..................(RE: Joe xmas bauble)...LOL
Thu Dec 4 '08 2:49:05 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...hey let,s talk about police and people making mistake,s that lady cost the police life alot death of direct family meber dis meberment of the actual costly person dismeberment of the wife,s at anytime by law and common law and their realitive death direct related and distant or through marriage ,.You see I am in ontario Canada in 1998 I was diagnosed with a 15% dillusion disorder, whic under law in canada mean,s I am extremely futilment capabale and and a 1400% master of martial art,s it also mean,s I posess the dragon the highest mark of respect allowed in the world My father is also bruce lee and yeah you seen my dad bruce lee at my house and driving through apsley few times making love to my mother.Now when you have documented dragon posession any one that charges you with a threat dies I am allowed if charged with athreat to buy a gun black market that can be anything any quality any sophistication to kill the chraging olice it,s 72 dead police 43 times whenever I want of the chrging force it,s 8 direct family meberes dead say to donny petersen for the threat charge I am allowed to cut up to 4 finger,s off him and an 8 plus the 8 dead direct family mebers wife or ex wife up to 8 fingers or toes my choice I am allowed to cut off and 4 direct family mebers and 11 indirect through marriage s it,s my 15% dillusion disorder it,s the law like dr chan said their threat their no racing you just understand your law if they ever charge you and under law I have to complete the deaths and dismeberment while loade gun to head and shot off to cause damgage is allowed as well but that is the ohnest to god,s truth what a 15% dillusion disorder is what it does and who I am later wolf2.
Thu Dec 4 '08 3:35:02 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Just received a package ex US mail this morning Miss Fielding.

Then again, I do live a couple of hundred miles north of you and we all know that anything south of Sheffield is God forsaken, now we know it's US mail forsaken as well!! :-)



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Guitarman77897
Matt S
WI
United States
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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Hey Al are you in the podcast? which shows were you at? Vegas and Reno? >.<
Thu Dec 4 '08 5:57:27 pm Set this message as last read

Arty0861
Keith Davis
Covington, Louisiana
USA
Plays: Guitar (26 years)
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Here is one thing to ponder..........Jimmy Buffet NEVER won a grammmy until he did that song with Alan Jackson. Did Jimmy need that to validate his career??? Did Jimmy ever have a problem selling tickets??? True fans support true music, as is the case with Joe. I don't think he needs a Grammy to cement his place in history. God knows his fans are loyal as hell and everyone should know that he is at the top of his game.

From the new album, Revelation is good, but for some reason after hearing Joe explain the thought process behind Ghost, that is my hands down favorite.

Thu Dec 4 '08 6:21:36 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Johnny Depp as Willie Wonka is actually kinda creepin me out

=|

Thu Dec 4 '08 6:54:54 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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I've such a bad cold :( headcold or whatever, either way,e verything hurts especially my head :( slept all day, and got up at 3am, this sucks

Im sure Roy is glad we're not related ha, and as for the song, I did the least work, friend jsut send me the bass and the durms and i just added the guitar at home, went way overboard there was bout 20 guitar tracks, but it was fun to do


and yeah you can barely make me out in the podcasts, im all the way to the left in a red shirt in Reno and Just to the left of the banner front row in san francisco, pretty hard to make out though


once again, im sooo sick :(


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bluehues
Vic Hughes
alvin, tX
united States
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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Hey Joe; wonderful, wonderful tour. Luv ur pod cast. U really Know how to put it together. Seen your show here in Houston. Wish we could've been included in it. I've seen them all this tour....GREAT JOB. You rock and love your new CD. SUPER COLLOSAL.
Thu Dec 4 '08 9:20:31 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Oh Al, (((hugs))), *pat*pat* hope you u feel better soon.

Thu Dec 4 '08 11:04:56 pm Set this message as last read

Pip55
Phil W...
... from South West UK
Pip55 on twitter
Plays: Guitar
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Hi peeps,

Lots to catch up on I see but no time.

Here's a little Joe Improv vid ... not sure if it's been posted before - "but I like it"....

Gotta love that hat too : )

Have a gr8 day everyone



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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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im sure ill be ok!

everyone here is going across the border to get their christmas shopping done, some places are advertising €1 = £1 ...so lots of sales to be made, the Primeminister is saying its not Patriotic to do it, but i don't think its stopping anyone, hmm its interesting cause VAT is increased here to 21.5% and it went down in the U.K so its 15% up there aswell as the Weak sterling rate, SO, the country is gona be even more fucked up, lovely

So T. Safley i may be able to spend your sterling that you gave me after all, i'd make a killing


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GIO_Boy
Shendy Wijaya
Surabaya, East Java
Indonesia
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Hi, Joe ... Juz want to say thanks for the Ten Words you gave =) God bless you .. v^^
Fri Dec 5 '08 12:52:32 am Set this message as last read

Railton
Mark Railton
Denmark
Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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Joe Satrini: Sure its Satch?

Theres a mistake at 0:37

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