Cappy:nah it was around 2004 i think, i,d have t look it up.Postin is weird tho, dunno how many times i got the wrong end o the stick here its bound t happen in cyberspace.If it was real life y,d take the dude outside t sort it out or if a woman as Billy Connolly would say "slip an omelete down her blouse" lol

scrolldownto'that'snotmywife'

HELLO MY GOOD FRIENDS... I'M PORTUGUESE, AND I LOVE VERY MUCH JOE SATRIANI MUSIC. I PLAY GUITAR SINCE I WAS 14 YEARS, NOW I HAVE 24 AND I LOVE IT MORE AND MORE EACH DAY. SEE MY VIDEO PLAYING "JOE SATRIANI - SUMMER SONG", A MUSIC FROM THE BEST GUITAR PLAYER IN THE WORLD...

http://www.youtube.com/ricardofilipeccosta.

Well, joe satriani, i hope you have good luck to your future, and never stop doing the best thing you do...PLAY GUITAR... YOU'RE THE BEST OF THE BESTS...

Finally Joe posted, been a while, how do you celebrate xmas/newyears? got kinda tired of seeing white so blue is nice, I would like to also see some purple there too,

Someone explain what I am missing

Blue........Joe Purple......Stu (Right?) Green.......Webmaster

Skippygirl--That F chord is brutal! I am stretching my fingers everywhich way and OUCH!! The first 2 basic chord are no prob!!

So much catching up to do!!!

I found out who that alien in the Podcasts is---Steve Vai!!!! lmao!!

Yes this will be my only post and I may have spent too much time registering and all that jazz but I felt that it needed to be written.

Joe, get over yourself. Yep I said it. So what. You can play guitar and so can a million others. A great many with much more skill and creativity than you.

Songs get hacked all the time. Matter of fact go back into your catalog. I bet more than a few comparisons can be made but no ones crying about how there feelings have been hurt. If your shot of cash make another album with Yngwie or give a few lessons to some other rocker or something. FWIW... Its not really that close and who cares more importantly.

My nephew really thought you were a great guitarist until I turned him onto a couple of song writers than didn't jiz all over themselves with some stupid noodling over a few cords.

Your ego is unprecedented. Matter of fact I had the unfortunate displeasure of meeting you in the late eighties in Michigan. What a tool. My buddies and just laughed at you denying autographs to people who cared. For the record, I assure all of you it wasn't me. but think what you want because this message is for poor Joey

wow leave for a short time and look at all the pages.

1st Happy new year to joe and all t2j'ers. nice to see some blue type again.

Slans--You and Al and Campbell are quite a team! As musicians it is within your power to conquer the world!!

Slans--Your wife is one very fortunate woman!!! What a handsome hunk you are!!!! Are you sure Al isn't your nephew?

HOLY CANNOLI!! TUESDAYSCHILD--YOU NEED THERAPY HELP!! GET ON THE NEXT PLANE TO OAKLAND, SAN FRANCISCO OR SAN JOSE AND JOIN THE DEPRESSION THERAPY GROUPS AT EL CAMINO HOSPITAL IN MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA PLEASE EMAIL ME AT mfmoritz@sbcglobal.net ASAP! DEPRESSION IS A SERIOUS ILLNESS!!! DON'T BECOME A STATISTIC!! WRITE DOWN ALL THE THINGS YOU HAVE TO BE GRATEFUL FOR AND LET IT SOAK IN TO YOUR CONCIOUSNESS!!

I hope I'm not too late!!! Stupid communication breakdowns!! What have I done to help lift conciousness on this site??????? After all, Spirituality Rules----"Taking Offense" by Mary Baker Eddy from Miscellaneous Writings. 19th century--but still relevant today!!

Love, Peace and Joy and Spiritual power and humor in 2009 that's what I ask.

anibur, woweewowow! Thanks for that! I sent that link to a lot of friends. Me mum had a heart attack whilst at my oldest nephews graduation back in '94 I think it was. She didn't feel good, and had pain in her chest, but just brushed it off until she couldn't stand it anymore and had to be rushed to the hospital at 2 a.m. She was actually to scared to go to the hospital ffs! She was afraid they were going to tell her she was having a heart attack, cause she didn't want one. lol! She's a funny bird that one is. She had a second heart attack 2 years later, and had bypass surgery. She's still hangin' tough, but it's all good.

Cappy, yes sir, that was me that got spanked by Joe. I later explained to him what the deal was and we had a laugh. Luni's everywhere I tells ya! Good times man, good times.

Michelle--You are either #1 or very close to the top of the T2Jers list of most present fans on this site. A real blessing for Joe. I promise I won't let the trolls and evil monsters drive me into a hole again. Joe has won me over with his honesty and sincere, joyous music. What more proof do I need----super sonic soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My newest music CDs--THE BEST OF YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, THE MILLENNIUM COLLECTION and STEVE MORSE BAND, SPLIT DECISION. Rock on!!!

LOVELIFETRUTHSOULSPIRITMINDPRINCIPLE ;-)

GoldenGirl2:Al,Campbell & Cube are my plastic surgeons & me theirs...ok we got wolf2 wrong & had a terrible time fishin that gerbil out Als rectum...nasty! Cube got it all leftside n sent the wrong 1/4 inch jacks n Al sued the bejaysus out of us......we are still paying for his geetar amp fxs n hols..correction.... we pay his parents bwahaha

for the record, i dont hold anything against Tuesdays Child, sounds like she has had it REAL hard, if i understand correct her man commited suicide n left her with 3 lil peeps t bring up on her own & while i understand her point of view & Als which is a complex issue for anyone t understand that doesnt live in Ireland, i just have t say

Its goin t be ok hon...slan passes a big hug.....