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Zenfish

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Joe, everybody, i hope you enjoy this end of 2008.

Good luck for 2009.

Fri Dec 26 '08 3:14:53 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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M le Zen Poisson - Where have you been friend? I've missed your posts!
Fri Dec 26 '08 3:28:40 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...hey this tazer cdi box is killing me,well my snowmobile mecahnic who I use sometimes after I put the brand new rebuilt motor in I took it to him to get it running now it does not even need a capacitor discharge ignition box to run but it,s suppose to have one anyways it didnt matter he was putting this thing on wether I like it or not.He calls me and said wolf2 it isnt illegal anywaher in thw world to kill the police to avoid jail or impron ment,Now he said Im putting this cdi box on for tazers it kind of hurts your shoulder and arm at first but fouck man she 77,000 time stronger then a tazer anyways if the cops have a tazer it activates youlle see it kills them they will be worse then boiled vegatbles their bodys and thats what I am puttin on and it give me 9 more horspower then stock cdi fouckn nuts hey man anyways my coffee should be brwed later wolf2.
Fri Dec 26 '08 4:15:19 am Set this message as last read

womy
jay woods
WOLLONGONG, New South Wales
AUSTRALIA
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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Hey joe,merry xmas and a happy new year. Good luck with your court case.All the best dude and keep on rockin. Regards Jay (WOMY)Woods
Fri Dec 26 '08 4:28:56 am Set this message as last read

richo

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Merry Christmas Joe and family, Thanks for a great time at your gig's. look forward to the next album and tour. Best wishes to alll the band and all you Satch fan's around the World. Cheers Joe.
Fri Dec 26 '08 4:53:50 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Hey shit! and I mean litteraly well something is causeing these boul movement and now because it,s winter and i am everywhere on my ski-doo i cant remeber what i have bought specificaly that causeing those particular movement because i am buying so much unless it is still just from the vernier caliper frome meauring the carbs,unless me and melissa have been working and maybe from fixing cars i was gibving her all the money and using new tools that cause boul movement who knows hope they stop soon probably from race carbuaerator time hopefully they stop canada bro the boul movement it,s no fucking joke man weird hey everything does it ohnestly more coffee later wolf2 maybe i bought something else or did more work to my ski-doo cant remeber later wolf2.
Fri Dec 26 '08 5:12:12 am Set this message as last read

Tuesdayschild
Victoria
Northern Ireland
Plays: Vocals
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folks I'm sorry for getting a bit silly last night. I've been under some pressure to entertain and feed a whole bunch of people....on the other hand, Santa brought a Wii - a whole lot of fun....and I'm a dab hand at the billiards...

New Years resolution...don't log on to the internet when there's a bottle of beer in my hand and more in the fridge....

Happy New Year

Fri Dec 26 '08 6:21:14 am Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Happy Boxing Day Canada !!!

Canada Eh !!!!!!!!!!

So what did we all get from Sanny Claus?

I got an indoor/outdoor thermometer for the house, some PC games and a sack of Dunkin' Donuts coffee. We don't have any DD's up here. Have a nice day !

Fri Dec 26 '08 6:52:30 am Set this message as last read

aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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Simon and Garfunkel!! did someone say Simon and Garfunkel!!!
Hell, these guys are the reason I got into guitar. I saw The Concert in Central Park on tv as a pup, I'd never heard of them up until then. I still enjoy listening to them.

BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!
Fri Dec 26 '08 7:49:12 am Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Good morning Satchland! Happy Boxing Day Canada and UK!

SuperDave--Sounds like Santa was good to you.

I got to give my older sister limo service (me & me car) from her San Francisco apartment to the humble Moritz house, a bottle of Balsamic/Currant vinegar from my older sister, the Fender Acoustic Guitar (early December gift), framed photos of my younger sister's and brilliant brother-in-law's teenage son and 5-year-old daughter, and lots of hugs from my hubby and older sister!

Michelle, Tracie, Skippygirl, Satriella, Tuesdayschild, SuperDave, Slans, Maritime, DoThe Stu,Chris Botti, JS1200JS1000, Blue_Moon, Steve Morse, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Joe Satrini, Glitzman, McJimini Jillickers, JS_JS, roo, mrbluetone, Ibanezguitars, Cappy Steve, roy marchbank, anibur, AND ALL THE T2Jers THAT MY FEEBLE MIND MAY HAVE MISSED--YOU PEOPLE ROCK!! I WILL BE AT ME MOM'S OVER THE WEEKEND AND MAY GET TO SEE MY YOUNGER SISTER, BRO-IN-LAW AND NEPHEW AND NIECE! A 2 1/2 HOUR DRIVE OVER THE EAST HILLS.

Love, Peace and hugs to you all!

GoldenGirl2 ;-) ;-D

Fri Dec 26 '08 7:56:08 am Set this message as last read

aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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AND NOW !!!!! FOR MY 200th POST !!!!!!!!!
I'd like to share a little Christmas Carroll with you all........

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree,
I'm gunna burn your branches.
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree,
I'm gunna burn your branches.
I'm gunna burn them to the ground,
and piss on them to put them out.
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree,
I'm gunna burn your branches.

thunk you vury much, and ta ta for now........
Fri Dec 26 '08 7:58:16 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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simply brilliant!

Fri Dec 26 '08 8:04:49 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Just downloaded a bunch of music on my new mp3 player Santa bought me. First album listen goes to Al's ... Reunited cd. Ohhh, the widdly widdly widdly woowooo parts sound killer!! lol! Opening bit sounds funny. Quit talking in my ear!

Next is Super Colossal.

I'm gonna love dis toy!! lol!

Fri Dec 26 '08 9:06:34 am Set this message as last read

ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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GG2
Have a great time with your family this weekend. Promise we won't move from here :-)


Edited Fri Dec 26 '08 10:04 am
Fri Dec 26 '08 10:03:24 am Set this message as last read

LARR

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JS1200JS1000, Boxing day, hmm..No money WHO CARES = MAXING OUT CREDIT CARDS!! Merry Christmas EHHHHHHHH
Fri Dec 26 '08 10:16:48 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Guitar Hero Must Die!

by Mick Farren in The MOJO Blog

The new generation of music games are sounding a widdly-widdly death knell for rock 'n' roll, argues MOJO's Mick Farren.

Saturation yuletide advertising has finally convinced me that virtual music games like Guitar Hero and Rock Band, in which participants attempt to "play" classic metal solos by following flashing light sequences on guitar-shaped plastic peripherals, pose an even greater threat to the future of rock 'n' roll than Simon Cowell.

For confirmation that these games are an unpleasant victory for short-attention commercial exploitation, we need look no further than a South Park episode titled "Guitar Queer-o," in which Stan and Kyle become Guitar Hero heroes, and, when Stan's dad attempts to teach the fourth graders to actually play a real guitar, Cartman scathingly responds that "real guitars are for old people."

What's being exploited here is as old as rock 'n' roll itself. Few of us have not, at some time in our lives, or perhaps as recently as this morning, played clandestine air guitar or posed in front of a mirror pretending to be Elvis, Jimi, Joe Strummer, or even Joe Satriani. But the global electronic game corporations who have co-opted this youthful narcissism into a competitive game of manual dexterity, with plastic reproductions of Gibsons and Fenders, are having a negative impact on music's future. OK, so we tolerated Tom Cruise dancing around in his underwear to Bob Seger in Risky Business, but enough is, culturally speaking, enough.

Guitar Hero and Rock Band broaden the perceived gulf between performer and audience by pandering to the most juvenile extremes of rock 'n' roll idol worship. Worse than that, they betray the great populist promise of rock 'n' roll--which has held good from the days of The Shadows--that any garage band with a set of cheap instruments and perfunctory chops can achieve icon status if it gets the breaks and is sufficiently relentless.

Equally unpleasant is the unseemly rush by many of our current guitar "heroes" to lease their music for inclusion. Among the shameless are Aerosmith, Metallica, Motorhead, AC/DC and the Sex Pistols, while The Beatles and the Jimi Hendrix estate are reportedly ready to deal. Whether or not this is more heinous than flogging one's songs for TV commercials is open to debate, but the basic absurdity is underscored by the song "Thunderhorse" by DethKlok--the fictional death metal band from the U.S. TV cartoon show Metalocalypse--being incorporated in Guitar Hero II.

At a time when musical education in schools has become a cause célèbre, the promotion of video games that offer nothing more than a closed loop of virtual experience, devoid of creativity, does nothing to help. A spokesman for the game makers has claimed that they teach "sensitivity to rhythm, as well as develop the dexterity and independent hand usage necessary to play the instrument," but this seems disingenuous when the games do nothing to impart the real fundamentals of music.

And just to add injury to insult, an outfit called Mad Catz in San Diego, California will retrofit a perfectly good Fender Stratocaster, replacing strings, pickups and fretboard with the input controls for Rock Band.

Is nothing sacred?

Edited Fri Dec 26 '08 11:00 am

Fri Dec 26 '08 10:59:43 am Set this message as last read

LARR

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JS - Had a wicked christmas. Spent most of my time in Kenora Ont. with friends and family. I was hoping that santa would have brought me my JS1200 but that didn't happened yet. All well, maybe next year. Chat it up on MSN, Gotta run man, peace.
Fri Dec 26 '08 11:54:01 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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I dont feel very well man,oh I have had this rotax feeling before it,s the xtra horespower i made when i rebuilt my tm bored out flatslide 38 milimeter carbs just listen i am a lamborghing mechanic hey man no shit general motors holds my licence now i tottaly overhauled these carbueratos i fixed 35 things in each carb it took 7 hours i have well like gerry from cycle salavge said an easy 90 more horspower buddy before i rebuilt them under half thorttle was 113 miles an hour at 6000rpm in less then a quarter mile now i have so much horspower i cant go over 4,100 rpm man no shit and i took her to 6000 with the new hosrpower and it was just too foucking fast i remeber telling myself to much horspower now dont go over 4100 thats safe but it had to have more at the time so steady 6,000 same old but with 90 extra horspower way to much horpower now i have to develop a way to harness it! later wolf2 i use energy saveing light bulbs in my dasement so that 7hour carb thing roughly shouldnt matter later wolf2.
Fri Dec 26 '08 11:56:16 am Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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Hi everyone had a fantastic Christmas with family and friends, hope it was as good for each and every one of you.
Fri Dec 26 '08 12:22:17 pm Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Ozzy_Fudd:- At least NOW i know what happened to MY Christmas tree!!! C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri Dec 26 '08 12:47:33 pm Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Tuesdayschild:-Good to see you've learnt your lesson and you're back to your old self...and soon it will be New Year so take extra care with beer and posts.Hugs to you,girl. C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri Dec 26 '08 12:52:03 pm Set this message as last read

pc54
p c
nashville, TN
usa
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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hey nice people. happy holidays. I just want to say recently I have been blessed with the oppurtinity in spring of 2009 to play lead guitar in a band that will do a 100 city tour. and i bought the Satchurator pedal it will be my chief distortion. man it sound sooooo good! i get to play in through my carvin legacy. i heard the pedal was good and i didnt even try it out at the store. i just bought it, brought it home, hooked it up. then wiped the tear of joy that rolled down my cheek. great job Joe!!!! if anyone reading this has not bought this pedal....then get off your butt and go get it!!!!
Fri Dec 26 '08 1:02:53 pm Set this message as last read

Ibanezplyr
Randell Mulligan
Dublin, CA
USA
Plays: Guitar (50 years)
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Glitzman: I'm okay but tired. Christmas was great. I got practicle but needed clothes. I fired up the Gary Howie album and opened up presents. I guess I just haveta keep my foot open at night to let it dry out. I'm on the mend. Thanks to you for inquiring about me. Merry christmas! Keep listening to Joe! Above The Numbers music is still at :cdbaby.com/cd/abovetn for pics of me with some "friends" with my guitar: flickr.com/photos/ibanezplayer

Edited Fri Dec 26 '08 6:50 pm
Fri Dec 26 '08 6:46:56 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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F off
Fri Dec 26 '08 7:16:19 pm Set this message as last read

trumpet

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Joe,

I've been out of touch with your work for a while, but I just picked up your "Super Colossal" cd; what a nice body of work! Very musical, not a vehicle to show the world how accomplished a muscian you are (we already know that).

I've been playing it and playing and playing it...can't put it away.

Warmest regards

Fri Dec 26 '08 7:34:34 pm Set this message as last read
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