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wolf2

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and yeah frank it is your ski-doo that put you back to normal and made you heaLTHY AGAIN!.wHAT DID RON SAY YOUR CANADIAN MENTAL HEALTH ASSOCITAION WORKER HE SAID FOUCK MAN I AM TELLING YOU THE OHNEST TO GODS TRUTH FRANK IT,S LIKE YOU DONT EVEN HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA SOMETHING IS MAKING YOU EXTREMELY HEALTHY HE TOLD ME i am about 3-8 times better in my head and health wise then the normal people he works with he said to me maybe it,s your ski-doo could it be? i said no objects cant do that next post!. wolf2.
Thu Dec 11 '08 1:33:21 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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well this is what I ride, a rebuilt engine type 468 rotax standard 10 thousands oversise pistons instead of metric bored true because no rotax bore ever made is perfectly true, schizophrenia is an ash in the brain burham castrol supersnowmobile oil treats ashing and deposits and when you cut new material or add material to a cylinder like a piston and mix the oil with the fuel oil signals the movement of the body though the brain so it treats my schizophrenia bored out ten thousands to accept antisychotic mediction medicine can be felt on an imperial bore though the blood stream it,s aerodynamiscs are based on the space shuttle so when i put the new belly pan on I looked up the space shuttle and it,s degrees my formula was out 16 degrees from the space shuttle it,s bang on perfect with my buffula protractor degree wise dual bored out 38 millimeter schiozphrenia mikunis race carbs bored out 1 milimeter from a different machine shop kimpex made in canda seals for the engine whic creates more flow of blood to the brain a dennis kirk parts unlimited belt that lashsh after race they control it , aluminum rivets from the hardware stroe holding all the belly pan on 11 pounds l;ighter 43 kilometers an hour faster anew dennis kirk ignition coil whic produces signficant,strength in bodes t skin strength ,dual non resistor for more horspowr allowed under law plu caps ngk dual champion non resistor plugs running braqn d new electronic ignition box whic increases horspower by 14 horsepower, and cause eye blinking stabilty 8090 shell darnia xtg oil in chain case whic covers the body with protection after shit of weight from mind to body interfearance matching of body to mind actualyanyways later wolf2 need a coffee have some brewed decker racing ported and polisehd engine head cut mach 1 engine bearings blue printed by rand ja machine later wolf2.
Thu Dec 11 '08 1:46:23 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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we shoudl get wolf to go and post over at a coldplay site...

and ive no idea what these pics people are talking about ;)
Thu Dec 11 '08 2:10:20 pm Set this message as last read

andy of uk

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Is that you joe?

Got to say i have been troubled since last Friday on hearing about the file for court. Today has been the betterday. Firt radio show this morning (BBC Radio 2) Ssrah Kennedy read from the newspapers and was carefull to pronounce joe's surname .. sat ri an i In the next show Ken Bruce , with tonge in cheek, seemed to say that he was responsible for the whole thing because he played the two songs back to back in a previous show. The best i can find is reference to it on 26 june this year. Then in a later show a lady from Andalusia called in to about how things were in Spain. I'm gonna lighten up.

Thu Dec 11 '08 2:15:00 pm Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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troll alert, it appears...
Thu Dec 11 '08 2:19:11 pm Set this message as last read

awg5150
Andy Gabriel
wrexham, clwyd
Wales , UK
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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Joe, Just a note to say I'm with you on the Coldplay issue. Total ripoff doesn't come close! If I Could is a beautiful song, one of your best in fact, and it is plain wrong for someone else to claim credit for work done by someone else. I read somewhere that you were only doing it to get publicity off the back of Coldplay. Which planet are these people from?! In the world of real music, Coldplay are not on the radar. There is no doubt that with every album you wite, the music just gets better and better, for me Satchafunkilus is pure genius. Having said that, the last 5 albums are essential listening, and have almost lead me to divorce! Please tour the Uk again soon,as I could only take one of my sons to Manchester Apollo this year, and my other son is driving me mad asking when we are going to see you again!!!
Thu Dec 11 '08 2:28:03 pm Set this message as last read

andy of uk

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how do you put paragraphs in a post?

Edited Thu Dec 11 '08 2:32 pm
Thu Dec 11 '08 2:30:16 pm Set this message as last read

gingerpants
craig aston
leeds,
england
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Evenin all,

andy, press return twice !

anyone heard COPYLLAD, sorry COLDPLAY's latest track, What the hell does it sound like, it's got this melody like answering the chorus lines that sounds like somethin else, No I'm not being sarcastic,

I feel for Joe though, I feel like this is gonna drag on but I really hope it doesn't go sour. We can see how CP are approaching this from their statement. accidental reproduction? should've used protection.

love to all

Thu Dec 11 '08 2:45:41 pm Set this message as last read

andy of uk

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thanks gingerpants

thanks gingerpants

Thu Dec 11 '08 2:47:32 pm Set this message as last read

tikimon

tampa, florida
usa
Plays: Guitar (56 years)
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hello T2J'ers. working hard, training hard, playing my guitars a lot. hope you all are doing great. l8er
Thu Dec 11 '08 3:00:14 pm Set this message as last read

lorenzo001
loren rosenberg
glenview, Illinois
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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just dropped in to say hi and mention i had to post a comment on utube. i was listening to if i coudl fly and was reading some of the comments and got pissed. some of these idiots don't know shit about music.

on another note i have to confess something. some guy came on the radio and requested a song by satch but didn't know the name of the song. so he starts going wah wah wah wah-wah. i was like i should be able to guess this. i KNOW THIS well, NOT. it was crush of love. DJ says it was off the Time Machine release. i never realized i didn't have that song in my collection.I thought time machine was a best of album when i saw it a few years ago. since i have been on this web site i realized it had some new tracks but not a whole CD's worth. i hate buying stuff twice. the upside it is live. i splurged ($7.98) or therabouts for a used copy from amazon. well now i have a whole new album of joes stuff to hear.

Evil5DC- hope i got your name right. sounded real good here. keep up the good work. never tried playing that one. have to listen to that one again. nice groove to it.

Thu Dec 11 '08 3:46:11 pm Set this message as last read

roo
Andrew Longhorn
iphone app: RooSatch
Australia
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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credinger: one word: "ebay".

:)

Thu Dec 11 '08 3:53:32 pm Set this message as last read

Glitz Man
Grant Stieglitz
Fort Wayne, Indiana
USA
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Happy First Birthday Johnny Lee Marchbank!

Keniko: How has it been with you?

Skippygirl: I am in question if I should do that 5K race this Saturday. I'll let you know A.S.A.P.

To everybody else: How has it been with all of you? The temperatures are warming up here (for now). Work is going really well. We have had some Christmas parties already for a few businesses.

Hey, I placed a bid on that Christmas ornament that Joe signed and I won it!!! WOOHOO!!!

Talk with you all later. Keep in touch everyone. Hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season.

Thu Dec 11 '08 4:17:17 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...hey I heard their was a big To Do! in the parliment building about me before with the goverment chics filling in Steven Harper are prime minister before. The my chics whic are mom,s told him theirs this gangster his name is Frank buscema we bought him off the chicago mob when he was born he,s guaranteed to kill anything that could possibly ever turn again us Frankie operates now frankie is on dissabilty for his schizophrenia we need I need to give him more money increses but we have to give it to everyone because he knows the all,now frankie kills the police to avoid incarceration frankie is strong the strongest in the world possibly stronger then arnold swarznegger so strong he cant get aids now almost well exactly every cop frankie has ever kille was breaking the law mocking the porvinces or country in public ilue with no permison from anyone and their is never permison for police to do that frankie kills army to if they show up the army makes an error by going frankie does own the country as well and this is nut,s steve but frankie owns the foodbank in his town it,s all his money until social assistance pays for the people frankie has a heart problem he might need a pacemaker R=j machine gave him a cheque to give to dr huges for diamond wires and gold connector,s for it instead of relacing wires and connectors that may falout or fail frankie cant make it in prison frankie punchs a cop stronger then any inmate and kills him on the street are prison are reverse steel for week people to get strength from it ruins frankies body hes defenslessthis country Canada cant run without frankie we cant let anything happen to him is exactly what happened i heard! I read it in my owners conversations documention transcripts later wolf2.
Thu Dec 11 '08 4:19:16 pm Set this message as last read

axeshredderjc
Joe Axeshredder
Long Island, NY
United States
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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Hey Joe, Looking forward to the Vox Time Machine. I hope its not Delayed!...lol
Thu Dec 11 '08 4:56:49 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Coldplay trolls - read this!

I guess some people just don't mind getting pissed on? That's what it seems like to me. If you have a child, and someone takes that child, changes it's outfit, gives it a hair cut, and slaps a Barney backpack on it's back then states "This is my child now! It looks nothing like the child you had" would it be? Would you just go.."Well yer right, it doesn't look like my child anymore, so I guess it's yours", or would you say "Back up bitch and give me my child!" Same kid with different clothes and hair cut. Same song with different overlays and lyrics.

I guess some people are easily fooled by smoke and mirrors.

Joe knows his way inside and out when it comes to musicology. I know he's done everything in his power to have this resolved without taking this wanker to court. Since the dude doesn't have the courage to say he stole Joe's song, Joe had to stand up and do what's RIGHT.

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back Chris.

lol!

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Thu Dec 11 '08 5:24:18 pm Set this message as last read

novjul

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Having slogged through all the YouTube comments, I still have to resist the urge to educate some of those who comment on the news story. My take is that the lawsuit is designed/destined to get the lawyers and their clients to the table to negotiate a settlement.

This was an interesting article: Satriani vs Coldplay: what do lawyers say?

http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/satriani-vs-coldplay-what-do-lawyers-say-186826

lorenzo001: I consider Time Machine a MUST HAVE ~ this was the cd that convinced me I simply HAD to own the entire calogue of Joe's music ~ one listen and I was BOUGHT AND SOLD ~ full stop

...peaceLove&Bailey's...

~Faye

p.s. don't feed the trolls!



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Thu Dec 11 '08 5:49:36 pm Set this message as last read

death cube k

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looking forward to the time machine , see how it holds up to the Eventide Timefactor .. the timefactor is the coolest delay i have ever tried , wonder how the time machine holds up
Thu Dec 11 '08 6:39:55 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Maritime - LOL

Riviera_Grande - and peace be with you, man, great time of year to say that.

Glitzy - congrats!!!!! That's one nice Chrissy decoration, treasure it!

Michellica - you go girl, great analogy.

And Satchiella, back at ya -

The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have an excellent sense of humour.

Q: Does it ever get rainy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK). A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking

Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not.. oh forget it. ..... Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? ( UK) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA) A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA) A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? ( France) A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France) A: Only at Christmas

Thu Dec 11 '08 6:45:37 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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maritime

Calgary 1988 Yvonne van Gennip was top medalist....

Thu Dec 11 '08 6:52:06 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Is anyone watching Celebrity Rehab?

My favorite quote:

"Call 911, I'm being held against my will!" Jeff Conaway

Tonight's episode...Shifty's on the roof gettin' high!



Edited Thu Dec 11 '08 7:03 pm

Thu Dec 11 '08 7:02:29 pm Set this message as last read

JS_JS
Jacob Stewart
Washington
U S
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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novjul Thanks for posting the link. I love how they call Joe Satriani pop. wtf?!
Thu Dec 11 '08 7:04:04 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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I don't know if this will work so sorry in advance if it doesn't....

Try clicking on this Xmas link

and if the page loads OK, don't click anything, just wait a few seconds and hopefully a short animation will load.

Hint: it involves Joe as you've never seen him before....

Merry Christmas Joe! I l luvs ya!

Hope it works.

Thu Dec 11 '08 7:24:42 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Skippygirl--You aint kiddin! I've never thought of Joe that way before. Hmmmmm.

Skippygirl--Are you a party girl? You already celebratin? Dance to Joe's music and you can't go wrong.

Satriella--When are you going to make your debut as a standup Comedian? You are so funny, I almost fall out of my chair laughing----I love your definition of BOZONE and how it applies to the nitwits of the SHRUBbush administration with the CHAINCHAIN Cheney!!

Michelle--I see naked men in my dreams all the time--It's pretty wild!!

Tracie--I see naked men in my dreams all the time--it's pretty wild!!

I think I'm gonna do "double time on that seduction line" to get my husband into bed!! WOOOO HOOOO!!!

GoldenGirl2

Thu Dec 11 '08 8:15:32 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Look out Mr GG2!!!!!
Thu Dec 11 '08 8:51:49 pm Set this message as last read
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