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aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
484 posts total | IP Logged
Cheap crap, what a great topic.
My place of employment just bought something like 10000 trolleys from a Chinese company. They could buy 2 for the price of 1 Aussie made trolley and that includes shipping them over.
Due to OH&S issues all the casters have to be replaced because to many wheels have collapsed.
The trolley is designed to hold a crate of bread so on the top of the frame is a rail designed to lock the crate into place. Due to poor welding, 85% of these rails are higher than the specs.
So now we have a trolley, that a stack of crates can easily fall off,(we're talking over 300 loaves of bread per trolley) and if your lucky enough to dodge that, you can count on the wheels collapsing.
It will now cost the same amount againg to have them all fixed. Oh! the guy that made the call to get them................gone
Sat Jan 3 '09 7:00:00 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
3677 posts total | IP Logged

Ozzy_Fudd>now thats a LOT o junk lol

I,ve just copt on my Digidesign 003 ProToolsLE console is made in......yip infact i,m pretty much sure 90% of my electric gear is built or made in the east ohhh nooooo

Sat Jan 3 '09 7:08:42 am Set this message as last read

aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
484 posts total | IP Logged
gone......................
Sat Jan 3 '09 7:15:20 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Hey my half brother erich is so fouckn weak man!.Well when i bought my chainsaw and started working he had no place to go and no money so he came here ,so i said come with me you can work with me anyways he worked for about 3hours and 11 minutes i said fillup the saw with the fuel and the gold oil i dont use cheap chainsaw bar oil hey man anyways he sais to me ,he said wolf2 i cant do this he said man your just to foucking strong wolf2 he said man like you always do this whenever they put you on social assistance man you buy a chainsaw and you own the company and the store you bout it from and your licenced he said man anyways i know something he said years ago i dont know what the fouck these things do but i know that this thing will put your brain and body back to exactly the way you were he said you will see man you live off it off the chainsaw and fouck man were using 150 dollar oil for the chain your supporting mom and two houses taking care of your friend the girl and supporting that woman your girlfriend he said wolf2 i have seen proffesuional logging operation man and your about 11 times better just at the work they dont have the power and they dont live off it, frank man you always turn to a chainsaw for money man and it,s a big operation ottawa gets involved frank with your first poulan you bought the fouckn royal bank he said to me that like how serious this little chainsaw thing is man! he said another thing you ported and polished this chainsaw it uses a fouckn ver exspensive engine you made but their a bigger one and i can never believe it you always end up using the biggest fouckn husqvarna chainsaw and knowone can believe how big thechainsaw is your using these things signal for more power or something something happens you need more power but maybe not with this one ported and polished and this is 50 cc the size of a kids dirtbike engine! he said even if im broke man and have to go to foodbanks i cant be around you i cant do this work it will kill me i cant even start your chainsaws it does tell you in the owners manual what it does to your brain health wise how it makes you well erich said wolf2 you are a lumberjack man thats how you live and i aint cut out for it and your chainsaw s always look brand new like they have never been touched thats the way you keep them but your living off it man anyways later wolf2. more coffe wolf2 and supporting myself later wolf2.
Sat Jan 3 '09 7:23:11 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Slan - My ship was built in Korea.
Sat Jan 3 '09 8:02:53 am Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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maritime....you're right. Yellowstone is nothing more than a giant bomb long overdue to explode. If you ever visit the park, it is very unnerving to hear the super-heated water only a few dozen feet underneath you booming and exploding.
Sat Jan 3 '09 8:56:59 am Set this message as last read

FabLawyer of SBM
Ronnie Anderson
Atlanta, Georgia
USA
Plays: Vocals (39 years)
392 posts total | IP Logged

I had a Korean ex once - she seemed quality at the time but she didn't last as long as i expected her to either.

My Japanese ex was much more reliable - kept going for years without any warranty issue whatsoever. I had 4 ex Japanese and I would always recommend to anyone.

My Thai ex - turned out she was a man - JUST KIDDING. Good, honest but cheaply put together.

My indonesian ex - solid, robust and had a lot of bells and whistles but the engine was flawed.

Now my Filipino wife - she is the best. Unfortunately I wouldn't trust her to turn on the TV and get it right. Just poor on the technology front but makes up for it in reliability.

OMG - if only I were joking.

Roy - Under warranty? I bet you can recover direct from the HDD by taking it to a shop. You always do this to gear!

Ronnie

Sat Jan 3 '09 9:07:54 am Set this message as last read

Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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anibur: Good eye-opening vid that...
ibanez_god: Only 4C? Positively simmering compared to what we've experienced up in't Lancashire fells. Eeh it were cold...
maritime: Bye bye USA perhaps, but we'll only have a while before it's bye bye Europe...Cheerful eh? :)
Fab Lawyer...: Well aren't you the ladies man? What, oh you were joking...I knew that :)

Listening to/Watching: Fly by Night by Rush
Sat Jan 3 '09 9:33:54 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Ronnie

Too fekkin funny, you realize that you need to write a book dontcha???

Don't eat the Yellowstone snow!!!!!!

Cappy think I will play some Grand Funk today in honour of your ship...

"I'm your captain ya-ya-ya yeah...."

Sat Jan 3 '09 10:05:46 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Hey Scoobs - Haven't listened to Grand Funk for about thirty years. I'll have to go digging in the garage for my old vinyls.
Sat Jan 3 '09 10:26:04 am Set this message as last read

LucasF
Lucas Fonseca Lage
Brasil
Plays: Bass (17 years)
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Happy new year everybody.

Sat Jan 3 '09 10:26:54 am Set this message as last read

FabLawyer of SBM
Ronnie Anderson
Atlanta, Georgia
USA
Plays: Vocals (39 years)
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A book! If my wife reads that post I'm dead - forget a book! lol

Igneousiceman - its all true im afraid. Actually I could throw in a Canadian a few americans and a russian - but why bother. As for ladies man - certainly not me. I have just lived a few years.

Slansh is the ladies man. he's not interested - but he attracts them.

Sat Jan 3 '09 10:39:32 am Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Michelle--Thanks for the Deep Purple-Laaaazzzzy!

Igneousiceman--Thank you for the Rush. I forgot what a great band they are. My knowledge of Rush is so very limited!

Pastel_Black--OK City? That's not too far from where my "adopted" bro lives. We met when he was just beginning high school and I was in my 3rd year. We became close friends and his mum and dad unofficially adopted me and met my parents. After I left Imperial Valley for the Bay Area, he and his parents moved to Woodward, OK. I got to visit him about 16 years ago. I fell in love with the rolling hills and plains. Beautiful part of our country.

Maritime--What have you been smokin' man? Doom and gloom? The reason Vincent Van Gogh died when he was in his 30s was because of extreme mental pain prolly caused by what he perceived as a heartless world. Are we allowed to accentuate the positive? Or are we doomed to die of negativIism and depression? Do we have a choice? Yes AND yes, the physical landscape of Yellowstone is ominous, but do you think Joe is worrying about this right now? I don't think so. I don't know about you, but I prefer to follow Joe's lead. How do you suggest we deal with this ominous threat? Move to the Netherlands? Heee!! Heee!!

Tracie--You are the first to answer Joe's writing on here. Joe is fortunate to have you as his right-hand woman AFTER RUBINA AND HIS SISTERS, NATURALLY. I celebrate you today!! ;-D

Lorenzo001--How can I answer you? How can I make peace with you? I don't want to get hurt and I don't think you do either. Our philosophies of life differ--I have to accept that and tell myself I can live with that. :-/ So puzzling.....even though common humanity.

GoldenGirl2

Sat Jan 3 '09 11:14:20 am Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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SuperDave--Can't you see, Maritime is trying to get us to move to the Netherlands so he can meet us up close and personal!!!

I am reminded of the Marshall Tucker Band's song "Can't you see what that woman's been doing to me?" However, I would substitute "funny man's" for "woman's" or something like that!!

Keep on twisting my arm or pulling my leg, Maritime, just see what happens!! Heeeee Heeee Heeee!!!

GoldenGirl2

Sat Jan 3 '09 11:29:07 am Set this message as last read

anibur

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Igneousiceman Love your accent...................mine is south east, but don't know how to spell it
Sat Jan 3 '09 11:40:48 am Set this message as last read

tikimon

tampa, florida
usa
Plays: Guitar (56 years)
445 posts total | IP Logged
ibanez_god...my tounge was firmly in my cheek on florida being too cold. very nice down here right now. the bahamas were even nicer. i take it you are a scuba instructor. i have been a DM for about 20 years. never found the time to go do the IDC and then instructors test. soon come maybe.
Sat Jan 3 '09 11:51:24 am Set this message as last read

Amir K

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those are the terrorist... be sure to kill them all!? pleaase is this a joke??!

-Amir...
Sat Jan 3 '09 12:22:32 pm Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Goldengirl.....Moving to the Netherlands would be detrimental to my health. Not to mention a few of the new years resolutions I made...
Sat Jan 3 '09 12:28:51 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
6317 posts total | IP Logged
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Sat Jan 3 '09 12:38:02 pm Set this message as last read

FabLawyer of SBM
Ronnie Anderson
Atlanta, Georgia
USA
Plays: Vocals (39 years)
392 posts total | IP Logged
when we call out terrorists and in the same sentence call for terrorist action - it kinda loses credibility. Entitled to your views but not posting pics of that sort.
Sat Jan 3 '09 1:14:28 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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the heart thing,the congenital heart block need electricty top part doesnt tell the bottom when to beat is from my husqvarna 266 xtra power professional chainsaw, you have to have the 266xp heart to own husqvarna sweden they tell you every level of beating and distance like 20 years before you go to the doctor im serious it,s my xp husqvarna heart it ,s made to need pacemaker no world of a lie i kid you not after you get your pacemaker it,s identity of a true husqvarna lumberjack your just suppose to take care of yourself and be friends with husqvarna it was my 272 xp actualy or no wait it was my 286 xp thats what it was,thats what you have to have to be a lumberjack underlaw and what you have to have to own husqvarna they test you before your allowed to buy it and you have to have early poulan schizophrenia to own poulan anyways more coffee instant time later wolf2.
Sat Jan 3 '09 1:29:11 pm Set this message as last read

Sedoy
Григори& Петросо&
Donetsk, Дон
Укр
Plays: Guitar (2014 years)
25 posts total | IP Logged
С Новым Годом Вас Joe Satriani.Желаю Вам и Вашей семье счастья и здоровья.Не прощаемся....
Sat Jan 3 '09 2:15:59 pm Set this message as last read

Sedoy
Григори& Петросо&
Donetsk, Дон
Укр
Plays: Guitar (2014 years)
25 posts total | IP Logged
In Donetsk (Ukraine),night in this moment.Я очень плохо пишу по английски,я же из другой страны.Но я буду пытаться учить ваш язык!!!Всего доброго.
Sat Jan 3 '09 2:25:17 pm Set this message as last read

Railton
Mark Railton
Denmark
Plays: Guitar (16 years)
196 posts total | IP Logged

Hey Satchland. 119 posts to catch up! Theres even one blue, i can see right now! Nice to see blue again!

Today i sadly made a scratch on my "not older than a month" Ibanez JS1200 :(. But i also got my very own guitar strap with my name on it :P


Joe Satriani: Nice to see some blue! Happy new year to you! I can't wait for the Live in Paris DVD
michelle: Really awfull news. R.I.P Jett!
PS: Did'nt you read this: Copyright 2009 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. You even posted it, so you must have. Oh. No more jokes. RIP Jett!
js1200js1000: I hate cold too :P
To all you others i didnt respon, and those i also responded: Have a good time and enjoy the music, and your life!

Yeah! 3333 characters left EEEEH!!!!

Edited Sat Jan 3 '09 2:41 pm

Sat Jan 3 '09 2:28:55 pm Set this message as last read

Sedoy
Григори& Петросо&
Donetsk, Дон
Укр
Plays: Guitar (2014 years)
25 posts total | IP Logged
Good night brothers.See tomorrow.
Sat Jan 3 '09 2:31:41 pm Set this message as last read
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