Bluuuuuueeeeee_________Moooooooooooooooooon! Yikes! Whoa man!! What's gotten you so worked up??? Yell at me not Tuesdayschild, pleeeaasse. It's time to chill, man.

Tuesdayschild--Please don't be put off by so very young McKenna. He has had so many handsome lessons he has gotten lost inside his ego and needs to have some down time. I think your perspective is need on this forum. No one sees the world like you do.

The world is getting smaller because of the internet--let's be civil to each other. Is that too much to ask???

Let's include everyone in our Christmas wishes.

PEACE ON EARTH!!

Merry Christmas Joe, to you and your whole family.

http://www.dancingsantacard.com/?santa=3801291

ha! I haven't laughed so hard all night till I read this board. LOL!

Sheer entertainment I tells ya!

Alan, have another, and I'll join ya!

Had a fantastic party here tonight. Soooo many people in my house. It was nuts! My mum & pop had a good time, but by the time they left, I could tell my pop was hurting. He struggles every day, but he tries to stay strong. Poor dude. Cancer sucks! On a good note, we got to see our friends and our sisters, and their kids and babies. I'd say about 27 people at any given time. It was a good night. I am blessed.

Hey Joe, first time posting in here, but I'm a good fan of your stuff and I have found something interesting about the coldplay sueing stuff and etc. You probably already know all the theory in there but it might give you ideas or don't know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEGGFJLpbu4&feature=related

I've also read somewhere that there might be a case of something about "coincidential plagiarism" and an example of some clips and blahblahblah but I believe it's not the case in here.

Seriously, same tempo, groove, melody... what the?

You might find me stupid to post this in here since I know that a lot of other people already did this and stuff, but I just want to help.

little edit : Oh god , how could I forget.

Merry Christmas, everyone! :-)

I was just gallivanting around le net and I stumbled upon Vai's web site, and found out he's recently released his songs as backing tracks (without lead guitar), which is brilliant! Because as a guitarist I commonly play Vai and Satch songs for my music solo-performance assessments, and it's always difficult to get a decent backing track.

http://www.vai.com/index_naked.html

To sum up my rambles, I reckon Satchy should do the same thing; it would garner him a few more coins (or at least his producers) and it would really strengthen the relationship he has with his fans through helping them improve their music. All in all, he can't lose!

In an abandoned ware house with no lights just shadows and soon no rabbits. The purpose of the event was to pass the torch. From one generation of heavy metal to the next. And their lie...in his black leather hunting outfit with shotgun guitar with spikes coming out of it, Ozzie Fudd the Rabbit Slayer!

In the dead of night
A shimmewin' wight
Gweem of a bwade
And dah devew was paid
When dah axe comes down
A chiwin' sound
Steew against dah head
Anothaw wabbit's dead
I'm a wabbit swayer
A guitaw pwayaw
With a nasty habbit

Kill dah wabbit!!! (hah hah hah)
AhhhaahooOhhh
Be vewy vewy qwiet!
I'm wookin' fo wabbits...

Translated:
In the dead of night
A shimmerin' light
Geam of a blade
And the devil was paid
When the axe comes down
A chilling sound
Steel against the head
Another rabbit's dead
I'm a rabbit slayer
A guitar player
With a nasty habit

Kill the rabbit!!!
AhhhaahooOhhh
Be very very quiet!
I'm lookin' for rabbits...

G'day guys, been a while but heres a new song, "Lemonade of dreams" check it out

thanks Ozzy_Fudd, I've had no pc for a while and just got a new laptop, so finally got back on then the net, plus was in the UK for a couple months and Turkey as well, so been traveling around a lot and now learning cubase Le 4

dont forget to check out my song..

Season's greetings....

Alan, put down the crack pipe and back slooooowly away from yer puter....or was it beer? LOL....yer such a brat!!

Well....Christmas started eeeeearly around here...my brother woke us up before 5 to announce we got tons of snow dumped on top of the other tons of snow we already had...overnight put bunches more out there, and around here you get fined if yer sidewalks aren't shoveled...PLUS the feckin snow plows come along and plow the streets, leaving a huuuuuge pile of snow blocking yer driveway completely.

And ooooo, dunno who thought this up, but when they plow they also leave a slanted mound of snow right down the middle of the roads....so of course once the ice freezes over the top of the snow-packed roads, all yer car CAN do is slide sideways away from the mound!! Can't go forward, can't go backwards....just sideways into other parked cars.....wheeeeeeee..... =|

So yeah....unless you get right out there and shovel it all out of the driveway before it freezes into a solid mass, yer trapped at home till spring. FFS!!! So out they went to shovel, and just got done here....now to go rescue our lil parents who are currently trapped at home but need to be over here for Christmas breakfast and the day...

My mom is bringing homemade cinnamon rolls for breakfast, so THAT was enuff motivation right there fer Chris to wanna go dig them out, lol!! :) Plus he's been eyeballing the presents under the tree.....

I MISS SAN FRANCISCO!! Dint have snow there :) And had funs with other crazy peoples...oh and there was a guy named Joe too that made it kinda nice :)

Ozzy_Fudd, bloody hell, I was laughing so hard halfway through yer song I could barely finish it! "I'm a mean mistweetah A wabbit feastah And I pwedict A bwoody Eastaw" - I can't even read it again without laughing! Thanks fer dat! Funny as hell dude!

Chee=Bone, you could always move EAST! It's beautiful and sunny here today. Nary a flake to be found...cept the one typing this post. lol!

I got some DOPE for Christmas, along with a few other goodies. The only thing on my mind today is getting home from my in-laws and melting into my sofa. I gots the Jager bwues! How many shots is one to many? I'm still working on solving that equasion. lol!

LOVE YA JOE!!

Merry Xmas, Joe. Great seeing you again at the Steve Miller/Fillmore shows awhile back. Finally tied up this year's Euro touring with Robben Ford & Larry Carlton, finishing up in Helsiniki.

I've e-mailed Mick, am waiting for a response, and hope to take care of that matter we discussed... Just wanted you to know I haven't forgotten you.

Getting ready to begin a very busy 40th anniversary year with Gregg Allman & the Allman Brothers Band. Gregg's solo group (Gregg Allman & Friends) kicks off touring in NY in 2 days, to be followed by an especially spectacular showing of the Allman Bros at their annual month long Beacon Theater run in NYC in March. We've got some monumental guests sitting in with us this year along with filming and recording. Should be very memorable.

If your ever in the neighborhood of an ABB show and want to drop by, please don't hesitate to let me know.

BTW, pass along my greetings to Mike. Hope he is doing well. Would love to see him again sometime. Same invitation goes for him too, of course.

Take care, I'll be in touch. Hope to see you again down the road sometime soon.