mjs99:No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis,that ejaculates money

ey joe hi! im erick im mexican (yes yes my inglis is not good) but im a great fan of you realy i try to buy a js 1000 ibanez but i never have the money to buy it T_T hey! its expensive!! ohh yes and other thing youtube on this video in mminute 5:00 the guitarrist plays one part of the song summer song in they song "mi primer dia sin ti" the band is "enanitos verdes" mmmm i dont like it, they is a copy......

Don't have a date on this but i thought some peeps might like to see it. Jonathon Mover replies to a post on his site from PhrygianDominant (from this site)and talks about his drumming days with joe. j mover early days

It's taken the time for Al's 'Reunion' to play through four times for me to catch up on all the posts here. And it was a pleasure to listen to it through those times its an amazing piece of work McK..... you WILL go far.

I'm enjoying the jokes Satriella and Ibanez God...passing them on to my mum....well some of them (obviously not the one about Carols knickers)....and to my buddies too.

Satchiella - one last one -

The love story of Ralph and Edna

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

I made this for a friend as a joke. I actually love yngwie so no one hate on me lol. I just thought some peeps here would like it. =]

Haha! Nice one, Lero.

From the Richmond-Times Dispatch dated December 18, 2008:

MELISSA RUGGIERI MUSIC CRITIC Published: December 11, 2008

George Harrison is on it.

So is Michael Bolton.

And, as we're reminded in the current "Cadillac Records," Chuck Berry made sure The Beach Boys were also on the list.

Now add Coldplay to the lineup of artists who have been accused of musical plagiarism.

The British quartet is being sued by guitar maestro Joe Satriani for allegedly swiping "substantial original portions" of Satriani's instrumental "If I Could Fly" in the band's Grammy-nominated hit, "Viva La Vida."

In the case filed in Los Angeles, Satriani said he wants the band to stop using the song or for a federal judge to order an accounting to determine how much money Satriani is owed.

On Tuesday, Coldplay volleyed back in a statement that said, in part: "If there are any similarities between our two pieces of music, they are entirely coincidental, and just as surprising to us as to him. Joe Satriani is a great musician, but he did not write the song 'Viva La Vida.'"

Thanks to the Internet, the public already has put Coldplay on trial, with most listeners determining that the two songs do share strikingly similar melody and chord progressions, though Coldplay's majestic chorus is its own beast.

Hear for yourself with a simple YouTube search of "Coldplay" and "Joe Satriani" -- the mashups of the two songs are particularly effective and could prove devastating to Coldplay if the case is brought to court.

But considering the subjective nature of music -- after all, a finite number of notes can produce just so many chord combinations -- what really constitutes copyright infringement?

Craig Harmon, a partner at Richmond's McGuireWoods who practices music law, says a couple of tests are usually applied to determine a ruling.

An "extrinsic" test is one in which the plaintiff must prove that the allegedly infringing work is substantially similar based on the technical musical elements of the song. Often, musicologists will be brought in to dissect melody lines, harmony and rhythms to compare the compositions.

Even now on YouTube, some homegrown music-theory geeks have dismantled the two songs' key changes and chord progressions.

Unfortunately for Coldplay, they, too, find overtly comparable patterns.

Then there is the "intrinsic" test, which is used to determine whether an average listener would regard the "aesthetic appeal" of the compositions being the same -- which is basically what is being done with the YouTube clips.

"It's the signature lick in [Satriani's] song and the signature refrain in [Coldplay's]," Harmon said. "I think it's the same number of bars, the same phrasing and melody lines. I would be surprised if Joe goes away without at least a settlement."

Another consideration is access to the material allegedly being plagiarized.

It's one thing for an unknown band to say it sent a demo copy of a song to a friend of a producer of The Rolling Stones' manager and then claim that Mick Jagger and Keith Richards stole the chorus which is why most management and PR firms won't accept unsolicited music.

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See how far the unknown band gets with that case (interestingly, indie Brooklyn band Creaky Boards also accused Coldplay this year of snagging bits of its song, ironically titled "The Songs I Didn't Write," for "Viva La Vida," though they apparently settled for the brief flash of publicity it brought).

But with a major artist on a major label, such as Satriani, it's nearly impossible for Chris Martin and his bandmates to claim they never heard of him or his music.

Martin's candidness in interviews also won't do him any favors if the case does wind up in front of a judge.

In an interview this year with MTV UK, the singer was asked if there was ever a temptation for Coldplay to reinvent itself.

"I think as much as possible we look at what other people are doing and try and steal all the good bits from all of them. . . . We are affected by everything that's going on, but we steal from so many different places that, hopefully, it becomes untraceable," he said.

Think that might come back to haunt him?

But copyright-infringement issues aren't restricted to popular music from the 1950s onward.

UCLA's law school houses and sponsors the Copyright Infringement Project (cip.law.ucla.edu), a detailed list of cases dating to the pre-1900s.

There, you'll find summaries of under-the-radar cases and some of the more prominent ones in recent decades, including the suit by the Isley Brothers against Bolton and his co-songwriter Andrew Goldmark for "Love Is a Wonderful Thing."

In 1994, a jury found that Bolton's 1991 hit infringed on the copyright of the Isleys' 1964 song of the same name -- based on musical, not verbal, similarities -- and resulted in the largest damages award ever affiliated with music plagiarism: $5.4 million.

The court did note that Bolton might have plagiarized the song unconsciously, but it did not "relieve him of liability."

That same determination was made in perhaps the most widely known plagiarism case: Ronald Mack's "He's So Fine" (recorded by the Chiffons) versus George Harrison's "My Sweet Lord" in 1976.

Despite his beloved status as a former Beatle, Harrison was found guilty of "unconsciously misappropriating the musical essence of 'He's So Fine.'"

While Coldplay is adamant that they are the sole originators of "Viva La Vida" -- even saying in their response to Satriani's lawsuit, "We respectfully ask [Satriani] to accept our assurances of this" this doesn't appear to be a case that is going to fade quietly.

"As I read the cases, if access and sufficient similarity [between the songs] are proven, the plaintiff wins," Harmon said. "'I did not mean to' does not work as a defense -- as George Harrison, may he rest in peace, could attest."

Slash & Zakk kickin' ass.

Genius lesson with Zakk

Maritime:Yup makes sense, i really need to be able to write without an instrument.I find playing an instrument distracts from what i,m trying t get out my head, the sound of pencil on paper sounds much more appealing, even tho i get it at times i need t speed the process up instead of spending countless hours pointlessly noodling around until something sticks or recording 1000s of ideas i,ll never use.I guess i,m after honesty

Not alot of info but sounds Kool.

From Michaels Website..


HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
POSTED: 12.13.2008

Whew, is it Holiday season again already?? I hope all of you had a great year and are ready to finish it off in grand style!! First, I want to wish everyone out there "Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year"!! Party hard, but party safe.

Second, I want to update you on the status of "Chickenfoot." Chad and I just got back this week from recording in the San Francisco area, and I am pleased to say that the basic tracks are finished and smokin'!! Right now Joe is sprinkling some guitar magic on everything, and next week Sam will be doing vocals. Then I'll be back up there to slather some backround vocals on everything. I can't wait for all of you to check it out!! Look out 2009!!!!! Take care, and I'll see ya soon....Michael