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lorenzo001
loren rosenberg
glenview, Illinois
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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TIKIMON-bollocks to you!! freezin my ass off here. have to go outside everytime i want a ciggy. No, i don't expext any sympathy. Bastard;)
Tue Dec 16 '08 9:37:38 pm Set this message as last read

aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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js1200js1000: Do it!!! Get the combo, you won't be disappointed

BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!
Wed Dec 17 '08 2:00:10 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Does anyone on the forum have perfect pitch?¿ trained or otherwise.I,m headed into unchartered ground here and have heard negative results from those that claim t have been born with it ie how an instrument slightly out of tune can do yer nut in

Wed Dec 17 '08 2:57:32 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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barup barup barup hello! gee that quite a ringtone on your phone joe barup ,what happened to ring! ring! ...hey not too much going on just making some coffee, kickin it! you want to workout with me? you want gangster workout. fell zi power death becomes her.We will increse to even more power to kill any and all police or people in racket youlle pay or youlle die fouck the police fouck the police fouc fouck the police not joe dieningy buddy wasted some not that long ago about half a punch sort of kills em bust their next kills their brain it,s game over stupid fouckn inbred pigs! hey man .I cant s-tand them stupid looking weak like their dying Im gonna put them in the house of pain soon anyways more coffee had coup instants now brewed later wolf2.
Wed Dec 17 '08 3:37:56 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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barup barup barup hello! gee that quite a ringtone on your phone joe barup ,what happened to ring! ring! ...hey not too much going on just making some coffee, kickin it! you want to workout with me? you want gangster workout. fell zi power death becomes her.We will increse to even more power to kill any and all police or people in racket youlle pay or youlle die fouck the police fouck the police fouc fouck the police not joe dieningy buddy wasted some not that long ago about half a punch sort of kills em bust their next kills their brain it,s game over stupid fouckn inbred pigs! hey man .I cant s-tand them stupid looking weak like their dying Im gonna put them in the house of pain soon anyways more coffee had coup instants now brewed later wolf2.
Wed Dec 17 '08 3:37:57 am Set this message as last read

castle49

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McKenna - Can you post your video again? Thanks in advance.
Wed Dec 17 '08 4:52:59 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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big bunny - er...oooo....um....I dont know what you do....sorry ...will have a look later

Ibanez_god - LMHO these are carols hahahahaha

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, " So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us!

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Jack and Jill - A lesson on how NOT to conduct your wedding night.

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side and said, You'll like this one !!

"When I got married to your mother the first thing I did when we got home was to take off my trousers. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.

I said to her, "Of course they are too large for you. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will. Ever since that day we have never had a single problem".

Jack took his father's advice to heart and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing. He took off his trousers and handed them to Jill and told her to try them on. When she did she said "I can't wear these, they're far too large for me".

"Exactly" Jack replied "I wear the trousers in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that".

Then Jill took off her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on Jack" she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.

"I can't get into your knickers" said Jack. So Jill said "Exactly, and if you don't change your f****** attitude, you never will!"

hugs Satriella xx

Wed Dec 17 '08 4:56:51 am Set this message as last read

andry1234
Andrea Ziccardi
Busso, Campobasso
Italia
Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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What about the 2009 european tour?
Wed Dec 17 '08 5:13:18 am Set this message as last read

hybes
Mark Hybers
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Skippygirl - no problem. I hope that works for you. And good luck having the patience to get through it.
Wed Dec 17 '08 5:16:11 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Something to chew on early this morning....

a musicologist and a music industry lawyer discuss the lawsuit on a radio talk show....

Wed Dec 17 '08 6:13:06 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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slanshroom i only have relative pitch and i have to work to keep it
Wed Dec 17 '08 6:38:05 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cube>Same here bro, i recon perfect pitch may be the key t the misery of waiting for inspiration t arrive again

Most of the time by the time i reach for the guitar the notes have left my head its feckin annoying, i have manuscript in every part of the house now but damned if it sounds like what i hear by the time i write it down hmmm think i,ll risk the course anyway



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Wed Dec 17 '08 7:03:12 am Set this message as last read

FabLawyer of SBM
Ronnie Anderson
Atlanta, Georgia
USA
Plays: Vocals (39 years)
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I've got perfect bitch if that helps? bless her
Wed Dec 17 '08 7:06:37 am Set this message as last read

Ibanezfanatic
stephan brouwers
Cuijk, noord brabant
the Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (33 years)
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hey guys, it`s silly old me again... I check in every now and then and enjoy reading the stuff posted by the fans. Many of you guys have great sense of humour, wich is a great quality. Just recently though, I stumbled across some dude`s message to Joe claiming to having been a fan for many years but now, because of that Coldplay-mess, he can no longer be a fan...That is SO wrong,it`s not even funny. This dude`s arguements were something about being a musician too and having accidentaly played some notes once that were similar to a few seconds of petrucci`s work...

This now scares the poor guy to pick up his instrument..

Well, boohoo...how sad...We`ll all miss this selfrightious-not to mention world famous- musician so terribly, won`t we, my fellow TRUE satch-fans?! I guess this guy has no idea of what this is all about. It is a matter of property.. If someone were to steal your work, your property,you wouldn`t be too happy about it either, claiming otherwise is just silly. So here`s to you, dude; when someone does a live performance and it somehow evolves into an improvised stroke of genious, sounding just like Joe (or petrucci) then that`s ok.. Trust me, It has happend to many of us, not just YOU. It means you`ve been inspired by the greatest.. But when it comes to recording a song and then claiming it to be yours when it clearly is not, then that`s a whole different ball-game...that is THEFT,no matter how you look at it. If you can`t see that, I guess you must be blind. Saying you "can`t be a "fan" anymore or not being able to pick up your guitar because Joe might sue you" Is the single, most idiotic thing I have ever heard. No longer a fan? Well, good riddance. I`m sure Joe and the rest of us will do just fine without some dumb-ass who can`t get past himself.

To everyone else; I know for sure that in a while all this coldplay-crap will blow over and`ll be forgotten (not unlike the "band" itself) ...But Satch will be here for us for ever. My love to all the true fans- the people who get it. Greetings to satriëlla, keep posting that funny stuff, I love it!!

Wed Dec 17 '08 7:07:00 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Ronnie,

MANY of us suffer that affliction LMBFAO.......

Wed Dec 17 '08 7:27:21 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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slanshroom but at least your a fantastic guitarist with your whole own thing going on ..

well boys and girls my goal for next year is to lose a bunch of weight . as i am a fat bastard.. just saying it outloud to keep me honest

Wed Dec 17 '08 8:04:32 am Set this message as last read

FabLawyer of SBM
Ronnie Anderson
Atlanta, Georgia
USA
Plays: Vocals (39 years)
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DCK - you picked a tough time of year for a diet!

I put on 12 pounds at Thanksgiving. I lost 2.5 again but with Christmas coming along I may have to join you in the Fat Bastard Band of Brothers

Wed Dec 17 '08 8:25:35 am Set this message as last read

FabLawyer of SBM
Ronnie Anderson
Atlanta, Georgia
USA
Plays: Vocals (39 years)
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and yes - you will see I moved and updated my profile. NY to Arkansas. Dont laugh. At least its cheap here.

Little Rock has Alltel Arena but I cant see that Joe ever plays here. Metallica were just here and AC/DC coming in January - but no Joe. Maybe he is scared of Arkansas - I was but its not as bad as I feared.

r

Wed Dec 17 '08 8:29:14 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Arkansas ain't bad but Maumelle recently took a turn for the worse.......

Just kidding!!! Bet you aint freezing yer fat ass off like I am right about now...........

Wed Dec 17 '08 8:32:11 am Set this message as last read

FabLawyer of SBM
Ronnie Anderson
Atlanta, Georgia
USA
Plays: Vocals (39 years)
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I went to work yesterday and virtually no-one there because of the slight frost. Just amazing. Businesses all shut down, people driving at 20 mph. I dont get it.

Its like a NY or Scotland normal day at this time of year - actually better. Its supposed to be 65 this weekend.

Southerners eh.

Maybe I should start a Joe come to Arkansas campaign.

Slansh - howz the new album coming along? Give us an update!

Ronnie

Wed Dec 17 '08 8:39:06 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Good Morning Satchland......5" of SNOW in Chicago yesterday and Winter is not officially statrted yet. Gonna be a long one...........

Slans...... If you're thinking of the perfect pitch program in the back of all the music mags.........Beware me mate. If my memory serves me right I read a review on it and they said it sucked. Do the research. Google is your friend.....and so am I. This ends the public service announcement and back to our regular scheduled program............T2Joe Forum........

Wed Dec 17 '08 8:42:03 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey my dragon is happy I just went down the hall it came out though my back mouth wide ipen felt like it was pure gold now it,s body decent feels like the same dragon buddy they got into a fight in my body after I put them in the needle and seats in the other day buddy she works greta been riding some road put my mach1 spark plug caps on with dual champion resistor plus my 97 mach1 caps went to the yemaha dealership looking for mone bogger mainjet well i have it hetted alittle rich now but I figuered if the had like a 660 mainjet I would buy one and put it in all this shit people run is wimp shit like were talking the biggest mainjets their running is like 340-370 mine i set both at 560 from dennis kirk dragso running smooth buddy good rotax keep dragon happy later wolf2. they never have like man parts over their it,s always oorder it like i told buddy i daid it isnt aleaner thing i just want even more fuel richer is always better i read the sparkplugs earlier it,s fine rich enough but can still go even more oil 32.1 premix to slow her down and oil ijection working perfectly later wolf2.
Wed Dec 17 '08 10:42:45 am Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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This guy beat me to it, again...

I guess he's not on finals and he's not sick... And also, his computer didn't break down erasing everything he had done already... It's all good... I'm still working on something nobody is even mentioning yet...


Wed Dec 17 '08 10:45:50 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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slansh, I am afraid you will likely need to take up another instrument to achieve perfect pitch.

Hmmmmm, maybe a boatload of different sized tuning forks would do the trick? Hmmm are them forks consistent at 10,000 ft and at sealevel? Dunno.

Wed Dec 17 '08 10:46:33 am Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Who's fat? I was 160lbs. when I quit ciggies...now I'm about a french fry away from hitting 200..

Is'nt perfect pitch the ability to name any note or chord just by listening to it?

Wed Dec 17 '08 10:51:42 am Set this message as last read
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