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Skippygirl

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Cheesey - corrrrr Ricky Martins' tank top and jeans!!!!

Wed Dec 3 '08 6:23:03 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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LOL...hmmm...you could have Joe hanging on yer Christmas tree this year, if you win THIS

Glitzman, we're okay here, thanks for asking....I always miss my son when I have to take him back to his home, but at least my ears get a lil rest, lol....chatters like a magpie, that boy does! As to yer cheese sammish, how about an open-faced sammish, just one side? lol!

Poor wavey chelle, I hope he starts feeling better very soon...dint Santa make him happy too? :) And yer never too old to believe in Santa....I did, until last year. So that's 48 years of believing fer me, lol. It's actually good to know that A would come running THAT fast in case of emergency, u prolly skerred the pee outta him, LOL!! Ahhhh, the holidaze.....

Maddy, you're not blind or anything, there IS no tour schedule right now. Joe just finished an extended world tour so it's time fer a lil break :) But if you keep an eye on this website, and watch the road page, some day there will be a new tour announced...the next one will prolly be with Chickenfoot!!

LOL Skippygirl....but ummmmmm....they might make medication to help u with that honey :) U have RM fevah I'm thinkin!!

Oh, and ps, tonight they announce the Grammy nominations....keeping my fingers crossed, as always, for Joe....and for the Grammy eegits to finally show some sense!!! But until then, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is on...think I'll go watch that and try not to cry.

Edited Wed Dec 3 '08 6:38 pm

Wed Dec 3 '08 6:31:50 pm Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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Click here for the complete list of Grammy nominations.

Joe wasn't nominated, which bugs me because PSATMOR is one of my favorite albums of his. I guess we can look at Revelation as the second "single" from the album, which would have been cool to nominate...and it's one of my favorite Satch singles so it would've been nice.

Here are the instrumental rock nominees:

Castellorizon - David Gilmour
Suicide & Redemption - Metallica
34 Ghosts I-IV - Nine Inch Nails
Hope - Rush
Peaches En Regalia - Zappa Plays Zappa

...Austin...

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Wed Dec 3 '08 7:16:11 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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That sucks huge monkey balls :(((((((((((((((((((( Feckers.
Wed Dec 3 '08 7:30:12 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Well it's not like he was gonna win anyways!
Wed Dec 3 '08 7:37:41 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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oi, she said monkey balls!

Chee, you know I have Joe on my tree every year! lmao! Gotta keep it Satchurated!

Wed Dec 3 '08 7:40:32 pm Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Austin...."Revelation" is my favorite off that album too...

Chelly n' Cheese... thanks for the sammich. S-a-m-m-i-c-h.......the thang y'all eat wit yo fingas....

Wed Dec 3 '08 7:57:33 pm Set this message as last read

JS_JS
Jacob Stewart
Washington
U S
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Out of all of Satch's grammy nominations if you guys had to pick ONE that you wish he would have won which would you pick?

Personally I don't really care. If Joe wants to win a grammy I would be happy for him. But his music is my favorite no matter what others think or say or what he wins or doesn't win. And I don't think those kind of awards decide who has chops or song writing talent anyway. So it wouldn't mean anything to me if Satch won. Does that makes sense? What do you guys think?
Wed Dec 3 '08 8:37:21 pm Set this message as last read

roo
Andrew Longhorn
iphone app: RooSatch
Australia
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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I reckon Joe needs to get some publicity in the movie industry and write a soundtrack (or at least the title theme) for a major movie. Then the tossbuckets doing the Grammies might stop stuffing around and seriously involve Joe in the process, he'd also be "Main stream" enough to get the votes.

I know Joe mentioned he would like to do sound tracks for movies, I think he has an amazing knack for being a composer and could be the next big composer for movie themes. He just needs to shake the rock legend stigma.

How about it Joe? You're not far from Hollywood. Write a few cool title themes for movies, action, comedy, drama, horror, etc. Start sending a demo cd to the studios, Go start hassling them. Or get your management to do it.

Don't forget to send me a signed copy of the cd, and invite me as a personal guest to each premier. :)

Roo

Wed Dec 3 '08 9:43:16 pm Set this message as last read

ali abbassi
ali abbassi
tehran, tajrish
iran
Plays: Vocals (31 years)
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Hi Joe, I am in Iran and I like your music a lot. I take great emotions of listening your guitar playing.

Please, play more songs with astronomical dream-sensations, like you know... Tall tower, big bridges, airplane, walking to the street at night... I hope you will understand what I am writing...

One of whishes that I have is that you'll come in Iran one day and play a concert...

Thank you Ali

Wed Dec 3 '08 9:53:01 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Make sure you check your noise gate if you get some noise!
Wed Dec 3 '08 10:20:47 pm Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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I didn't think that much of "Revelation" until I listened to it live... That song is powerful...
Thu Dec 4 '08 12:14:43 am Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Grammys, shmammies WTF would they know?

But he does deserve the recognition.

Thu Dec 4 '08 12:22:11 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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GlitzMan: never ran with the bulls & have no intention lol 600kg versus 65kg eh....nooo.The peeps that do tho & get hurt or worse are usually out of it drunk nutcase,s n no I,m Scottish I immigrated t Barcelona nearly 7 years ago after a lifetime of rain dark clouds sleet drizzle n snow, time out for this ol boy.Strange moving to another countrytho learning the language or in the case of Barcelona 2 languages Spanish & “Catalan her mother tongue” the customs etc I feel out of place at times but as much as I miss my people & the beauty of Scotland I could never go back now t those dull rainy days that make up over 3/4 of the year

Fatape/Igneousiceman:The open tuning style of Andy Mckee is really nothing new in Celtic music circles “not t distract from these great players y understand” many both known & unknown have flown from that nest.I personally had the opertunity t meet & jam with some of these brilliant musicians while on tour, a great deal of which curiously still havnt made youtube or the net in any way shape or form.Here is a link t probably one of the finest celtic acoustic players ever Tony Mcmanus the mans control is exceptional, rarely makes a mistake in concert, live TV, studio or radio.What makes that quite incredible is the complexity of something wrapped up in something simple have a listen & y,ll see what I mean...pity the vid gets cut of at the end:(

On grammys.....I think when Chickfoot get out there that will all change, people like t have a singer in a band no matter how much i hate t hear that I know its true, people want words sang they can relate 2 at work etc they can never get enough

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Thu Dec 4 '08 1:51:19 am Set this message as last read

roo
Andrew Longhorn
iphone app: RooSatch
Australia
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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I don't know about you guys, but I think we are on the verge of history being made here. I don't want to get my hopes up, or build it up too big. But the chemistry just sounds right. And the groundwork Joe has put into music to date.

It just feels like the calm before the storm, I have a feeling that in about 10 years time we will be amazed that we knew Joe in the years before Chickenfoot.

I really do believe the time is right, just like the satchurator, it's about time and it's the right time. Bring on more pedals. Bring on Chickenfoot.

The world is about to change. The masses are about to hear what we've known for a long time.

Edited Thu Dec 4 '08 2:20 am

Thu Dec 4 '08 2:19:31 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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roo>i,ve always found it better not t expect 2 much or blow something new all out of proportion especially as its yet t happen, talking about something that has yet t materialize takes the energy out it somehow, but i agree its time for Chickenfoot, change is a good thing, i hope it brings back t rock music that special majik mojo i,ve not heard for a long time

Al:Good job sham love the Homer baffies

Edited Thu Dec 4 '08 2:52 am

Thu Dec 4 '08 2:51:26 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Im headin to your nevk of the woods Roy next week, well almost, a little more south, jsut for a few days, whats the weather like??

and to be honest i hate that vid, theres bends all over the place and the audio wuality sucks, the songs a few bpm too fast!


the forogtten part II will prob be the next song i record for a video, im sick of people ruining that song on youtube
Thu Dec 4 '08 3:09:16 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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..Hey check this out!.Yesterday I walked into town to buy 2 new resistor spark plug,s for my ski-doo to go with the new mach 1 resistor plug caps came home figure I would start it up the way it was let it, warm up then do the advanced tune up.Anyways it would pull over ,the engine pulled a bit then locked up it did break free after a few pull,s their was gas coming out the exuast yp pipe man so I am hoping it did not do some weidr kind of oil breakdown seize up after ride, blow up thing .So I called my friend who,s a mechainc at cycle salvage firt I taled to the owner another friend of mine ,they said the needl and seats in the carbuerator,s are wore out not holding the gas in the float bowls and filling the engine full of gas so I took the plug,s out both kill switches on pulled it over until all the gas was out of the engine put two new plug,s from the tune up pack in dump the gas out of the exspansion chamber like the pipe and she fire right up.Now this thing has race carbuerator,s on it man mikuni tm flat slide 38 millimeter bored out to 38.5 they couldnt believe I ride that much to wear out needle and seats anyways today I pull the carb,s off see what needle and seats are in it I should be able to get them from dennis kirk in minnesota rushc city man have the catalouge they sell flat slide raceing carbuerator aftermarket like mine then she will be down it takes about 2 weeks for my order to get their and about 2 weeks for it to get back cycle salvage cant get the part,s my mechanic owes ever supplier money so he doesnot have a supplier and couldnt get the parts anyways so that means I have to do it myself I can and I can get the part,s my friend at cycle salvage said do it yourself Im serious he said man dont give anybudy your money to do this shit man dont give them your fouckn fouckn money just fixer wolf2 you can fix it better anyways he said he said so what it will be cold but fouck after you fix her she will work fouckn like you wouldnt believe I know how you fix stuff he said so their tearing that apart today possible phoneing dennis kirk !,.More coffee later wolf2 had it on a stand hey she leaked a tank into the engibne that means even flat she sleaking and aint meterineg right wen I am riding later wolf2.
Thu Dec 4 '08 3:17:55 am Set this message as last read

roo
Andrew Longhorn
iphone app: RooSatch
Australia
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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I wasn't wishing them luck.

BREAK A LEG JOE!

Thu Dec 4 '08 3:27:08 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Al:typic Barca winter chilly with sun suits me fine 2 feckin hot here in summer, i take it yer heading Malaga direction? y shud scoot up t Barca for a night t go on the tear
Thu Dec 4 '08 3:47:29 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Yeah I'd like to go to Barcelona, but I'll only be over for 2 nights so its only a quick visit, the folks got the place done up over there so goin over to see what its like, had to change flight times cause it wasnt ready in time for when we booked to go over originaly even though it was 2 weeks extra added on, feck sake, but isnt that jsut the way ti goes?.

I managed to book my driving test for 7th Jan, Fecking great, not a bad time... 11.50, cant wait for that


and on another note, the fulltone fulldrive completly blows the satchurator out of the water, ive been messing around with it more in depth for a few hours, its prob one of the best overdrives ever


also, back jamin with my my bass dude friend and guitarist, they had a small old ladies fight but made up like a bunch of old women, but we all got recording gear at home and a pa + our gear up here so we figured it just makes sence to jam here and record seperatly at home, then see how has the best mix at the end of the day, but should be fun, Here's some old track we made ages ago, even Mark London said he liked it... but it never went anywhere


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Thu Dec 4 '08 4:22:20 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Where's M le Zen Poisson?

C'mon Fred give us a shout.

Thu Dec 4 '08 4:23:59 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Railten - that's not fair...it kills my fingers...one of the reasons I dont play!

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Thu Dec 4 '08 5:28:54 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...hey I know why my ball,s are sore . 80w90 gear oil yep thats right I just remebered how my decker racing enetrprises ski-doo make,s my ball,s sore you see it has a chain and sprockets in a case man that receives that power and delivers it to the ground,now because their is so much power I use shell darnia 80 w 90 gear oil what happened is my body on the ride was at normal operation lets say average everday well I was riding then when I hit 113 miles an hour and pinned it and catwaled the 80 in the 80w90 switched to 90 weight well my body was still at 80w persay average you see in a car you cant feel the transfer in the rear end of the oil because it is isolated you dont feel it seperate but on my ski-doo spinning from 80weit to 90 weight multigrade went heavier then my testicles so they hurt a bit .But the chain didnt break whic is the actual reason why I done that originaly the only thing I could do is switch it to straIGHt 80 weight but then the decker racing enterprises engine would bust the chain anyways later wolf2 thats exactly what happened though later wolf2.
Thu Dec 4 '08 5:29:03 am Set this message as last read

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Satriella Walker
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